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Chukskalidon: allow them to breath off their ages for us.

ItsModella: Shut the fück up, so you're actually proud to call that 2 inch pencil in between your elephant legs a dïck? hahaha!! wonders shall never end o. Any chick who decides to date a swine like you must be very stupïd. Dumb fück, which standards do you have? nothing, zero standards, that's all you got. Ugly, pathetic shitbum like you coming on here to puff your chest like a constipated gorilla

Me, gold digger? how much more low can you sink? I initially thought you had a brain in that thick skull of yours but I was wrong. Your skull is filled with spermflakes...silly cünt.

RedBenson: Itsmodella, i dont blame a punk like u after all, dis is just internet. I've mistakenly dated a bunch of liabilities like u b4 and once they come into my life and see my standard, they refuse to back off. If i meet u whch of course a gold digger, after yanshing u once or twice, i will quickly send u parking and if u refuse to go, i wouldnt mind tearing ur cli.to.ris wit razor blade if that would make u stay off. Bunch of liabilities.

If Ngozi Iweala had d same gold digging mentality over-ruling u at d moment, i wonder if she would've ever been where she is today. Go think on how to make ur own money and stop gold-digging. Unam ikot.

ItsModella: Common, shut that your useless trap, you this emasculated thing. People like you are liabilities to the entire populace, both male and female, acting like a puss and bitching about irrelevant things, things that are none of your bloody business. You are not even fit to be called a man, heck, my shoe sole has more strength than you, ewu abakaliki.

ItsModella: You must be very stupïd. In your pathetic mind, you're a psychologist, right? Did you say my type? I suggest you shut that shithole you call a mouth if you don't have anything meaningful to say. You can't just open your useless mouth and spew nonsense about me simply because you've been allowed access to the internet.

See this poor äss efulefu o, coming on here to form levels.

If a guy decides to spend on his girl, how is it your business? If he decides to eat onions while she eats the suya, how is it your business? If the guy decides to drink water while the girlfriend eats nkwobi, how e take concern you? na you dey pay? the guy tell you say him dey hungry? Dey dere dey take panadol for another man headache. My point is, people all have their reasons for doing what they do, reasons you have no idea about. You can't just judge them based on what you think (which is very skewed btw). The way you'd act is not the same way they'd act and you can't open that smelly cesspit you call a mouth and judge them based on your own standards.

Red-Light:
and since govt has been removing subsidy, how many investor has come into nigeria?

ocelot2006: And when will you allow the FG withdraw the fuel subsidy without taking to the street, so as to provide a profitable market for investors eager to build new refineries in Nigeria?

Oh yeah, dat dream too!!

obitee69: Well am d only son..and my parents are very comfortable.No need to give dem money. Thanks 4 ur advise gotta start saving to move outta d house.

Idowuogbo:

Idowuogbo:

Exponental: PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT ABORTION.....IT MIGHT BE UR ONLY HOPE IN FUTURE.
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Luckily, u have a job, Swallow ur pride n talk 2 ur parents...... It might be rough @ first, but d joy lies ahead.

Chukskalidon: nobody bears d name 'boys' here. My name is @chukskalidon a.k.a ckosky..odogwuawka1 and nt 'boys'. If u luk at dat name, you wil realise d gravity and accelaration due to it. Abi @190 ur name na boys?

ITbomb: Nna men, I no fit leave bed , ATMCard don detonate one of my bombs for waist

Idowuogbo: Just below 100k? Dude, u capable of taking up dat responsibility.Tell ur fada u have arrived, u is now a Bigz boi. New job, new baby... U a MAN now, man up! Good luck and name ur baby Valentino.

Akshow: YOU NEVER READY NA IM U DE (RE IDI) SLICE PUNNY? ABORTION IS NOT AN OPTION. MY TWO CENT

RedBenson: @FRR1, u mean if she could swallow bear in such a manner in a public on her wedding day, then no doubt she fit dey take 'ogogoro' or call it 'combined'dey brush mouth for morning for her house.

That's our naija babes for u.

obitee69: FRR1 I can't afford now but I'm savin towards dat. My salary is a lil below 100k and wud increase times 3 wen confimred by june. Nawa o! Thanks guys..n I dnt wana reason abortion cos I dnt want wahala..wen do u feel is write to tell my discpinarian father

mysticgal: after valantine loving,lols,anyways take responsibility,it's your poo,clean it up.what were you tinking sef.

obitee69: My GF just broke the news to me dat she's preggy after some valentine loving. I love her but not ready for a baby now o. I'm 24+ n I just got a job wif a new gen bank. N my babe is 23+ n in school. The prob is how do I tell my folks..I can imagine d look on my dads face. Pls advice friends. Shud I move outta my parents house b4 I break d news or shud I do it asap? Also I'm still on probabtion in dis bank still earnin trainee money

ATMC: yeah indeed it is. I've finally settled d boys and they are now smiling hahaha

Chukskalidon: ATMC: @190 y u come miss d outing na? Well @frr had a good time as i fulfille my promise and even gave him your own share joined to his to start up something. As such don't expect to see him soon on this forum for he's busy putting things together. Btw @itbomb keep trying, who knows you may win my heart to do same for you in 2015
@chuckskalidon your account number you sent me to wire cash for you aint correct...my banker said so, i called your line but mtn said you were barred from recieving calls for trying to load a used 100 card severally anyway try and reach me before 9 today let me see how we can set you upon ya feet...e go better

ItsModella: This OP, I just tire for you. If you're not bïtching about this today, you're bïtching about that tomorrow. Grow some balls and stop acting like a puss all the bloody time.

190:


On a serious note bro, I hear say some Nigerian girls dey drink Ogogoro
Is it true, cant stop laffin, im trying to imagine . .

#in a typical naija girl voice#
uhmm madam give me 2shots-today na today- my boyfriend dey cheat on me ehen, me and him go kpai today


Nigerian girls nor go kill person with laff

ATMC: E@190 and FRR
i have graduated from d level of being taken out, nowadays i take guys out and then give them money to start up a good business so they'll have money to take as many girls as they want out and even shopping without 'whinning' or complaining. U feel me?

190: You take which guys out

nor be you wen i know

ATMC: E@190 and FRR
i have graduated from d level of being taken out, nowadays i take guys out and then give them money to start up a good business so they'll have money to take as many girls as they want out and even shopping without 'whinning' or complaining. U feel me?

Mynd_44: Welcome to NL

Idowuogbo: I flush mine.