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jjjjj2017:
u can help the guy out nah

your own prick dey strike?

Toks2008:
Do you know that your birth period can actually be a pointer to your career in life?

A lion was born to rule the animals while the whale was created to be the sea giant...in like manner,everyone has a place in the kaleidoscope of life.

So tell me your month and day of birth(not year) and I will tell you the career that suits you the most...the career that will possibly give you great success in life.

CC:


I also dedicate this song to you all...Happy weekend.

october.

praisekeyzz:
pls bro I know you young and ion wanna be fukd up. I just need to know how I can avoid her

very easy...

pretend you don't know what's up her sleeve. so, if she calls you on phone always reply with "ma"...it hurts them badly. every h0rny MILF wants to be addressed as "baby".

if she invites you again to her house, go with your girlfriend; if you don't have go borrow one. and tell the "ma" you would love to introduce your bae.

she'll never disturb you again.

rivers state babes should top the list. if you haven't been to PH you won't know this.

SGANIVA:
ondo have the most beautiful girls in Yoruba land

ogun.

so...why are you asking nairalanders for help?

the guy was only trying to pull a nollywood stunt.

Smellymouth:
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alaye, na true o. any girl that can leave me having blue balls can as well kill me. if i no release something bad must happen.

my woman must not disturb or protest against me watching barcelona matches, no matter the time.

she must not stop me from drinking.

she must learn how to drive, just in case we go out together and i get drunk.

cleaning and washing are my hobbies but she must be willing to assist too.

i'm not a perv but when we fvck she must not leave me unsatisfied. . .she must let me discharge Fluid with aaahh!!

it would save us a lot of money and girls would have more respect for men.

stupid!

i love everyone.

just stop catching feelings.

Nina4u:
..

you're cute.

are you naturally blonde?

Draei:

Home game against sevilla, and also an away
game against the same malaga that smacked
you guys last month. Now judge....

that malaga managed to beat barca doesn't make them a strong side... they picked form only recently. sevilla has always been a beloveth wife to madrid.

UltraLeslie1:
Is celta Vigo tough? I don't agree.

very tough at home.

Draei:

Taaaah, how does Barca have tougher
matches than Madrid? The only hard nut
you guy's needa crack is the one against
Villarreal tomorrow. Others na walk over.

so...apart from celta vigo, the outstanding, which other tough opponent does madrid have?

Quinn22:


The when you guys want to get down after the event, she will do as if she doesn't know you too

you mean in za ozer room?

i wee just pretend we didn't come together.

i really don't want to discuss barcelona's fate as regards the la liga this season. the loss against malaga still leaves a sore in my heart...and the remaining matches are won't be easy pass for us because we're facing tougher opponents than real madrid. my prayer is that madrid loses at least one match and increase our chance of lifting the trophy.

tamuno! una still dey celebrate birthday?

happy birthday to you, lezz, bro...LLNP!

surest way to celebrate a day like this..

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baba iyabo.

handsome man.