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TravelRe: List Of Countries That Don’t Need Visa To Enter Canada In 2026 by Fuckyoumod: 2:11pm On Jul 10
Sampalo:
No African country? These are the white people most of you worship, they don't care about you people. They only wanna steal your natural resources. Let the west get lost for all I care. It's not paradise and will never be.
Tell that to your leaders
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Deploys Thousands Of Special Forces Along Iragi Kurdistan Border by Fuckyoumod: 6:15am On Jul 10
God1000:
God bless the Islamic republic of Iran, the invaders and land grabbers will be put to shame
The very angle America and Israel wants them to be. Israel and America will give air cover and those thousands of special forces will either run for their lives or perish, while Kurdish force continue to advance into Tehran.

This war isn't over yet, mid term election is Trump's headache now.
FamilyRe: I Caught Him With My Wife, Just See Who She Cheated On Me With Husband Reacts by Fuckyoumod: 6:06am On Jul 10
Chummynoni:
Nawa o . Men de hustle how family go dey ok , one nonentity go de beat their wives' drum anyhow🤦
blame yourself for privatizing a public asset.

Nothing like non-entity!
SportsRe: France Vs Morocco: World Cup 2026 Quarter Final (2 - 0) On 9th July 2026 by Fuckyoumod: 8:22pm On Jul 09
femi4:
End of the road for Morocco
e go shook u like 1000 volt current
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Hands Over Patriot Missile Blueprints To Zelensky by Fuckyoumod: 8:15pm On Jul 09
ReturnMan:
They were in their office.
Nothing special. The country didn't flinch
ok... So others will join him in coffins. The only reason they are still breathing is because Israel is yet to strike. Israel don't strike like the U.S., IDF and Mossad hit their targets hard and send them packing out of this world forever. 😂
CrimeRe: Man's Hands Tied, Asked To Dance For Stealing by Fuckyoumod: 7:45pm On Jul 09
Mirasteel:
It's better than jungle justice, let him twerk very well. 😂😂😂
yes for soft thieves that are not armed with AK and has cost no harm to others. Agreed.

But for an armed robber that has cost significant harm to another person, just get an instant justice.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Hands Over Patriot Missile Blueprints To Zelensky by Fuckyoumod: 6:47am On Jul 09
ednut1:
This war is senseless. Zelensky just allowed himself to be used by the west
Putin never imagined that a two weeks war as planned by him and his Generals would still be on till date.

Go and ask Putin what's the cost of this war? You think wars are fought with paper and water? It's fought with money!

The longer, the more money you spend.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Hands Over Patriot Missile Blueprints To Zelensky by Fuckyoumod: 6:44am On Jul 09
ReturnMan:
Parrot wey Iran turn to traitors?
Yes thats why Ali Kheimanei his wife, children and Generals are packed in coffins.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Launches Attack On Kuwait And Bahrain, Tehran Says by Fuckyoumod: 11:10am On Jul 08
God1000:
Iran has the right to defend itself and respond to any illegal aggression from US and Israel


It's now do me I do you, God no go vex
No problem, after America's mid-term elections. The world will go back to buying crude at $150 per barrel.

Trump can't afford any wars now until after the election.

More of Ali Kheimanei's boys will be sent packing out of this world.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Launches Strikes On Iran After Tankers Were Hit In Strait Of Hormuz by Fuckyoumod: 8:43am On Jul 08
Mirasteel:
Iran has the right to allow vessels or not. BTW the terrorist countries you support both US and Israel were the first to strike Iran unprovoked during negotiations and you think they will take it easy? IRAN isn't Venezuela and Iran will never cower in fear or accept defeat easily.
You can comfortably sit behind your laptop supporting violence. This rhetoric is the reason Ali Kheimanei, his wife and children were sent packing out of this world.

Innocent Iranians are suffering as a result of this constant war and fighting simply because some hallucinating terrorists Ayotallahs believe they are the appointed ones from Mohammed to destroy Israel and America.

Let's see how it goes for all of them!
SportsRe: Canada Vs Morocco: World Cup 2026 Round Of 16 (0 - 3) On 4th July 2026 by Fuckyoumod: 8:32pm On Jul 04
Amovingman:
Make Egypt beat Argentina for me ooo

That'll be end of messi career 😹
this will amount to another wonder of the world.

