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Romance / Re: Reasons Women Get Attached To A Man After Sex by Fuckyoumod: 5:02am On Mar 02
tiffanyfan:
There are five reasons a woman gets attached to a man after sex.

✓ Women naively believe what they hear.

The way to a woman is through her ears. For a man to sleep with a woman, he says what the woman wants to hear:

“You are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met. You are so smart, focused and intelligent.”
This way, she doesn’t feel like he’s taking her for a fool. And whoops, she falls to his trap!

Women believe in love.

Outside marriage, men are just cheaters (irresponsible men). For men, there’s no love gained or lost. After sex, a man walks away with zero feelings. The game is over. She’s left confused and wounded. Women don’t easily slow down after intimacy.

Women are more emotional by nature.

The woman’s body releases volumes of oxytocin during intimacy. This is the hormone responsible for bonding. She naturally gets emotionally attached to the man she slept with. And the more time he took with her, the more attached she becomes.

Women are nurturers by nature.

Women unconsciously nurture relationships the same way they nurture babies. Women foster and nourish whatever comes their way including grownup men.

Sex for women is an act of submission.

When a woman sleeps with a man, she totally trusts him. In sex, a woman surrenders her life, will and body to the man to do with her as he wishes. That’s why women get broken to pieces when relationships break down.



Fritzy
you dey whine yourself.

What of the hook ups and runz? Sex for money?
Where is the emotion and bonding when you get paid for sex? You fall in love with only rich men and call it bonding. Lol .. 🤣🤣

This nonsense post belongs to Simplified innocent and ignorant men. Believe this nonsense at your own peril.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Orthodox Jewish Dentist Shot And Killed In San Diego By Muslim Patient. by Fuckyoumod: 6:24pm On Mar 01
Islam the religion of terrorists

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Business / Re: Shareholders Funds Wiped Out As MTN Nigeria Incurs N740bn FOREX Losses by Fuckyoumod: 4:45pm On Mar 01
AllTheWayUp:
The Tinubu curse keeps striking Nigerians harder
Dem go feel it
they all allowed him to destroy this country. Then they should deal with it.. Tinubu till 2027.
Health / Re: What Helps You Sleep At Night? by Fuckyoumod: 5:56am On Mar 01
ObalendeCMS:


Search "Rain Sound" on Play store.
rain sounds when there is heat everywhere, how do you relate?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama's Daughter, Malia Changes Surname, Drops Obama by Fuckyoumod: 1:10pm On Feb 26
MrGerald:
Are you the one that put them in the market, every time cho cho cho!!!
who is this street arab?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama's Daughter, Malia Changes Surname, Drops Obama by Fuckyoumod: 12:06pm On Feb 26
Why all the sharp American guys no see this Obama daughters and get them out of the market?
Romance / Re: How Do You Handle People Who Snub? by Fuckyoumod: 3:56pm On Feb 24
yarimo:
(1) If I messaged you and you are online without response in a reasonable time I will unfriend you even if you later reply I won't reply you forever.
(2) If i messaged you and it shown seen without reply in a reasonable time I will unfriend you
(3) If you reply my message within a minute I will reply within a minute, if you reply in the next 5 minutes I will reply you in the next 5 minutes too.

Chia my bruh you really understand the dynamics of life.

If them lift you up, make u lift dem too.
If they show you love, make u show they too.
No gree for anybody wey no gree for you.
Check my Monika
I treat people just the same way they treat me.
Crime / Re: Road Rage:Nigerian Killed By A Furious Driver During An Argument In South Africa by Fuckyoumod: 6:46am On Feb 23
Weytin Nigerians see for for South Africa a xenophobic country?

I tire for some Nigerians ooh.

Na why I like my self, anywhere I feel unwelcomed 2 seconds I don't leave the place.
How people Adamantly remain in places they are not wanted baffles me.

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Politics / Re: Hardship: APC Workers Mull Protest by Fuckyoumod: 1:18pm On Feb 20
Una never see anything.
This is just the beginning of your Tinubulation.

The bible says

"When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan"

Proverbs 29:2

If you are still thinking that anything be better can come out of Tinubu after reading this bible verse. You are plain stupid.

Tinubu is the wicked man King Solomon was referring to.

if Tinubu is not the wicked man King Solomon was referring to I dare him to reduce the price of PMS to what he met it.

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Fashion / Re: Girl Who Stands At 6ft2inches Shares What Life Is Like For Her (pics/video) by Fuckyoumod: 4:24pm On Feb 19
Zxcvbnmghtr:


Another talk for a smelling anus. undecided
are you truly a short woman?

