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RomanceRe: How I Stopped My Girlfriend From Piercing Her Nose Twice by Fuckyoumod: 5:52am On May 25, 2024
Flows001:
Speak for yourself bro..

Na me dey beg my babe to pierce her nose and wear waist beads because I love them.

She now wears waist beads, the exact types I love, but said that she can only pierce her nose after our wedding, to avoid her parents or relatives thinking otherwise, which is quite understandable.

Atleast her parents, relatives and church members won't question her when she does it in my house as my wife..
Oga leave this your awkward narrative. Men don't generally don't like piercings outside the ear, strictly for ear rings and it must be more than one opening.

This is the standard for reasonable and responsible men.

Must they pierce every part of their body? If yes, what is it for, if not for olosho?

Piercing is Ashawo take it or leave it.
RomanceRe: ‘Monogamy Doesn’t Work, Every Man Should Have Multiple Women’ – Seun Kuti by Fuckyoumod: 8:16pm On May 24, 2024
brain54:
And he has only one wife o...

One wife one problem... Multiple wives multiple problems.

Polygamy comes with too many problems!
the biggest lie of the century, this is a borrowed thought and believe from your white masters. You also borrowed their pattern of marriage and ignored our Africa marriage.
Africans should be ashamed! You through everything away, your identity, your root, your custom and tradition you threw away.
Why? Because you think you are woke, you are civilized, you have Western education and culture.

Spits ...

My ancestors and forefathers were polygamous.

They never had divorce, like you do today, after 2 years marriage is over.

They had happy homes, they lived longer than you people today.

They were respected by all there wives, their wives submitted completely to them.

No drama, no going out to get impregnated by boyfriends and bring home bastards to their husbands to train.

These men lived happily with 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 wives.

Today with your single wife mentality what do we have? Infidelity, divorce rate is skyrocketing, wives killing husbands, wives getting impregnated by their boyfriends even in marriage, one wife no submission, everyday fighting.

Is this not what your new woke culture brought to marriages with a false narrative about monogamy?
PoliticsRe: Judge Who Ruled Against Sanusi's Reinstatement Is In The US - Gov Yusuf by Fuckyoumod: 5:20pm On May 24, 2024
LibertyRep:
I have severally that even if a drunken judge gives a ruling, it must be obeyed until it's vacated.

The immunity bestowed on Govs is the reason for their impunity.
you must be high!

The ruling of a drunk judge like this one, needs not to be given attention.

It is null and void and does not require to be vacated. It's a lesson to our judiciary.
PoliticsRe: Rivers: PDP National HQ Throws Its Weight Behind 27-Member House Of Assembly by Fuckyoumod: 2:15pm On May 24, 2024
NothingDoMe:
Lol. Too late. They already announced their defection. PDP cannot unannounce it.
Announcement does validate anything, it's like you going to AIT to announce that you are the president of Nigeria, with no document and evidence to support it will amount to nullity.

Are their names in APC register? No, Are their names in PDP register as members yes.
Are they card carrying members of APC? No.

Did INEC chairman promise real time transmission of election results directly from polling units. Did he? No.

What did the court say about it? They play.

The court only sees evidence and documents to support them. If the part PDP can come and say the did not defect and are not aware oti lo.
CrimeRe: Two To Die For Armed Robbery, Stealing ₦‎105,000, Phones, Others In Ekiti by Fuckyoumod: 1:57pm On May 24, 2024
immortalcrown:
I have not quarrelled with you. I simply ask you to prove your claim.

"Have a nice day" does not change your claim that my type condemns an entire tribe.

So, go through my history and point out where I condemn an entire tribe. Otherwise, you are a false accuser.
lol.... I can't see no false accusation.

I called you exactly what you are.
CrimeRe: Two To Die For Armed Robbery, Stealing ₦‎105,000, Phones, Others In Ekiti by Fuckyoumod: 7:11am On May 24, 2024
immortalcrown:
Point out where I support crime. Otherwise, admit that your response is senseless.
hahahahahahahahaha Oga, lol..... No be quarrel na! Haba.... I even wished you a nice day.

