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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 3:29pm On Jul 12, 2015
Truckpusher:
Hehe.....what I do my friend? grin
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Truckpusher:
Hehe.....what I do my friend? grin
Abeg who be dis "chibok boy" wey dey call tins 4 here?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 3:22pm On Jul 12, 2015
Sinnzu:
If you really think i gat time to read these gibberish you're spewing then you must be the winner of this years moronic contest.grin
grin
Sinnzu:
If you really think i gat time to read these gibberish you're spewing then you must be the winner of this years moronic contest.grin
Damn! Award winner?

Romance › Re: RE: 10 Types Of Men You Should Never Marry. by funlord(m): 2:53pm On Jul 12, 2015
khukhi:
okay you are very passionate that's for sure. Everyone else on the other hand may be aware that this is just a counter thread to a similar thread against in the romance section and may i point out that it's meant to be light humour for those who get that ofcourse. No offence funlord.
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khukhi:
okay you are very passionate that's for sure. Everyone else on the other hand may be aware that this is just a counter thread to a similar thread against in the romance section and may i point out that it's meant to be light humour for those who get that ofcourse. No offence funlord.
No shaking my dear! I gat U! May the force be with you!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 2:50pm On Jul 12, 2015
Claroo:
Bye RVP
grin
Claroo:
Bye RVP
Chooi! How the mighty have fallen? Enjoy your hat tricks against katumorspor or whatever the _fuck you jam in turkey tho! Thanks 4 the 20th sha!!!
Politics › Re: 100 Delegates To Accompany Buhari To US by funlord(m): 2:43pm On Jul 12, 2015
grin

Its a reasonable and affordable number since it would include the diplomats, security teams and personal aides! Unlike the past government that used to roll with 600 plus people composed of expired politicians, sluts and sycophants!
Politics › Re: N18,000 Minimum Wage No More Realistic –oshiomhole by funlord(m): 2:37pm On Jul 12, 2015
owolabifunke14:
I think the governor is right.







It is good to read before commenting


Lesson learnt
grin
owolabifunke14:
I think the governor is right.







It is good to read before commenting


Lesson learnt
Good student! Live long and prosper!
Romance › Re: RE: 10 Types Of Men You Should Never Marry. by funlord(m): 2:24pm On Jul 12, 2015
khukhi:
oh...so I take it you don't agree with the post yeah..
If I agreed with this post then that means I would have 2 also believe in the easter bunny, santa claus and the tooth fairy! Please generalisation is the greatest sign of immaturity on earth! By the time you are more experienced in life and love, then maybe you may finally realise that this is all fallacy and then hopefully you would stop living according 2 the life rules you read about in "cosmopolitan and todays woman"!
Celebrities › Re: Pics: If You Could Only Bring Back One Who Would It Be? by funlord(m): 2:18pm On Jul 12, 2015
Vivalavida99:
Well dissected bravo!

But you didn't mention you did bring back among the lot.
undecided
Vivalavida99:
Well dissected bravo!

But you didn't mention you did bring back among the lot.
Erm....So what does the statement in the final paragraph signify 2 U na?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m):
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Romance › Re: RE: 10 Types Of Men You Should Never Marry. by funlord(m): 2:08pm On Jul 12, 2015
khukhi:
Gbam! grin
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khukhi:
Gbam! grin
Excuse me ma/sir,( 1 can't be 2 sure dis days on NL you know! ), 4 such a "pretty" human being going by what I saw on your dp you sure posted a lot of "ugly" trash! Toodles!
Romance › Re: Can I Make Love To Her After Our Traditional Marriage? by funlord(m): 2:00pm On Jul 12, 2015
grin Op! Are you on cheap drugs?
Celebrities › Re: Photo: Who Would Believe This Hot Chicks Were All Born As A Man! by funlord(m): 1:50pm On Jul 12, 2015
grin Trannyville! That's why whenever I'm in the u.s or europe I dey _fuck with lights on oh? After asking plenty questions join! These tranny boys are deadly! Get familiar
Celebrities › Re: Pics: If You Could Only Bring Back One Who Would It Be? by funlord(m):
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1 Michael jackson - very talented in singing and _fucking JS1 boys! Sad mofo!

2 Bob marley - smoked 2 much weed but e dey give am plenty sense and dope lyrics about injustice!

3 Freddie mercury - solid singer and rocker but 2 much homosexuality which led 2 the AIDS dat killed him! Terrible role model

4 Kurt cobain - solid rocker but extremely psycho and loved heroin 2 much! Suicide no be am! Bad role model!

5 Left eye - talented and funny but totally psycho! Highness made her burn her lovers house! Chei!

6 Nate dogg - talented singer but smoked 2 much chronic and was a woman beater! Horrid!

7Jimmy hendrix - greatest guitar man and solid rocker but spent 2 much doing drugs and _fucking! No be am!

