₦airaland Forum

apholaryn:
Father lord pls give him sense..@least lil...in Jesus name I pray..amen

2dice:
there are ways you chat with dem without been cocky..
Rem they are Humans and they need us now den never

am not a pshycologist. The guy need to see one may be they can help

2dice:
maybe you wanna get laid :p
would like to have word with him..
Stillll curious about homosexual

me and homo I will choose death to that thing Am not replying him anymore I think silence is indeed the best answer to fools like him

2dice:
hey bro
free the yung chap...
There are plenty fishes in the river

don't mind that physcopath I think is all my fault, am the one replying him

Beamborla:
If you want to look beautiful, make friends with peeps uglier than yourself, isn't?

Owk I'll compare them with their south african counterparts

Boxer007:
My dear am making progress because it Looks like am almost changing your mind. May I take u out for a date and are you free tomorrow evening?

off my mention Fuctard

Beamborla:
Laziness=poorness=unnecessary complain

Nigerian men are not poor compare to places like kenya ghana and others

Boxer007:
My dear I like my men aggressive. May I call you Tiger while I make love to you? I like you brother

smh

Blastfinito:
U mean I should woo her? Wil my friend nt take it personal?

ehennn now he said he don't have feelings for her any longer

Beamborla:
You know nothing.

oya tell me what were you thinking of in not stingness

Do the needful sharply

Beamborla:
Lmao! See? I never mentioned stingy but you are already defending it.

I need not say anything further

I know exactly that's what is your mind

Somewhere in Ibadan

happyjuliet:
Plzzzzzzzzzz oooooooooo if u cannot keep up 2 d level of a Nigeria Babe's plz back-off

that's how they will end up looking for husband and all their efforts will all prove abortive

Beamborla:
And our 9ja guys are what, sweetheart?

they're not stingy ass as you speculate them to be

Boxer007:
My dear, I just want to nyansh you. Is that a problem?

that's only you want your ass to be kicked and boiled then I can help you with that

tosyne2much:
Baba, you no see wetin dem mention there ?

that money you fit use am do something reasonable

tosyne2much:
If that's the case then I will stick to my vaseline

hehehe but why

Boxer007:
brother why don't we meet at my end? can you wear skirt?

are you owk

Boxer007:
asssshole? Brother are you telling me that my Stick will not fit in your hole? Are you shy Gay bonk? May I phone you today and what is your nomba?

owk you can meet me today 6pm sharp at yabaleft by the gate. No african time plx

Boxer007:
Brother I can change your mind if I kiss you though. Can u kiss good?

Don't even think of it asshole

jamex93:
As e b say money wey u go spend for woman head for one year go do u build house, n no man want stay for rented apartment for all d days of him life na

you fit invest somewhere sefff

Rexhenrex:
as i will always say the fear of girls is the beginning of success,imagine after getting her an iPhone6 and she then dump Ur ass 2 weeks later

that one na bad market

Boxer007:
My dear, being Gay is the only way out. I am and I am proud.

God forbid

Beamborla:
See them...

Stingy pickin. Why not pray to God to bless you with more than your girlfriend / wife can spend.

Moreover, not every lady out there wait on a man to care for her...

most of our naija ladies are parasites you know that

afolag:
They don't rely on men to buy all these things. Nigerian ladies are hardworking and respectable.
#wheremyladies@

iffa hear

alberto2k:
Brazilian hair is 200k, men's haircut is N500

men dey suffer

These are the following reasons why guys don't have girlfriends:
Ladies' HandBag - N9,000 while Men's Wallet - N700

Ladies' Fixing of Hair - N5000 while Men's Haircut is just N150

Ladies' Fixing of Nails - N1500 while Men Nail Cutter is N50

Ladies' Bra is N1500 while Men´s Singlet is N200

A set of G string is N1500 while Men´s Boxers is N300

Sanitary Pad is N250 while Men's Handkerchief is N50

Ladies' Stomach is extra large while Men's Stomach is extra small.

Blessed are MEN, who still remain single they shall become the Richest men on Earth..

Buy one get one free such a good idea