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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 9:56am On Nov 20, 2017
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cstr1000:
After I pummeled you and your fellow manure scum on the useless Lukaku hype, anything would do for you to take a cheap shot.

Anu mpama.
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I know the way L's can pain some of you here so I feel your pain! Now _bitch dab the _fuck on.....

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 9:46am On Nov 20, 2017
elrony:
Smh!!!... You played yourself..
The piglet has realized his folly and started backtracking...he probably thought he was discussing soccer around his usual gathering of igbo puffing, tombo drinking mama put dwelling fellow analysts....all these complete sports alumni members wey dey form true blue sef! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m):
cstr1000:
How do you cure your foolishness?
I'm sure the letters in your name stands for c ognitive _s tupidity t otal _r etard 1000


Look at this utter waste of space with a malignant tumor forming in that bowl of rotten pap he refers to as a brain asking your mental god about foolishness! My friend dab out of my mentions with your _stupidity....its amazing how you are still alive sef! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 9:36am On Nov 20, 2017
cstr1000:
Coming a manure fan who thinks Lukaku is the footbaliing equivalent of Morata.
No lukaku is the foot balling coefficient of morata sef? Stop trying to wriggle out of your supernatural display of duncery and answer elrony's question!

How do you include a buy back clause with a player on loan? ....ogogoro analyst!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 9:31am On Nov 20, 2017
elrony:
Buy-back clause in a loan deal?

Diggz and Skimpledawg, who is this guy sef? angry
You don forget say na mostly footballing idiots full this zanga? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 9:18am On Nov 20, 2017
lekkie073:
the only difference between elampiro and raum is d club each supports.aside that, they r twins mentally .
This is the absolute truth....they both have degrees in senseless amalanomics and take being wrong when discussing football as some sort of death sentence! I can't believe what I'm reading.... Tufiakwa
Politics › Re: Why We Couldn’t Implement 2014 Confab Report – Jonathan by funlord(m): 9:01am On Nov 20, 2017
This one is always giving excuses for failure?
Politics › Re: Why Nigerian Fulani Won’t Accept Ranching — Miyetti-alla by funlord(m): 8:53am On Nov 20, 2017
Then "ranch" in your territories where you chaps and your cattle can feel safe.....after all grass grows everywhere!
Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: Best Dressed Vs Worst Dressed, Ebuka Vs Mastercraft by funlord(m): 9:25pm On Nov 19, 2017
Apprentice kraft should have stayed at home!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Robert Mugabe Steps Down In Tears After 37 Years As President by funlord(m): 9:19pm On Nov 19, 2017
He should _fuck off already! Good riddance to bad and old rubbish!
Crime › Re: Policeman Attempts To Commit Suicide In Taraba (Photos) by funlord(m): 5:06pm On Nov 19, 2017
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AfonjaSlayer:
Welcome to the ZOO
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Crime › Re: Policeman Attempts To Commit Suicide In Taraba (Photos) by funlord(m): 5:03pm On Nov 19, 2017
Abi the egunje been no reach am? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 3:20pm On Nov 19, 2017
I will never understand why some of these clowns need to tell bare faced lies in order not to seem infallible? Just like high school kids!

Smh!
Celebrities › Re: Maid Of Honour:venus Williams Was A Stunning Bridesmaid At Serena Williams' Wedd by funlord(m): 2:46pm On Nov 19, 2017
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Ejaculate:
the both of you got bloodshot red eyes, phools! that's why it fails or do I look like play mate? Sing along as you disappear from my mention " money can't buy beauty..."
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Shut up your filthy mouth you pained illiterate savage cretin and go and pick up a comprehension textbook in order to protect nairalanders from your written AIDS english in the future! Olodo rabata!

grin
Romance › Re: Meet Nigerian Guy Who Works For Pornhub & Makes A Whopping N14.1million Monthly by funlord(m): 2:27pm On Nov 19, 2017
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Drinokrane:
This Nigerian Guy Named Dion Johnson just posted the cheque he got from Prnhub a whopping 38,987 Dollars A Whopping 14,111,122 Naira (N14.1Million), and the internet has gone crazy, the post currently has over 21,594 Shares, 4,200 Likes and 2,000 comments went many people begging him to put them inside the p0rn business.