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Science/Technology / Re: 1,800-Year-Old Roman Camp Unearthed At 'Armageddon' In Israel (Photos) by Fuckyoumod: 10:12am On Feb 19
Postinor:
stop being dump and think,so israel owns palestinians land, so how come are palestine's the ones living in that land
go to Gaza and ask Hamas.
Politics / Re: Kenyan Politician Advices Nigerians Against Spoiling Nigeria's Brand Globally by Fuckyoumod: 6:39am On Feb 19
STEWpid:
Chai..



Oppositions role in engineering their party followers to constantly abuse and smear the image of those in power using social media is the cause of denting Nigeria's image globally.

While they're fighting and insulting their rivals in power, little they know that they're actually destroying the status and reputation of Nigeria as a country globally.

you are very stupid.

Is there opposition in Nigeria?

So as hunger and hardship is ravaging Nigerians because of the grab it, seize it and run with it mentality of Tinubu and his useless declarations and policies, Nigerians should not cry out? Shey it is opposition that is causing inflation and killing of the naira?

So Nigerians should not cry to the world that they are dying of hunger and hardship under emi lokan?

You must be very stupid

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Science/Technology / Re: 1,800-Year-Old Roman Camp Unearthed At 'Armageddon' In Israel (Photos) by Fuckyoumod: 6:06am On Feb 19
Meaning Israel owns everywhere.

Yet only the stubborn terrorists of Gaza feel Israel never existed and shouldn't exist.

They will continue to die at the hands of Israel till the end of the world.

No be me talk am, Na God talk am and I no sey as God talk am it's over for Gaza.

Ok, let's read the bible together

Zephaniah 2:4-5

4 For Gaza shall be destroyed, and Ascalon shall be a desert, they shall cast out Azotus at noonday, and Accaron shall be rooted up.

5 Woe to you that inhabit the sea coast, O nation of reprobates: the word of the Lord upon you, O Chanaan, the land of the Philistines, and I will destroy thee, so that there shall not be an inhabitant.


Now see another one.

Amos 1:6-8

6. Thus says the LORD: “For three transgressions of Gaza, and for four, I will not revoke the punishment, because they carried into exile a whole people to deliver them up to Edom.

7. So I will send a fire upon the wall of Gaza, and it shall devour her strongholds. 8I will cut off the inhabitants from Ashdod, and him who holds the scepter from Ashkelon; I will turn my hand against Ekron, and the remnant of the Philistines shall perish,” says the Lord GOD.


So at this point no amount of UN resolution, protest from terrorist sympathizers across the world, cry, plea or ICJ ruling can help Gaza.

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Crime / Re: Female Unizik Student Baths Colleague With Hot Water Over Hostel Cleaning Graphi by Fuckyoumod: 6:55pm On Feb 18
post=128519907:
Heart Of Most Female Student Is Heart-Less
to hell with her heart, for somebody like me. I will go to jail for some years because of her.

No plenty capping.

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Religion / Re: Woman Speaks Up Against Pastor Adeboye by Fuckyoumod: 10:30pm On Feb 17
ShobayoEmma:
What of if he goes there to advise and speak the bitter truth to them? Don't judge a book by its cover. Note that there are somethings that are better left unsaid. Lord have mercy.




Tinubu, a bad man with good intentions.
With all due respect your brain is like that of a toddler. You need deliverance.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ICJ Rejects South African Request For Measures To Limit Israeli Action In Rafah by Fuckyoumod: 10:27pm On Feb 17
Exousiang01:


You obviously thought this crisis started with the attack from HAMAS, go back check your history books, take a look at the map of Israel from a 100 years ago, even from Bible times and compare that map to what you have now.
What you call Israel didn't even exist till a few years ago.
Some of us have been following this for years and we saw this attack on Israel coming, no body with a shred of dignity would have held on for that lq@@1@ong.
Just go check your history books, then you will understand that Israel is not the victim here
I'm a Nigerian from the war house of Nzi-zua. A lot of the lands we enjoy today were conquered lands, my ancestors fought wars and conquered their enemies and seized their lands till date.

You know nothing about history. If you get into a war 100 years ago, if you are conquered you lands and cities will be lost forever.

Israel fought and conquered and all the lands belongs to Israel. Example of one of such lands is golan heights a land bordering Syria and Israel. Golan heights once belonged to the syrians but Israel conquered them in a war and seized it till date.

Go learn history about empires, how they fought wars and how they expanded their territories 100 years ago.

Israel can't be an exemption. So those lands are gone forever. No UN resolution can take it away from Israel.
Politics / Re: I Had A Scary Dream About Tinubu last night by Fuckyoumod: 9:23am On Feb 17
Curious345:
In that dream ,there was chaos in the enchelon of power .

It was between the northern Muslim minority tribe goaded on by the majority Muslim hoarde vs Tinubu with a few Yoruba apologists

I saw myself In a large hall which was full of some high tensions ..

Then stuff happened (I will not say here ).

and a new podium was built for another man to address us .. he was military ,but wore civilian clothing's ..