Impossible fantasy!
SportsRe: Canada Vs Morocco: World Cup 2026 Round Of 16 (0 - 3) On 4th July 2026 by Fuckyoumod: 8:08pm On Jul 04
Nlandmodesfku:
Ghana playing an Ayew That couldn't get one shot on target in 4 matches
Ayew is the laziest striker I've seen. Couldn't run, couldn't shoot a single shot, couldn't deliver a single corner kick.
CelebritiesRe: Jazmine Cashmere Becomes Born Again, Embraces Christ by Fuckyoumod: 7:01pm On Jul 04
Lol see who say she be born again..

So how will she be able to repair/undo all she has done to her body for her husband?

God will forgive her sins, but humanity will recall her sins.

I pity weak men!
CrimeRe: Suspected ₦2.5M Thief Ekene Agala Lands In Correctional Facility Despite Denials by Fuckyoumod: 6:40pm On Jul 04
Orinechi:
You don't have nothing? Which emergency are you talking about? Hope you are not a kidnapper or are you afraid that the hunter may become the hunted any time. You are afraid of visiting the bank in order not to be caught. See you see 7.7m.
grin grin
Poverty na real chronicle disease!

If you go to the house of any Nigerian rich or wealthy man, you will find money in millions it's for impress and emergencies, the emergencies you will never understand.

I wish I had more to keep, I would keep as much as 50 million naira cash at home.

Only the rich and wealth can relate, poor man like you no go fit decipher.
CrimeRe: Suspected ₦2.5M Thief Ekene Agala Lands In Correctional Facility Despite Denials by Fuckyoumod: 1:09pm On Jul 04
Orinechi:
Are you a legitimate hustler? Nobody in your generation is richer than I am and I don't keep 2.4m in my house. What is bank doing?
Nobody in your generation.... nonsense, with this poverty mentality?

I have over 7.7 million naira in cash, my save in my home. That's how rich people operate.
It's for emergency! The kind of emergency poor men can never understand.

With this your mentality poverty go arrest you for 2000 years.
CrimeRe: Suspected ₦2.5M Thief Ekene Agala Lands In Correctional Facility Despite Denials by Fuckyoumod: 4:49am On Jul 04
Orinechi:
What are those boys who bow 2.4m for a seating doing for a living? Am talking about genuine hustle not people like you.
leave plenty talk, poverty is a disease.
So for your mind, it's only fake hustlers and fraudsters that enjoy money. Legitimate hustlers don't spend money Just imagine your level of thinking?
BusinessRe: Dangote Crashes Petrol Price To ₦1,075/litre, Opens Sales To All Marketers by Fuckyoumod: 2:20am On Jul 04
Tolumiide:
Now's the time to reduce price, they're using nail to scratch it
We spoke against monopoly.

Unfortunately Dangote has Nigeria in his pocket.
CrimeRe: Suspected ₦2.5M Thief Ekene Agala Lands In Correctional Facility Despite Denials by Fuckyoumod: 7:37pm On Jul 03
Orinechi:
Even as I no support the guy if he actually stole the money. My question is: What is 2.5million naira doing in a private residence? Could this not be a case of money laundering?
poverty is indeed a disease!

2.5 meter wey boys they born for club in just one seating.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ali Khamenei’s Funeral Procession Across Iran And Iraq (Photos) by Fuckyoumod: 7:32pm On Jul 03
Toscarel:
I thought muslims bury their dead on the same day he or she died why is this one different?
leave those things you see here in Nigeria.
Islamic laws are for poor Muslims
Foreign AffairsRe: Ali Khamenei’s Funeral Procession Across Iran And Iraq (Photos) by Fuckyoumod: 7:31pm On Jul 03
Toscarel:
I thought muslims bury their dead on the same day he or she died why is this one different?
leave those things you see here in Nigeria.

Islamic laws are for poor Muslims
BusinessRe: Crude Falls To $70 But Nigerian Marketers Maintain ₦1,200 Pump Price by Fuckyoumod: 2:02pm On Jul 02
slivertongue:
Greed is the middle name of Nigerian business elites
Greed is Dangote's first name.

But a responsible Government that cares for its people should have intervened and ensured the needful is done whether deregulation or not.

