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Religion / Re: How Can Jesus Be Both God And God's Son? by FuckTheM0ds(m): 10:56am On Jul 31, 2016
TrapQueen77:




U are the one who is lifeless...


Why ur here anyway? And of all the ppol why the hell u chose to quote me back! Ur a tw.at!

Move ur ass somewhere and stop quoting me.
its so obvious that youre a ret.ard that is devoid of what the lay man call's " common sense"
your supposed lover created a thread to inquire about the deity of Jesus and instead of you to adumbrate on the topic you decided to exhibit the level of your frustration to bring in what is not supposed to be discussed here.
Desperate Old Lady in search of marriage.
Get your old ass off my mentions.
Oponu
Religion / Re: How Can Jesus Be Both God And God's Son? by FuckTheM0ds(m): 10:50am On Jul 31, 2016
TrapQueen77:



U are the one who is jobless here... Why u keep following me? angry
following you? Someone who i don't even know from Adams.
Get a life.
Religion / Re: How Can Jesus Be Both God And God's Son? by FuckTheM0ds(m): 10:46am On Jul 31, 2016
TrapQueen77:





Hi....


How are u my love? Missing u so bad... grin
take this nonsense to the romance section.
Jobless and useless old hag
Religion / Re: My Pre-rapture Experience by FuckTheM0ds(m): 10:43am On Jul 31, 2016
chival:
You came home and didnt see the family you were staying with, and you instantly concluded rapture had happened and became scared. How on earth did you survive in University and more importantly, how old are you?
lol. It's simply called Hallucination
Religion / Do I Lose God's Promises Because Of The Sin I Committed? by FuckTheM0ds(m): 10:30am On Jul 31, 2016
Hello Saints in the house.
Please i want to clarify issues.
Pls can someone who is BORN AGAIN but due to carelessness and not WATCHING as the Lord Commanded suddenly fell into sin and a besetting sin after God had given him the promises of blessings and answers to what he prayed for (TAKE NOTE : THE PROMISES ISN'T FULFILLED YET BUT STILL ON ITS WAY AS THE SAINTS KEEPS HOPING WITH FAITH)
So while still anticipating for these promises (promises like job, admission, answers to request etc).
Ya so while still hoping on these promises, he suddenly fell into a grievious sin and confessed and had the assurance that he was forgiven according to (john 1 v 9) and after then he fell again into sin and remorsefully going back to God again for cleansing again he feels doubtful and thinks God's promises wouldn't come by again because of his sin according to (ISAIAH 59 v 1-2).
Will the promises still be fulfilled or will it be witheld and cancelled due to the sins he committed?
Answers from Strict Holy living Saints.
Pls if youre a Christian that is also believing on free grace of one save always save because God is a God of love and not a God of wrath and you can can commit sin and always be covered by grace cos none is perfect. Pls if you are such, DON'T COMMENT ON THIS THREAD PLS.
cc Scholar8200, OLAADEGBU, emmyskies and the rest
Romance / Re: Why God Must Punish Poverty (my Experience At The Atm Today) by FuckTheM0ds(m): 10:08am On Jul 31, 2016
romme2u:


ete, da ame nsiak idib ye imam grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
hahaha lol no allow make that belly burst o because of laughter.
Thanks sha.
Ake happen ke Zenith Bank ATM stand aba ke banking estate nkang udo udoma ado
Romance / Re: Why God Must Punish Poverty (my Experience At The Atm Today) by FuckTheM0ds(m): 12:47am On Jul 31, 2016
Guliver:
God punish poverty indeed.op u b mumu,go dey hustle mehn u need am .after ur hustling open a saving and current account to known the difference. yam head.
ukam.
oponu
Education / Re: Top 100 Universities In Subsaharan Africa: 26 Nigerian Universities Make List by FuckTheM0ds(m): 12:44am On Jul 31, 2016
ishowdotgmail:


Great..... what dept dear?
So because she said greatest uite means she's a uite? The girl Na Yoruba girl and a very typical Ibadan girl and she is proud of the University located in their community.
If you still doubt then check her reply she'll tell you she's studying Mass Comm or Business Management or Banking And Finance.


