₦airaland Forum

Horlami3370:
Do you buy every time, my trade with 3RNEST was not that favourable, so i can just message you next time i have BTC available ?

Hian!

snowstormm:
omo..people no dey rate Barca again o.....I think only Madrid is better than Barca And PSG also has the potential but that is if they click together

Barcas fear factor is gone that's why? Their key men are all on the wane with the exception of messi! Neymar leaving was a nasty uppercut? Dembele has a lot to deal with as regards to settling in the team? Iniesta seems done? Rakitic seems to feel he gets no respect? Sergio Roberto flopped? The fans have turned against the president of the club! Other teams are loading on their shaky defence week in week out? Suarez seems to be thinking of neymars bank balance? Messi does not want to sign a new contract that has been in his parlor since last year? Coach is still suffering from tactical confusion while navigating locker room politics and beef?


On their day barca will still mix it up with the best of us....but this current disjointed team awash with issues is not winning the champions league!

United have poached talented scout piotr sadowski from lech poznan to start handling our scouting network throughout central europe.....neymar and dembele don spoil show for tier one clubs so time to start shopping in the bargain basement! Nice one jose!

spartacus11:
Funlord we get talk Oh, how often do u come to lag?

Once every 2 months but usually I and some of my 4 selected friends spend from the 5th to 20th of december in lekki/vi before going back to our families for Xmas! Just hala me on my number on this profile! No shaking

Skimpledawg:
Seconded


Funlord do u agree?

When me and nihilist made our bets last season nobody held our funds and he paid me quietly with nobody knowing until the day airmark joked about it! I have shown what I trade in weekly...people who have met and rolled with me on this forum are many! I don't need to be chaperoned by anybody and I have nada to prove! The day the draws are made for the semis? if chelsea is part of the 4 teams he should hit me up! But any night they exit the competition before the semis I would kindly remind our unknown oba about his commitments! He can as well dash you guys his $500 if they fail at the group stage! I don't need it! EOD!

Jaqenhghar:
See persin when dey talk. your indomie resemble wetin dem dey serve IDPs for Maiduguri

diggz:
Oh ok....mk I try tidy one or two things I suppose start up something in dat regard very soon. I go definitely let you know when I wan get into am for here sha.

I no go mind do both ways transaction as long as my capital dey secured first and profit dey reasonable, I no go mind.

Yes I saw you asking one chap about bdc the other day but you sabi say I dey like keep my biz yarns far from here so I no put mouth! Once you ready beep me! I go guide you to the heavy weights and help you avoid the sharks! No lele...

Bimffo:


He has changed his profile picture again.

Hmm...na the kid and play hair cut jibe pepper am like that? Meanwhile na 2 different people sef! Well done sir....

diggz:
What is the rate of failed transactions on nl compared to successful ones...do you have any idea?

Extremely rare! In fact none this year. I have a set up plus as you know g boys no dey use eye near my deals! Na bitcoin and paypal and all those yeye gift cards be their house!

diggz:
How una dey use run the exchange without issues....since both parties most likely won't see face to face for such transaction to happen?

who pays for? Take for example....,let's say someone needs xyz dolapo to settle bills in the US which I can provide, will the person credit my naira account first or I will need to credit him or her first to get my naira or vice versa?

What is the rate of failed transactions on nl compared to successful ones...do you have any idea?

In my case many of the dealers know me personally! We hang out in abuja, lag, Warri etc plus my crew in the u.s and europe is legit! We all use o.g bank records and even the u.s embassy staff and some yank NGO's do biz with me So me no get vetting issue! Usually some of them choose me specifically to use as escrow for those deals because all the main dollar crews done pass through me for abj and na only me dem dey trust to hold naira or dollar when story no go dey! After you show evidence of paying the dollaps/naira and the buyers/sellers peeps confirm they don see alert even if na 1am I go waya their cash to you! Sometimes drug crews and yahoo plus dey show to trade but that is risky for both the u.s or naija crews.....running is not an option! Some of these peeps no mind to booyaka the problem!

diggz:
@ funlord

How una dolapo bizness dey run for nl self? Sey people many wey dey look to convert naira to dolapo n vice versa?

Hmmm! Yes Bros...exactly! Although some need naira ( government officials or their kids trying to wash funds in yanks as per buhari dey peep) then some need dollars paid to their peeps in the u.s or other countries (either as school fees, rent etc) as a means to get around bank charges or merciless mallams rates! Some are peppered peeps just buying it all up for cheap! Every one comes with an angle!

Skimpledawg:
Mr Bling bling

Baba funlord, you have a mail



Work today go sweet o

Baba no vex! But kindly stop making it seem as if I am in a convo with that child that never goes out of his room! This is someone that has been disgraced on every single thread he has ever set foot on on nairaland but una go still dey try make the rhino looking boy relevant! Abeg I dey structure biz for background! No need for mentions involving an utter and complete fool! Thanks!

Nihilist:
Lol una suppose dey woju before accepting mythical dollars

Make I no yarn! You can see the oba already trying to initiate a rim bout so that e go cut out! A glance at his profile reveals a lot but I dey wait am till the day of the semi draws!

Joelfinest:
wasn't intending 2 respond to mentions till after 6pm but gat 2 respond to this..
Listen Oldman if u have a problem understanding simple Correct English then i say u have bigger problems understanding a bet, I'm offering u free moni if chelsea exit d group stage 2 help better ur wretched life..