But a responsible Government can only be brought in by a responsible country and people. . Are Nigerians responsible? A people that sell conscience and vote for 5k,3k, bread and rice.
Foreign AffairsRe: Imam In Bangladesh Tells Muslims To Stop Supporting Brazil & Argentina by Fuckyoumod: 5:01pm On Jul 01
TechCapon:
he's irrelevant. nobody cares what he has to say
only fools cares and listens to such irrelevant man
CrimeRe: Nigerian Businessman Shot Dead Outside His Shop In South Africa (Video) by Fuckyoumod: 4:42pm On Jul 01
joefelin2345:
Or fry Akara or roast corn or sell Kulikuli or Orkpa of Abacha or Nkwpbi about in the City.
Mehn...you have a point. But South Africa isn't the only Country to relocate to.

Instead of ending up dead, why not come back or relocate to another country?
SportsRe: Official FIFA World Cup 2026 Thread by Fuckyoumod: 5:54am On Jun 30
9JAMac10:
If I was the Netherlands I’d put more pressure on the ball. Morocco aren’t trying to advance past half field and take any risks. They prefer penalties anyway. With low ball pressure, Morocco is benefiting from doing nothing
why you they cap cook and bull dust?

See match statistics!
Morocco was the better side

Foreign AffairsRe: Trump threatens that Iran will no longer exist by Fuckyoumod: 5:49am On Jun 30
SUPERPACK:
Who replaced him? Yes Khemeni again. Even if Israel kill 10 more khemeni they will still be replaced by another Khameni
Israel will continue to send them out of this world for as long as it takes.

You mistake the Jews for Christians, while Christians are Christ like, The Jews are hardened unforgiving people, with a bold touch of war and violence in their DNA.

You people will continue to fight, and they will continue to kpai you people, the funny thing is nobody or country is coming to save you all.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Businessman Shot Dead Outside His Shop In South Africa (Video) by Fuckyoumod: 5:25am On Jun 30
What are they still doing in that God forsaken country called South African?

I will rather remain in my village and farm than relocating to South Africa swears.
BusinessRe: Petrol Import Landing Cost Drops To ₦983.92/Litre, Below Dangote’s ₦1,125 by Fuckyoumod: 2:47pm On Jun 29
Gboss247:
I didn't ask you to describe yourself, but since you did. No problem!
ooh...So You are scared of selling akara and kuli-kuli all you life? You don't want to but want 170 million Nigerians, master degree holders, millions of graduates and other hard working Nigerians to sell akara and kuli-kuli on the street. You need a head evaluation.
BusinessRe: Business Plan: Akara (Bean Cake) Business In Nigeria (2026) by Fuckyoumod: 10:02am On Jun 29
NwaNimo1:
Executive Summary

An akara business is one of the lowest-cost food businesses in Nigeria with consistent daily demand. Customers include workers, students, commuters, market traders and households purchasing breakfast.

With good positioning, quality, and hygiene, a small roadside operation can generate **₦8,000–₦30,000+ daily profit**, depending on location and sales volume. Actual performance varies by location, pricing, ingredient costs, and waste. Food businesses in Nigeria continue to require careful planning because equipment, fuel, and ingredients have become significantly more expensive.

Startup Capital

| Item | Estimated Cost (₦) |
| --------------------------- | -----------------:
| Large commercial frying pan | 35,000 |
| Street stove (wood-fired) | 45,000 |
| Alternative kerosene stove | 40,000 |
| Large mortar & pestle | 30,000 |
| Buckets & bowls | 12,000 |
| Frying spoon/skimmer | 8,000 |
| Serving trays | 10,000 |
| Plastic tables | 18,000 |
| Chairs | 15,000 |
| Umbrella/shade | 35,000 |
| Wooden kiosk/stall | 180,000 |
| Signboard | 20,000 |
| Initial beans purchase | 80,000 |
| Vegetable oil | 90,000 |
| Pepper, onions & seasoning | 35,000 |
| Firewood | 25,000 |
| Kerosene reserve | 15,000 |
| Packaging paper | 12,000 |
| Nylon bags | 8,000 |
| Aprons & hair nets | 8,000 |
| Working capital | 150,000 |

Estimated Startup Capital

Low Budget (operate under umbrella) **₦500,000–₦700,000**

Medium Budget (permanent roadside kiosk) **₦900,000–₦1,300,000**


Equipment Required

Cooking Equipment

* Commercial cast iron frying pan
* Heavy-duty street stove
* Firewood
* Kerosene (backup)
* Matches/lighter
* Metal oil container

Food Preparation

* Large mortar & pestle
* Grinding machine access (or own grinder)
* Large bowls
* Measuring containers
* Knives
* Chopping board
* Mixing spoon

