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Romance / Re: Why Do Some Boys Wish They Get Raped? by FuckTheM0ds(m): 10:21am On Oct 04, 2016
Piercedclit:
Op you're so correct. Because they are 3 of your lists in 1.

But sometimes I wish i can be raped by Dwayne Johnson. He's cute for days embarassed
cc goingape1 finalboss falconey see comment from a typical naija B1tch

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Romance / Re: Why Cant Girls Resist Handsome Boys? by FuckTheM0ds(m): 9:30pm On Oct 03, 2016
Eglobalma:
why is it that no girl can leave in the same compound with a handsome guy that keeps to himself and not have a "beef" with him in her head. why is this so common...is it a must that because a guy is handsome he must flirt with u? who fineboy don help, why are girls making it look like being a fineboy is a big deal. how many fineboys have u dashed money? why are u girls making it a big deal if a cute guy doesnt flirt with u? even women..mature women are also fond of doing this...why?
na end time things. You sabi how many girls don leave me go fine boys? The thing dey vex me, they even upload their handsome boyfriend pics to their dp so make i jealous.
But that one no concern me. I be homosexual now
Romance / Who Is The Most Stúpid Man On Earth? by FuckTheM0ds(m): 9:18pm On Oct 03, 2016
Who is the most stùpid man on earth?
The most stupid man on earth is the man whose mother is using nokia torchlight but he ignores that and buys an infinix hot note for his girlfriend.
Who is the most stupid man on earth?
The most stupid man on earth is the man who spends most of his airtime calling girls rather than calling home, his guys and his siblings.
Who is the most stupid guy on earth?

The most stupid guy on earth is the man who spends most of his time chatting with ladies from one social media to the other via BBM, INSTAGRAM, FACEBOOK, 2GO, WHATSAPP, CHING CHANG, BADOO etc. But the last time he opened his bible to devote himself to God is only on sundays.
Who is the most stupid man on earth?
The most stupid man on earth is the man who sponsors a girl in the university for four years or 5 as in the case maybe, no matter how rich the guy maybe, he is very stupid to spend his earnings on girls which are nothing but bunch of ingrates.
Who is the most stupid man on earth? The most stupid man on earth is the man who takes a girl out to classy restaurant sit out, takes her to boutique and spends on her birthday.
Such men are stupid and deserve to be wiped off the surface of the earth because of their foolishness by allowing themselves to be domiciled by ladies who are just useless creatures in this universe.
cc finalboss, goingape goingape1

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Zeeny Celebrates Her 12th Birthday With A Performance At O.P.E.N Event by FuckTheM0ds(m): 8:59pm On Oct 03, 2016
Hahahahaha.
Some nairalanders no just get chill at all
Nellybank:
Inspiring but na TOTO go suffer am before she reach 15.

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Family / Re: My Wife Absconded With Our Kids by FuckTheM0ds(m): 8:07pm On Oct 03, 2016
Gaborone:


Can you please go back to the romance section and wag your little tail for the irresponsible boys there? This place is obviously not for you.

....
lol good riddance
Family / Re: Will I Ever Get Married? by FuckTheM0ds(m): 7:59pm On Oct 03, 2016
seizethaBae:
I don't even know where to start or how to explain what my problem is, hopefully i get lucky for the 'problem' to be 'diagnosed'. I'm a 27yrs old lady, finished university very very early and i've been extremely lucky with almost everything in life, but to get a suitor and settle down na palava. Friends/family members keep saying I'm too choosy or not serious.

Honestly, I AM NOT choosy. When the one thing i fast/pray for is for God to link me with the bone of my bone very soon, I even gave up my travelling plans in order to increase my chances of finding a future patner (i know you can meet ur patner anywhere, but na just to shut up people wey don tink say i no dey serious), a close friend even suggested i pend my 'work-from-home business', look for job so i can be leaving the house, and i got lucky within a month or two of dusting my CV i got a fantastic high paid job with no connection (honestly i've always been so lucky when i ask God for anything but i have no idea why he is delaying this). I just dont know how to explain it, the ones i like doesnt like me and the ones i dont have single feelings for will do anything to wife me. I'm not desperate or something, i just want to reach out if I'm the only one having this problem.

There was even a time i made up my mind to accept an ex proposal even tho i have no single feeling for him, i kept hoping/fasting/praying for a miracle to happen so i can at least like him (even if its 20%) bcus hes just too PERFECT, but it didn't just happen. My type of man doesnt need to be extremely rich, tall, handsome like most ladies dream man. He should just be neat, God fearing and have something upstairs biko (i love intelligent guys). Back to the main reason why i created this post; Married women/mature lady out there, has this ever happen to you? I really envy people that love their partners and they are loved back equally. Married women, please, I'm waiting to hear from you.