You didn't see "have a nice day"?
Wish me back na.

Have a nice day once again bro
EducationRe: Chukwuemeka Okonkwo: 8-Year-Old Anambra Pupil Beaten To Coma By Teacher Dies by Fuckyoumod: 5:49am On May 24, 2024
Wahala don set for teacher head.

He has the blood of an innocent child on his hands. Let justice prevail!

Teachers are still not wise! Your job is to teach and create an impactful discipline on a student. Not to kill and abuse children.

Leave the molding of the child to their parents, but teachers will not listen.
CrimeRe: Two To Die For Armed Robbery, Stealing ₦‎105,000, Phones, Others In Ekiti by Fuckyoumod: 5:39am On May 24, 2024
immortalcrown:
Capital punishment for lesser crimes, pardon for bigger crimes. That is Nigeria for you.

No crime is justifiable. I am not defending these thieves. But do these boys deserve to be killed? If Boko members can be rehabilitated and tagged repentant, why not rehabilitate these boys?

But if you think these boys deserve death, why can't governors, senators and apprehended Boko members that commit grievious crimes be treated this same way?
do you know what they call karma? Do you know if those criminals have murdered their victims in the past? We have heard a lot about people being shot and killed by criminals like this over phone.

To avoid this your long episode please advice your friends and loved to stay out of crime.

Have a nice day
CrimeRe: Corps Member Flogged By Vigilantes On The Order Of Landlord In Edo State Is Unju by Fuckyoumod: 5:28am On May 24, 2024
Walk into the nearest police station and lodge a complain with all the evidence and get a lawyer, you are a corps member.

No waste time!
PoliticsRe: As Accountant-General, I Acted On Approvals, Have Nothing To Fear - Fubara by Fuckyoumod: 9:45am On May 22, 2024
Putindbutt:
As we speak, there's no petition against Wike. Ikpeazu's case is already in court, the court granted him bail and his case continues on the adjourned date.
no petition or he is being shielded from prosecution?
PoliticsRe: Naira Slide Pushes Dangote Diesel To ₦‎1,100/Litre by Fuckyoumod: 5:22am On May 22, 2024
Grab and run with power.... Na my turn has finally killed this country with his anti-human, wicked and evil policies.

The evil man was so desperate to become president, now see how he is turning the country upside down.

See where it has landed full-ish Nigerians! Who thought tribalism was the solution to competence and good governance.

Una go see shege!
CrimeRe: Army Reacts To Attack On Soldiers At Banex Plaza by Fuckyoumod: 5:16am On May 22, 2024
phemmie06:
Nice question, forward it to DHQ
lol.... 😂, you be total joke?

I think you should go to Israel and arrest him.
CrimeRe: Army Reacts To Attack On Soldiers At Banex Plaza by Fuckyoumod: 10:29pm On May 21, 2024
phemmie06:
Which liver dem give them, you de beat soldiers in uniform, you never learn from Okuama either you're on your right or not, dem no de beat soldiers and go scot free.
Who no buy go pay
Mr teacher, when we go Learn from northern Nigeria?

Na only for South you they teach and learn?
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden Defends Israel After ICC Warrants Request by Fuckyoumod: 8:30pm On May 21, 2024
God1000:
Ukraine is currently firing missiles at Russia with western support, China will get the same treatment if they invade Taiwan.


Denying people the right to exist is a crime against humanity

What do you have to say about decades of ruthless killing of Palestinians before the October 7 attack?
how can you exist when you don't want to live in peace with your neighbors? You want to exist when all you seek is the destruction of Israel, you will definitely die! There is no way you are going to exist.
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden Defends Israel After ICC Warrants Request by Fuckyoumod: 8:25pm On May 21, 2024
God1000:
This Joe Biden is a two-faced man


ICC should ignore the threats from US and Israel and go after these war criminals, failure to do so will severely damage their credibility
hmmmm.... Na you go arrest Bibi ni?