Frying Utensils

* Long skimmer
* Frying spoon
* Oil strainer
* Cooling tray
* Draining basket

Sales Equipment

* Display tray
* Table
* Plastic chairs
* Umbrella
* Cash box
* Mobile money/transfer QR
* Cooler for drinks

Daily Ingredients

| Item | Daily Cost (₦) |
| ---------------- | -------------: |
| Beans | 18,000 |
| Vegetable oil | 10,000 |
| Pepper | 2,500 |
| Onions | 3,000 |
| Salt & seasoning | 500 |
| Firewood | 2,500 |
| Packaging | 1,000 |
| Miscellaneous | 2,500 |

Total Daily Operating Cost

**≈ ₦40,000**


# Pricing Example

Suppose one batch produces:

500 pieces of akara

Selling price:

* ₦100 per piece

Daily sales:

500 × ₦100

= **₦50,000**

Gross Profit

₦50,000 − ₦40,000

= **₦10,000/day**

If selling 800–1,000 pieces daily, profits can increase substantially because many fixed daily costs do not rise proportionally.

Monthly Projection

| Item | Amount (₦) |
| --------------- | ----------: |
| Sales | 1,500,000 |
| Operating Costs | 1,200,000 |
| Net Profit | **300,000** |

A busy location can exceed these figures, while a poor location may fall below them.

Best Locations

* Near bus stops
* Markets
* Schools
* Universities
* Office districts
* Hospitals
* Church entrances
* Factory gates

Breakfast traffic (6:00–10:00 am) is usually the strongest.

Products to Sell Together

Increase average customer spend by offering:

* Akamu (pap) cool
* Bread
* Tea
* Agbado
* Soft drinks
* Sachet water
* Bottled water
* Boiled eggs
* Moi Moi
*Hooooooneeeyyy grin

Many successful vendors earn as much from complementary items as from akara itself.

Marketing Strategy

* Bright, clean stall
* Consistent taste
* Fresh oil
* Fast service
* Bonus scheme ("Buy 10, get 1 free"wink
* Early opening (before competitors)

Risks

* Rising bean prices
* Rising cooking oil prices
* Rain reducing foot traffic
* Local government levies and thugs
* Fire hazards
* Environmental hygiene issues


Maintain a reserve fund and review prices regularly as ingredient costs change.

Growth Plan

Stage 1 (Months 1–6)**

* One roadside stall
* Owner-operated
* Build loyal customers

Stage 2 (Months 7–18)**

* Hire one assistant
* Add pap and drinks
* Increase production capacity

Stage 3 (Years 2–3)**

* Open additional stalls
* Supply offices and schools
* Introduce branded packaging

Success Factors

* High-footfall location
* Consistent product quality
* Clean frying oil
* Fast customer service
* Strict cost control
* Fresh ingredients
* Good hygiene
* Accurate daily records of sales, costs, and waste

A well-run akara business can be started on a relatively modest budget and scaled into a multi-location, multi million naira enterprise by reinvesting profits and expanding into complementary breakfast products.
This is a total nonsense!
PoliticsRe: Oluremi Tinubu And Akara: Details Of The Renewed Hope Initiative (RHI) by Fuckyoumod: 8:51am On Jun 29
Rebelutionary:
Don't just throw tantrums son, the OP has put out facts, calling it "falsehood" won't change anything-bring yours.

Counter his "propaganda" with superior intelligent facts not B.S you have written!
I laugh at you because you will sell kuli-kuli and roasted corn all your life
PoliticsRe: Oluremi Tinubu And Akara: Details Of The Renewed Hope Initiative (RHI) by Fuckyoumod: 6:15am On Jun 29
All this fabrications, propaganda, falsehood and nonsense ends in frying of Akara and selling of kuli-kuli.

Shame on you and your kuli-kuli and akara renewed hope agenda for Nigerians.
RomanceRe: There Is No Woman Who Relocated Abroad And Came Back To Marry His Bf In NG by Fuckyoumod: 6:09am On Jun 29
educatedfool:
'No woman' is a funny phrase because all it takes is one example to destroy it. My wife relocated abroad and still came back to marry me in Nigeria. Whether she did it because she knew I'd eventually leave or simply because she wanted me, only she knows grin. Anyways, we're not even in the country anymore.
Relocating to Ghana or South Africa and later came back for you? I see!

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