Business › Re: Petrol Import Landing Cost Drops To ₦983.92/Litre, Below Dangote’s ₦1,125 by Fuckyoumod: 2:47pm On Jun 29 |
Gboss247: I didn't ask you to describe yourself, but since you did. No problem! ooh...So You are scared of selling akara and kuli-kuli all you life? You don't want to but want 170 million Nigerians, master degree holders, millions of graduates and other hard working Nigerians to sell akara and kuli-kuli on the street. You need a head evaluation. |
Business › Re: Business Plan: Akara (Bean Cake) Business In Nigeria (2026) by Fuckyoumod: 10:02am On Jun 29 |
NwaNimo1: Executive Summary
An akara business is one of the lowest-cost food businesses in Nigeria with consistent daily demand. Customers include workers, students, commuters, market traders and households purchasing breakfast.
With good positioning, quality, and hygiene, a small roadside operation can generate **₦8,000–₦30,000+ daily profit**, depending on location and sales volume. Actual performance varies by location, pricing, ingredient costs, and waste. Food businesses in Nigeria continue to require careful planning because equipment, fuel, and ingredients have become significantly more expensive.
Startup Capital
| Item | Estimated Cost (₦) | | --------------------------- | -----------------: | Large commercial frying pan | 35,000 | | Street stove (wood-fired) | 45,000 | | Alternative kerosene stove | 40,000 | | Large mortar & pestle | 30,000 | | Buckets & bowls | 12,000 | | Frying spoon/skimmer | 8,000 | | Serving trays | 10,000 | | Plastic tables | 18,000 | | Chairs | 15,000 | | Umbrella/shade | 35,000 | | Wooden kiosk/stall | 180,000 | | Signboard | 20,000 | | Initial beans purchase | 80,000 | | Vegetable oil | 90,000 | | Pepper, onions & seasoning | 35,000 | | Firewood | 25,000 | | Kerosene reserve | 15,000 | | Packaging paper | 12,000 | | Nylon bags | 8,000 | | Aprons & hair nets | 8,000 | | Working capital | 150,000 |
Estimated Startup Capital
Low Budget (operate under umbrella) **₦500,000–₦700,000**
Medium Budget (permanent roadside kiosk) **₦900,000–₦1,300,000**
Equipment Required
Cooking Equipment
* Commercial cast iron frying pan * Heavy-duty street stove * Firewood * Kerosene (backup) * Matches/lighter * Metal oil container
Food Preparation
* Large mortar & pestle * Grinding machine access (or own grinder) * Large bowls * Measuring containers * Knives * Chopping board * Mixing spoon
Frying Utensils
* Long skimmer * Frying spoon * Oil strainer * Cooling tray * Draining basket
Sales Equipment
* Display tray * Table * Plastic chairs * Umbrella * Cash box * Mobile money/transfer QR * Cooler for drinks
Daily Ingredients
| Item | Daily Cost (₦) | | ---------------- | -------------: | | Beans | 18,000 | | Vegetable oil | 10,000 | | Pepper | 2,500 | | Onions | 3,000 | | Salt & seasoning | 500 | | Firewood | 2,500 | | Packaging | 1,000 | | Miscellaneous | 2,500 |
Total Daily Operating Cost
**≈ ₦40,000**
# Pricing Example
Suppose one batch produces:
500 pieces of akara
Selling price:
* ₦100 per piece
Daily sales:
500 × ₦100
= **₦50,000**
Gross Profit
₦50,000 − ₦40,000
= **₦10,000/day**
If selling 800–1,000 pieces daily, profits can increase substantially because many fixed daily costs do not rise proportionally.
Monthly Projection
| Item | Amount (₦) | | --------------- | ----------: | | Sales | 1,500,000 | | Operating Costs | 1,200,000 | | Net Profit | **300,000** |
A busy location can exceed these figures, while a poor location may fall below them.
Best Locations
* Near bus stops * Markets * Schools * Universities * Office districts * Hospitals * Church entrances * Factory gates
Breakfast traffic (6:00–10:00 am) is usually the strongest.
Products to Sell Together
Increase average customer spend by offering:
* Akamu (pap)  * Bread * Tea * Agbado * Soft drinks * Sachet water * Bottled water * Boiled eggs * Moi Moi *Hooooooneeeyyy 
Many successful vendors earn as much from complementary items as from akara itself.
