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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:32am On Jul 11, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Thats the pic Alot of nigerian celebs come there ..
grin
LadyBoss1:
Thats the pic Alot of nigerian celebs come there ..
Looks top notch! What part of london is it located in?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:42am On Jul 11, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Work work lol
Morning
wink
LadyBoss1:
Work work lol
Morning
Top of the morning 2 u! Yes oh gats 2 get the message out 2 dem sallah folks! I need their money! Lmao!
Romance › Re: She Doesnt Respond To My Moves; What Does It Mean? by funlord(m): 9:40am On Jul 11, 2015
versashee:
are there mgbekes in Abj?
grin
versashee:
are there mgbekes in Abj?
They are found All over the world! Even behind your house! They are universal!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:37am On Jul 11, 2015
Romance › Re: She Doesnt Respond To My Moves; What Does It Mean? by funlord(m): 8:58am On Jul 11, 2015
grin Op my nigga! It simply means your moves are "100% wack" or you have unfortunately gone and toasted a "frigid mgbeke"! Either way na loss!
Romance › Re: I Need Urgent Advice Plss by funlord(m): 8:49am On Jul 11, 2015
grin This is the most horribly composed and edited LIE I have ever read on NL! In fact I dey go deactivate now! NONSENSE!
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If Your Spouse Slaps You In Public? by funlord(m): 8:45am On Jul 11, 2015
grin I will slap the hell out of my spouse later on in private!
Celebrities › Re: Kcee And Chris Brown,who Has A Better Shoe Collection (photo) by funlord(m): 8:29am On Jul 11, 2015
grin Even the kcees picture is photo shopped see the size of the head and relate it 2 the body abeg! Op you have _fucked up! I've met kacee recently that's not his bod! Lol!!!
Celebrities › Re: :) by funlord(m): 8:24am On Jul 11, 2015
christinie:
Ladies wise up please. No man is worth taking nude pictures for.
grin
christinie:
Ladies wise up please. No man is worth taking nude pictures for.
What kind of local woman are you op? What is unclad about these pics? So if you go swimming in a pool or the beach you wear jeans and t shirts in the water? Or do you wear jeans when having sex with your man? I pray you don't embarrass nigerians if you ever find yourself in a place like europe! Jesus wept!!!
Celebrities › Re: Photo: Toolz Shows Off Her Flexibility In New Photo... by funlord(m):
grin She's wasting that gym membership! This omo is a fat ass!
Celebrities › Re: Photos From Toolz Birthday Party by funlord(m): 8:06am On Jul 11, 2015
grin This gbedu looks weak! Even my own corner @ the club last night was popping off more than this! Abeg toolz try add more fuel 2 your hustles gen abeg, your a babe 4 christs sake!
Politics › Re: Nyako’s Trial: ‘two Witnesses Die After Giving Evidence’ by funlord(m): 7:19am On Jul 11, 2015
Slingkey:
A Federal High Court sitting in Abuja,
yesterday, admitted to bail a former
governor of Adamawa State, Murtala Nyako,
his son, Abdulaziz and two others standing
trial for alleged N40 billion money
laundering charge.


That was about three hours after the
Economic and Financial Crimes Commission,
EFCC, pleaded with the court against
exercising its discretion in favour of the
accused persons on six grounds, including
that the freedom of the accused was a
threat to its witnesses.



Private counsel to the EFCC, Mr Rotimi Jacobs, SAN, had told the court yesterday that two of EFCC’s key witnesses against the accused persons had died mysteriously after volunteering indicting statements against the accused persons.


He gave their identities as Ma’aji Mohammad
Iro and Abdulmalik Dalhatu, adding that they
were not involved in autocrash but just died
mysteriously.


EFCC expressed fear that if Nyako and the
three others were granted bail, they might
use their positions to cow other witnesses
from coming out and that it would have
difficulty prosecuting the case.


Jacobs also argued yesterday that both the
former governor and his son, a serving
senator might jump bail if so granted,
because the duo fled the country after they
were admitted to administrative bail by the
EFCC while the matter was still under
investigation.


He said they did not get them back until they
procured a warrant of arrest from court and
declared them wanted on the internet.

EFCC further argued yesterday that there
was a prima facie evidence against the
accused persons as investigation had
shown that former Governor Nyako diverted
public funds running into billions of naira
into private accounts of companies
belonging to them to develop an estate in Abuja.

Expressing fear that not only the grave
offence committed by them but also the
massive and incontrovertible evidence
already piled up against them would tempt
them to bolt away, Jacobs added that hiring
15 lawyers to defend the case was an
evidence that the accused were ready to do
anything to get off the hook anyway,
anyhow.

