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dharay88: ![]() dharay88:Bro! The guy is dead! I'm using factul events about his life to stain him with _shit, na rap style the dunce wan come dey teach me! He is a broke rapper, I'm not! No be rap technique competition, na heartless disses! I don yarn am the koko! His partner in the couples competition dey here dey chat wit me dey laff am! Ask the punk if na lie! I've told him the whole truth and nothing but the truth about his sorry life! As of now he is as important as cockroaches to me! |
darkenedrebel:Kaii! Funlord oti bad gan! E pain am fa?
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dharay88: ![]() dharay88:My guy if I ever reply that boys mention even in the afterlife make I die! Person wey suppose dey shame 2 dey enter hear after being exposed as a snitch, _bitch and a sellout to his friends like ladyboss1, the monkey go come around dey feel like playa wey get levels or bad guy, with ME of all people! Imagine the decrepit, poverty stricken rodent! As far as I'm concerned he is ended! |
cryptic99: ![]() cryptic99:Bro! You guys are the rappers not me! I type fast And I dey vex! The MESSAGE is clear 4 the _prick 2 see! He can space it himself while he's in the hospital! |
darkenedrebel: ![]() darkenedrebel:I agree with your points above! But I would advise you to SHUT THE _FUCK UP! And try to avoid me as from today and forever on NL! I no longer have the energy for meaningless forced interactions or unnecessary conversations with _stupid and feeble minds like yours! Your immaturity and poverty is infectious and I can't afford to end up in society as a redundant nitwit such as yourself! People like you are the reason we have middle fingers and why it feels so good to use them! Once again _FUCK YOU, YOUR DESTINY and YOUR CAREER! I wish you ILL! Toodles! Dharay88 please help me stick a fork in this _IDIOT, because HE'S DONE like freshly grilled steak! |
darkenedrebel: ![]() darkenedrebel:Now let me show you how a jobless DON puts to bed this son a of "a _retarded _bitch, that had previously been raped by a bunch of teenage gorillas deep in the jungles of the congo" before she was able to _shit out this "half ape, half kidult, half hobbit and fully developed mong called BLACK SHITE REBEL" that if not for the providence that I have to display as your LORD, I would never have had to reply to your random psychotic rants! Normally I discard the mentions of "scuzzy dullards" like yourself similar to how your father discards the "HIV2 tainted condoms the unfortunate man has to make use of whenever he has to engage in sexual relations with that pitiful creature that shares the same exact type of d.n.a with "Gollum from the lord of the rings" that he refers to as his wife and you refer to as mummy in a dustbin!" I don't even need to remind other monikers about who or what kind of "_fuckboy" you are! We all know about your abject displays of "asinine, stupidity and antipathy" that you show with all your mentions and posts on every thread you comment on! After you normally type your 2 favourite words" _fucktard and _retard," Suprisingly every word you type is simply an accurate description of YOURSELF, and I'm sure "_fucktard and _retard must be the nicknames you and your _tranny lover use at night when _fucking and sucking each other off in ecstasy at your permanent _faggots abode located under the oshodi expressway bridge! You never create any topic or thread of fun or substance on NL, since you are obviously dumber than a freshly born baby piglet, while you delight in begging female op's or newbies who are only trying to enjoy the NL experience! You spend your time searching for grammatical errors, or hurling insults on peoples threads as if it is a job that "webster and microsoft" pays you for, while forgetting that your own posts are normally residential areas for all sorts of gbagauns, made up words and hogwash! You call people who have the courage to put up their pictures ugly, while forgetting that no one cares about the opinions of a "world class fool such as YOURSELF, who looks like what would come out of the birth cavity of a donkey that successfully had a _threesome with an orangutan and an elephant"! And anyway you even look better from the back so thanks for sparing us your "freddy kruger dp!" You were recently banned for over a month for being foolish once again, and when you came back from your well deserved vacation in a guantanamo style gulag, the only people that ended up missing you and welcoming you back were other rejects like yourself! That's not suprising since "misery loves company innit?" No one even noticed your "pap smear like ass" was gone, NL was like a utopia for all, since the sad sacked, emotionally unstable _sperm drinker called "biatchrebel" was gone! Is it my fault that you menustrate! Why are you so obsessed with the LORD by the way? Oh you want to have a lick of my anus too? Well Too bad primate! I'm not gay like you! Was it my fault that your abject _stupidity mixed with your incompetence at wooing lala247 caused numerous monikers to deactivate? As usual you would deny these facts as always due to your unstable and bi-polar state of mind, but I really wish you could open a thread and explain to us once and for all what really crawled up your anus apart from "gay _cocks", and died in your belly that has turned a formerly "happy go lucky little