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Education / Re: The Most Developed Countries In Africa by FunkyMetahuman: 7:55am On Apr 27, 2018
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Romance / Re: Girl Replies A Guy On Facebook After 5 Years After She Saw A Pic Of Him In US by FunkyMetahuman: 9:57pm On Sep 14, 2017
Larryfest:

Lol i sabi am wella.... Na annoyance i go take do the work sef.
lol
You will do it half assed


That's the way of the shinobi ninjas cheesy
Sports / Re: Nigerian Boxer, Anthony Joshua Speaks Yoruba And States His Best Food (video) by FunkyMetahuman: 12:52am On May 01, 2017
baddosky1:


It takes a ba***rd to know another. Id**t!
k

E sha pain you cheesy

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Sports / Re: Nigerian Boxer, Anthony Joshua Speaks Yoruba And States His Best Food (video) by FunkyMetahuman: 12:28am On May 01, 2017
amaridigital:
Some are only proud to be called Jews but even though the Afonjas are originally from Saudi Arabia, they are too proud of their African heritage to be shouting Saudis Saudis. The Afonja kingdom cut accriss West Africa and even in South America you can find the tribe. Just like June 12 issue, the day the Afonja people decides to leave Naija, oh God, nothing can stop them. Afonja won't fight a hopeless war. For now, ride on Josh.
oga ade stop talking nonsense.
Farabale ma lo gba ese to gbe maalu subu.

Yorubas didn't come from saudi.

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Sports / Re: Nigerian Boxer, Anthony Joshua Speaks Yoruba And States His Best Food (video) by FunkyMetahuman: 10:46pm On Apr 30, 2017
Prettiepearlz:
I just know we won't rest with this Anthony Joshua's case. For the next one week, his topic would be on front-page. I won't be surprised if it gets to front-page even when he goes to his toilet to poo. That's why front-page topics usually follow the same pattern. What's the big deal if a boy with Nigerian descent can speak his language? Hian!
the big deal is, he is now world heavy weight champion. Only very few have that privilege and not all these nonsense bbn stories we have been bombarded in the past few months.

This one is actually worth it.

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman Poses Enroute To South Africa 'For Help From Above 2017'(Pics) by FunkyMetahuman: 10:40pm On Apr 30, 2017
AntiIPOOP:
grin grin
lol
You no go let this man rest with this meme
To think I created it grin

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Sports / Re: Nigerian Boxer, Anthony Joshua Speaks Yoruba And States His Best Food (video) by FunkyMetahuman: 10:37pm On Apr 30, 2017
Luvdk:
Ds one nowhere resemble Yoruba guys atol Am not kidding :/
Take Tinubu n Obasonjo for instance
or ojukwu

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Sports / Re: Nigerian Boxer, Anthony Joshua Speaks Yoruba And States His Best Food (video) by FunkyMetahuman: 10:30pm On Apr 30, 2017
Opakan2:
we yorubas dey sabi fight boxing sha.. you go dey hear slangs like 'fo lenu', 'ba oju e je' etc.

omo yiibos will say it's owomi da grin

make dem pair me with one of these NL Igbos.. kin fese ba ti e je

This has go to be the funniest sheit I have read on nairaland this month.

Got me lol for real

O fe fi ese fo atari pelebe

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Politics / Re: Why Has Buhari Not Congratulated Anthony Joshua? by FunkyMetahuman: 10:14pm On Apr 30, 2017
deedeedee1:
Everything about the guy is as a result of the British people. If the British people had rejected him the way Nigeria did, he would not have been where he is today. The people that witnessed the fight yesterday were British!!!! Why are Nigerians now claiming him? Why not build and support your home boxers to be like him instead a claiming a guy elevated by the British? Big shame!!!
lofty900:
he has roots in Nigeria and the only reason he's representing Britain is because Nigeria rejected him
where una dey hear this mumu "nigeria rejected him" self?
Politics / Re: IPOB Names Fayose Biafra Governor by FunkyMetahuman: 10:03pm On Apr 30, 2017
joseo:
I wonder why this IPOB wil not learn from history, abi what Awolowo did to them have been forgotten.....well to me Fayose is only another Politician
and what did awolowo do?
Did awolowo have any agreement with ibos or what exactly?
Politics / Re: A Must Read For The Yoruba's And Igbo's by FunkyMetahuman: 10:00pm On Apr 30, 2017
Southern unity my black yansh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 30th April 2017 by FunkyMetahuman: 6:03pm On Apr 30, 2017
I smell red
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 30th April 2017 by FunkyMetahuman: 5:49pm On Apr 30, 2017
mukina2:
smdh
2 -0
angry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by FunkyMetahuman: 5:48pm On Apr 30, 2017
Arsenal the mumu team

They should not be allowed in the champions league even if they qualify

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by FunkyMetahuman: 4:33pm On Apr 30, 2017
Now Let's see lukaku's record against big premier league teams this season.

