freecocoa:
HML

You both are beautiful people.


I wanted to say 'I hope you guys didn't pay the makeup artist after painting your face with that eyeshadow' but I don't know if the makeup was done by an artist, so...

and when will you marry miss atheist?

3Dobserver:
Congrats

IRONY OF LIFE
GUYS
Getting admission........ Anxiety Graduating....... Anxiety NYSC....... Anxiety Labour market... Anxiety Need for anoda Job.... Anxiety Need for a beta job..... Anxiety Anoda beta job..... Anxiety Anoda beta beta job... Anxiety D list is endless





GALS
Getting admission........ Anxiety Graduating....... Anxiety NYSC....... Anxiety Labour market... Anxiety Getting d latest gadgets and clothes... Anxiety Marriage... Anxiety Children..... Anxiety

my brother i'm just tired of life.

Opinedecandid:
Congratulations, ajen idung agid.

lol this one na real strong anang man probably from Ika or ukanafun

BABANGBALI:
I have been following closely the activities of this government and whenever I have the opportunity, I try to find out the opinions of people as regards the performance of this government. I just realized that the hardship faced by many Nigerians is simply as a result of the fact that almost everyone of us benefited from the cycle of corruption.

The bricklayer, plumber, labourers, tiler are all complaining because building construction has slowed down massively cause the thieves no longer have money to spend on real estate. The car dealers are grumbling because their cars are begging for buyers. Thieves can no longer spend wastefully. The private school owners are shouting because parents can no longer pay outrageous sums and are withdrawing their wards. I was shocked when I learnt that in a popular private University in Abuja, parents are writing undertaking at the account section for their children to be allowed to write exams... and it goes on and on. The fact is, a lot of people are returning to what someone referred to as ''default mode''.

We mostly have been living above our REAL MEANS. We have been staying in houses that ordinarily our incomes can't afford. Our children going to schools we can't afford. Driving cars we ordinarily can't maintain. We have been living a FAKE LIFE all along.

Now the reality is before us and we don't want to accept it. This shows how morally bankrupt we are. You can't eat your Cake and have it. TAKE NOTE.........

"GOD HELP AND BLESS NIGERIA"

VickyRotex
OsusuMustFlow
Ishilove
have you seen this?

Causin

Bhuumhite:
it's not really important...just leave it,just put the correct one in any other form u may fill in subsequent time.

thanx dear.
You dey try oh, you're the only stalite that has been active and assisting candidates by dispensing informations where necessary.
You too much dear.
Them geedot, cassyrooy and thankyouJesus don abandon us ni (sha i don't blame them, make them concentrate with lectures abeg)
We are now like sheep without shepherd just because of that clueless scam called Malam Adamu

mctunz:
hi everyone.... plss I need a response to dis... I had exactly 200 in my utme Nd my grades are oll Cs with two sittings...nd my course Z ADULT EDUCATION... xo Wat do you think about it... I jst want ur opinion... because we oll know dat u.i avnt given us their criteria for the screening... I jst need ya opinions... plss brothers

don't be apprehensive bro, also going for Education since i had a premonition of this admission saga, i quickly changed from CLA to Teacher Education and my O level results are also filled with Cs (c6 parallel).
So don't worry we still have great hopes afterall our courses aint competitive. So let's just pray, exercise faith and hope for the best.

If your o level grades are filled with Cs pls do pray fervently and relentlessly cos from the looks of things hmmm well lemme not be ominous but rather let me be reticent though.
it is well!

Rick9:
PowerHQ is a data reseller company they are very reliable you can pay for data with airtime Pins or bank transfers,

Their data is cheaper.

For instance 1GB is N700, but bank transfer is N600.

2GB is N1200 Bank transfer. U can find them on Facebook they have their page, search PowerHQ . Am just telling u because they are reliable I have bought data from them countless times.

thanx man powerhq is very reliable and they respond faster.
But i just met one of these advertisers on instagram page and he says he gives out mtn 3gb at the rate of 1,200 while 6GB goes for 2,400 and airtel and etisalat 3gb goes for the flat rate of 1,000
the rate seems encaptivating but the other part of my mind tells me the guy could be a swindler and a charlatan..
In this recession period one needs to be careful to avoid being duped by fraudsters o.
Whats your take on this?

While opening my profile which can't be possibly edited, i found out that the local government that was affixed on my profile is a wrong one. It contradicts with the one on my jamb result.
Is jamb the cause of the error? What should i do now?

kingjms010:
Had to bring diz thread to the front page

kingjms010:
2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide.

