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RomanceRe: Guys: How To Protect Yourself From False Rape Accusations. by FTBOY: 6:54pm On Dec 03, 2015
Tallesty1:
Had a similar experience too.

She's was the first girl I almost had sex with but she refused.

We dated for months before I made the move, the signs that she wanted it were there, we hugged, romance played, kissed and all that, so one day I decided it was time to "harvest her" according to Sam Loco.

We got down to business, the usual stuffs followed and there was no restriction, I undressed her but I when I wan "do am", she said "Na".

I was like "why?"

she said it "It ain't time yet"

tried to convince her but she stood her ground so I let her be.

Gradually pulled out of the r/shp entirely cause I ain't ready for dramas.a.
had a similar experience. i even went as far as finger.ing the biatch while she held my hot-throbbing dick like her life depended on it. but just as i was about to slot in she flinched and told me to stop or she'd scream..... i swear, i woozed the bastard with so much force that she choked. just pulled up my trousers and left. na one asewo naim later suffer am
CelebritiesRe: 2shotz And Wife, Precious Jones Separate; Accuses Him Of Beating Her by FTBOY: 3:40pm On Dec 03, 2015
there's no smoke without fire. she really looks like a prostitute
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by FTBOY: 3:21pm On Dec 03, 2015
Name: frank

Age: early 20's

Occupation: hustler

Are you single, dating or married: single...but not ready to search yet

Those u like on Romance Section: obontami, ipopalomo, totoisgud, anangboy, etc

Those u dislike on Romance section: a whole lot of them...especially the useless troll terrorizing sexuality section, kinkyangela...i call the bastard stinkyangela

Those u find annoying: stinkyangela...i wish i can drive a sabre-toothed blade up his stomach

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): lezz, anangboy

Those you follow and wish follows you back: don't have time for who follows me or not

Why do you follow the people you follow: ^ ^ ^ as above

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: can't tell for security reasons...but a lot of nl bitches have sent me pms for fvcking business, especially when i used to have my fucktoto moniker cool

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: averagely 2

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: the idiots like stinkyangela...and a whole lot of fake ass bitches

Which Romancelander is fake: stinkyangela and misspicy....very sure

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: callherspices ...i love that bae, mehn! cool

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on callherspices

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) i ask myself that question at times...i don't know

Your favorite Romancelander(s) lezz, anangboy and obontami cool

Your favorite mod i don't have their fvcking time. but i actually hated one..isilove. happy she's been fleeced. i trolled that biitch mehn! cool

Funniest Romancelander(s): kilokeys. funny by nature

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads any thread with pvssy on it is ok by me. shout out to all the asewo boys!

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk fvck diary

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? my pal, isuckpussy. i don't know if they've banned him

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. obontami! he's a pvssy-slaying mo'fucker grin

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life stinkyangela and ishilove. dirty slapsssss, not a dirty slap cool

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with come again undecided

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life those i mentioned earlier

NLer(S) you consider smart lezz and anangboy. u just have to read their posts and imbibe wisdom

NL member that tries too hard. stinkyangela

NLer(s) you find intriguing lezz, anangboy, totoisgud

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer i don't know who initiated it but i like the ''gerrarahiamehn'' phrase

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from said i don't know

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section used to be ishilove back then...she was such a biitch

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other. huh? can't say

Who do u often agree with all my pals in the sexuality section

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) callherspices https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbb02ixzqZ1r966th.gif

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) i don't check female profile pics, honestly...except callherspices'

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy i don't like nice guys....so i don't know

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious). i really don't care

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag softapples...he can be an idiot sometimes
RomanceRe: For All The Ladies: How To Turn Your Man On For Bed Actions by FTBOY: 5:47pm On Nov 28, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
to everyone his own dear cheesy.

You dnt like them fleshy doesnt mean others dont cheesy
i don't hate fat chics.....i just don't see them as a sex material. my dick might just get trapped between your thighs......i've passed lane before. sad story
CultureRe: The Wodaabe Fulani In Africa, Where Women Can Marry As Many Husbands (Photos) by FTBOY: 4:00pm On Nov 28, 2015
their toto go don tear reach yansh
RomanceRe: For All The Ladies: How To Turn Your Man On For Bed Actions by FTBOY: 3:57pm On Nov 28, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
I dnt need all these,the sight of me is enough to give him a situationcheesycheesycheesy
ur fat......the sight of u n.aked would kill my dick instantly
RomanceRe: For All The Ladies: How To Turn Your Man On For Bed Actions by FTBOY: 3:56pm On Nov 28, 2015
obontami:
hahaha cheesy cheesy grin


Joseph1-832 FT-BOY make una come see wetin this guy dey yarn
na pastor dey worry am for head grin ....he no know say toto self dey open way for boys. many guys don go yankee through toto connection. future ko past tense ni
RomanceRe: Share Your Friend Zone Story. by FTBOY: 4:56pm On Nov 26, 2015
obontami:
if I'm the one I will fccck all her friends and her sister
hahahaha! badt guy! grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Share Your Friend Zone Story. by FTBOY: 11:12am On Nov 26, 2015
obontami:
at the BOLDED, I am the extremely impatient type, when it come to getting laid, iont gat time for long thing when dealing with ladies.


