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Politics / Re: How Nigerian Lawmakers Padded 2024 Budget With Over N53 Billion Vague Projects by Fuckyoumod: 8:23am On Mar 18
They said you people should endure that heaven is coming. Tinubu is fixing everything for you guys very soon you will start enjoying.

Lol.... Foolish Nigerians bought that line.

They said Nigeria is broke and we have no money to subside fuel. Where is the subsidy money? They are now looting it in the name of constituency project.

Tinubu insisted to have a known corrupt ex gov. with multiple cases of corruption hanging on his head to be president of the senate.

They deliberately devalued the Naira, they raised custom duty, VAT and brought untold inflation and hardship on stupid and docile Nigerians.

Very docile and foolish Nigerians....

Yet you are all in your homes waiting for Tinubu to turn Nigeria to Paris.


Una go suffer for this country tire until una up.

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Politics / Re: Obi Condemns Attack On The Nigerian Army In Delta, Urges Arrest Of The Culprits by Fuckyoumod: 8:11am On Mar 18
kingsways:
Agreed the killing of those soldiers is highly condemnable

But nothing in this world can justify the burning down of a whole community.

The Army with all the resources at their disposal should be able to carry out a thorough investigation and identify the actual killers
that's what they are known for, they pride in killing and abusing of innocent and defenceless people, but when they meet their match it's either they run and start talking about ill equiped or they die like chickens.

Burning and destroying the properties of innocent people is what they do best. The culprits are somewhere having fun already.
Politics / Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by Fuckyoumod: 8:24pm On Mar 17
abbey621:


Yes Nigeria is at war, in case you haven't noticed, ordinary communial clash can result in mass casualties.....In fact I'm a strong supporter of bringing back military rule, it would get rid of lots of mumu people both in real life and social media grin
better, now you are talking if you want the military back... I can only support you.

Is military the solution? If yes, then do something quick
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bitter South African Politician Removes Transformer After Election Loss by Fuckyoumod: 7:29pm On Mar 17
lije:
Who forced him to contest
let the person they voted for buy transformer for them.
Politics / Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by Fuckyoumod: 7:16pm On Mar 17
abbey621:


Again you're not privileged to any classified info., this is not a debate, it is how things are done! Even in the USA when military personnel were killed in an African country, the U.S citizens were not privileged to the details just that they were attacked on peace keeping mission. Don't know why you think you deserve access to this information, it's comical grin
peace keeping mission my ass, is Nigeria at war? They should go to the north that's where their services are needed. Boko haram and bandits are waiting for them there
Politics / Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by Fuckyoumod: 6:31pm On Mar 17
abbey621:


I'm saying whatever mission they were on is classified and the public does not have the right to classified information until it is declassified.....This is not up for argument and it is ignorant to think otherwise! Face it, many topics are beyond your need to know and the sooner you accept this reality, the better!
I am not concluding, but I believe the army should give us a better reason for an army maj. Gen. to be in a community to rescue a kidnapped victim.

Simple and short.

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Politics / Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by Fuckyoumod: 5:49pm On Mar 17
abbey621:


Army does not answer to you, neither are you privileged to classified information. National security is not a topic everyone can comment on, so when you say WE......No lil hommie, we don't need to know sh*t!
this is a dumb response.

Army is not a revenue generating body, they live on tax payers. If you say army does not answer to Nigerians then you need to upgrade your reasoning standard "lil bro". because what you just wrote means Army is not accountable to Nigerians and I believe it's coming from shear ignorance.

Even the president is accountable to Nigerians how much a soldier.

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Politics / Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by Fuckyoumod: 5:20pm On Mar 17
Neoteny:


Well then.

The creeks will be carpet-bombed from the air.

Nothing will get out alive.

hmmmm.... Easy said.
Politics / Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by Fuckyoumod: 5:19pm On Mar 17
ivolt:

When did that happen and what is the village name?
Note, there is no village called "the North".

If you are referring to bandits, they have no village, they are nomadic raiders who resides in the forest.
Even at that, there was a recent revenge drone strike on a Kaduna village.
is it how army settle land disputes in the North? They should come clean and tell us what happened, Why they went there, those soldiers that went there are they from their? Or they went there to oppress innocent civilians? We need to know.

These and many more questions that should be answered by the army.

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Politics / Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by Fuckyoumod: 5:13pm On Mar 17
kettykin:
How I wish niger delta will brace up and defend the innocent women and children in that locality, capture those that murdered soldiers and let peace return.
clap for yourself.

Give up who? Is it how the north gave up boko haram members and bandits?

Double standard because it happened in the south.
The army should and catch them, leave innocent citizens alone.