8 Easy e - always kept it gangsta and was a dope mc, but allowed keeping it gangsta 2 lead him 2 AIDS and then suicide! Bad role model 4 the kids

9 Aaliyah - good singer and dancer but did not do much and she liked aristos 2! Smally levels!

10 Biggie smalls - one of the dopest mc's of all time, fantastic flow but was a drug dealer so another bad role model

11 2Pac - Dope prophetic mc, although 2 stubborn and him no dey hear word! Role model issues!

12 The unknown white boy - I no know am so I no send am

In conclusion na bob marley suppose show back! Na him be godwin!!
Celebrities › Re: Odutola Richer Than Maduka By A Long Shot by funlord(m): 1:18pm On Jul 12, 2015
grin This op must be a yoruba boy! See as the thing pain am like say na him papa! Go and get your own cash my friend! Lol
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:15pm On Jul 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Howdy smiley
Brb
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LadyBoss1:
Howdy smiley
Brb
The girl in pink looks as if she just finished making out with sum fit chap in a corner! She has that "after sex glow"and smile on her! Lmfao!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:10pm On Jul 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:
When those glasses come off nah different person
grin
LadyBoss1:
When those glasses come off nah different person
I told you my radar is the supreme version! Jedi intuition! Lol
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:58pm On Jul 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:
On my dp
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LadyBoss1:
On my dp
Ok! Nice 1! So who wuz the birthday girl amongst those 2 standing next 2 u? And tell dat girl in black dat I know she's a naughty minx! Her specsavers look can't deceive my advanced radar detection system!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:53pm On Jul 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Funlord phikom uploaded it oh
sinnzu u see how i take my bag hide my tin ... I dey hear word oh smiley
undecided
LadyBoss1:
Funlord phikom uploaded it oh
sinnzu u see how i take my bag hide my tin ... I dey hear word oh smiley
I can't see any pic dat he uploaded! And how come HE is uploading your pix? Was he @ the gbedu? Wtf!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:23pm On Jul 12, 2015
Sinnzu:
gringringrin
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Sinnzu:
gringringrin
Yarinya go soon learn!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:19pm On Jul 12, 2015
sharonnnn:
8 to 9 on a gladness scale. lol
I just followed you now
Cc: sinnzu!! Lmfao!!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:08pm On Jul 12, 2015
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Sinnzu:
There are two ways of identifying a snitch/man-bish or a living breathing _fool on Nairaland.


1: They have word "pledge" on their moniker.

2: They have the word "rebel" on their moniker.
grin
Sinnzu:
There are two ways of identifying a snitch/man-bish or a living breathing _fool on Nairaland.


1: They have word "pledge" on their moniker.

2: They have the word "rebel" on their moniker.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:56am On Jul 12, 2015
Sinnzu:
Reputation is a badge you cant take off. Wether na for NL or not, an _idiot is an _idiot. QED
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Sinnzu:
Reputation is a badge you cant take off. Wether na for NL or not, an _idiot is an _idiot. QED
True Flow!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:41am On Jul 12, 2015
Truckpusher:
I tell ya at the highlighted .

Narcissistic dingbats coming here to spew trash.

Even goes about telling them girls that his Dad that doesn't have a drivers license is fuccking rich ,who does that except for dingbats and shiitheads like dark brain dead psychopathic rebel. cheesy grin grin
Look @ all the damage dis quote just did! Haba truck?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:39am On Jul 12, 2015
Sinnzu:
our bish is being ravaged by truckpusher's massive kondo!grin
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Sinnzu:
our bish is being ravaged by truckpusher's massive kondo!grin
Ok! That biatch gets schooled wherever it goes! Even by primary school kids! Lmfao!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:36am On Jul 12, 2015
Truckpusher:
You must be completely deluded to think that anyone owns any puccy .Take your turn and get the hell out of that place,you don't need them constantly on ya ass sniffing your every move .Now you dig? - Like I said before you were just a pawn in my game and I used you well. wink

You need more twelve years to play catchup brah.Think man. cool
grin
Truckpusher:
You must be completely deluded to think that anyone owns any puccy .Take your turn and get the hell out of that place,you don't need them constantly on ya ass sniffing your every move .Now you dig? - Like I said before you were just a pawn in my game and I used you well. wink

You need more twelve years to play catchup brah.Think man. cool
Bros? No be small advice oh!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:22am On Jul 12, 2015
Sinnzu:
**dies**