Cos I'm literally Hot 24/7. As a matter of fact I ve been fcccking since saturday-tuesday


I just gatta chill till weekend
grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Share Your Friend Zone Story. by FTBOY: 7:57am On Nov 26, 2015
Vig86:
She aroused me throughout the period we were together but we ignored our bodies like it never existed. I didn't even hide it, I would go around my room carrying my D*ck like security man's torch. I had a girl friend during that time but a distant one.
she played on your naivety...simple! whatever she gave you was the price she had to pay for presenting you to the world as her man while otherwise was the case (u even added that her family didn't know her real boyfriend). and it's easy to tell that she spent more time with you than with her bf....she only visited that one when she needed her honeypot dug, then she would come back and play whot with her ''handbag''. like i said before, i've seen guys who did worse than u did, so i'm not condemning you totally. a girl once tried that with me during my school days...of course, she did all the spending. she would ask me to hang out with her and her gfs to shop or see a movie at the cinema. but if i made advances on her, she would remind me she had a bf. well, i ended up fvcking one her pals and she got to know. she got so jealous and quarreled with her. someone asked her what happened and she said her friend tried to snatch her bf. so who's the boyfriend now?
bro...u fvcked up
RomanceRe: Share Your Friend Zone Story. by FTBOY: 7:19am On Nov 26, 2015
Vig86:
You think so? Well, I am glad I had somebody like her. She is now my benchmark for choosing my life partner, she was so close to perfect-girl. Our relationship reached a 'farting terms' without us having sex. Strange right?
it's strange because i know there're still worse suckers out there. i can also stay with a girl for years without sex if, and only if, i have no sexual inclination towards her and i'm gaining something good from her. i can't stay more than a week with a chic that arouses me but can't let me dig that pvssy.....it's a no-no

https://31.media.tumblr.com/c2a235b51702f45fcefa2dd7663db0f2/tumblr_mrjilrgzkk1r5pqz3o1_500.gif
RomanceRe: Share Your Friend Zone Story. by FTBOY: 6:55am On Nov 26, 2015
Vig86:
During my university days but I didn't and still don't see that as friendzone. She was actually spending for me, she hardly leave my house. Everyone in the lounge thought I was flinging her but I never did. She had a boyfriend during that time. When I chyked the girl, she told me about the guy and her principles. That she can never double date. I respected her stand. She is a beautiful girl that added some value to my swag. She really loved me. She spent on me, she called me almost everyday, she would call me every morning to wake me up for morning Mass. On sunday, I didn't get option than to get prepared and wait for her to come so we would go to church. I still miss her shaa. I turned a church boy. She would buy me some prayer books, not that she was into church like that. She found out that I don't go to church and put it upon herself. She stroll with me instead of her boy friend. She would drag me to the market. Her family know me but they didn't know her boyfriend. I didn't lose but konji nearly kill me shaa. I disturbed her till she bought 'WHAT'. We would play What all day. I knew why she bought the What but kept it to myself. She bought the What to take my mind off her 'thing'. One day, after I have served(NYSC), she took the picture of the What and send to me. She said, "I value this What more than any other thing, I don't play this what with anybody". I felt like crying. I also took the pictures of some prayer books she bought me and sent to her, she laughed. I knew she appreciated it. So, I won't call my own friendzone. I didn't lose anything. I respect that girl up to today. She would sleep carelessly with me in my bed, and when I asked her why she wasn't afraid of me forcing her for sex, she said, "because I trust you even more than myself".
she knew u were a mugu. how did you the endure the torment of having a pvssy close by but couldn't fvck? at least, she for just give u handjob make u release your tension
RomanceRe: Share Your Friend Zone Story. by FTBOY: 6:51am On Nov 26, 2015
I have never been in the friendzone....or maybe I don't remember......because i'm not patient. i can only keep a girl as a mere friend if i have no sexual feelings towards her.....and that also means she can't make any demands from me unless i give her willingly. but when i want to fvck and the biatch refuses to release that pvssy, na to delete and forget instantly

cc obontami

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