Great..... what dept dear?[/quote]
jeevyww:
Rectre Spectre Fons
what is this one saying?
You're also a Uite bah?
Education / Re: Top 100 Universities In Subsaharan Africa: 26 Nigerian Universities Make List by FuckTheM0ds(m): 12:38am On Jul 31, 2016
Laid2001:
Webometrics is not a quality ranking!
Webometrics ranks by web clicks on the web of the various university sites and mention on the net!


But then, I am a UIte and we are still No1 by quality!
you are a uite or you are a moite
Romance / Re: Why God Must Punish Poverty (my Experience At The Atm Today) by FuckTheM0ds(m): 12:18am On Jul 31, 2016
ColourMeAmazing:
At least you see 5h withdraw
abi? Na to thank God oh.
Little is much when God is in it
Romance / Re: Why God Must Punish Poverty (my Experience At The Atm Today) by FuckTheM0ds(m): 12:17am On Jul 31, 2016
emeijeh:

Broke a** ni**er
ode
Romance / Re: Why God Must Punish Poverty (my Experience At The Atm Today) by FuckTheM0ds(m): 10:43pm On Jul 30, 2016
Ramon92:
yours is better. I've had to withdraw 300 over the counter before, with babes behind me. The way d cashier take look me Ehn, I just gboju.. I pocketed my thing and left with a straight face as time no de..

But brokenness Na bastard sha oo
Da you get mind. Chai.
Thank God am not alone in this battle
Romance / Re: Why God Must Punish Poverty (my Experience At The Atm Today) by FuckTheM0ds(m): 10:36pm On Jul 30, 2016
Guliver:
guy chill,the op lie sha.but for the humor in the post just Free him.am sure the guy don't have a bank account
emeijeh:

Sharap.
I have a current account there too, and i can draw to zero anytime.
Grow up!
Guliver:
guy chill,the op lie sha.but for the humor in the post just Free him.am sure the guy don't have a bank account
una mumuism were both of you guys inherited from your forefathers. No be for this thread una go display am.
Bunch of two Ugly Bastards
Romance / Re: Why God Must Punish Poverty (my Experience At The Atm Today) by FuckTheM0ds(m): 7:21pm On Jul 30, 2016
emeijeh:

Op you dey lie sha! Dem dey leave 1k for current account? Why you too dey lie like dis?
are you a FB staff/agent? If your reply isn't in the affirmative then i'd advice you to go see a doctor

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Romance / Re: Why God Must Punish Poverty (my Experience At The Atm Today) by FuckTheM0ds(m): 7:16pm On Jul 30, 2016
Cutezt:

Yea, Some Do Pay, Infact, Na Lagos I See ATM Wey Go Tell You How Much You Go Withdraw, In Most Nothern States, You Can Withdraw, But In Lag, Na Few Dey Gree, Btw, @Op, Beg Aunty Toyin And Linda To Beg Nigerians To Donate For You, #SaveFvckTheMods grin
thanks for replying the guy though.
The banking estate (a particular area where all the banks are located in my state) all the money in their respective ATM do pay 5h and in mints.
Even if you'd be withdrawing 100k it'll still be paying 500 naira notes in 200 pieces.
I don't know if you get me
Romance / Re: Why God Must Punish Poverty (my Experience At The Atm Today) by FuckTheM0ds(m): 7:00pm On Jul 30, 2016
EnigmaticEnigma:
Nigggah, don be scerrrrd, shhhh angry

I have bought 50 naira petrol b4 sef.

