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Politics › Re: President Buhari Approves N400bn For Workers’ Salaries by funlord(m): 6:00am On Jul 07, 2015

Story go still dey on top this cash! No be naija again?

Politics › Re: Why I regret campaigning for Change- Opinion by funlord(m): 5:58am On Jul 07, 2015

Cramjones? Go and eat breakfast! You know a hungry man is an angry man eh? Coolu temper!

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Politics › Re: Saraki Vows To Uphold Zero Tolerance To Corruption by funlord(m): 5:53am On Jul 07, 2015

Very funny! So na Lucifer wan start to dey baptise person? Abeg bukky park well and continue to eat!

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Politics › Re: Jonathan's Appoinment: Countering The Deceit Of Some Northern Element by funlord(m): 8:57pm On Jul 06, 2015

NDPVF:
[s][/s]Are you aware ,that i abhor rubbish?.

You are obviously a "world class dunce" for you to think that my kind of ideology is what you described! Please try to stop spamming my mentions since you lack any sort of "cognitive reasoning ability"! As far as people like you are concerned, your intellect is my own gibberish! Now GET LOST!

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Romance › Re: Can A Woman Rape A Man by funlord(m): 8:39am On Jul 06, 2015

Yes! But only with the mans consent!

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Romance › Re: Marriages That End In Divorce Would You Call What They Had Real Love. by funlord(m): 8:37am On Jul 06, 2015

Op! You no sabi say love dey tire person? Wait till you marry sha! U go learn!!!!

Romance › Re: 10 Ways Guys Try And Break You Down So That They Can Sleep With You.. by funlord(m): 8:34am On Jul 06, 2015

Truckpusher:
Was up bro - Saw you killing a wayward teenager.

You were too brutal menh......

Bro! Sometimes we need 2 seperate the REAL from the FAKE! And you know I take no prisoners! I had 2 reveal the SLUTS true nature once and 4 all! Make him learn 2 not 2 dey measure prick with bosses! Lol

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Romance › Re: Same-sex Marriage And The New Age 0f Terrorism by funlord(m): 8:29am On Jul 06, 2015

What?

Romance › Re: 10 Ways Guys Try And Break You Down So That They Can Sleep With You.. by funlord(m): 8:24am On Jul 06, 2015

Whatever happened 2 just "being nice 2 her, paying her compliments and just straight up telling her how much you want 2 become her lover?" Which 1 be all these long SS1 moves wey you dey write 4 us op? You all need 2 step your game up!

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Romance › Re: Female Teacher Got Pregnant having sex repeatedly with 3 teenage students.Photos by funlord(m): 8:16am On Jul 06, 2015

Wetin dey wrong na? I _fucked 1 of my corper teachers when was in SS2 sef! I for scatter this oyibo babe be that if na me oh! And after all "older women are always sweeter"! Abeg I hail those 3 gangster homies! Chop knuckle!

Romance › Re: What Do U Do?? by funlord(m): 8:12am On Jul 06, 2015

Op there is no hope 4 your guy oh! Because 2 seperate fat person from food is like trying 2 seperate dogs from eating bones! Then this 1 come be woman on top? IMPOSSICANT!

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Politics › Re: PMB Is Running A Northern Government - Southern Groups by funlord(m): 8:01am On Jul 06, 2015

shamsuRana:

NORTHERNIZATION?
I was Born in Jos, Plateau State; Raised in Warri/Port Harcourt; Delta and Rivers State Respectively; I moved to Kaduna in the 80s; Completed my Graduate Program in Zaria in the 90's....Served in Akure, Ondo State and Married from Ogbaru in Anambra State. I am a Nigerian in all ramifications and I can; to an extent state the obvious.
The Average Northerner is Most Honest; Most Trusting; Less Corrupt; Most receptive and extremely open; But when Religion is involved they are very intolerable. Just Imagine the Non-Payment of Salaries for example; Less than 25% of Northern States are owing Salaries; Even though the receipt from Oil Revenue is low compared to their Southern counterparts.........The Southerner on the other hand is Most Corrupt, Most deceptive, Most deceitful and most dishonest. With us, there are no boundaries; Religion is only one of the many tools of deception. Imagine that with the extra Crude Revenue and supposedly a more informed populace; 80% of our States are owing Salaries.
If all the appointees of PMB are Northerners; I am cool if that will get the job done. Stop sending me Messages about the Northernization of the PMB Presidency; I and Millions of others voted for a Christ-Like Nigerian to change the destructive direction this country was heading under the leadership of GEJ; I did not vote because he was a Northerner or because there was a Northern agenda......PMB will do the right thing; for me that is what Matters.........Whatever is PMB agenda; Moving Nigeria forward is what concerns me; Doing that without an Uhrobo, Ikwerre, Niger Delta or Southerner is not important.....If it is important to you

By Retson A.O Tedheke

I bin wan yarn! But my P.A has already said it all 4 me!