EFCC suggested to the court to issue an
order of accelerated hearing in the case and
hear the matter day to day instead of
releasing them to the free world and pose
threat to its witnesses.


But the trial judge, Justice Elvis Chukwu,
notwithstanding the litany of reasons given
by EFCC yesterday admitted them to bail,
albeit attached stringent conditions to the
bail.


The accused persons were admitted to bail
in the sum of N350 million each totalling
N1.4 billion with two sureties in like sum
each, one of which must be a serving
director in the federal civil service.

They were also ordered to drop their
international passports and other travel
documents in their possession with the
deputy registrar of the court if they must
breathe air of freedom.


Justice Chukwu held that the stringent
conditions were attached to ensure that
they would attend court so that trial would
not be delayed.

EFCC had, on Wednesday, arraigned Nyako,
his senator son and two other individuals
alongside four corporate persons on 37
count charge bothering on money laundering.


Others listed on the charge sheet filed by
Yusuf Ali, acting deputy Director of Legal and
Prosecution Department of EFCC as co-
accused are: Zulkifikk Abba; Abubakar Aliyu;
Blue Opal Limited; Sebore Farms and
Extension Limited; Pagoda Fortunes limited;
Towers Assets Management Limited and
Crust energy Limited.

The accused persons however, pleaded not
guilty to all the charges.

When the matter came up yesterday,
defence counsel, Kanu Agabi, SAN, brought
an application for bail for the accused, dated
July 10 and filed on the same day.


Agabi predicated the application on Section
118 (2) of the Criminal Procedure Act and
Section 35 of the 1999 Constitution, arguing
that what the prosecution emphasised in its
opposition is that the accused will not come
for trial if granted bail.


He said that contrary to EFCC’s fear, the
accused persons were happy to stand trial
because it afforded them a rare opportunity
to clear themselves.


Source:www.nationalmirror.net/new/nyako-trial-two-witnesses-die-after-giving-evidence/




cc:lalasticlala
Op abeg na so you go space am 4 us next time ehn? Even if you be "SPACE CREATURE" you go pity those of us wey be human beings!
Politics › Re: Money Laundering: Court Releases Nyako, Son, Others On Bail by funlord(m): 7:06am On Jul 11, 2015
shocked See Bail oh? Adamawa peeps don hear am sha!
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Cabinet: Nominees Under EFCC Probe Face Tough Hurdles-the NATION by funlord(m):
grin The fact that pmb is even considering some "Tainted names" of expired politicians and the input of past presidents even though they have cases with the govt. Is already making a mockery of his so called "I belong 2 nobody" stance! What of us the youth who have no issues with the efcc or interpol? Why not pick some good hands from amongst us? Abi are we from syria?
Politics › Re: Seun, Lalasticlala: There Is A Scammer And Thief On Nairaland. by funlord(m): 6:48am On Jul 11, 2015
grin Awoof don run op belle!
Politics › Re: Buhari To Earn N28.12m In Four Years, N7m A Year. by funlord(m): 6:37am On Jul 11, 2015
grin This 1 na scam! Even his son would earn 10 times this amount in a month talkeless of pmb!
My guy just perform for nigerians and hammer as you like, it will be a bonus 4 good performance!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by funlord(m): 1:42pm On Jul 10, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Tosyne2much, Funlord, Truckpusher, Loveren, CuteHector, Dharay99, Prettythicksme and Jacksparrow0712:


So Blackett/ZedX6/Sexkillz is a FARMER?! grin

Follow the link below:
https://www.nairaland.com/search?q=sexkillz+ogugua&board=0&imagesonly=1

You'd also notice that Misssclassy opined to be from a particular village in Abia state during the interview.

Coincidentally, it is the same village Sexkillz mentioned during the interview he had some years ago in that link.grin

Compare Misssclassy's interview last month and that of Sexkillz. Connect the dots.

How come they are from the same village?wink

More revelations coming up.
grin
TheSonOfMark:

Tosyne2much, Funlord, Truckpusher, Loveren, CuteHector, Dharay99, Prettythicksme and Jacksparrow0712:


So Blackett/ZedX6/Sexkillz is a FARMER?! grin

Follow the link below:
https://www.nairaland.com/search?q=sexkillz+ogugua&board=0&imagesonly=1

You'd also notice that Misssclassy opined to be from a particular village in Abia state during the interview.

Coincidentally, it is the same village Sexkillz mentioned during the interview he had some years ago in that link.grin

Compare Misssclassy's interview last month and that of Sexkillz. Connect the dots.