where is funlord! We furkin need em gifsgrin
grin
Sinnzu:
**dies**




where is funlord! We furkin need em gifsgrin
I dey school some of my political homies on the ramifications of budget control and strategic studies oh? Wetin dey pop?
Politics › Re: Buhari 50% Salary Cut: Following The Noble Step Of Dr Goodluck Jonathan by funlord(m): 11:03am On Jul 12, 2015
barcanista:
I would have held Jonathan accountable IF he had made such promise in 2011. In fact, his promise was FOI and open system which he fulfilled while General Buhari strangled the press wirh Decress 2 and 4 in 1984 and also attempted to implement civilian decree 2 and 4 on AIT immediately he was declared elected. Goodluck Jonathan has Never for once promised implementation of public asset declaration, in fact he maintained that that will be playing to the gallery..Though he declared his in 2007.
Buhari on the other hand PLEDGED to declare his assets and liabilities as part of his campaign promises. Yet it is 42days and we are yet to see anything. You buharists should be ashamed sometime.
grin
barcanista:
I would have held Jonathan accountable IF he had made such promise in 2011. In fact, his promise was FOI and open system which he fulfilled while General Buhari strangled the press wirh Decress 2 and 4 in 1984 and also attempted to implement civilian decree 2 and 4 on AIT immediately he was declared elected. Goodluck Jonathan has Never for once promised implementation of public asset declaration, in fact he maintained that that will be playing to the gallery..Though he declared his in 2007.
Buhari on the other hand PLEDGED to declare his assets and liabilities as part of his campaign promises. Yet it is 42days and we are yet to see anything. You buharists should be ashamed sometime.
So you are trying to defend your parties as well as its various leaders "love for impunity" since 1999, on a 31 year old decree made by an autocratic military regime headed by the present president, whose sole purpose as a miltary regime was to form and implement favourable decrees ( which was the norm during such regimes) in order to perpetuate itself in power? And presently even after submitting his asset declaration forms and after a public statement by the relevant agencies that he had done so, you are still waiting for Pmb to print his list of assets out on a foolscap sheet and come and wave it on NTA or maybe for him to record a radio jingle about his assets to be played on "rhythm fm" every hour before you will be happy and satisfied? I rest my case!
Politics › Re: Why The Boko Haram Sect Are More Daring Now (the APC Connection) by funlord(m): 10:50am On Jul 12, 2015
christinie:
I wish myself death. Another characteristics of Bokobuharians
Based on what you wrote above, If that is what you want then feel free mr! I only wish you would stop being a _stupid idiot for a living! And by the way stop using other peoples pictures for impersonation on your fake trolling account! In fact you deserve a ban for it! Dolt!!!

Cc: lalasticlala!
Politics › Re: Why The Boko Haram Sect Are More Daring Now (the APC Connection) by funlord(m): 10:43am On Jul 12, 2015
christinie:
The Boko haram of these days are so angry now because all their former sponsors eg. buhari, IBB, El-Rufai, Tinubu, Amechi, Okorocha, Atiku etc are no longer sponsoring them because they are now in the ruling party. The boko boys can't understand their fall from grace to grass so they are killing with more anger. Solution: let the APC people who promised to make GEJ's government ungovernable by using the services of boko continue to give money to boko otherwise they will make buhari's government ungovernable too. Buhari settle your boys.
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christinie:
The Boko haram of these days are so angry now because all their former sponsors eg. buhari, IBB, El-Rufai, Tinubu, Amechi, Okorocha, Atiku etc are no longer sponsoring them because they are now in the ruling party. The boko boys can't understand their fall from grace to grass so they are killing with more anger. Solution: let the APC people who promised to make GEJ's government ungovernable by using the services of boko continue to give money to boko otherwise they will make buhari's government ungovernable too. Buhari settle your boys.
Madam/sir! Why don't you just slip into something more comfortable like a coma? You would make more sense being in such a state!
Politics › Re: Buhari 50% Salary Cut: Following The Noble Step Of Dr Goodluck Jonathan by funlord(m): 10:37am On Jul 12, 2015
barcanista:
Which government has potential? A government that is yet to fulfil the number one pledge it made to Nigerians by declaring their asset publicly? In 2011 one of the pledges of Jonathan was to run open government. He backed it up by Signing the Freedom of Information bill into law. The same FOI that Obj refused to sign in April 2007 and yar'adua refused to give priority. Till date no state, not even a single APC state has considered it wise to domesticate it. When will Buhari declare his asset?
grin
barcanista:
Which government has potential? A government that is yet to fulfil the number one pledge it made to Nigerians by declaring their asset publicly? In 2011 one of the pledges of Jonathan was to run open government. He backed it up by Signing the Freedom of Information bill into law. The same FOI that Obj refused to sign in April 2007 and yar'adua refused to give priority. Till date no state, not even a single APC state has considered it wise to domesticate it. When will Buhari declare his asset?
Look at all the governments you are referencing to prove your point to this fellow? Obasanjos, yar'aduas and ebeles! All PDP led governments that refused to pass the same FOI bill till ebele did! Who was to blame for the delay? And where was this your verve for questioning "asset declaration" when your lord and saviour ebele told you, I and all other nigerians that he did not give a damn about asset declaration? Or was that a constitutional right at the time? You are always contradicting yourself and exposing your parties flaws through your posts, maybe you should just change your moniker to CONTRANISTA!
Politics › Re: Nigerians Expectations From Buhari Are Like Jesus Raising Lazarus From The Dead by funlord(m): 10:17am On Jul 12, 2015
grin Abeg wetin dis photographer and this confused OP both dey yarn? See as person just waste mb 4 nothing! Rubbish!

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