There was some ranklings ,but it was quickly suppressed inside the hall
amen to your dreams

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ICJ Rejects South African Request For Measures To Limit Israeli Action In Rafah by Fuckyoumod: 8:38am On Feb 17
Exousiang01:


Lol
You obviously don't have the slightest idea of the politics playing around the Israel-HAMAS crisis.
no politics anywhere, you can't go into Israel murder it's people, take some hostage and expect peace.

You they sleep for gutter and dustbin if you think there will be peace.

Israel will continue to kill Hamas until they are tired of doing so, Nobody is coming to save Gaza.

Hamas made a foolish mistake and they are paying for it.
As for casualties, show me a war without casualties.

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Education / Re: Herbert Wigwe: Wigwe University Project (Video) by Fuckyoumod: 3:07pm On Feb 16
Babalegba:
The moderator should have banned you for the rest of this life and the next one. The man was a traitorous person who along with his cohorts destroyed our naira to build one yeye university charging 26million naira in dollars.
mumu say what you know, stop following propaganda and lies.

Why is it coming out now? Why is EFCC not seizing his properties.

Show us evidence of your false claims or forever shut up
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Special Forces Raid Nasser Hospital In Gaza by Fuckyoumod: 2:49pm On Feb 16
Fineman2:
Another senseless killing of innocent Palestinians by Israel
shut up!

You can't go into another country, kill it's people, take it's people hostage and expect to peace. It can't happen.

Hamas should surrender and release the hostages.

Then peace can come to Gaza.
Health / Re: Here Is Why Nigeria Is Experiencing Such Extreme Heat These Days by Fuckyoumod: 8:02am On Feb 16
Fineman2:


https://www.pulse.ng/lifestyle/why-is-nigeria-so-hot
Nigeria is just 4 degrees above the equator. Nigeria will always be a hot country.
Politics / Re: We Can't Fold Our Arms Again, Nigerians Are Dying - Sultan of Sokoto by Fuckyoumod: 7:15am On Feb 15
I couldn't agree more.... A group of useless people is called Nigerians
Crime / Re: Don’t Rest Until You Expose Your Murderer - Augusta Osedion's Mum by Fuckyoumod: 9:26pm On Feb 14
Ogiame:
Benjamin, also known as “killerboi”



Most girls are actually DUMB and foolish when it comes to making a sound decision in choosing their partners.


I believe that was not the first time he was abusing her physically, BUT because Gbola sweet and crypto money dey enter, she choose to remain in the hands of “KILLERBOY” hoping he will change for the good.

Now, see her lying 6ft below, dreams shattered, unfulfilled ambition and plans for the future buried with her.

As for the mom, make I nor talk.
the Mercedes Benz that was packed in the premises by a 21 years Augusta, na her papa buy am for her?

If no, did her mom ask her how she got the Mercedes Benz and what the person that bought it for does for a living?

I guess no.

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Sports / Re: Iwobi Didn't Perform Well - Very Dark Man Replies Oshoala Over AFCON Defeat by Fuckyoumod: 9:01am On Feb 14
press9jatv:
Asisat don give VeryDarkMan wotowoto on the media space.

“Nothing dey that him head” – Asisat Oshoala looses her cool, slams Tunde Ednut and Verydarkman for setting Alex Iwobi up for drags
Asisat Oshoala criticizes Tunde Ednut and Verydarkman for causing Alex Iwobi’s downfall during the AFCON defeat.
Nigerians have publicly criticized Alex Iwobi’s performance in the last AFCON, blaming the team’s failure on the footballer.
Verydarkman and Tunde Ednut expressed their own dissatisfaction and disappointment with his performance in the match.
“Nothing dey that him head” - Asisat Oshoala looses her cool, slams Tunde Ednut and Verydarkman for setting Alex Iwobi up for drags

Asisat Oshoala, a well-known football player, gets very angry and criticizes Tunde Ednut and Verydarkman for dragging Alex Iwobi into the AFCON loss.


On social media, some Nigerians have commented on Alex Iwobi’s shortcomings from the most recent AFCON and blamed the football player for the team’s failure.

Both Verydarkman and Tunde Ednut expressed their own disappointment and displeasure with his performance during the match.

Recently, Asisat Oshoala attacked the two of them on her Instagram page for criticizing her football colleague, Iwobi.

The female striker called them out for being bullies, stating that she had experienced similar treatment in the past and understood how it felt, particularly when someone was picking on you.