Pulled up and the attendant said how much? I said 50 naira angry
Dis nigggah looking at me like 4 real? Then he shouted 50

I said yes ma nigggah, 50 naira, nonsense undecided

Brah, don't send man, dem know u from Adam Even if dem know u, dem born u Even if dem born u, na dia business b DAT one, mtcheew undecided
exactly that is the morale i am talking about.
Na me fùck up sef i suppose go take small satchet squadron, Chelsea or DeRox put for body make my eye red small so i fit get the okpoju and the morale to withdraw am without fear.
Na why me i dey like agberos.
But you sef your own condition no good o.
50 naira fuel Chai that fuel attendant don reduce you mark entirely.
Lol

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Romance / Why God Must Punish Poverty (my Experience At The Atm Today) by FuckTheM0ds(m): 6:39pm On Jul 30, 2016
Mehn i was just so damn hungry today, i had no penny on me and since i don't really have friends nor acquaintance, i had to visit the Atm to withdraw the last kobo in my account.
I operate a current account with First Bank and the minimum cash in my account must be 1k and i had 1,5k so i happily went to the Atm stand to withdraw the last 5h (make i take buy garri sugar to come and soak/sip and survive) but unfortunately i met a very long queue and the queue was filled with handsome boys, rich men and ladies and young fresh girls. And they all stared at me due to my phenomenal height and glaring appearance
I was like Oh my Jesus i'm finished. I AM FINISHED. See as i want withdraw 500 naira in the midst of these classes of homo sapiens
Well the Atm machine was good enough and was paying and while the long line was progressing the guy i was behind, he was very young but he withdrew 70k and i fastened my eyes to the ATM screen and saw his inquiry which was more than seven digits and i was like Chai see money eh, a young and tall female corper came and stood at my back and stared at me and SMILED and when it was my turn to slot in my card I was like oh dear corper your beauty is so superciliously elegant and splendiferously tantalizing. pls you may go forward and cash first dont worry about me i'd be FINE cos i'm a man of PATIENCE and she was oh youre a very good guy. She thanked me and went and withdrew 20 thousand and i was shivering and when she ejected her card she dropped me her numz and told me to call her cos she liked my Character.
Na so i wait till the place dry before i slot in my card and withdrew the 500 naira, trekked back home and right now i'm sipping the garri as i'm typing.
I took 1 hundred naira and recharged my line and called the corper and she was like so damn happy and asked me to take her to Oliver Twist Restaurant Tomorow.
I dont have money pls what should i tell her?
GOD PUNISH POVERTY, I REPEAT. GOD PUNISH POVERTY.
Owu (poverty) na Bastard.
Cc BABANGBALI, dannyfillz unapapadeycraze, finalboss1 et al

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Education / Re: Please Who Can Help Me To Answer This Question by FuckTheM0ds(m): 5:53pm On Jul 30, 2016
amybel:

*^▁^*
anticipating or you ✉ ✉ me in case you ain't on BBM.
Brianelite26@gmail.com

Anticipating
Education / Re: Please Who Can Help Me To Answer This Question by FuckTheM0ds(m): 5:39pm On Jul 30, 2016
amybel:


cnt remember telling u whether am in a university or polytechnic mtweech anyway bad belle is allowed it's a free world, talking rubbish is allowed also.
bad Belle say wetin happen? Na today were i finish school? Abeg add the BBM pin on my signature jare make we tok Berra.
Thanks
Sports / Re: Tributes: Life And Times Of Keshi In Pictures And Videos by FuckTheM0ds(m): 5:21pm On Jul 30, 2016
Uduak2019:


That's why Igbos wants this country disintegrated to stop all these nonsense but yoruba say no. So yoruba are responsible for all these problems including Keshi saga for continuing evil One Nigeria.
YOURE A VERY BIG FOOOL.

Unam Ikot, ndisime useme sanga nsuene mien.

