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General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by kidgod: 8:06am On Dec 12, 2015
A plane was about to crash and there
were only four
parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there
were five
passengers in it .The first passenger was
Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best
footballer, I cant
die now". So he took one parachute and
jumped out
of the plane. The second passenger was
Aliko Dangote and he said "I'm the richest man
in Africa
and I'm too young to die". So he took the
second
parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger was General Buhari and. he
said: " I'm
the person with the highest integrity in
Nigeria and my people still need me". So he took one and
jumped
out of the plane.Then the remaining two
passengers
left were Pope Francis and a little school
girl.The Pope said to the little girl "take the last
parachute,
I'll sacrifice my life for you".The little girl
replied "No
need for that. There are two parachutes
left".The Pope asked "How come?"The little girl
replied;
"General Buhari took my school Bag instead of a
Parachute"


Kidgod

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Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by INTROVERT(f): 8:08am On Dec 12, 2015
thrash crap nonsense

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Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by agarawu23(m): 8:10am On Dec 12, 2015
sad angry angry

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Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by kidgod: 8:13am On Dec 12, 2015
INTROVERT:
thrash crap nonsense
Thrash, crap, nonesense... They all mean the same thing. Which one u wan use

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Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by Nobody: 8:15am On Dec 12, 2015
M.U.M.U

OP,

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Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by daveyjay(m): 8:15am On Dec 12, 2015
STALE joke, this thread came about as a result of joblessness

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Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:22am On Dec 12, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I love it

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Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by Kemy11(m): 8:30am On Dec 12, 2015
Kikikikikikiki.

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Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by adamumansurzang(m): 8:36am On Dec 12, 2015
ojukwu is also a dullard of Biafra he died and buried like a rabid dog

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Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by ademega(m): 8:39am On Dec 12, 2015
one of the reasons why kanu will die in prison and many biafrud will still die in the course of protest
Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by kidgod: 9:25am On Dec 12, 2015
daveyjay:
STALE joke, this thread came about as a result of joblessness

U wan dey form baddo abi. Swear u did not laugh


Kidgod

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Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by kidgod: 9:34am On Dec 12, 2015
ademega:
one of the reasons why kanu will die in prison and many biafrud will still die in the course of protest

What now concern me with Nnamdi Kanu. His he my ancestor. Or u tink everyone dat says daura dullar.d here is from Biafra.

If u no get sense of humor at least u go let others wey get comment first. Mtcheew.

Infact, Mtchhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!


Kidgod

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Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by drey076(m): 9:36am On Dec 12, 2015
Nonsense, seun can you create children section for someone like Op?
Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by slimfit1(m): 9:37am On Dec 12, 2015
I hope the joke put food on your table sha ira nu
Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by KevinBrown: 9:53am On Dec 12, 2015
kidgod:
A plane was about to crash and there
were only four
parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there
were five
passengers in it .The first passenger was
Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best
footballer, I cant
die now". So he took one parachute and
jumped out
of the plane. The second passenger was
Aliko Dangote and he said "I'm the richest man
in Africa
and I'm too young to die". So he took the
second
parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger was General Buhari and. he
said: " I'm
the person with the highest integrity in
Nigeria and my people still need me". So he took one and
jumped
out of the plane.Then the remaining two
passengers
left were Pope Francis and a little school
girl.The Pope said to the little girl "take the last
parachute,
I'll sacrifice my life for you".The little girl
replied "No
need for that. There are two parachutes
left".The Pope asked "How come?"The little girl
replied;
"General Buhari took my school Bag instead of a
Parachute"


Kidgod


Modified: is this bot mad? I said dullar.d how dare u change it to president. Like I don't know what I'm saying?

I beg no kill me with laugh o.

But on a serious note, ur father is a dullad, and u are a disgrace to his sperm

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Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by Funke4Jesuss(f): 10:00am On Dec 12, 2015
kidgod:
A plane was about to crash and there
were only four
parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there
were five
passengers in it .The first passenger was
Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best
footballer, I cant
die now". So he took one parachute and
jumped out
of the plane. The second passenger was
Aliko Dangote and he said "I'm the richest man
in Africa
and I'm too young to die". So he took the
second
parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger was General Buhari and. he
said: " I'm
the person with the highest integrity in
Nigeria and my people still need me". So he took one and
jumped
out of the plane.Then the remaining two
passengers
left were Pope Francis and a little school
girl.The Pope said to the little girl "take the last
parachute,
I'll sacrifice my life for you".The little girl
replied "No
need for that. There are two parachutes
left".The Pope asked "How come?"The little girl
replied;
"General Buhari took my school Bag instead of a
Parachute"


Kidgod


Modified: is this bot mad? I said dullar.d how dare u change it to president. Like I don't know what I'm saying?