He Captioned the post;
"PornHub know good and well they ass owe me $44,000 but I’ll take the $38k for now lol… i’m about go deposit this right quick
"

All Also had this message for Ladies;
"I pray that in 2018 all females stop f**king for FREE and start charging a hefty FEE
"

http://www.torimill.com/2017/11/meet-nigerian-guy-who-works-for-p0rnhub.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique
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Easy with the fake _shit next time......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 12:35pm On Nov 19, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26COFBRANEA


Respect the architects: Cole & Yorke!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 10:48am On Nov 19, 2017
The player next to pogba as regards talent and quality of play and passes at man united is actually angel gomes...An 18 year old playmaker in the reserves and current young player of the year!

I really don't know why he can't allowed to be in and around the 1st team at this point in time because at the level he is playing now he is going to be even better than Mata and Miki if given a chance in the hole! Strong, quick and fearless I can only imagine how much better his link up play would be with more seasoned strikers if he is currently making our reserve strikers look a lot better than they actually are!

Messi, ronaldinho, ronaldo, aguero, beckham, Rio, rooney,giggs, scholes? All these guys were allowed to penetrate the senior squads at 18 so I wonder what jose is afraid of! Take a risk on a gem man....
Celebrities › Re: Beyoncé Shares Hot Sexy Photos Of Herself From Serena Williams' Wedding by funlord(m): 10:35am On Nov 19, 2017
Jay Z dey penetrate better thing! wink
Celebrities › Re: Bo.obs And Bum: Abuja Big Girl Shares Raunchy Top.less Photos On Social Media by funlord(m): 10:28am On Nov 19, 2017
Mgbeke.com

huh
Celebrities › Re: Maid Of Honour:venus Williams Was A Stunning Bridesmaid At Serena Williams' Wedd by funlord(m): 10:24am On Nov 19, 2017
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Ejaculate:
damn! these are so ugly! my dick can't lift an inch seeing you. wonder how that white man did it. mean he can also do it with an ape. reasons why [/s]aids came to man in the first place
Mumu post! grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 8:28am On Nov 19, 2017
See as them dey bash person skull like say na fuji drum..... cheesy
Politics › Re: Tony Momoh Lists Nnamdi Kanu’s Failures by funlord(m): 8:06am On Nov 19, 2017
newpark:
“Do you know if there is any person who must fight to keep Nigeria one, it’s Igbo.



“And Nigerians know the worth of the Igbo. The Northerners are feeding Nigeria. More than 75 per cent of the protein need of Nigeria comes from the North. The Yoruba are the corporate leaders in Nigeria. All these things are division of labour.

“Most of the accountants in federal service come from the South-west. The money is handled by the South-west. The commerce is handled by the South-east. The growing of food is handled by the North generally.



“More than 50 per cent of houses in Abuja here belong to Igbo. In Kaduna, major investments belong to Igbo. There was no responsible Igbo man who supported what IPOB was doing.
Yet some _stupid and jobless riff raffs led by one savage aba made jewish _dunce could not stop to think for a moment about scenarios and valid points such as this? Pathetic!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 7:22am On Nov 19, 2017
"This feels special. Different day, same quality. I’m not worried at all – I train hard, sacrifice a lot. I play in my head, my knee just needs to follow.

Was I worried about returning? No. Lions don’t recover like humans.”



Zlatan............BT sport
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 6:48am On Nov 19, 2017
CapitalCee:
Excuses Excuses Excuses.
How many goals do they have?
The last time their team played? Are you for real? So because Dele Alli's team beat Real Madrid at home, then Dele has more ceiling according to you than Modric.
And Martial by winning the United game, against Spurs he plays more than Harry Kane. I also think Sam Vokes is better than Morata since he scored as Burnley trashed Chelsea at Stamford bridge ekwa. And Aaron Mooy of Huddersfield has a higher ceiling than Matic since Huddersfield beat man u. I can go on and on.
You have been waiting for an opportunity to mock the guy despite his fine form until you won 1-0 at home, something Huddersfield also did.
Both guys have had fantastic starts together with other new guys like sallah and lacazette no need to be denigrating a player because he is not your player. Everybody here including united fans has agreed that Lindelof has been shit, but Lukaku? No he is a fantastic player. And Morata is not better than him or have a ceiling higher than him. If you want to hail your player hail him without bringing Lukaku into it, if not it will show insecurity on your side. Behave yourself
See merciless schooling....morata has been better but his "betterness" has not been able to help them overhaul the supposed poorer guys team on the table or he surpass the poorer guys goal haul! Ogogoro sippers logic at its finest..... grin
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m):
So your marriage ended because you were discovered to be a thief? Well at least the wife get sense! Bastard!
grin