ape" into a "DIRTY, DYSLEXIC, SCUZZY, COWARDLY, ASEXUAL, ABSTEMIOUS YOB!" All your rant like posts are filled with hotch potch rhetoric, wack rhymes, hooey based assertions and empty logic! No creativity whatsoever! I've seen roadkill on highways with more charisma than you! Your mentions are always just like a little piece of rectal discharge and you lack the capacity to ruminate over why your existence is such a distorted mess! Unfortunately for you, now you have met your LORD, and I have decided to teach your ass a lesson in vitriol and ensure you shall forever remain tagged as a loser at the zero sum game that I am currently playing with your NL destiny! I have destroyed your credibility, pride and self seeking ego all in one fell swoop leaving you looking like a school of fish suddenly caught and confused by an unexpected maelstrom by the elegant and pristine flow of my harsh but true words via my keypad dexterity! I've seen your types all through history, Oh yes! Your species are familiar to me! We refer to you and your families kind as the "demagogues, quislings and traitors of society, although not all hope is lost for you,because your type can easily be salvaged! What you really require is a "personality transplant." Ultimately what can one expect from a "GLORIFIED CHIBOK BOY who mtn, glo,etisalat and airtel has given a chance to mix with reasonble members of society if not embarrassment! I know you had a turbulent childhood, filled with sexual molestation, numerous suicide attempts, and many pathetic spells in mental and penal institutions!" This is why you now suffer from full mental deterioration! Your "keyboard babarity" must be also as a result of the fact that you were deprived of proper care and affection at the dingy cave you called home as "a child and even now as a fully grown animal"! In addition to your parents, I really also feel bad for your brothers or sisters, because If I had a brother like YOU, I would have put myself up for adoption long ago! Anyway let me christen you as I christen all newly reformed _fools that have been blessed by my special brand of "wu theraphy"! As from now on you are ordered to report to any thread whenever I "cc the following new titles which you have earned and deserve" : 1: BLACK SKIRT WEARING REBEL 2: BLACK_SHITTY REBEL 3: BLACK SLUTTY REBEL 4: BLACK TRAMP REBEL 5: BLACK BUMBACLART REBEL 6: BLACK_TRANNY REBEL 7: BLACK REBELLIOUS_TWAT 8: BLACKSHEEP 9: BLACKPANT 10: BLACKFART These are your NEW and ONLY monikers! So I also hope the viewing public takes note so that they know how to relate to a _wanker like you from today henceforth! So how do you feel now ro-beast? Have you enjoyed how "I have publicly pulverized your bones and turned them into liquid milk? Or have you enjoyed having me use your true life story to visually slap you across that monstrosity you refer to as a face with a force similar to that of my 12 gauge shotguns bullets when it penetrates your decaying and virus ridden corpse?" Good! At least now you know your rightful place in life is "bowing and cowering in fear close to my kneecaps"! Whether by force or of your own will you "little _bitch"! Let this merciless assault marinate in that your lame brain so that it may spark your sparse intelligence into life! Because sadly, You were born with a big handicap, and that is your BRAIN and you and I both know that If your IQ was any lower you would trip over it constantly! "Now kindly _FUCK OFF and GET LOST, you _stupid, inconsequential, vapid, disease ridden, _shit stabbing, sewer dwelling, muck raking, bottom feeding bloody nincompoop"! Your younger sisters _vagina seriously needs my attention! Swerve..............................................This way! |
dharay88:And can you imagine the tramp is calling MODS! I've never seen this kind of weakling in my life sha! |
darkenedrebel:So you quoted me, came to my thread, tried to insult the thread and now you are calling ishilove? You really are a child! I can play this game too! Let her investigate and let's see who is justified!!! Cc: ISHILOVE |
darkenedrebel:I think you have me confused with YOUR LAME CAREER! Or how you come up with your sad bars in a studio! Nigga I'm made out of teflon son, none of your weak assertions can ever stick to me! I comment on all sections and I used my man lezzs write up and made it a 100 times better! He's my partner in slaying the sicko feminists in the family section! So what kid? All the hurtful darts I've given to you, vicky and every other coward that has been unfortunate enough to cross my path is all mine son! You, as the rat you are have probably stolen so much from my archive of disses, but I don't mind! I'm covered, my wit is legendary and I don't even rhyme for a living like your sorry ass! If you want an on the spot lesson I'm ready to give it to you! You even had the temerity to bring your dumb, constipated mention to my thread this night, seeking for my attention, but I ignored you like a BOSS! Cause you are weak, you are a fledgling, your a _bitch, your a snitch, your a poverty stricken emotional reject MICHAEL, even after I return from the rapture back to earth, I'm always going to regard you as the most foul, foolish, _fuck I met on NL! You shall never get my respect or regard becuse to me you are just like 1 of "onilas threads", empty and infinitesimal! Because you have been eternally shamed in my presence I know your level and its of the kiddy pool standard! Now if you have a retort, let me have it so that I can serve you another round of my special brew! You scuzzy flea bag! |