Marketing Strategy
* Bright, clean stall * Consistent taste * Fresh oil * Fast service * Bonus scheme ("Buy 10, get 1 free" * Early opening (before competitors)
Risks
* Rising bean prices * Rising cooking oil prices * Rain reducing foot traffic * Local government levies and thugs * Fire hazards * Environmental hygiene issues
Maintain a reserve fund and review prices regularly as ingredient costs change.
Growth Plan
Stage 1 (Months 1–6)**
* One roadside stall * Owner-operated * Build loyal customers
Stage 2 (Months 7–18)**
* Hire one assistant * Add pap and drinks * Increase production capacity
Stage 3 (Years 2–3)**
* Open additional stalls * Supply offices and schools * Introduce branded packaging
Success Factors
* High-footfall location * Consistent product quality * Clean frying oil * Fast customer service * Strict cost control * Fresh ingredients * Good hygiene * Accurate daily records of sales, costs, and waste
A well-run akara business can be started on a relatively modest budget and scaled into a multi-location, multi million naira enterprise by reinvesting profits and expanding into complementary breakfast products. This is a total nonsense! |
Politics › Re: Oluremi Tinubu And Akara: Details Of The Renewed Hope Initiative (RHI) by Fuckyoumod: 8:51am On Jun 29 |
Rebelutionary: Don't just throw tantrums son, the OP has put out facts, calling it "falsehood" won't change anything-bring yours.
Counter his "propaganda" with superior intelligent facts not B.S you have written! I laugh at you because you will sell kuli-kuli and roasted corn all your life |
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Politics › Re: Oluremi Tinubu And Akara: Details Of The Renewed Hope Initiative (RHI) by Fuckyoumod: 6:15am On Jun 29 |
All this fabrications, propaganda, falsehood and nonsense ends in frying of Akara and selling of kuli-kuli.
Shame on you and your kuli-kuli and akara renewed hope agenda for Nigerians. |
Romance › Re: There Is No Woman Who Relocated Abroad And Came Back To Marry His Bf In NG by Fuckyoumod: 6:09am On Jun 29 |
educatedfool: 'No woman' is a funny phrase because all it takes is one example to destroy it. My wife relocated abroad and still came back to marry me in Nigeria. Whether she did it because she knew I'd eventually leave or simply because she wanted me, only she knows . Anyways, we're not even in the country anymore. Relocating to Ghana or South Africa and later came back for you? I see! |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump threatens that Iran will no longer exist by Fuckyoumod: 5:22am On Jun 29 |
SUPERPACK: Israel should come alone and confront Iran with no other nation helping Israel to defend Iran attacks as usual. Israel this and that. where is Ali Kheimanei and his chiefs? Netanyahu that sent Ali Kheimanei out of this world is still breathing. I'm surprised it still doesn't teach you anything. The so called Supreme leader is in freezer chilling, he said more than you are saying. |
Business › Re: Nigerians Not Benefiting From Drop In Crude Price – FCCPC Warns Petrol Marketers by Fuckyoumod: 5:02am On Jun 29 |
Blame Tinubu, it was never this bad under any past President.
Tinubu brought chaos and hardship upon Nigerians, he promised corn and dodo, his unstable wife promised kuli-kuli and akara.
How many kuli-kuli and akara will Nigerians sell to be able to buy a litre of fuel under Tinubu.
But Nigerians will still reward him with another 4 years. So there is little or nothing I can do. but I promise all of you, another 4 years with Tinubu will kpai you all. |
Business › Re: Petrol Import Landing Cost Drops To ₦983.92/Litre, Below Dangote’s ₦1,125 by Fuckyoumod: 4:48am On Jun 29 |
Regsys: Monopoly never did the consumers well. I laugh at people who think monopoly in any economy is a progressive economy or anything good to the people. Right from time immemorial economic monopoly of any form has always been a bad thing. it's getting clearer by the day that Dangote does not mean well for this country. Dangote refinery should never be allowed to be the sole supplier of fuel in an economy as weak and dying as Nigeria's. Fuel should be between 698 - 750 naira by now. |
Politics › Re: I Am Ashamed’ – Joe Igbokwe Reacts To Backlash On Remi Tinubu’s Viral Advice by Fuckyoumod: 9:56pm On Jun 27 |
adekolaelect: Did you acquired higher education to get money? You better wise up Education doesn't bring money but ability and knowledge to manage what you have . You can be the best highest grade University graduate and r main poor forever . You can also do vulcanizer or start selling petty things than to wait for a virtual employment your politicians promised you.( JOKO SI BE) So you are saying that graduates, some master degree holders should go and sell kuli-kuli and fry akara on the street. Then what will those without education do? E no go eva beta 4u and Joe! |
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Ardo Muhammad, Benue Miyetti Allah Chairman by Fuckyoumod: 4:23pm On Jun 27 |
Incognito403: It's not a revenge. It's a hate crime why the fuss about the murder of one Fulani man? How many benue and plateau people were murdered recently? |
Romance › Re: 'Chioma My Life': Man Tattoos Girlfriend’s Name On His Chest by Fuckyoumod: 8:59am On Jun 27 |
Simple guys will not seize to amaze me.... 😂 |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Govt Propagandist Demands My U.S. Visa Is Revoked - Piers Morgan by Fuckyoumod: 5:53am On Jun 27 |
MrEar: I agree. A slimy irritating fence sitting dumbass.
