khiaa:


But it's the nature of most Nigerians to commit heinous crimes in every country they invade which is the whole planet, how does that sound?

enjoy your ban.
@ killmods you're next, you'll pay miserably for insulting me on this forum

Ayoade05:


https://wwwdotpdfdrivedotcom/no-more-mr-nice-guy-d156832040dothtml

Substitute all dots for.

thanks a lot bro

onos217:
Please who can assist me with my transcript. I need it delivered to WES. I have applied since June. I applied via the online portal. I paid 35k. Till this very moment,my transcript has not been delivered to WES. I feel very bad about it. The very person assisting me over there left me after collecting 4k from me. The school is: UNIBEN. I stay in Lagos. If you can help please let me know. We can negotiate a fee for it but the person must remain with me till I get my transcript delivered to it desired location.

why don't you go down to uniben.
Met one here who offered to help my aunty and she is asking my aunty of money amounting to 50k

Ayoade05:

Thank you, I've gotten it

share it please

Sku8Tufik:
I really like masturbating, but only when I'm alone. If I masturbate and somehow touch my genitals during intercourse, it makes me uncomfortable. And it's not just the naked body that turns me on. I like an athletic body. I love boxers and different power men

you're a gay

temijoshuaa:
I have chronic masturbation symptoms. I have been masturbating for 15 years now. Started 14 and i am 29 now. I have low sensation in my penis, low libido and no morning erection. Hope you are doing very well tho

yours is low sensation, mine is no sensation at all and also no erection when I dey with woman

shantti:
Masterbation na bastard

a very big time bastard

Vinnie2000:


OP
Masturbation is VERY strong addiction. Any addiction that Gratifies the Flesh is always like dat!
Smoking, Drugs intake, etc..

I will advise you, Starting from January 2022!

*Sell your Android phone and use a small one.
*That means No more Porn for you!
*Stop watching Naija music videos!
*Listen to Gospel songs on ur phone..
*Read your Bible.
*Try woo a Girl and start a relationship!

If you follow these Steps, Within 2 years, U will Do away with d Habit!

I stopped masturbating when I didn't have a phone that could access web and that period my spiritual life was superb

Stenewiser:
I heard masturbator don't grow beards prove it wrong, true or false

to some people it's true.. it even makes you have bald head

AccessME:
I've been masturbating since 2009 and honestly Masturbation has affected me alot in many ways including the way I walk, talk, pains in my eyes, body weakness, low self esteem, hate being around people and so on.

I've been trying to stop but it's difficult. What I've discover is this..., if I want to stop, I need to b off social media for long buh this isn't easy for me. Buh I've vow to try all means to stay off it from next year so help me God!

Honestly speaking Good things hardly come to people that masturbates!

I hate being around people too, na masturbation cause am?

DontBullshitMe:
No be another format be this??

Intending Yahoo boys and other Yahoo boys wey never pick go full your email asking for how you picked those millions after a year. Then you begin to nurse them and ultimately cash out.

Mehn. This life nah dog eat dog true true.

like this one below

Joysticks:
How you take received the 60 euro from your client?

motymop:
You are criminal and a simp. Someone is in pain because of your wickedness.

You will be arrested as you move out of Nigeria, i promise you that.

You guys don't know that every money you receive through fraud is tracked.

You quite sound like a victim

Doubleoh7:

I managed to hold my self all through your story, but you see the bolded above broke it for me. Your mumu na factory fitted follow come. Like you still call her your girlfriend and you are looking to procure travel visa for the two of you? Place your two hands on your head and say "God give me sense"! Asides the babe using your head to play ping pong, what exactly do you intend to use to take care of the family you want to start now? They will starve and wait for another 1 year for the next maga to get caught in your yahoo Web of deceit

despite being funny, sense dey this your comment no be lie

Xilsbridalhouse:
You stole from someone deceitfully...there need to be a restitution op, else you might live a miserable life for the rest of your life. Better still go back and apologize to the victim, hopefully he or she didn’t commit suicide.

sense dey this statement oh. big one

revived2:
Guy if you travel with that girl you are doomed

Daniel7543

Someone who can't accept you for who you are
You wan travel with her Germany

You are.mad if you do that

I am not a broke fellow advising you
Below 23 i have three cars and have moved out well, I haven't spent 100k on my girl sef

You better be fvcking wise

you sure say the girl never jazz am?

maak400:
Even if the whole world tell you to leave your girlfriend, I know you will never listen until you shed premium tears. A girl has clearly told you that you're not fit to be her husband and you're still acting like a mumu and feeling sad because of a girl. You better leave woman matter and hustle to enjoy your life and help your family. Don't look at the money you have spent on her, just forget it and move on with your life and forget the girl totally.

move on ke?
If na me that girl for vomit my money, she for no go Scott free. Ma Abasi.
Woman no fit scam me like that.

Daniel7543:
I'm depressed and heartbroken. Pls am not a good writer.

All my Life I've been a hustler. 2013 I was a school drop out in 200L due to financial issues. I had no money, no sponsor, my parents were also struggling. I started doing machanic work. I was a machanic for 3-4 years. My boss wasn't paying me well. I couldn't save money at all despite being good at it. And I wanted to go back to school.

