MrsPhyno:

No difference between hot chocolate and pap..... I'm shedding tears o I like akara but no akamu. Just akara with WATER.
I don't like things with that kind of consistency

But your hubby like Akamu , akara and bread

MrsPhyno:

Yes I should be prostrating to greet u I hate pap, its too wet and thick and yuck

You don't have to prostrate to me I'm not old at all! Just pulling your leg and hot chocolate too is thick too and you do probably take it so i no difference between it and Pap....... Just only the colour and ingredient one is made from cocoa and the other from wheat! Akamu is even more cheaper sef just keep calm and drink Akamu with akara! its the best

MrsPhyno:
Juice is bad for ur teeth

indomie generation so na like this how i old pass you during our time na only pap we take and nohing more

Good olden days indeed mrsphyno muchas gracias and merry christmas too


No forget my christmas chicken please send it to me via DHL

Iamlegend1 wollah you must give me meat too

MuhdG:

Hehe. Don't worry man, its just for a short while.

Remember... u must suffer before u enjoy

in this case you might likely die walahi baka kai labari ba

MuhdG:

Wlh fa. No mind d yeye people.
Son kudi ya musu yawa

walahi yanzu naje atm! da kyar first bank yaban 25k! we are dead

MuhdG:

Hmm. Wen dollar was 163 our tuition was about 500+ n now its almost double that amnt.

Popc sef don dey complain

he have more than enough reason to complain now and i heard accomodation at your side there is d@mned expensive

MuhdG:

Eh, zaka iya basu naira or zaka iya internet transfer. If u have the dollars also, the will accept.

oh! zan duba! amma kanaga internet transfer din ana iya turowa foreign account

MuhdG:

This is the worst!!!

and this dollar isn't helping matters you cant imagine your tuition fee now! try and calculate it

MuhdG:

Lol. We don't use atms

We just transfer in naira to 'mai chanji' and he gives us the equivalent.

oh su ta yaya sukeyi tou suna ansan naira anan ne! kagapa ko dollar din zaka siya tsada ne da ita

Muhdg make i ask you please

AbuMaryam1:
The policy will force us by made in Nigeria products, only gullible and corrupted minds are making noise. Becareful I stay abroad and I'm happy with this.

happy as in how? are you working there or studying wallahil azeem this is a big problem! how is someone going to settle his school tuitions, accommodation and other expenses??

YourMain:
Going commando is actually the best thing... I won't even lie..

Doubting her love because she prefers not wearing underwear. lol.

MrsPhyno:

/smiles in silent agreement/

STFUareyouGod:
2016 is around the corner, hustle for Brain. You shouldnt cross over to 2016 as dumb as you are this 2015

too wicked

Aminat508:
Happy Birthday babe

She's my second wife boo! isn't she nice?

nairamaverick:
Who cares about Jeremiah and his pants? Who is the lady Abeg?

seriously this post gat me roflmao

Strahovski:
I'll Kill 150 People..

Rape The First Lady
Edit: I will also rape Genevieve-nnaji and Linda ikeja

Disobey Traffic

Drive Stolen Vehicle

Rob A Bank...

Run With My Loot before the 12 hours expires...

#CriminalMind

Lol guy you no well

HalimaSadiya:
Lool ! yakake ?

Alhamduillah! ya kano da school?

HalimaSadiya:
Male : Hausa/Fulani
Female : Hausa/Fulani

Lol see san kai

MrCork:



...rokiatu marryed one taxi driver from lagos...his name is felix!

Vorp:
rr
Slippers sef dey talk, infact your chest be like shoe sole..

lirusehn:

AmALilgodSoDontQuoteMe:

A sincere Nigerian. Plz ladies y'all gotta stop

ChappyChase:

Your head don dey big nau bah? Cause the op hail your tribe?

Nah nah nah! not at all is just the "yam bow leg" part that cracked me up

anonym0us:
Fulani girls are tall not like igbo girls and Yoruba girls wey short with legendary bow yam legs

Lucialovely:
OK the guy no sabi read so na pictures he dey watch

This man is the former governor of CBN! You must be Ngozi okwonjo's daughter

destino24:


You just had to quote me booking space, huh?

yeah! just wanna burst your balls

destino24:
F

I'm happy for you congrats

Nubian113:


Lol! No, I wasn't voting you, I was saying hello... Lol where's orijin hiding? I'm #TeamMrCock

Oh my thought exactly orijin deactivated since without notifying anyone! mrcork is funny sha so i guess i will nominate him too but hope you people are going to award a price to the winner something more like range rover 2015 evogue 2013 is outdated now

Nubian113:


wrong number

I dont think i'm that humorous enough to be here! The likes of orijin101 and mrcork are legendaries

Nubian113:
Fulaboy

for real

hadizadeezy:
LOL! taimako ne ai

hannysmilez and missspicy suna buqatar taimakonki acan feminist thread not here