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Politics › Re: Mexican Drug Lord ‘el Chapo’ Guzman Escapes From Prison Again by funlord(m): 7:10am On Jul 13, 2015

El chapo baba! Assistance surely dey, abi no be mexico wey we sabi? Them and naija na twins!

Politics › Re: An Open Letter To President Buhari-vanguard by funlord(m): 7:07am On Jul 13, 2015

The op and the fellow who penned this letter must be allies of okonjo! So for a former senior government official 2 face scrutiny 4 their performance while in office representing a terrible regime is now a crime? No wonder naija is _fucked!

Politics › Re: PDP, APC Bicker Over Alleged EFCC Move Against Fayemi by funlord(m): 7:01am On Jul 13, 2015

If pdp has any evidence then they should make it available 2 the relevant authorities and then "fayemi should face the music"! The fight against corruption should cut across all party lines or personal ones, be it pdp, apc or opp! But they should quit dry raking!

Politics › Re: 20 Things We Love About Abuja by funlord(m): 1:00am On Jul 13, 2015

Abuja don tire me sef! @ least the uk had running water and constant electricity!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 11:23pm On Jul 12, 2015

patrickmuf:
If Otamendi and Ramos were up for grabs, who would you rather we signed?

OTAMENDI! More of a natural defender then ramos who started his career in midfield! More rugged and disciplined than RED ramos also! Plus he is 27 and cheaper! Better value 4 money! And I never joke with value 4 money in real life just like my club!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 11:10pm On Jul 12, 2015

patrickmuf:
Boss no be quarrel o! Cavani and Kane will mostly cost as much as Benzema and Lewy, what's your preference?
and yes i'll take Lacazette and Morata over Kane and Benteke considering they'll be cheaper and equally efficient...

patrickmuf:
Boss no be quarrel o! Cavani and Kane will mostly cost as much as Benzema and Lewy, what's your preference?
and yes i'll take Lacazette and Morata over Kane and Benteke considering they'll be cheaper and equally efficient...

No wahala! Let mr van gaal and mr woodward finish with that midfield and the defence 1st! Those are the problematic zones! Once that region is covered, any remaining change can be used to chance some clubs of their prized "striker possessions"! The transfer window still has a long way to go before it closes! WE WILL SIGN 4 SURE!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 10:54pm On Jul 12, 2015

patrickmuf:
No player is unrealistic except Messi and Ronaldo...45-50M euros will get one of Benzema/lewandowski/Muller...For cheaper deals, Lacazette/Morata

So lacazette and morata are proven? Where? in "ligue 1 and seria a"? 2 leagues where mr cavani has already excelled but you rate 2 guys that do not possess his records in both leagues higher than him? And what makes you think all these "benzema, muller and lewandowskis" won't struggle like falcao? Or do you possess a crystal ball? And have you heard the figures bandied about for muller at all? £60Milli! does that make economic sense 2 you?

Family › Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by funlord(m): 10:45pm On Jul 12, 2015

What kind of _fucked up thread is this? I don read tire and I don laugh tire! If only all this commentators had known from the jump! Lmfao!!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 10:34pm On Jul 12, 2015

patrickmuf:
Harry Kane affordable? Guess you've not met Daniel Levy...Cavani is more like a repetition of the Falcao mistake...Charlie Austin is yet unproven in the grandest of stages as is Benteke...Once upon a time a certain Andy Johnson and Darren Bent did the magic of disappearing after 1-2 seasons of promise...Not down for any risk, get me Lewy or Benz before we start discussing about backups cos we have a ready made backup striker in Wayne Rooney

You tried! But now give us YOUR own 4 options for the club to consider! And please not UNREALISTIC ones like the "Karim benzema and Robert Lewandowski" I see you mentioning! Kane can't be cheap because he is english so that is a moot point!

Family › Re: If This Continues, Divorce Is Inevitable by funlord(m): 10:24pm On Jul 12, 2015

See as all of una dey waste una time dey advice man! Walk in walk out? Ya life! Abeg NEXT!!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 10:16pm On Jul 12, 2015

As 4 me man united should endeavour 2 sign the following strikers;
1 Edison cavani
2 Harry kane
3 Christian benteke
4 Charlie austin ( as back up)

These are all realistic targets who are affordable and are also proven goal getters in the premier league or europe! This is my opinion! No time for unproven trial and error strikers in this transfer window!