2016 i moved to ijebu-ode with a friend to do farm work. He said Diamond Bank bought some acres of land for strictly agriculture including animal farming like fish ponds and poultry, so they need laborers/workers. They're willing to pay 25k monthly. Even aboki too dey apply for the job. Those of you that travels by road would understand how bushy and lonely ijebu-ode express road is. My friend and I was in that bush for over 10 months working our ass out. I was so dark and looking unkept. The job really took my energy that year.

I gathered little money abt 120k and I resigned. I used the money to start okirika (2nd hand clothes) business in kantagua market in Lagos to sustain myself. An old friend of mine in school back then inbox me on Facebook (he's now a graduate) We gist, laugh and exchange contact. He's doing well but He was into yahoo. He invited me to his place in abeokuta. He was actually showing me the way. I didn't like the lifestyle but I have no choice, I began to do yahoo. Over a year I didn't see 1 kobo. But hopes were rising.

2019 I collected abt #3million {6k euro}. It was like a dream, I don't know weda it's God handwork or I'm just lucky. I just remain focus in yahoo, I won't lie. Fast forward to last year June-july I went back to Benin, i met this girl, I told her my hustles and struggles. We started dating early this year. I took care of her. During her nysc I was the one who paid for her accommodation abt 150k.

I wanted to tie the knot. So last week Wednesday I told her about my plans I would like to see her parent for introduction on the 28th next week, since is public holiday. My girlfriend called me at the middle of the night abt 2am telling me "I don't have a degree, I'm not a graduate, I don't have a job. What will I tell her parent when i come for introduction, Her parent won't accept oo I shouldn't bother coming" . It was as if they poured very cold water on my body. She's now giving me attitude. I'm speechless. I explained to my friends this morning they said I should forget about her and I should just travel out.

For those of you saying I'm a simp or I can't help my family or my fellow man. Listen Infact I opened a restaurant for my mother. I bought 2 pieces of land for my father in the village. I'm taking care of my younger ones. I have also helped my fellow guy man. My hands are open.

Nairalanders, here are my plans. I want to travel to Germany, further my studies and work in an automobile company because that's what I'm good at. By the grace of God, April next year I'm planning to move. Am abt to sell my car so I can add it up with the money with me to process our visa. Yahoo has never been on my list nd it's becus of condition I did it.
I just want to settle down by January and travel with her. Age is not on my side. I'm 32. my girlfriend don't wanna listen, she's looking down on me.

Don't know what to do.

at least You've learnt a lesson never to trust these hoes cos they're not loyal.
Where was she when you were suffering and hustling in Ijebu Ode?
If na me I for revenge an and she for vomit all my money finish..
And as for the school issue, you should drop plans of studying abroad, find a private school here in Nigeria with a fast calendar or you enroll for IT courses and learn programming.
Wait did I just read that you'll be continuing with this girl?
She don jazz you guy, you no dey normal

JoyousFurnitire:


Ah omo

Dbull on this one

I heard he is dating Nancy isime
https://www.nairaland.com/6899322/rumoured-girlfriend-artiste-dbull-nancy

lkillbrokehoes:
Coming from someone like you, it's hilarious.

heard a nairalander dbull is dating Nancy isime

yunqdady:
My parents narrowly escaped. It's a sad situation
I'm just happy they were caught and that would send strong signals to others, I don't know what they want to turn our zone into, it's becoming a yearly affair to come Rob banks and kill people in the process.
You can also imagine, police had to kill innocent mobs demanding justice. Why are policemen trigger happy?
Well that policeman met his end rudely.

the suppose release them to the mob make Dem born them

Kimiso:
i can get her for you,i even have her account with me,...my name is donald arkshigh,...am from the United States,... currently in Nigeria to do business,... send me a text with WhatsApp 09031902212

Kayode Sherif the notorious gay scammer

poweranger:

noted. thanks nd pls m not a bro

okay should I send a pm

Generalwoodz:
I don't know her

stop watching local Nigerian made movies

suffering:
It’s no longer an insult to admit that this forum will never reach Reddit nor Facebook level of greatness and everyone behind the scenes is happy with such knowledge. Those who could elevate the platform long ago stayed content being small-minded and unwilling to positive suggestions from members. All that matters is one man’s pockets are lined when an effective leadership style would feed at least twenty people equally in surplus.

Make una remain stagnant. Time don pass una since. I’ll sign off soon, local champions.

you're an idiot, what does a rat like you even have to offer

okokkk:

E bi lyk say Anambra don enter one chance like this o

hahahahaha
2 years from now we go know and e go determine if we go approve am for second term or not

marvelphysics:
Florence Pugh, is she British

yeah she's an English actress.
Her Russian accent was just for the movie role.
She really faked it well

Cousin9999:
Nope.

This British actress is better.

please I need a little information about her and some notable movies she featured in.

SkengRay:
Before opening the thread when I saw British actress. I knew 100% it had to be her. By the way she's married to a 44 year old guy. I guess you must be a 17 year old guy. Las las you go dey alright

she's Just 26 and the information on Wikipedia says she's single.
I'm 30 years bro

Before opening the thread when I saw British actress. I knew 100% it had to be her

Really? How did you guess right?
Abi you dey follow crush on am too?