He suddenly cares about the number of people the IDF has killed.
🤬 you Piers. but careless on the number of IDF soldiers killed. Not even how many Israelis died on October 7th. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Bani Mufleh: Shocking Photo Of Palestinian Journalist After Being Held By Israel by Fuckyoumod: 8:06pm On Jun 26 |
ntyce: Shut it He's a journalist journalist in the morning and deadly terrorist in the night. How many Israelis died on October 7th? How many IDF soldiers died after Oct 7th? You think the State of Israel will celebrate him for bring chaos and destruction? If e pain you so much hang! |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Bani Mufleh: Shocking Photo Of Palestinian Journalist After Being Held By Israel by Fuckyoumod: 7:56pm On Jun 26 |
TruthU87: Did some na zi generals sneak out of Germany and escape to Israel? How can the Israelis be as evil as the na zis? A terrorist deserve more! I have no sympathy or pity for him. He is nothing but a terrorists! Be more concerned about the school children in that are still languishing in the forest at the hands of bandits in Oyo state under the leadership of Tinubu. It's shameful that you are more interested in what's happening thousands of miles away from Nigeria, in Gaza and Israel that you have never been to. But you careless about the our soldiers and innocent victims of terrorists in Northern Nigeria. You all should be ashamed of yourselves. |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldiers Reject Fresh Move To Deploy ‘repentant’ Terrorists In Military by Fuckyoumod: 4:05am On Jun 26 |
Mattswaggz: The only good terrorists is a dead one but if the government thinks otherwise then they should deploy them to guard aso rock, the ministers, senators,house of rep members etc and stop endangering the lives of average Nigerians with their cruel political games......i am not sure there is anywhere in this world where such madness is done.  what does it point to? It means the northern elites are cashing out of terrorism. It's a family business and that's why I don't pity them when they are hit by terrorists up North. I don't care! |
Crime › Re: Suspect Standing Trial Begs For leniency, Blames Tinubu For Crime (vid) by Fuckyoumod: 7:38pm On Jun 25 |
Let's be objective here. Crime is bad and I'm not defending criminals.
However, he speaks the truth. Tinubu's inflicted hardship has turned Nigerians into bread,rice, spag and indomie beggars. Some good and hard working people are now criminals just to survive.
Example is this young man in court today blaming Tinubu for forcing him into crime.
Came Nigerians survive another 4 years of Tinubu? |
Family › Re: Husbands Of Women Who Abuse Their Domestic Help Should Also Be Arrested by Fuckyoumod: 6:20am On Jun 25 |
LeopardX: I'm talking about child abuse here, man. A child has no agency of his or her own. At least a woman can walk away if she's had enough. She's an adult. But a child? C'mon man!!!
I'm very sure you won't stand by and let your wife brutalize a child for any reason. So I believe you're just joking. Child abuse, when a man rapes a help, which is also child abuse. the wife should also be arrested and locked up? Are you ok? Crime is crime only criminals should be dealt with in accordance with the law. So you should be locked up for your father's crime? |
Family › Re: Lady Says Men Should Never Hit Women Even If Attacked First (Video) by Fuckyoumod: 6:14am On Jun 25 |
My honest advice to all women, Don't ever hit a man first. Wether you are married or unmarried because the moment you hit a man first, you lose your feminity and leverage as a woman.
You automatically become a man and every right thinking man will see you as a man and fight you back. you go collect enough mending that day,
Them no burn you well to hit a man first! |
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Business › Re: Folorunso Alakija Emerges As Africa’s Second Richest Woman In Forbes Ranking by Fuckyoumod: 8:38am On Jun 23 |
Cromagnon: way more than you apparently? Homo habilis |
Health › Re: Is This ₦50 Milk Safe For My Children To Drink? by Fuckyoumod: 7:24pm On Jun 22 |
Obavoh: They call it YO-YO MILK
Sellers here in the North rebag it into small transparent Nylon and sell it for ₦50-₦200 only because of the size.