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Business / Re: Wrong Transfer Into My Bank Account. by Fuckyoumod: 2:15pm On Mar 17
Gadafii:
If you know what’s good for you and value your peace of mind, don’t spend 1 kobo from that money, eventually the supermarket would find out about the wrong transfer and complain at their bank and the bank would initiate Post no debit (PND) on the recipient account which is you, they interbank means and you may be requested to show at the bank, incase you have spent it… it may be escalated to cbn and your BVN is used to blacklist all your bank accounts

Best thing is to report to your bank and let them contact the sender on your behalf but don’t transfer the money to the bank, insist the transfer must be made to the sender or you speak with the supermarket

But incase you have strength for wahala you can g ahead and spend it hoping the owner don’t find out cos if they do, wahala go full ground for you
story... He needs commendation not this your CBN crap advice.

How many people done die for spending money that went into their accounts?

The man is obviously a good man, stop threatening him.
Crime / Re: What To Do If Your Sex Partner Dies In Your Home by Fuckyoumod: 7:18am On Mar 17
BigYash:
Report to the police station.. Inform your lawyer as well.. You will certainly be remanded while the police will go into investigation ,and autopsy will be carried out during this period. You will spend money ... You wen dey beg the olosho for 5k for 2 nuts,you go see wahala. grin
If you no get money,you go spend more time in detention..

If you fit comot.. You go see olosho dey run with ur slippers on your head
lol... It's not a good experience bro.

You go run the next time you meet olosho grin

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Crime / Re: Irate Ijaw Youths Kill Army Commander, Soldiers In Delta by Fuckyoumod: 5:19pm On Mar 16
99thEnemy:

There is going to be a massacre in that place very soon by the Army.

its a norm with the military.

Remember the Odi and Zaki Biam massacres. this won’t be different when the military return. People will surely die in hundreds.
you should be ashamed.

How many communities in the north did they returned to and massacred people? They suffer worse circumstances in the north but I don't hear them returning to murder innocent people in the North.

It's only in the south that they flex muscle, who are they returning to? Returning to kill innocent people.

Mtchwww.....

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Criticize Accountant General, Commissioners Over UK Workshop by Fuckyoumod: 8:11am On Mar 14
Almunjid:

We will. No matter how things hard, those wey go make am go make am. Na for this country Dangote make am, and na for this country we go make am too. grin
werey grin
Romance / Re: She Made Him Wait For 4 Years For Sex, But Slept With A New Guy In A Week! by Fuckyoumod: 7:13am On Mar 14
Xenry:
Na from Reddit I copy the post oo. No be me be the OP abeg grin
lol
Politics / Re: Nigerians Criticize Accountant General, Commissioners Over UK Workshop by Fuckyoumod: 6:59am On Mar 14
Saidfx:
Women are too too materialistic and fake by default. They should not lead public offices
yet one idiot is clamouring to have them as president of Nigeria

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Criticize Accountant General, Commissioners Over UK Workshop by Fuckyoumod: 6:58am On Mar 14
Almunjid:
This is the height of financial recklessness and insensitivity to the economic situation of Nigeria today. If it is a workshop as they have claimed, the accountant general can go for the workshop and come back to replicate the knowledge here to the other commissioners.
they said you people should manage and endure.

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Romance / Re: She Made Him Wait For 4 Years For Sex, But Slept With A New Guy In A Week! by Fuckyoumod: 2:16pm On Mar 13
Xenry:
Nice guys always finish last.

you are a big simp.... You deserve what you got. You are waiting for a girl for 4 years. Mehn.... Simple guys full this world ooh... I can't ask a lady out more than 2 weeks.

Asking a lady out for more than two weeks
Is pure stupidity.
Women don't waste their energy or make a man they like wait for too long, Because they equally like and want him too.

See the harder she is to you, the more she doesn't like you.

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Travel / Re: Airports Named After Notable Nigerians by Fuckyoumod: 6:02am On Mar 12
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Celebrities / Re: Court To Hear Suit Seeking DNA Test For Mohbad’s Son by Fuckyoumod: 7:29am On Mar 11
diesel86:
It is high time Mohbads wife allow the DNA test to be conducted and everybody can rest. At least she does not have to pay for anything all she has to do is make the child and herself available for sample collection.

It is starting to look like there is something she is hiding undecided
I'm already suspecting that girl... Mohbad might have ignorantly accepted the pregnancy and child.

This girl is outing like one who is hiding something. I see no reason this should get to the court, if she is sure Mohbad got her pregnant in the first place.

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Celebrities / Re: Court To Hear Suit Seeking DNA Test For Mohbad’s Son by Fuckyoumod: 7:25am On Mar 11
thunder74:
DNA for a child Mohbad himself did not reject or deny while alive? These people are not serious. Baba wan use elimination method to remove the child so as to inherit his son's property.

Updated

When can the Court Order a DNA Test?
Where a person is a minor (not an adult) and his paternity is in issue, the court can order the conduct of DNA test in the overall interest of the child, to ascertain where he belongs. See TONY ANOZIA V. MRS. PATRICIA OKWUNWA NNANI & IGNATIUS "NNANI" (2015) 8 NWLR (PT. 1461) 241

Who Can Apply for a Paternity Test in Nigeria?
Notwithstanding that the right to ascertain paternity exists in Nigeria, it is important to understand that the process and conditions surrounding the application for a paternity test must adhere to established legal principles.