Politics › Re: Mind What Your Say On NL by funlord(m): 9:10pm On Jul 12, 2015

Who can spot one of the _stupid kids on this thread? Anyway op good message!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 8:39pm On Jul 12, 2015

Twaci:
. You gay?!

Haba dharay? What is dis?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 8:18pm On Jul 12, 2015

Oyind17:
That small penissssz of his can't satisfy a lady

Cheeeiiii! So he's just packing one single strand of an indomie looking noodle down there? With all dis noise? Gaddem! Sorry boy!

Romance › Re: Guys~can You Send Your Girlfriend To School? by funlord(m): 8:12pm On Jul 12, 2015

4 where? I can send her 2 make a sandwich or fetch me some beer from the fridge though!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 8:03pm On Jul 12, 2015

CUM4WHAT:
rily can yur anger get worse than dis....... Show me that anger on d bed..... I wud play slave, u can tie me, kick my balls xoxoxoxoxo goonnn be submisive

Oyind17? get ready 4 all dis from him oh!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 7:44pm On Jul 12, 2015

Truckpusher:
Damn! Where do you guys get these perfect pictures that matches the subject matter like a fitted shirt ?

I am part of the matrix! He he ho!!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 7:31pm On Jul 12, 2015

Truckpusher:
ANGELMARVE, have you seen my dog? The one they call dark ass rebel.

Woof!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 7:26pm On Jul 12, 2015

Truckpusher:
Dem no born am well?

Nice thread you have out there.Was up with ya?

Just trying 2 spread some game 4 some of dem learners on a cool and breezy sunday evening! No wahala!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 7:13pm On Jul 12, 2015

Truckpusher:
It's cool then, I was only responding to a dolt that has been running amok here insulting persons that can house him and give him a life he never had and won't have until he humbles himself.

The baboon still dey yarn?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 7:04pm On Jul 12, 2015

New thread 4 sunday evening...... Cc; Sinnzu, ladyboss1, truckpusher, ronald4life, the son of mark, nigerianium, Chiam55, cherlene and anyone else!
www.nairaland.com/2446680/avoid-these-10-topics-brand

Romance › Re: Question For Today! by funlord(m): 5:05pm On Jul 12, 2015

NEVER! That is a sin and would not be fair 2 whatever is left of the _bitches existence! Its important dey learn about and remember the standards by which they should forever be _fucked by any other guys from I and I! She needs such memories of her lord and _pussies saviour! It would always remain my eternal favour 2 her "_clitoris and _vagina walls!"

Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Suffering From Temporary Deafness (Photo) by funlord(m): 4:48pm On Jul 12, 2015

www.nairaland.com/2438168/kaduna-state-clubbers-alert

For sallah rockers in the north side! Stop being learners and read up!!!!

Music/Radio › Re: Nairalander, Kylez Finally Releases His Music Video! by funlord(m): 4:45pm On Jul 12, 2015

U try but do something about ya name abeg! Dis kylez no go sweet 2 hear 4 mtv africa or grammy awards later na! E resemble cat name abeg! Congrats!!!

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Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Suffering From Temporary Deafness (Photo) by funlord(m): 4:41pm On Jul 12, 2015

Why burna sabi lie like dis na? I see am dey groove with him crew last night 4 club oh, and dia seat 4 VIP dey near speaker sef! Haba!!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 3:47pm On Jul 12, 2015

Sinnzu:
you cc'd us right here in derailers.

www.nairaland.com/2445887/darkkrebel-darkenedrebel..can-get-know-better

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 3:43pm On Jul 12, 2015

Sinnzu:
which thread be that?

I bin cc you and truckie na? Check your mentions!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 3:32pm On Jul 12, 2015

Sinnzu:
By merit

Deserving 4 such a "truly sad, pathetic and virus ridden monkey" though! You know see their thread?

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