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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija’s Ka3na Wears Lingerie For Christmas (Photos) by FuckYouPorn: 8:20am On Dec 25, 2021
MrNipplesLover:
Na everything these ladies dey show pussy for...

Even on a Christmas Day (birth of Jesus Christ), dem still dey show nnakedness.

No respect or regard for the holy man who died for una sins.

Jesus wept... And I'm sure he's weeping again.

What an unruly display of disrespect to the man who died for una sins.

The Future DESTRUCTION is truly FEMALE. undecided
that net wey she dey wear for body no be that thing wey pornstars dey wear??

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander Is In Love With This British Actress by FuckYouPorn: 8:14am On Dec 25, 2021
Bigcowhorn:



That's a Nigerian. When they talk like that their only motive is to Japa.
I hope you understand the verb? grin


Sorry i failed your thinking game, babe.
Still......
I wish you a merry Christmas and a Happy new year.







*Want me to fix the idiot up there? grin
who the hell is this small rat?
Carry your simp attitude commot for this thread or else I deal with you on this forum.
If dem born your papa well comment nonsense for this thread again or quote that foolish khiaa again let me show you what stock I'm made of
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL Last-16 Draw: Who Could Chelsea, Man City, Man United And Liverpool Face by FuckYouPorn: 7:51am On Dec 25, 2021
toujurs:
Eh yo, pm me your number asap, i like you!!
obembet if this moniker has pm you kindly drop his email address here let me exposed him.
He's a gay scammer that just scammed a nairalander of a huge amount of money.
We're working on tracking the bastard
Romance / Re: New On Nairaland by FuckYouPorn: 10:18pm On Dec 24, 2021
toujurs:
Am very sure, you are a thieve, a fraudster like him.
I will deal with you on this forum.
Seems you don't know who you're messing up with
Gaming / Re: Is This Samsung Laptop Good For Gaming? by FuckYouPorn: 3:34pm On Dec 24, 2021
Providence2020:
I'm seeing an nvidia logo so it's mid range.

However endeavor you upgrade the old hdd to an SSD in order to get the most out of it
thanks a lot boss. I'll do just that.

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Gaming / Is This Samsung Laptop Good For Gaming? by FuckYouPorn: 3:07pm On Dec 24, 2021
model is Samsung R580.
Windows 10 operating system
And 64 bits
icore 3
I want to know if it's a gaming laptop.
Pics attached
Religion / Re: This Boy Was Dead For 20 Minutes - What He Saw Will Blow Your Mind by FuckYouPorn: 2:20pm On Dec 24, 2021
Tallesty1:
I was unconscious for several hours and I can tell you categorically that there's nothing there. It's total blackness with no knowledge whatsoever.


You will know alright when consciousness slips out of you. In my own experience, I knew when I hit the ground and I accepted what was coming. I was like so this is it. That's all.

It was total blackness, I had no idea that I am existing, or had existed or that I am living being or spirit.

I knew nothing until I started feeling cold and then I woke up.
after smoking mkpuru miri finish what did you expect?
Being unconscious or being in a coma is totally a different experience from being literally pronounce dead

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Religion / Re: This Boy Was Dead For 20 Minutes - What He Saw Will Blow Your Mind by FuckYouPorn: 2:18pm On Dec 24, 2021
Irupetepete:
All these are lies..
I was dead for over an hour this year, I saw nothing..
I repeat, you see nothing.
When I woke up, I could have fabricated convincing lies, atleast more than 70 people saw me lying dead..
If I told them I saw things, they will believe and help spread the lies..
So if anybody tells you he died, woke up and saw things, slap sense into their empty heads
you were in a coma.
You were not literally dead

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Phones / Re: Iphone 6s For Sale At Very Cheap Price. by FuckYouPorn: 2:10pm On Dec 24, 2021
cjudy:

Have sent you 5k at least it will buy chicken abi? Merry Xmas boss
boss 2k will go a long way oh abeg GOD bless you as you put smiles on my face tomorrow Xmas
Family / Re: Live In The U.k.. Let’s Talk by FuckYouPorn: 1:57pm On Dec 24, 2021
Ukprincess0044:


Hi I live in the UK ( Birmingham). Nice to meet u
can we please communicate via mailbox?
Romance / Re: New On Nairaland by FuckYouPorn: 1:54pm On Dec 24, 2021
toujurs:
This one is definitely a criminal, efcc should clamp hard on these internet fraudsters.
you no get sense.
So you just called that guy criminal just by mere looks?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Signs Of Black Magic And Satanic Possession And How To Protect Yourself by FuckYouPorn: 11:44am On Dec 24, 2021
abduljubril:


You don't have sense
Abdul you're just like jubril buhari as your moniker says.
Allah is the spiritual term for Satan.
At the end allah would be judged by Jesus and he (Allah) would be throwned into the lake of fire were he would burn for all eternity for deceiving humans.
Cc AllahisSatan

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Phones / Re: Whatsapp Banned My Number by FuckYouPorn: 11:29am On Dec 24, 2021
SATANlST:
i hope armed robbers like winnerly and chibudollar did not use ur sim to rob.
those guys are notorious for robbing nairalanders. after they robbed me of my fone and used it to rob, whatsapp banned me
Chibudollar wetin you do this boy make him dey troll you like this
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Banned My Number by FuckYouPorn: 11:26am On Dec 24, 2021
Nijagogetsense:
Good morning Nairalanders. I discovered WhatsApp banned my number on their app. I don't know what to do right now. I tried other numbers, they work but there is a particular number I used to use that WhatsApp deliberately ban. I've been trying to correct this but no way. Please, what can someone do to correct this issue?
stop using modded WhatsApp
Romance / Re: A Nairalander Is In Love With This British Actress by FuckYouPorn: 11:15am On Dec 24, 2021
myami:
whats up. Can you hook me with a pretty african american girl. I'm ready to do whatever it cost
she no go fit respond again.
I don ban am grin
Romance / Re: Masturbation Is One Hell Of An Addiction by FuckYouPorn: 9:03am On Dec 24, 2021
Flahyuq:
Woke Up with my Erection intact
Went out yesterday,had some fun with my friends
No Urge to masturbate at all
I pray it goes on this way
I'm already loving this cheesy
Join this thread if you want to experience success.
TemiJoshuaa please follow suit
https://www.nairaland.com/5223408/masturbation-quitting-challenge-thread

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Romance / Re: New On Nairaland by FuckYouPorn: 9:00am On Dec 24, 2021
Vinnie2000:



Are you sure of this?

What if GidRedpiller created the Acc using the same name?
it's a clone account.
TheGidRedpiller even created a thread warning nairalanders to beware of the cloned account

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