Or you want to finally scrap ICC?
Foreign AffairsRe: ICC Court Was Built For Africa And Putin, Not West - ICC Judge Tells CNN (Video) by Fuckyoumod: 10:59am On May 21, 2024
magoo10:
So what is ICC doing about hamas the terrorist?
Fk ICC
Very useless court
Khan is childs, Mossad can take care of him.
PropertiesRe: Samsung AC Price In 2015 Vs 2024 by Fuckyoumod: 10:16am On May 21, 2024
helinues:
Ac no be for poor man

Modified: Chai, even those wey be say na only when they enter bank Dem dey enjoy Ac small dey attack my innocent comment.
you be menace
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Lost The League Because They Didn't Have The Right Mentality - Rodri by Fuckyoumod: 7:34am On May 21, 2024
Alamkir:
Someone needs to remind this guy that Arsenal beats them at emirate and took 4 points from them, Arsenal took 4 points from Liverpool while they took 2 points. Arsenal won 16 games drawn 1 and lost only 1 in 2024. Which wining mentality is he talking about
After wining mancity and all the big teams why did they not win the league?
They lost at home to Aston Villa just when they loosing was not on the table.

He said the truth, mentality is everything.
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu Responds To 'outrageous Decision' By ICC Prosecutor by Fuckyoumod: 5:26am On May 21, 2024
Emeskhalifa:
Till date I still wonder what gave Hamas the guts to carry out that attack, even those without military experience knew that was a trap set for them and they fell into it by carrying out that October 7th Massacre.

So tell me, what exactly has the October 7th attack proven? Aside innocent Palestinians women and children paying with their lives.

Omoorrrr if there is one thing I learnt in all this is, never use your emotion to fight your enemy, be tactical and political at approaching your enemies, no be all the time gra gra dey work.
hmmm deep words and understanding.

The attack brought nothing but destruction to Gaza. Gaza would have been far better without any attacks on Oct 7th.
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu Responds To 'outrageous Decision' By ICC Prosecutor by Fuckyoumod: 5:24am On May 21, 2024
jeff1993:
How wont he seek to prosecute Netanyahu when his name is Karim Khan!!!!

Shebi his name is Karim and his Fatjers name is Khan, he should go ahead and arrest Israel prime minister make him see wether dead body no go surplus for him Papa house.
he should be very careful, Mossad can even eliminate him with ordinary car accident.

He is playing with his life, Mossad will carry out a clean job on him and nothing will happen.
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu Responds To 'outrageous Decision' By ICC Prosecutor by Fuckyoumod: 5:21am On May 21, 2024
Melagros:
COMRADES, Nathenyahu should submit himself to ICC period. You called yourself a democratically elected president, are you better than those African leaders whom were declared wanted or hammered with international arrest warrant?

I love Israel but I hate Nathenyahu in person because of his power drunk attitude, if Benny Gantz is the prime minister he could have handled this war wisely
you don't know Israel, Bibi is the last man on earth that ICC can touch. Who go arrest am?

Maybe na you go arrest am? Go Israel go arrest am.
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu Responds To 'outrageous Decision' By ICC Prosecutor by Fuckyoumod: 5:21am On May 21, 2024
Melagros:
COMRADES, Nathenyahu should submit himself to ICC period. You called yourself a democratically elected president, are you better than those African leaders whom were declared wanted or hammered with international arrest warrant?

I love Israel but I hate Nathenyahu in person because of his power drunk attitude, if Benny Gantz is the prime minister he could have handled this war wisely
you don't know Israel, Bibi is the last man on earth that ICC can touch. Who go arrest am?
Foreign AffairsRe: ICC Seeks Arrest Of Netanyahu & Sinwar For October Attack & Gaza War by Fuckyoumod: 2:41pm On May 20, 2024
Watianoengineer:
May Allah continue topunish Isreal. We nigerians sympathize with the Palestinians and the Iranians during this mourning period. We support the arrest and prosecution of Nethanyahu for killing innocent Palestinians. We will continue to pray for the Palestinians and Iranian people.
your Allah has brought nothing but pain and death to the Palestinians in Gaza.

Go and check History.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Air Strikes Kill Over 20 Palestinians In Refugee Camps by Fuckyoumod: 11:59am On May 20, 2024
Enceladus:
The Hague is waiting for these war criminals
you don't know Israel yet, you really think Israel will allow some idle men and women in Hague determine the future and security of Israel?

