PrickGetSize:
A MILF wants to fvck her son's age mate. This is wonderful! At 41, she will still have enough stamina for sex and some juice in her pussy, so you might need more than a dose of whatever boosts your chakra to satisfy her. But if you have a big black prick like me, sex enhancement drug would be out of question. Just one powerful thrust can send mama's knee bones knocking each other in shock. Good luck, man.

Ur size of ur mamba doesn't really matter but how u do it.

Emmanuel Macron is 39yrs and his wife is 64yrs, there's a 25yrs gap. But today he is the President of France. I am not advicing anything oh, am just stating the obvious.

FTBOY:
so...why are you asking nairalanders for help?

Exactly....what does he want to hear? Mtchwww
I don see something for this Nairaland sef

jjjjj2017:
u can help the guy out nah

your own prick dey strike?

Bleep her and welcome to marine kingdom world

Opakan2:

shey o gbadun? I'm a sir

ROTFL....Boss man,I know what you are thinking#weldone sir



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praisekeyzz:
Hello NLs....

I've been so disturbed about the strangest thing ever happening to me for the past one month.

I met an elderly woman early April at my barber' shop where I do come to charge my phone at night whenever there is no power supply(same as the woman). I went the 2nd night, still met this same woman on the same mission at the shop. She noticed my hairstyle and asked me what style it is, I was like it was just a partial dreadlocks but I haven't locked it fully to make it firm. And she was like she likes it.

And she went on to ask my name and some details about myself which I did. And when I told her i'm an igbo guy she was soo happy and told me clearly that she likes me more.

I was already admiring her as a mother(meanwhile we already exchanged contact) not until she called me on the phone 3weeks after we met and asked me to come to her house. After entertaining me with dishes, she moved close to me and started showing me videos on her phone...while scrolling through the videos i saw lots of matured porn and I was so shocked. She asked me what was wrong? that I should relax. I told her this is not right! I told her she could be my mom. She was just like it doesn't matter.

The most shocking part of it is that this woman claims to be a prohetess and a minister. Even on her facebook timeline, she addressed herself as a prophetess. I could disclose her facebook account but something inside of me tells me it will be too cruel and unjust of me...please people all I need is advice I don't wanna fall into temptation. She lives on the same street with me. She's new there......Please I need advice!

Report her to your mom lolllll

EuroBoy007:
First u exchanged contact with her, secondly she called u n invited u to come over...u went to her apartment and even had lunch/dinner, thirdly u seated very close to her watching photos n videos together on her phone! My friend go back to that lady n finish what u started u don't need any advice again because it's obvious u gone far wt dis lady.
After u don chop free food finish...u con come Nairaland​ for advice, u're ungrateful long throat

Ur last paragraph is just insane

Have you thought about it,ifshe is a ritualist and wants to use you or your sperm?

You better run o, how will a mature woman see you and said she likes you, she may have evil intention.

You need this for the road

spaggyy:


I will like to meet her of you don't mind pls,

SorftWerk:
lol...you sef sabi the thing bah... Badt guy!

Na wa for you o.
Who good guy epp

U don't need any advice

mechanics:
You better run o, how will a mature woman see you and said she likes you, she may have evil intention.

What rubbish! Never knew somebody could come up with this. She want someone to cuddle and make love to her. What is evil about that

Prophetess that wants to bleep her kid's agemate, is that one a prophetess?

OP, better run for your life before they use juju zap your destiny

Why should you even think of bleeping a married woman in the first place? My friend, it's a taboo in case you don't know.

Oga give her what she wants and stop complaining. She is just 41,,God know say if Na me.....

issorite

my friend run for ur life o

hehehehe, Badt guy looking for justification for what u have already done. and u know how I know?
1. A 41 yr old woman invited u to her house after telling u she likes u, and u went and sat down n she cooked for u n u ate n she gave u her fone to watch videos.
2. How did u know there were plenty mature porn videos if u didn't watch them all? u didn't run after seeing d first video and after watching u Sat down n asked her why she had them on her fone and she said it's not a crime. OK oooo.
3. After watching all those videos your Dickerson was still sleeeping shey? and knowing women, she won't listen to whatever u say from ur mouth cos Dickerson says otherwise, she'll just talk to him directly.
So, just confess, say u did it and now u're having conscience attack and u need to know how to get over it, simple.

CuddleMe:
What rubbish! Never knew somebody could come up with this. She want someone to cuddle and make love to her. What is evil about that

u fit go meet the woman na

CuddleMe:
What rubbish! Never knew somebody could come up with this. She want someone to cuddle and make love to her. What is evil about that

no mind d bloody pretender

Run for dear life

PapiSmith:
A sexy MILF is out there trying to fück the hell out of you and here you are crying like a little bìtch.

So what if she is 41? Have you seen omotola? Do you know how old she is? Seen how hot she is?

Well, have you tried telling her NO till your brains pop out?

Cuz I think you just need a reason to justify your deepest desire to fück her or maybe you are very much gay. Just make sure you use a condom

Bros na Wahoo you blunt no.be small but na the koko

AlphaStyles:


u fit go meet the woman na

I'm not a lesbian

was once in such situation, but she was 31 and also a prophetess, but i did it anyway.

praisekeyzz:
Hello NLs....

I've been so disturbed about the strangest thing ever happening to me for the past one month.

I met an elderly woman early April at my barber' shop where I do come to charge my phone at night whenever there is no power supply(same as the woman). I went the 2nd night, still met this same woman on the same mission at the shop. She noticed my hairstyle and asked me what style it is, I was like it was just a partial dreadlocks but I haven't locked it fully to make it firm. And she was like she likes it.

And she went on to ask my name and some details about myself which I did. And when I told her i'm an igbo guy she was soo happy and told me clearly that she likes me more.

I was already admiring her as a mother(meanwhile we already exchanged contact) not until she called me on the phone 3weeks after we met and asked me to come to her house. After entertaining me with dishes, she moved close to me and started showing me videos on her phone...while scrolling through the videos i saw lots of matured porn and I was so shocked. She asked me what was wrong? that I should relax. I told her this is not right! I told her she could be my mom. She was just like it doesn't matter.

The most shocking part of it is that this woman claims to be a prohetess and a minister. Even on her facebook timeline, she addressed herself as a prophetess. I could disclose her facebook account but something inside of me tells me it will be too cruel and unjust of me...please people all I need is advice I don't wanna fall into temptation. She lives on the same street with me. She's new there......Please I need advice!

what kind of help do u need? a pastor,a doctor or a... u bera advice urself to kn wat u want

It is up to you. If you want to Bleep her go ahead but she may end up using your sperm if she isn't into church stuffs and open minded I for say go ahead but the church matter is disturbing me cause Christians don't do that maybe she's agent of the devil why eat in her house eat her food? You don eat efo riro anti eja ero tell your parents if they are in support

Same way they will bleep your wife in future...
Mark my word

praisekeyzz:
so Dear is for ladies only.

Guy bleep her and recieve the anointing

Bro, run for your dear life. Don't try to take any chance at all. Also, ignore all the stupid post stating that you should have a carnal knowledge of the woman. A word is enough for the wise. Peace be unto you.

guy...if u wana phyuck just phyuck n stop acting like a dunce. are u a baby?

I WONT ADVICE YOU TO RUN FOR YOUR DEAR LIFE, BUT FLY FOR YOUR DEAR LIFE. Prophet wetin?
secure your future by flying far sir. If u still need your destiny, run very well. U even claim she is new in the area, do you know how many young guys she mite ve done same to in her previous location?
Save your destiny by FLYING.