Ode oponu omo ale jati jati
Sports / Re: Tributes: Life And Times Of Keshi In Pictures And Videos by FuckTheM0ds(m): 5:18pm On Jul 30, 2016
harrysjones:
rip sir GOD WILL SuRELY REWARD U IN HEAVEN SIR...... we miss u cry cry cry cry cry
like seriously wetin concern Heaven with football? So God should welcome his soul in heaven simply because he was Nigeria' coach?
SMH
Sports / Re: Tributes: Life And Times Of Keshi In Pictures And Videos by FuckTheM0ds(m): 5:16pm On Jul 30, 2016
kestolove95:
so keshi own don finish bdat?
I can explain and interpret your signature but can you interpret mine? Add the BBM pin I posted in my siggy.
Thanks
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Pushes Selfie-Seeking Fan Away (Video) by FuckTheM0ds(m): 5:12pm On Jul 30, 2016
salabscholar01:
I have watched this same video, over time now. yes the guy was seeking a selfie with him, but was in an awkward manner. Even you here would have done same to the guy. believe it or not, pushing fans away is never part of him...


Perhaps he pays his taxes. Between, is only the "Christ" in christiano, that can save the "Mess" in Messi's tax saga tongue
.
Cristiano not Christiano.

And stop applying religion in every facet of your life
Education / Re: Please Who Can Help Me To Answer This Question by FuckTheM0ds(m): 4:59pm On Jul 30, 2016
amybel:


Tnks for that dear and who says that i cnt have a good grade(A) with the above answers it's obvious that u 're an ignoramus
oh really? Sorry i didn't know you were an ND student in a polytechnic.
Sorry eh. Thought you were an undergraduate in pursuit of a first degree in a recognise University.
Education / Re: Please Who Can Help Me To Answer This Question by FuckTheM0ds(m): 12:03pm On Jul 30, 2016
amybel:


Besides am only borrowing the course and I Dnt need to give the lecturer a perfect explanation on dat.So am okay wif d answers dat I've gotten from some peep Tnks for ur concern
so because it's a borrowed course means you can't score an "A" simply because it's a borrowed course.
You're a mediocre
SMH
Education / Re: Please Who Can Help Me To Answer This Question by FuckTheM0ds(m): 11:54am On Jul 30, 2016
amybel:

Funny you whatsapp ni
eagerly anticipating for ya add Plzzzz. Thanks
Education / Re: Please Who Can Help Me To Answer This Question by FuckTheM0ds(m): 11:44am On Jul 30, 2016
amybel:
why are gases more easily compressed than liquids?
please help me out before my exam.Waitinggggggggg
fine geh I have a more broad answer that'll fetch you more marks just whatsapp me. 08060423357
Romance / Re: If U R Under 20 And U Have A Galfrnd Or Boyfrnd. by FuckTheM0ds(m): 11:24am On Jul 30, 2016
david16:
Abeg who geh blackberry charger
ptchew Abeg who get Nokia charger for here?
Politics / Re: Photos From The Burial Of Zainab Asari Dokubo Who Died In Road Accident by FuckTheM0ds(m): 10:59am On Jul 30, 2016
nolly87:

Pls how is Islam differ from muslim. I beg I need explanation
Islam is a religion while Muslims is the name given to people who practice the religion of Islam. There is no real difference. If the guy you quoted gives you a different meaning then it means he is high on Nasarawa weed.

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Romance / Re: #throwback/recent Pictures Challenge by FuckTheM0ds(m): 4:26am On Jul 30, 2016
vizkiz:
Left 2008
Right 2016


na this only pics you dey get? By the way 2008 you still old like that? How old you be now?

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Celebrities / Re: Michy Shatta, Whose Saggy Boobs Caused A Stir On Red Carpet Claps Back At Trolls by FuckTheM0ds(m): 7:09pm On Jul 29, 2016
BABANGBALI:
I just came back today too,after more than a month in Seun's guests house..Their bans make me stronger like a rock. How are you?
fine. I just registered this moniker http://nairaland.com/fuckmynd44 and lala banned me for saying something Against the yeebos because the awon Israelite minister neyahanu go come carry them go home.
Sports / Re: Alex Iwobi And His Girlfriend, Clarisse Ejuliette by FuckTheM0ds(m): 7:01pm On Jul 29, 2016
BABANGBALI:
Him just finish touch your toe with the girl
hahaha haha shey you don come back again abi?

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