Against chelsea Home and away = 0 goals
Against man utd Home and away = 0 goals
Against mancity Home and away = 2 goals
Against liverpool Home and away = 0 goals
Against tottenham Home and away = 1 goal
Against arsenal Home and away = 0 goals


Do we really need this guy in chelsea for such huge amount?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 30th April 2017 by FunkyMetahuman: 4:10pm On Apr 30, 2017
We only need draw soup from arsenal
They should not disappoint
Career / Re: Mortuary Attendant Takes Selfie With Corpses In enugu (Photos) by FunkyMetahuman: 3:56pm On Apr 30, 2017
AreaFada2:


They all know people work in mortuaries and they do not go about calling all of them freaks.

Working hard & diligently includes obeying the rules and code of conduct of the the job. Not mutually exclusive. I'm sure there are other equally industrious people doing that job while respecting the rules.

His attitude should rightly irk people.
read all the comments before mine
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by FunkyMetahuman: 3:55pm On Apr 30, 2017
First clean sheet in like 12 games now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by FunkyMetahuman: 3:51pm On Apr 30, 2017
You just can't take away those awesome paasses from fabrepass.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On 30th April 2017 by FunkyMetahuman: 3:49pm On Apr 30, 2017
Goalll
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by FunkyMetahuman: 3:44pm On Apr 30, 2017
Chelsea has won the title abeg.
New champion
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by FunkyMetahuman: 2:48pm On Apr 30, 2017
And someone is telling me that chelsea should pay huge pounds for this costa in black colour grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by FunkyMetahuman: 2:39pm On Apr 30, 2017
Chelsea not been able to string. Decent passes upfront should worry conte o
Is it because of fabreagas?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by FunkyMetahuman: 2:37pm On Apr 30, 2017
Lol lukaku
Smh
Career / Re: Mortuary Attendant Takes Selfie With Corpses In enugu (Photos) by FunkyMetahuman: 12:25pm On Apr 30, 2017
AreaFada2:

Dude, there is something called ethics, respecting dignity/privacy of others and code of conduct.

Would you like pics of your loved ones plastered all over the internet? shocked shocked

It's a pity how poor the standard of everything is in Nigeria.

Very disappointing.

Corpses should be kept in refrigerated drawers long term. And a separate section for infected (HIV, MRSA, etc) bodies.
I wasn't talking from privacy angle.

The message is for those who are trying to make the guy look like a freak because he works in a mortuary.

Read and comprehend bro.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Swansea City (1 - 1) On 30th April 2016 by FunkyMetahuman: 12:21pm On Apr 30, 2017
Swansea wan kill manyoo grin
Is it becos pogbad is not playing?
Career / Re: Mortuary Attendant Takes Selfie With Corpses In enugu (Photos) by FunkyMetahuman: 11:14am On Apr 30, 2017
Kini big deal?
He is proud of what he does for a living. Its better armed robbery.


It's a dirty but somebody gotta do it.

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Politics / Re: The Nnamdi Kanu Conspiracy: How APC Intends To Rule Nigeria For Another 4 Years by FunkyMetahuman: 10:07am On Apr 30, 2017
BeardedMeat:
Lick Buharys dead butts?? cheesy pls tell us another story.
yes
His "dead" bonny butt.
Politics / Re: The Nnamdi Kanu Conspiracy: How APC Intends To Rule Nigeria For Another 4 Years by FunkyMetahuman: 1:53am On Apr 30, 2017
paramakina202:

That was two years ago,I doubt Buhari will go for second term( because he just can't) ,another person will take his place in 2019.
and who will that be?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by FunkyMetahuman: 1:27am On Apr 30, 2017
Nihilist:


That uppercut that rocked Klitschko had me jumping about like a madman. What a shot. What a mortal blow.

AJ is spoiling his hard work with his stupid soppy speech though. angry

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