https://m.facebook.com/newton.fopd
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 7:44pm On Nov 18, 2017
Pogba the boss! Na thunder go fire any pogba hater mouth for this thread going forward!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 7:36pm On Nov 18, 2017
A40:
The annoying part is he would start telling stories about how he played as a striker in Ebiede FC or at Tolu/Maracana etc, how anybody would miss Morata's quality and try to disguise themselves as a knowledgeable pundit beats me.
grin grin grin
Fraudmark? Legendary impotent striker!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 7:28pm On Nov 18, 2017
Pogba master class in progress.....shaky defensive performances from the 2 comedians in the center so far though....2nd half overload required! Let's go there.... cool
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 2:36pm On Nov 18, 2017
opeyemi100:
Bros wht the meaning of this one, did u say I will not pay you thanks for the msg and mails I saw everything. Because of 9750 you want to kill me with msg after i told you what d problem is don't worry just give me 30m-1hr you will receive alert of your 30$ and 9750 Together happy nowhuhhuh
So how come you don't have the N9,750 to pay him? You made this acting big man post by 1:22pm so how come by 2:30pm you still have not paid? Is that not more than an hour? You better park this your senseless debtors pride in one place and do the right thing!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 1:58pm On Nov 18, 2017
Men this north london derby is boring oh? Even the beer is not working.... angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 1:23pm On Nov 18, 2017
Nihilist:
My brother you got it.

There is absolutely no incentive to be honest in Nigeria.

Behind every great Nigerian fortune, is a great crime...
Damn straight....that was why the other day I reminded chic 2 _pimp to make use of that TY danjuma connect he got from his kids in the creche in london! That nigga just needs to come and sit his ass down in abuja for a year, apply himself and follow the families lead and he would be smiling all the way to the bank!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m):
dopeJemi:
I am perhaps of the opinion that it is illegal to be legal in an illegal society. so here is my question.. will you join the corruption/dishonesty trend if your life depends on it??


funlord and those I am forgetting to mention, I really need your opinion on this
In a society like nigeria where illegality assists you in rising to the top and where there is a conscious effort by the states institutions to frustrate and curb the enthusiasm of anyone that tries to do what is right? Then I don't really blame any man/woman who feels they have to make that sacrifice in order to make ends meet.

I worked with INEC for 5 good years before I bounced back into the loving arms of the streets, that is an institution that is supposed to be the bastion of good democratic values that should help enshrine our democracy but guess what I found...that joint was just a cesspit of corruption, nepotism, mediocrity and malaise! Even before elections we were compromised by our bosses...any pro active ideas I tried to introduce to oga was shot down as long as it did not make pepper..illiterates were hired in different offices based on being from the department heads village or religious background...promotions were held back to deserving officers just because one metuselah did not want the promotions to send him into involuntary retirement as he was not done looting! Politicians opinions carried more weight than highly educated staff of the organization! So what do you expect a young fiery nigga like myself to do in such an environment?

Well I made a decision and became a lightning rod in my department...queries and disciplinary issues arose but I was too competent and good at achieving the aims of the ogas and their political homies so I was always protected and well renumerated! I built up my network and political contacts for a rainy day and when the time was right I bounced because some key allies had moved into politically sweet positions....that was my plan and it paid off! Nigeria's institutions are rotten to the core...ALL OF THEM! These same factors are prevalent in every sector of this nation! The kids and relatives of some of these illegal hustlers are richer than some local governments these are all benefits of their parents decisions to join the illegal lifestyle that naija promotes!


I have a 23 year old governors daughter schooling in the US that I sell $10k per week for on this very forum...Calculate how much naira I pay into her account every week! Could she have been able to afford that if her dad or mum had decided to remain on basic salary or pension for 35 years? There is a reason why they kill and destroy to access power in abuja...6 months in some positions can ensure you never have to work again! That's the way it is over HERE! As long as you don't kill, sell crack or commit armed robbery you will always be protected by the nigerian state even if you do! It's sad but I would advice that even if you have a small but productive business in this country you won't blow until you receive patronage from the illegal cabal! That's when you can start hustling the big jobs or companies! As for me my machievelian background ensures I'm always calculating my next move and protecting myself with secrets and loyalty! If I had remained abroad I would have been a straight arrow working my 9 to 5 and living decent because that is what a progressive society offers you but naija is the polar opposite! It is what it is but being broke is childish so I've made my own decision and I'm sticking with it till the grave...to each his own! 50 cent was right after all...get rich or.........

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