A lot of parents here buy it for their Children because it is very cheap.
When you mix it in water it tastes like baby powder mixed with groundnut oil and sugar.
Peak milk Refill is now ₦4,000, very expensive and it won’t last up to 1 week for my family of 9
My Children love drinking hot tea in the morning. Especially during raining season. I rather give them only plain Lipton and sugar than mix this YO-YO milk for them.
May God help us all Obedience is better than sacrifice . If you like your children, don't ever go e them that poison called milk. Or keep enough money for hospital bills, that's if the damage is not beyond repair. |
Crime › Re: Troops Arrest Three Female ISWAP Collaborators In Borno IDP Camp by Fuckyoumod: 7:03pm On Jun 22 |
I want to see their pictures! |
Celebrities › Re: Angela Okorie Burns Dress She Wore To Alex Ekubo's Burial (Photo) by Fuckyoumod: 6:29pm On Jun 22 |
A very shameful mentality. She is still a child! Does she have hand in his death?
What does she know about spirituality? |
Celebrities › Re: Court Declares Adenike Lawful Widow Of Tosin Ajayi, Rejects Helen Prest’s Claim by Fuckyoumod: 6:12am On Jun 21 |
Harddiskng: In other words, Mrs Ajayi that seperated from Mr Ajayi before his death; when to court to argue the “deceased is my husband” just to claim his estate in death.
Where was the love to get him back to be your husband before his death, i guess we will never find out.
This life ehn
He should have gotten a divorce from Mrs Ajayi then
May people that were never there from us, never taste out of the fruits of our labour when we die 🤲🏽 The late Dr did not get his act together. How can you allow a woman that left you for 25 years, never cared for you, even on his dieing bed she never came around, probably having affairs with other men. All of a sudden come back to inherit your estates!And the woman that cared and stood by you has nothing, big fvck up! Na fvck up be that na. |
Travel › Re: FG Plans Intervention For Eko Bridge As It Moves To Reconstruct Carter Bridge by Fuckyoumod: 8:18pm On Jun 19 |
Tinubu's Government is a Government of Lagos State.
The rest of Nigeria should manage. The clueless GeJ should learn. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: French Court Confirms Hakimi Will Stand Trial For Rape by Fuckyoumod: 3:32pm On Jun 19 |
SixSeven: She wants to defend herself to be heard. He also wants a trial to be heard. Whoever is lying should receive 122 strokes of the cane and be banned from IG. Before leaving IG, they must automate a daily apology video for 645 days for wasting our time. She went to his house to do what? Have you asked her? To eat play or gist? Mtchww..... Or she is angry that after they went down together Hakimi did not take her seriously and dumped her sorry ars. |
Politics › Re: NEC Approves ₦83.2 Billion Flood Intervention Fund by Fuckyoumod: 9:30am On Jun 19 |
Ohh... My country, Fraud and corruption personified. What a fantastically corrupt country.
Nigerians please wake up na, let's put thIs nonsense to a permanent rest and set this country on the right path to progress, development, free of criminals,corrupt men and women in power.
A country that restores hope, growth ,social justice and security.
Nigerians have all been sleeping since 1960 till date |
Politics › Re: NEC Approves ₦83.2 Billion Flood Intervention Fund by Fuckyoumod: 9:29am On Jun 19 |
Ohh... My country, Fraud and corruption personified. What a fantastically corrupt country.
Nigerians please wake up na, let's put thIs nonsense to a permanent rest and set this country on the right path to progress, development, free of criminals,corrupt men and women in power.
A country that restores hope, growth ,social justice and security. |
Phones › Re: Glo Quietly Upgrades Data Bundles: More GB For Same Price by Fuckyoumod: 6:57am On Jun 19 |
edogu: I prefer their promo for data subscription- 5k for 32g. It doesn't come all the time. that's what I do monthly. But still face lots of network difficulties. |
Business › Re: Karim Benzema Puts Femi Otedola On The Spotlight by Fuckyoumod: 9:36pm On Jun 18 |
2mch: Its like na you gan gan dem shepe for. Who tell you he doesnt go out without security in Nigeria. Did we not see him riding a bike. Plus why pull the whole Africa into your frustration? Seek mental help. English na your mate? Comprehension na your mate? Ok make I use pidgin English whether you go still comprehend. Go back to school and learn how to read and comprehend. Oloooo...Doooo! Wey no understand English they call a great man like me frustrated. I no blame! |
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