In Nigeria, the following individuals can apply for a paternity test:

1. A Father: A man who doubts his biological relationship with a child can apply for a paternity test.

2. A Mother: A mother may also apply for a paternity test to establish the biological father of her child.

3. A Guardian or Custodian: In the paramount interest of a child, the child's guardian may apply to the Court to ascertain the paternity of the child.

Mohbad's father is neither of the above. This case is DOA. He does not have the locus.
So what exactly are you saying?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: F-35 Becomes World's First Stealth Fighter To Carry Nuclear Weapons (Photos) by Fuckyoumod: 6:36pm On Mar 10
Fineman2:
Lol, f-35 is designed for such scenario man, it is a stealth fighter
lol he does not know the meaning of stealth.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Pope Says Ukraine Should Have The ‘Courage Of The White Flag’ by Fuckyoumod: 7:12am On Mar 10
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Food / Re: Cost Of Healthy Diet Per Adult In Nigeria (January 2024) by Fuckyoumod: 11:24am On Mar 09
politicoNG:


The Cable index
where did you dig this nonsense from?
Foreign Affairs / Re: 3500 Terrorist Attacks Recorded In Burkina Faso, Mali, Niger Rep — ECOWAS by Fuckyoumod: 9:27pm On Mar 08
That's the trademark of Islam, go into the world and terrorize, unleashing pains, tears, and spill the blood of innocent people.

What a religion from the pity of hell!

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Politics / Re: Interior Minister, Tunji-Ojo Receives Ambassador Of Israel To Nigeria by Fuckyoumod: 5:41am On Mar 08
malali:
Tunji-Ojo
Isreal is killing 40,000 Palestinian muslims in a genocidal fashion.
2 - 3 days prior to ramadan, you are doing a Photo Op with Isreali Ambassador.
Thats just being tone deaf to muslims.
I do not know who is advising you.
I thought you have "Omoluabi" sense.

I hope you last on this Job.
Show some diplomacy.
Countries are sending aid to Palestine.
I hope you dont fall on your own sword.


I can see you love palestinians so much, why not go to Gaza and help Hamas fight Israel?
Go to Gaza and shoot rockets into Israel. Then I will take you serious.
Politics / Re: Achor Prince: Councillor Representing Wike's Ward Resigns, Backs Fubara by Fuckyoumod: 5:29am On Mar 08
Zxcvbnmghtr:
grin grin grin He will still come back and apologize to Wike later on. 😂😂😂😂
of what use is he to sim after his resignation?

He is no more a lawmaker, no power.
Politics / Re: Rotimi Amaechi Called To Nigerian Bar (photos) by Fuckyoumod: 9:03pm On Mar 05
Bubu4Sea:

You must have been born at Yaba Left.

Since APC came to power, you dey chop at all ?
who is this street arab?
Politics / Re: Rotimi Amaechi Called To Nigerian Bar (photos) by Fuckyoumod: 5:00pm On Mar 05
Bubu4Sea:
Foolish man that helped unseat the only SS president to date
shut up! Others have left politics to congratulate him. You are here filled with so much betterness and hatred.

Na SS president we go chop? What did your useless South South president do for the South South?

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Family / Re: Husband Discovers That His Wife’s Supposed Four Siblings Are Her Children by Fuckyoumod: 5:48pm On Mar 04
Kennitrust:
This story no clear me o!

She had four children already before you married her

She comes born another three children for your house 🏠🙆

Out of the three, na one be your own 🥹

That means, she had 7childrens...

Lol


Can someone date a born4 mother and not know it.

A woman would have up to four children and nothing shows you that, she's a mother 🥹🥹🥹🥹😡
If this story is true, then that man should be tied a d thrown into the sea.
He is a mumu man
Foreign Affairs / Re: Abbas Ahmed: Grandson Of Hezbollah Chief Nasrallah Killed In Israeli Airstrike by Fuckyoumod: 10:06pm On Mar 03
I'm so happy to hear this.

Israel just did a good job.
Let the fire he set also burn him, let him have a taste of the pain, terror and violence he has been creating for others.

Israel did a beautiful job for taking the fight to his door step, Good job IDF.

I want Nasrallah neutralized too he is a nuisance to the world. The world need peace and people like Nasrallah shouldn't be existing if the world must know peace.

America should go to Israel and learn how to deal with Islamic terrorists

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Romance / Re: Reasons Women Get Attached To A Man After Sex by Fuckyoumod: 5:05am On Mar 02
yomi531:
When a man spends his money on a girl,he becomes attached to her. Simple
bruh your sense dey for heaven, God no go give free, you go use your leg waka go heaven for 6000 years go collect your own sense by yourself.

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