And for most people that will think I'm looking for a rich guy, believe me i once met a guy that was willing to sponsor my M.Sc in UK if i can be his Mrs, but i will never engage in anything that will bring curse on my head. So my problem is not even money. I'm so sick and tired
after creating this thread, how many email pm have you received from nairaland guys?

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by FuckTheM0ds(m): 7:43pm On Oct 03, 2016
Hussmanov:

[s] Calm your nerves , every step was taking taken for our good , don't crucify or tongue lash anyone .l know the decision favoured some and while some are unlucky.It's always been like and mind the way u talk to people most especially those older than you... [/s]
I wish l could kick u out of dis trend
What an insult
it's thread not trend. Illiterate.
Your name is Usman abi? Another useless northerner with a high UTME score that didnt really deserve it
Hussmanov:
Please
I had 317 in jamb
Eng C6
MathsB2
ChemA1
PhyC4
BioB3
MBBS ...

whenever i reminisce about being a fellow nigerian with a northern rogue makes me feel like nauseating, you guys are just as useless as 'ay' in the word 'okay'.
Nonsense

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuckTheM0ds(m): 5:34pm On Oct 03, 2016
mhizmercinda:
tnk u.mass comm
mass comm? Your UTME score pls?
Celebrities / Re: Iamnawty And Misshatey by FuckTheM0ds(m): 5:30pm On Oct 03, 2016
MissHatey:
let's just gist jare.


Slytubadth Is asking if I have s boyfriend cheesy
the upsurge of joblessness in naija is egregiously appalling.
See this young girl just wan waste her life on nairaland whereas she'd have been in her office now attending to issues and hoping to earn salary at month end.
Buhari why?
Romance / Re: Urgent Help Needed by FuckTheM0ds(m): 5:19pm On Oct 03, 2016
TreasuredLeidy:

tnx. Ugbowo in Benin City
oh cool. Abeg we fit meet up? Cos i'm also around ugbowo in Benin
Romance / Re: Pregnant Mad Woman In Bayelsa & Her Mad Boyfriend Loved Up (Pics) by FuckTheM0ds(m): 3:10pm On Oct 03, 2016
They are nairalanders, i know them. Their monikers are Laveda (f) and Jarizod (m)
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuckTheM0ds(m): 3:05pm On Oct 03, 2016
eghos12:


thanks for the correction. I nor no english again. gringringringrin. Fufu don spoil me..
not only you.
Same here.
Na mallam adamu cause am.
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuckTheM0ds(m): 2:43pm On Oct 03, 2016
Geofavor:
I would like to see the look on his face when the list is out, and my name is on it. Perhaps he would tell his dad to reverse the admission of a certain geofavour on NL.
he's dad is working in uniben's admission unit?
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuckTheM0ds(m): 2:14pm On Oct 03, 2016
Sermwell:

Its really disgusting the kind of attitude you exhibit on this forum! undecided
I don't see you getting admission into uniben! No no no no...u just can't be a uniben student! Not now, maybe some years to come! undecided

(^_^)

Geofavor:
You're welcome. I still hold your words dearly. In at most two weeks, we'll see what happens.
we are also watching.
Suspense thrilled and also exciting i must confess
Education / Re: For Older Bsc And Aspirants Who Are 28+ Years Old by FuckTheM0ds(m): 1:59pm On Oct 03, 2016
baddestchic:
i believe you saw the topic before posting.... dnt make it awkward abeg...
are you also aspiring?
Education / Re: For Older Bsc And Aspirants Who Are 28+ Years Old by FuckTheM0ds(m): 1:54pm On Oct 03, 2016
valnelly:
I created this for people like me who are older and still aspire for a degree or diploma programme. I'm 30 years old and also an aspirant... Feel free to come and let's put heads together. I created a whatsapp group too.. 08066357966.
oh shiit. Was looking for an innovative group like this just to edify me but now my phone's screen just got crashed.
Pls add up when i repair it soon. I'll join the interactive trend.
08060423357
Romance / Re: Urgent Help Needed by FuckTheM0ds(m): 1:49pm On Oct 03, 2016
TreasuredLeidy:
How is this related to Romance? I suggest u go post it in Health or Fashion Section, u will get quick response
girl you fine die, abeg which side of Benin you dey reside?
You're so elegant and inexpressible. Can we link up?
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by FuckTheM0ds(m): 1:46pm On Oct 03, 2016
eghos12:
@ all screening candidate . This are the things to bring . Reporting live from uniben basement. Oct 3rd 2016

1. Ssce scratch card i.e waec,neco,nabteb E.t.c with the result print out i.e the print out from waec site or if you have original result bring a photocopy of it. Also note if you are using two sitings you bring two print out + two scratch card. Make sure you have not finish the number of times to check the result or bring brown new that has not been scratched

2. Original Jamb print out. Bring the one with your passport attach to the result. If you dont have go and buy jamb scratch card and print it out. They sell in uniben shoping complex (2000#) and 200# for printing it out.