Yawns! You really think I am about to bandy words with a novice like you? Try again son! So that you can use that as a premise to renege on the bet? For where? You were purchasing a waec scratch card as recently as 2015? You have been hunting for a 30k xiaomi 2nd hand phone since june? You don't even know about bank charges? But all of a sudden you are sharing $200 and $500 online? You dont even know where your life is going and you've already become a doormat? Are you sure your parents will borrow you 80k plus to pay funlord? Don't allow these niggas lead you to your doom!

Please only quote me on the day you need my account details or I need yours...in the meantime go and get a haircut and stop reminding people of kid and play or 1990! Lmfao....

Bimffo:
Actually he is not betting $500 with you.

He is offering you $500.

What the young man really needs is your attention! I need to see the blues in the semis! _fuck all his other offers!

Joelfinest:
Lol Mr, Lemme do a little explanation for u on how it goes, We fall of the group stage u get $500, we pass d group stage and don't get 2 d semis den u get $200.. Hope u get it nw?

Young man! Try your lame sense moves somewhere else! My wager with you was for the semis! What fool will bet against chelsea exiting at the group stage? With their easy group? If you can't afford it just humbly behave and cancel the bet it so that you won't be forced to deactivate later! Calculate those figures in the screen shots! Those nairalanders are not yet dead! Has anyone ever seen your own notes?


And in going forward! Do not in your life refer to me as a scammer! If you are trying to seek attention or gain relevance do it with someone else! A scammer does not trade freely, have all useless lie filled posts against him retracted or run millions of naira in escrow for the biggest deals on NL! Focus on your bet rather than on things you know Nothing about!

diggz:
Dude is offering to pay you extra 300 if we fail to get out of the group stage.

My point as you can see from airmurks original post was that this shekpe side cannot ever get to the semis talk less of winning the comp! He feels you all can and I agreed to his bet with a wager! You can see from my modified post that he agreed to this! I think it was early this morning he came with his group stage story! You can't counter bet against your original bet? That is for pansies!

It's impossible to try and outsmart me in cash magana! We also need to leave space for other punters who may want variations! Our original stake was $200! He and I confirmed it! EOD!

Bimffo:
$200

Cobhams, please screenshot and but the picture in your dropbox, and drop the link here.

Joel and Funlord, please you have to honour your deal.

This bolded figure was what I staked on! I don't know what kind of remix answer he gave on the next figure! He even acknowledged it below...

Joelfinest:
A bet must be honored...

Kindly remind your blue brother that the day chelsea exists the competition as long as it is before the semis that is the day I expect his cream to hit my account! No ifs,buts or maybes! No be only nihi like new sneakers!

Time wasters everywhere

BlueAngel444:
Like those special self qualified short cap di.ck heads here that won't let a player kick the ball in a game before they start vying for an invisible analyst of the year award. going against morata like they re god dat can c d future

Baseless exaggeration of people's fault yet a poor idea of d intricate diversity of every game. In simple terms, sadists when they don't get the players they want. I mean they should go buy their own freaking clubs and stop soft running one from the comforts of their cushion claiming football wisdom

Airmark? E be like say na you this egbon/ma (yet to be determined) dey try talk say deny am sleep oh!

Griffon:
Hello Funlord, you seem to have a parcel from a certain Mr Bleach.

Sorry sir! I don't attend to spam mails sent from an attention needy disgraced homosexual who sports a nose that looks like a recently used condom!

Try delivering the "dark and deficient" mail to "homoham" services! Your LGBT compliant competitors! They usually receive such parcels from cursed demons such as that full time _moron and part time gorilla!

Joelfinest:
$200 we get to the semis

Done! No backing out sir!

diggz:
Be specific man.... pounds or dolapo?

Can't you see N in front of the 10k?....when I warned you about the detriments of puffing kusher cane you were busy arguing now see ya life!

airmark:
Don't sleep on it, let's keep the fire burning. Middle finger to non-believers. Ucl 2017/2018.

N10k says you jokers don't even get to the semis!

http://www.football365.com/news/pogba-and-lukaku-top-the-list-of-uk-shirt-sellers




Always number 1 on every list! Too much sauce and too much juice...

donphilopus:
I don't understand why you guys like blabbing.

If you don't want him as your President, you can quietly retire him with your vote come 2019. I know you guys are only crying because you know your votes are immaterial in the scheme of things.

Well going by the name that their fraudulent abian jesu gave some of them (piglets) you should not be surprised to see them blab all day long! Naturally piglets are stubborn, grunty and blab a lot for no reason!

pamcode:
http://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/the-post-transfer-effect-on-a-footballer/1bo013unyyge31u7zvxnfvuuup

Good write up in my own opinion.

I concur.....Its something to think about as a supporter and a fellow being....but that cash suppose fit make person like me fit adjust even on Mars! Added to the experience of military school, boarding school plus the latter stint across oceans and quite far away from home!

It is only on NL whereby someone who lied about a fraudsters claims of getting scammed after he successfully scammed a group of traders? Still Supported the thief, backed him and refused to assist those looking for the thief till today? Would still come and be advising others on how to go about retrieving their own loss! Amazing!

DavidHume:
Funlord, e get as e be ooo with all ds accusations with your monicker everywhere following you popularity on thos thread. Redeem your image.

Mynd44! Take note!

Davidhume from the list of people you are following I can tell what your intentions are! I have never quoted you in my life so I really don't get your concern for my welfare! If you are not quoting me with figures starting from a $1000 to sell to me then kindly go and focus on something else! By the way my image is of the Ariel standard Hence why everybody that posts crap about me ends up erasing it with their own fingers!

spott:
Sold to funlord!

Yes boss! Sure trader right here!

spott:
$1,495 Payoneer available @ 345/$ for quick sale.

Pay first or come with your escrow simple.

Available on Whatsapp 07038111534 or check signature.

Second time!

No time!