“If Tunde has problem with women , all he does is body shame
them. Nothing Dey that him coconut head.
We accept constructive criticism but that niiigggga
IS A FUjkjCKING BULLY !!! He go use giveaway cover up
again as usual. Mtcheww
AGBAYA !
I’m a victim of cyber bully and I fuc..kin know how that shit feels especially wen you’re being singled out ….like yoooo d WHOLE team LOST”

See Post:


https://www.gistlover.com/nothing-dey-that-him-head-asisat-oshoala-looses-her-cool-slams-tunde-ednut-and-verydarkman-for-setting-alex-iwobi-up-for-drags/
no, she no give anybody anything.

The girl na agboro, uncut, untrained, disrespectful and unintelligent girl.
That's not wotowoto it's foolishness. Iwobi under performed simple. I was one of the people that was happy when iwobi was changed.

It is a shame that after years of living in Europe she is so unrefined.

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Business / Re: What exactly Is The Benefit Of Floating The Naira? by Fuckyoumod: 8:51am On Feb 14
DeLaRue:
During Buhari's government, Nigeria, through the CBN, was spending according to some estimates, more than $12billion per year to maintain 2 exchange rates N440, and I think N570 to a dollar.

That $12 billion dollars was effectively a subsidy.

By the time Buhari left, Nigeria had just about $3.5 billion in its account. It is from that amount that we have to pay our debts and pay for imports of goods.

As you can see, Nigeria no longer had the $12 billion dollars required to keep naira/dollar rate at less than N600. So the current government had no choice but to give up on trying to subsidise the naira.

If Atiku or any other candidate had won, they would have had no choice than to follow the same path.

It is like buying a BMW when you had money. If you no longer have money to maintain it, what do you do, you give it up. No be so?

Your friends and neighbours who see you taking Okada will call you stupid for giving up such a beautiful car. But, younno longer have know what they don't know - you no longer have the money to maintain the car.

This is exactly where Nigeria is at present.

After cheering Buhari for 8 years and blaming GEJ for 8 years. Now, you have started blaming Buhari and cheering Tinubu.
The cycle continues...... Docile Nigerians. Una never see anything yet.
Romance / Re: Man Caught Lady He Trained In School For 7 Years In A Church With Another Man by Fuckyoumod: 10:31pm On Feb 13
Incrediblekutty:








You obviously typed without reading before you submitted. Now, can you just go through what you wrote and tell us what sense it makes?? Thanks
the sense is that if you must train a girl, train your sisters and daughters or the less privileged with nothing attached.

Outside these set of ladies, the only person you must train is your wife if she is loyal.

Don't waste time and resources training girl friends. Lol

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Pays Condolence Visits To Families Of Herbert Wigwe And Ogunbajo by Fuckyoumod: 10:24pm On Feb 13
bennybuhari:
Let's fear God in all we do. May God pardon Wigwe for his sins
we really need to fear God.

Just when everything on earth was ripe for him. Money, power and wealth were all at his disposal. But no life to keep and enjoy them all.

Wigwe was a wealth man, he conquer money and riches.
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Man For Currency Racketeering In Akwa Ibom by Fuckyoumod: 4:34pm On Feb 13
DaddyRochie1642:
See face of a hardened criminal
no go and burn him alive.

Mumu Nigerians.

People are busy looting and stealing away your common wealth, impoverishing millions of Nigerians, Creating untold hardship.
You don't care that billions of naira and dollars are getting stolen everyday and EFCC can't bring anyone to book.

You people should start having sense ooh....
Politics / Re: Should The Nigerian Govt Regulate The Social Media Space? by Fuckyoumod: 12:02pm On Feb 13
Has there been anything this useless govt have done to help Nigerians?

Since Tinubu came in has he done any good things? Did the suffering not start during his swearing in?
At this time of untold hardship and poverty, instead of alleviating the sufferings. They want to gag the people so they can't cry out.

It is your fault, 270 million Nigerians it's your fault. For sitting and watching few criminals loot and steal away our collective wealth. Yet we remain docile.

Nigerians it's your fault.
To every youth of this country it's your fault.
To the elderly you failed.

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles And Super Falcons Players Back Alex Iwobi After He Was Cyberbullied by Fuckyoumod: 6:15am On Feb 13
hotwax:
Thought he was horror to watch to the point that I got angry at some point, it’s not his fault.

It’s the fault of the coach who left him on the pitch. The coach left him exposes

simple analysis, the coach was so poor. How can you see a player fumble continuously and you allowed him play till 70+ minutes. Their performance on the most important match was below standard.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Shin Bet, IDF Rescues 2 Hostages From Rafah(photos) by Fuckyoumod: 9:10am On Feb 12
shoodboi2:
Meanwhile, the babies that are lucky to survive Israel's repeated bombings on their family houses and refugee camps have become amputees.

Mind you, Israel killed many of these children in Rafah, the same "safe area" Israel told them to go.
blame it on Islamic terrorism.

As long as Islam continues to terrorize the world, This will be the case. You can't kill others and their children and expect that yours will be safe when they come to hold you accountable for your atrocities.

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