3. Application record print out page 1 and 2
4. Invitation slip print out..
5. You need a file bag to put all this documents inside.

So all together you are expected to bring 5 document. Also have extra 5 incase of incasity
incase of necessity
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Murders Prostitute In Liberia After She Asked Him 2 Pay Her $35(Pix by FuckTheM0ds(m): 1:31pm On Oct 03, 2016
NCAN south south reporting live..
Still scrutinizing the names and possible tribal relations..
They should have uploaded the culprit's facial figure so i could deduce if he's got a flat head or a tribal mark

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Education / Re: 2016 UTME Forms For Kids with potentials, who Cannot Afford It by FuckTheM0ds(m): 12:23pm On Oct 03, 2016
stariobran:

bearcatpump(at)gmail.com
change the (at) to @
thanx dear i'll message you shortly via profudeme@gmail.com
Education / Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by FuckTheM0ds(m): 9:50am On Oct 03, 2016
Adewhunmiiii:
Some who had the hopes of performing excellently in Ui's putme this year, with a not so good/bad result(jamb & o level) will be subjected to fear and distress.

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Family / Re: A nairalander has gone too soon. Bece by FuckTheM0ds(m): 12:46am On Oct 03, 2016
freecocoa:
Respect a thread dedicated to the dead by taking your horseshit someplace else.
truth is always bitter though cos both you and I will all go through this same death experience only time will tell and it's needful i keep forewarning you cos your meeting with Him is inevitable.
Heed to His Word and He will pass over you.
*cheers*
Family / Re: A nairalander has gone too soon. Bece by FuckTheM0ds(m): 12:41am On Oct 03, 2016
babdap:
You reminded me of Our Tunde Olaoluwa who introduced nairaland to me, he died 3years ago in a ghastly motor accident with his both parents.
awwsh what a sad loss. What was his nairaland moniker?

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Family / Re: A nairalander has gone too soon. Bece by FuckTheM0ds(m): 12:39am On Oct 03, 2016
freecocoa:
Again we are reminded of the frailty of life.

I condole with her loved ones.
she's in a safe haven cos she did the needful before she departed.
How about you dear? REPENT
Family / Re: Cuteness Overload : This Is What A Toddler Did When She Met A Kangaroo(PHOTOS) by FuckTheM0ds(m): 11:45pm On Oct 02, 2016
corisande:
Awwww!
The look on the kangaroo's face is priceless!
aww so damn cute, what a harmless and graceful creature.
The lions, snakes and other carnivorous rogues shall be destroyed in hell during Judgement Day
Family / Re: A nairalander has gone too soon. Bece by FuckTheM0ds(m): 11:42pm On Oct 02, 2016
NairaMaster1:
Malaria is a bastard
no no mosquito is a BASTARD rather
Family / Re: A nairalander has gone too soon. Bece by FuckTheM0ds(m): 11:40pm On Oct 02, 2016
Princeojua:
Who will inherit his or her Nairaland account?
her next of kin.
See question
Romance / Re: See My Six Packs, Sexy Body, Pink Lips & Handsome Face (ladies Rate My Pics) by FuckTheM0ds(m): 11:31pm On Oct 02, 2016
NevetsIbot:
whatever dude.
goodnight
Romance / Re: See My Six Packs, Sexy Body, Pink Lips & Handsome Face (ladies Rate My Pics) by FuckTheM0ds(m): 11:22pm On Oct 02, 2016
NevetsIbot:
TFYH..... I'm sure twas you... Whatever tho. Na your life
you need a brain reset. Restore brain factory settings.
Romance / Re: See My Six Packs, Sexy Body, Pink Lips & Handsome Face (ladies Rate My Pics) by FuckTheM0ds(m): 11:06pm On Oct 02, 2016
NevetsIbot:
No no... You created a thread, said you were bored and needed friends. dropped a phone number. Was bored too and wanted to poke fun thinking twas a girl..... And it turns out, a guy was behind the other phone.
Thunder fire you there. Check my topics if you go see that kind rubbish.
Abi you blind?
Education / Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by FuckTheM0ds(m): 11:05pm On Oct 02, 2016
faybobby:
What if aspirants points are less than <50,will U.I deny them of admission?
no admission for such

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