slytubadth:My guy don't mind this son of a demented _harlot! Everyone knows him on NL! He Is a world class _bitch! Just follow my posts and you would learn that he is way below your stratum! |
darkenedrebel:Dumb _bitch! Snitched my ass! I told her to tell you that I SAID IT _fuckboy! Cause gossiping is all that your sorry ass is known for on this thread ! I don't want you to one day become so frustrated as usual, that on a day she refuses to send "survival cash to your empty bank account like lala did yesterday, you would then go and bring her kids and her personal shite onto NL for the whole world to see! we all know that's your modus operandi! Punk! You wanna play this game with me, then bring it! I would bury your _faggot as like lost treasure! |
![]() prettythicksme:I wonder why you are wasting your mb chatting to this menustrating _fool madam! Chat to normal beings not shameless primates abeg! You are better than this cretin! |
darkenedrebel:Are you naturally _stupid or is this just normal homosexual behaviour for your kind? |
redgem: ![]() redgem:Lol! Is that not normal 4 women? A woman without a sharp mouth is like a snake without venom na! So I'm sure your own venom glands are filled with enuff venom that's just itching 2 get out and end some sluts career! Don't hold back! Release the pressure! |
patrickmuf: ![]() patrickmuf:Thank you sir! I am only trying to open her eyes so that she can see better! We need to always stick to the right script! We need to forget about our zones and this our village mentality, and rather start concentrating on uniting the youths of this country! Because as of now, all we have is a land and amalgamation of tribes in an entity called nigeria, but we have no NIGERIANS! If we refuse to unite then we are simply in for another 52 years of doom and gloom under the tutelage of the kids of our current expired policies and politicians! |
redgem: ![]() redgem:I've buried 2 many male corpses here! We need a female 2 bury someone now! I was here the day lekan was trying to involve you and you were acting scared! Its only harmless fun! And you have me to rely on!**buhahaha** |
noblezone: ![]() noblezone:My guy who told you these "boko haram goats" are proper muslims or even know jack about the islamic revolution? They are just a bunch of extremists mixed with poverty stricken and frustrated northen youths,who hide under the toga of islam and religion in order to appease and access their sponsors who provide them with weaponry and political cover for them to do their deeds and dirty work for them! They are basically a mixture of poor hausa fulani people as well as hardcore foreign fundamentalists who have a different agenda from those that are nigerians! They are not even united amongst themselves! Some are fighting for a plate of porridge and the meagre salaries they are paid, while some mad foreign ones are claiming jihad but are actually bandits on the run looking for a safe haven! The northerners are the ones suffering the most from this b.s and unfortunately it is this same religious factor that has put them and their passive leaders in this mess! If you have been round the north as I have you would pity them! This govt. Has a lot of work to do regarding this boko haram issue because it is now a hydra headed monster! Please forget that islamic angle they have or always try to sell to you! It is an "economic war featuring a religious facade!" |
ECOTERRORS:Very funny madam trying to be evasive! Well,The topic of discussion is "viable means by which to end terrorism in nigeria"! why don't you normally advocate for the government to use such forceful means to end all types of TERRORIST activities by groups operating in the region of the country that you are from? and also other regions? Or are boko haram the only group killing, kidnapping or sabotaging peace in nigeria? You see it is easy to type without thinking on topics, but it becomes difficult to take a stand when you are faced with providing difficult answers to questions put to you by someone who is not a layman in political game theory? I am only asking you this question because I always see your positions on issues including this one as ethnically comical! Think smarter not harder! By the way I'm from YOUR region and I belong to NO party! Go figure!! |
![]() Kingtom? U go sabi beg woman 4 "dat ting" wey lauryn hill sing about 4 night if light don off oh? Chaii! |
ECOTERRORS: ![]() ECOTERRORS:I agree that negotiation would be futile even though it is an option! I only wonder why you "south-south and eastern" people are always so pained when the government now also wants to match your so called "militant and biafran terrorists" with the same force? Can any of you explain the difference? |
Abeg this man should face "Political Corruption 1st"! That is our main problem in nigeria! No be assassins carry our cash run! All this dodge, dodge kind of leadership sef no go work this time! |
TheSonOfMark:New thread!!!www.nairaland.com/2426880/8-ways-know-dating-biatch#35483867 Tag whoever |
Who Cares? What has that got to do with youth unification or nationalism? SMH! |
PDP? Always crying foul! E be like say opposition no sweet dem @ all! Lmfao! |
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