So what will Hague do to Hamas for not releasing the hostages? Or Hamas is free to hold Israelis hostage.

So Israel is not free to go and get their citizens from Hamas.

Ok let's wait and see how Israel will jeopardize their security for one stupid ruling from Hague.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran’s President Raisi, Amir-Abdollahian, 7 Others Die In Helicopter Crash by Fuckyoumod: 9:16am On May 20, 2024
SpatialKing:
Iran are just noise makers they don't even have any technology they can't even protect or locate their leader...
They were using Drones controller 🎮 that Nigerian videos commonly use to capture drone videos during events to look for their President.. What a shame and disgrace for Iran 🇮🇷... They don't even have a single satellite 🛰 technology.

Yet same people want to go to war with Israel 🇮🇱

😂😂😂
lol.... But they can afford to sponsor terrorism and build war drones and bombs with billions of dollars. Useless people
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran’s President Raisi, Amir-Abdollahian, 7 Others Die In Helicopter Crash by Fuckyoumod: 9:13am On May 20, 2024
Wallade:
Shut up! Who is God supporting?
After responding to you I will report you to Nairaland for abuse and consequences management as they deem fit.

You can't continue to abuse people here.

The helicopter he was flying is a 40 year old helicopter. Iran have billions of dollars to sponsor terrorism, create chaos and war. They have billions to build bombs, build nuclear bombs, build war drones but don't have money to buy a new chopper.

Mtchwww......
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran’s President Raisi, Amir-Abdollahian, 7 Others Die In Helicopter Crash by Fuckyoumod: 9:07am On May 20, 2024
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CelebritiesRe: Portable Buys Lexus Car For His Producer After His Arrest Over Car Debt (Video) by Fuckyoumod: 9:13pm On May 19, 2024
Hope is not another half payment?

I don't want to see you jumping gates and being dragged around like criminal again because of half payment.

You are not impressing me ooh. O tilo
PoliticsRe: Customs FX Rate For Import Duties Rises To ₦‎1,530/$ by Fuckyoumod: 8:12am On May 19, 2024
Lol..... Nigerians una never see anything.
Next time you will use you brains and not tribal and religious cards.

Dollar should hit 2k so Nigerians can understand my write up, some persons are yet to have sense.

Tax the hell out of them, place more taxes on them. They are very foolish people.
RomanceRe: When She Tells You, No Sex Before Marriage by Fuckyoumod: 5:46pm On May 18, 2024
Double0h7:
As a woman you are blessed with the gift of controlling your libido, it’s only through low self esteem, and low self worth that a woman opens her legs to secure a relationship.

If you can control your legs then you can walk away with the biggest fish in the ocean. Broke smelling dusties get a platform today because women have dropped their crown, adjust that shi and these brokies will get a job or die trying. Heaven has always been at the feet of women. 👸
absolute trash!

Only low self worth men will concur to this scam and nonsense.
TravelRe: Why Do Some Women Prefer This Sitting Position When They Are On A Bike? by Fuckyoumod: 5:41pm On May 18, 2024
iLoveYouToo:
Candidlady
use just 0.002% of your brain... will she be comfy if she had sat down the regular way


The like here shows majority of Nairalanders aren’t ‘okay’

Do men dress that way? It’s obvious she’ll be more comfy considering the attire.

…as someone submitted, for safety reasons it’s best to sit astride but this outfit will make it difficult
Do you know the risk and hazard associated to that sitting position? That sitting position is very unsafe for any human.

She will just fall and die for nothing.
TravelRe: Why Do Some Women Prefer This Sitting Position When They Are On A Bike? by Fuckyoumod: 5:38pm On May 18, 2024
Candidlady:
use just 0.002% of your brain... will she be comfy if she had sat down the regular wayhuh
when the only reason of your existence is to fight men, you will eventually loose your sanity and brain complete.

This is why your head is so empty that you can't see the risks and hazards associated to that sitting position.

Sitting that way is hazardous, she could fall off easily and die for nothing.

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