How come they are from the same village?wink

More revelations coming up.
I've always known all those _retarded apes where 1 and the same! _Fuck 'em all!

Celebrities › Re: Check Out The Interior Of Jay Z And Beyonce 16,000 Sq. Ft. Mansion by funlord(m): 1:06pm On Jul 10, 2015
400billionman:
Is R Kelly gone bankrupt ?
grin
400billionman:
Is R Kelly gone bankrupt ?
Yep! He's in court presently with the IRS and his elder brother that acts as his driver and PA! He can't even pay his brother his meagre salary! Listen 2 what public enemy said...."Don't believe the HYPE"!
Politics › Re: Photo: This Young Dude Is President Buhari's PA by funlord(m): 12:35pm On Jul 10, 2015
sandrannna:
I don't know what u r talking about.

Obviously u r stalking me, leave me alone.
I'm nt cynthia morgan who says "come and do".

Gtfo.
grin
sandrannna:
I don't know what u r talking about.

Obviously u r stalking me, leave me alone.
I'm nt cynthia morgan who says "come and do".

Gtfo.
Is that all you have to say? Lol! No! Dunce! I'm going 2 make sure you pay the penalty 4 desecrating peoples monikers and pictures without their consent! you must obviously be an ugly psychopath 4 you 2 keep using other ladies pictures as your own!

Cc: rocktation and farano
Politics › Re: Photo: This Young Dude Is President Buhari's PA by funlord(m): 12:27pm On Jul 10, 2015
sandrannna:
weed is nt good. What is he saying?
grin
sandrannna:
weed is nt good. What is he saying?
You Must be _stupid! Defend yourself after going through this thread! Bloody tranny!
trying to smear an innocent girls rep yesterday 4 no reason!


www.nairaland.com/2436066/proof-shezhawt-
sandranna-catfishing-another/1

Cc: Ishilove!!
Politics › Re: Photo: This Young Dude Is President Buhari's PA by funlord(m):
sandrannna:
W
grin
sandrannna:
W
This Dirty _IDIOT so now you are impersonating adeh39 abi? After we caught you yesterday 4 impersonating shezhawt? You must cut out today! I know your a man and you have finally met your waterloo! Dumb nitwit!!!

Cc: lalasticlala
Politics › Re: Ben Murray Bruce Wishes Bailout Salary For State Workers Is Paid Directly by funlord(m): 11:46am On Jul 10, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
People like me are the reason why 80 year olds will continue to rule us because the youths are not ready and don't know what they want
grin
ECOTERRORS:
People like me are the reason why 80 year olds will continue to rule us because the youths are not ready and don't know what they want
This statement is extremely funny coming from you of all people! Where are the rest of those your "biafran and southern militant sympathisers" that are always spreading lies, jingoism and bigotry all over this section? Is it YOUTH like YOURSELVES armed with the kind of IDEOLOGY you guys love to display and spread that would save us from being ruled by "old men"? My dear no make me laugh this late morning! Free your mind from "sectionalism" before you attempt to talk to me about "rationality" or youth nationalism! And by the way "ben bruce" no send ME or YOU! He's a business man! Get Familiar child!
Politics › Re: Sule Lamido Being Harassed By EFCC While Amaechi Walks Free! by funlord(m): 11:38am On Jul 10, 2015
modath:
Why on earth is it so difficult to engage in objective discuss with your ilkhuh, is it an IQ problem that sends you people to tantrum & name calling mode?

SMH! undecided

Since you are have the indubitable facts, you are in the best position to arrest & prosecute him... Iranu! undecided
grin
modath:
Why on earth is it so difficult to engage in objective discuss with your ilkhuh, is it an IQ problem that sends you people to tantrum & name calling mode?

SMH! undecided

Since you are have the indubitable facts, you are in the best position to arrest & prosecute him... Iranu! undecided
All of them are the same! SMH!
Politics › Re: Sule Lamido Being Harassed By EFCC While Amaechi Walks Free! by funlord(m):
EUROBOMBER:
You guys campaigned that Buhari would turn the country around by doing things differently so what is happening now? What is the difference between GEJ & PMBhuh
Your post looks like something I'd write with my left hand. Absolutely Senseless! Why don't you wait 4 the guy to complete his term and note the sort of impact he has made as regards to fighting corruption before you come and start spewing your "biased short term logic" all over the internet! Or did you write your waec in JS1 after 1 month? And by the way 4 future reference I am not an apc or pdp person! Since everyone that causes you jokers to think is termed as such! Some of us are "Leaders not followers like you and your ilk"! Bloody Basic _Idiot!!!

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