IamLEGEND1:
Oh boi!
No be small currency dey there oh!

If na to stay single for 5yrs, I go do am.

walahi! 9m$ is N1.8b pa talkless of 900m

IamLEGEND1:
any girlfriend/wife wey no go urge you make u go take the money na enemy of progress.

I'll dump any bítch for 5% of that money.

5% Give me 1% walahi and the b!tch is gone! i will even stay celibate and single for 365 days

hadizadeezy:
Lol! I'll say "na your mama!

kibar maza su ansa please

Muchas gracias hannysmilez Te agradeceria Mi hermana

zealot4me:
I don't wanna ever be a good house wife

*screenshot taken* ur bf must see this

Where's Mrcork, oompha, 190 and the rest

misspicy:

see how misclassy spoiled this poor lady's day

MuhdG:
Happy new month to u too Mr Kr0ne

Llayk orn
Fulab oy
Jami lkb

Every1 esp ma rap section crew

muchas gracias amigo i appreciate happy new month too

Explorers:
23. Bizzare After Death Fact: LifeGems.


A US company will take your remains and turn them into a diamond which can be used by your loved ones.The company uses the cremated remains of you or a pet to create synthetic diamonds which range in weight and price. A full human body can provide sufficient carbon to make up to 50 one carat diamonds (which cost around $14,000 each). After the carbon from the corpse is purified, it is converted to graphite which is then used in the synthetic diamond process. The resulting diamond is engraved with the name of the dead, and is accompanied by a certificate of authenticity.



source: http://listverse.com/2008/12/08/top-10-bizarre-death-related-facts/
cc: Dominique

Doctor kingtom! are thinking what i am thinking

Stfuareyougod Iyaf sighted you nigga muchas gracias

Which kind of stewwpid perverted thread is this @op


























no mind me! i will still check them out before leaving

End time fruits

So this husband scarcity has reached this extent

YourMain:


Lol I don't know oo. Me I'm only a small gehl. I just like it not bushy

Yeah! we prefer it clean

prettigurl16:
Thanks @Your main and Fula boy.


So nothing erotic about the bush? Isn't it supposed to leave some tell tale sign showing traffic or no traffic?

Nah! I cant actually talk for all but to me its quite a turn off

YourMain:


Lol I'd hope you weren't using your teeth

Lol! Some guys do give head a lot so they wouldn't like it bushy but some fit manage sha! i heard excess hair down there whilst doing it causes much friction which leads some pain to the lady or so? i don't know sha I'm not a Gynecologist.

YourMain:
Guys don't do down if you don't mow the lawn

Happy birthday girl

Well! They don't expect someone to go down at the end go around looking for toothpick to clear his teeth!

Happy birthday op!

norchase:
It doesn't have a file manager, if u download one and u collect something(games apps vid pic) u would have to switch off ur phone fort it to show. Just talking from experience.

my friend bought the phone too and we noticed same problem! you have to update the android system before getting file manager

IamLEGEND1:
so coz of this yeye face u open thread

All of these because of a single picture

I wasted my MB

This generation is doomed

mizquote:



I don't watch dah

you don't watch p0rn and you can watch other people Netflix and chill! Whats the difference duh

INTERMAN:
but u shld biliv the prev thread of mine

I'm fed up with your lies duh! theirs no point of reading another again!

mizquote:


I don't like dah kinda party

why don't you use the MB you are exhausting now to download a porn0 insead?

You can go and peep via window or better still burst in and join them for a party

End time thread


Aidonbiliv your story sha

Not another mrsphyno thread again

Jolllyjoy:
Figure 8 is the best.

Perfect for doggy style

IamLEGEND1:
see dem delectabulgeh ,duréntt,I hear dem don extradite oníla sef.

who knows? did America started deporting too

HalimaSadiya:
Lol ! Wallahi

amma ke kina abuja ai? right?

HalimaSadiya:
dan allah why that face

everyone hate school! takura ne kawai ai