Its actually funny. But we are in the end time. Do u want to be caught in this state of life when the trumpet blows?

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Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by FrontPageBoy: 10:08am On Dec 12, 2015
Joblessness at its peak
Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by FrontPageBoy: 10:11am On Dec 12, 2015
Funke4Jesuss:


Its actually funny. But we are in the end time. Do u want to be caught in this state of life when the trumpet blows?

End time funke, pls calm down. There is no trumpet

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Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by kidgod: 10:14am On Dec 12, 2015
FrontPageBoy:
Joblessness at its peak
Hmm
Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by ilulon(m): 10:27am On Dec 12, 2015
Cc: lalasticlacla

Did I get it right?

Or : lalasticalala

Or: lalatiscalala

Or: lalasticlala

Or: laclasticlala

Or: lalastilala

Or: laslasticlala

Or: laslasticlacla

One of it should be right. Whichever one, frontpage is request is being made. Kindly honor d request as a gentleman

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Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by gabylzy(m): 10:40am On Dec 12, 2015
if yu knw yu didnt laff jst drop a like....
Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by ikombe: 10:49am On Dec 12, 2015
gabylzy:
if yu knw yu didnt laff jst drop a like....
la drop la bend undecided
Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by gabylzy(m): 10:50am On Dec 12, 2015
ikombe:
la drop la bend undecided
amen 2 dat broda

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Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by Nobody: 11:10am On Dec 12, 2015
adamumansurzang:
ojukwu is also a dullard of Biafra he died and buried like a rabid dog
uwarka karuwa the op na igbo ne?

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Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by daveyjay(m): 3:59pm On Dec 12, 2015
kidgod:


U wan dey form baddo abi. Swear u did not laugh


Kidgod


If I tried laffinq, my lips would break due to harmattan effect, besides I've read this before
Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by kidgod: 8:36pm On May 02, 2016
kidgod:
A plane was about to crash and there
were only four
parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there
were five
passengers in it .The first passenger was
Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best
footballer, I cant
die now". So he took one parachute and
jumped out
of the plane. The second passenger was
Aliko Dangote and he said "I'm the richest man
in Africa
and I'm too young to die". So he took the
second
parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger was General Buhari and. he
said: " I'm
the person with the highest integrity in
Nigeria and my people still need me". So he took one and
jumped
out of the plane.Then the remaining two
passengers
left were Pope Francis and a little school
girl.The Pope said to the little girl "take the last
parachute,
I'll sacrifice my life for you".The little girl
replied "No
need for that. There are two parachutes
left".The Pope asked "How come?"The little girl
replied;
"General Buhari took my school Bag instead of a
Parachute"


Kidgod

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Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by BeardedMeat(m): 8:52pm On May 02, 2016
grin grin grin grin grin

Lala pls summon this thread to the fp so that Nigerians can laugh and forget about their sorrows!

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Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by Goddex: 8:52pm On May 02, 2016
OP, lol
Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by Pidggin(f): 8:57pm On May 02, 2016
kidgod:
A plane was about to crash and there
were only four
parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there
were five
passengers in it .The first passenger was
Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best
footballer, I cant
die now". So he took one parachute and
jumped out
of the plane. The second passenger was
Aliko Dangote and he said "I'm the richest man
in Africa
and I'm too young to die". So he took the
second
parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger was General Buhari and. he
said: " I'm
the person with the highest integrity in
Nigeria and my people still need me". So he took one and
jumped
out of the plane.Then the remaining two
passengers
left were Pope Francis and a little school
girl.The Pope said to the little girl "take the last
parachute,
I'll sacrifice my life for you".The little girl
replied "No
need for that. There are two parachutes
left".The Pope asked "How come?"The little girl
replied;
"General Buhari took my school Bag instead of a
Parachute"


Kidgod


Kikikiki

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Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by belente(m): 9:12pm On May 02, 2016
A beg op no kill me with laugh
Re: General Buhari Is A Daura Dullar.d [See Proof] by idensko(m): 9:23pm On May 02, 2016
@ OP U funny die.

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