This thread

kingjms010:
Monday, 26th of September, 2016

this is what an early morning weed can do to a person

khayo:
Would have gone for teaching instead of marketing.but when a school offered you 7k per month and marketing is 45k monthy have no choice it's money I want not work.

Gbam you nailed it.
Rugged

400 naira for this recession period? The boys aint smiling at all. Hope say the victim no be safari girl

See as everybody dey condemn am. That means he really looted funds during Obasanjo's era

babdap:
Enjoy bombing oil facilities while it last, Nigerian Military is coming for you. That Arepo na just test running.

GBAM bro. At least none can ever fight and conquer the military bro.
That arepo stuff just confirms it

AyodelehMr:
[s] University of Ibadan (Ui) 2016/2017 session Admission Post-utme Screening form, Change of Course form & Direct entry Form Registration has started.
For more inquiries , If your Jamb score is low to your desirable course or any Deficiency on your O'level result , to assist those Candidates from far distance to register any of the Forms , contact Mr Ayodeleh, admn for Assistance. [/s]

SCAM.
Oga abeg go find work do. You cant deceive any fellow in this thread.
Nigerians don shine their eye so sorry its already bad market for you.

Gabbyblinks:
beta......I knw God will not allow any policy dat did not favour me....

same her ooo bro.
UI all the way

Electra52:
I've been admitted....

Please when will d payment of acceptance fee commence?

soon. Add me on whatsapp for more info 08060423357

Ubongdemaga:
Big lie. Chemistry, mathematics n physics should b excluded in d list. Efik/ibibio should b include in d list

na lie. Admission into Efik/Ibibio into Uniuyo na die. Its in my faculty and i know how many candidates are being denied admission

harrysjones:
there are many firsclass outside roaming the street looking for job.

First Class roaming for jobs and can't find any?
it's spiritual bro.
They should settle things with their grandmama for village first.

manee2:
Can one switch from biology to microbiology?

Yes so easy. Simply make a cgpa of 3.00 on a 5.00 scale.
But if your c.g.p.a is outstanding your current department will hardly release you cos they need good students too

GdexFolami:
bros its easy,thou d courses may be hard.we r toking of admission here not what the courses look like.Simply they are hard courses but less competitive.....come and join me chop jare

exactly even in tough unis like UI ref its very easy and less competitive due to the low level of candidates aspiring for the course

harrysjones:
after studying those course.. the major issue nw is labour market.....

that's why they must aimed for First Class at least with such outstanding result they'll ease the tension in the Labour Market

veekid:
Crk should b number one

Tah. Commot
I'm C.r.k aspirant and its tough.
Cut off last year was pegged at UTME 200 postutme 212 (53) and only 5 people were admitted into merit list out of the 30 candidates.
I'm referring to C.r.k Edu at the University of Ibadan

modath:


I sincerely don't have any defense for the Benue menace.... It's inexcusable and demoralizing... However i won't feign ignorance and pretend not to know the kind of effect having a CDS from a region will have on its security...

Also, the Ijaws in Ajegunle way back when won't forget OPC in a hurry, I'm sure govt wouldn't want inter ethnic strife , so they had to quickly take charge..

negodu grammar

Generalkorex:

General I see u my guy there has been exchange of gun for over an hour now.
#nochurch2day

Boy common run go find somehwhere hide, probably the toilet.
Take cover oooo.
No commot o but in case sha. Carry your bible and plead God for forgiveness and be prepared incase .....,
Mah keep quiet sha

domopps:
Proud Ibadan man!



I rep Ibadan home and away!



Ladyf happy sun dear


Cheeeers

but why is it that Ibadan indigenes are always local?

OmoAjowa7:

pls update pics of agbowo and ui. By God's grace I'll be coming there from the south in a month's time

ItzChinnex:
Ibadan is a Very beautiful City. More developed than Any other state in The East.

hahahahaha now that's the true definition of the Term "BROWN ROOF REPUBLIC"

TrapQueen77:



I wasn't talking to u... And I will quote him wherever I want!

Are u the guard of his thread? Is none of ur damn business if I quote him...

Obviously u are the one who are thirsty of damn cheap mentions! So u quote me to pour out ur stvpidity here.

Abeg... Close ur big mouth!

ugly male troll parading as a female. You think i don't know you?
Seen your type countless times.
You're IGNORED.
Goodbye.