Politics › Re: NASS Crisis: Supremacy Belongs To The People, Not Party – Dogara by funlord(m): 7:55am On Jul 06, 2015

This crisis is simply due 2 a lack of ideology in nigerian politics! All of them are busy fighting over "personal rations rather than the progress of their country!" All political parties in nigeria lack any sort of "real ideology" or political ethics and standards that their policies or followers aspire 2! The only ideology they promote is that of "my village and my pocket"! Nonsense!

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Politics › Re: Corruption War: Probe Your Apc Sponsors – Balarabe Dares Buhari by funlord(m): 7:47am On Jul 06, 2015

Ah? This one go hard oh! Make him bite the hand wey feed am? Lol!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:54pm On Jul 05, 2015*

lagmostkuit:
No be scam!

Correct babe! No wahala! We go jam later!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:34pm On Jul 05, 2015*

lagmostkuit:
Larablink hope say ur hair no dey pain u again?

Have a great night!

Does your personal text on your profile also relate 2 U, or na scam?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:28pm On Jul 05, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Wiley n dizzy where one of first on d garage vibe
Kano was good but now his not dat hyped anymore

Yeah kano is a bit wack now! But when he 1st came out he was okay! Wiley is Oid school but I love him 2 bits! He helped build the hip hop/rap,grime etc game in the u.k and helped it crossover into the u.s! Props

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:22pm On Jul 05, 2015

LadyBoss1:
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Lmfao!

As 4 me sha, these are my fave british mcs of all time:
1. Wiley
2. Dizzy rascal
3. Mike skinner
4.Chipmunk
5. Kano

Although I'm a true u.s hip hop head I also _fucks with these cats!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:17pm On Jul 05, 2015*

stephenqueen:
Funlord is a killer mehn!
That's the longest insult have ever in nairaland

Thanks boss! That's how an intelligent gangster rolls! Check last nights own, it was even better!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:14pm On Jul 05, 2015*

LadyBoss1:
I brought grime into it
Cuz that the main syle we use here .. Amongst blacks we dont rap n ones dat do just copy american
GRIme is uk's equivalent to rap n it is completely different

Truss me media mis label it sometimes im just telling u so u dont look dumb
N ask anyone i london dat is real mandam young spray is one of the best .. N he raps
But we do grime its a bit faster ..
Anyway pls go n sleep think ur tired.. Now i can see u dont know jack n i thought u travel .. U coming across like a wannabe truss me not a good look..

Smh!!!

Politics › Re: Jonathan's Appoinment: Countering The Deceit Of Some Northern Element by funlord(m): 11:03pm On Jul 05, 2015

barcanista:
I wouldn't have bothered creating this thread but for the deliberate twisting of facts by your people to justify the Northocratic appointment by Pres Buhari.

Cc Whynotthetruth Ecoterrors Mogidi Altwireless Komek Idekwum Anonimi Firefire Truckpusher Nigerianvenom NDPVF engineerboat

barcanista:
I wouldn't have bothered creating this thread but for the deliberate twisting of facts by YOUR PEOPLE to justify the Northocratic appointment by Pres Buhari.

Cc Whynotthetruth Ecoterrors Mogidi Altwireless Komek Idekwum Anonimi Firefire Truckpusher Nigerianvenom NDPVF engineerboat

Mr man,Note the bolded! I'm tired of explaining to you guys that I am non partisan! Whether pdp or apc! But maybe if they can register OPP then I can reconsider! Always note my posts, I swing both ways! Give the man a chance to make his mistakes 1st then crucify him! If you take a look at my background you would understand my ideology! Nationalism and youth empowerment! That's all I care about!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:54pm On Jul 05, 2015*

LadyBoss1:
Dont think im superior
Im just letting u know ur wrong deal with it .. Its ok to be wrong
U cant be right n be pushing ur yeye views on ppl by force
I have noticed u do that alot ..

Just take it from ur wrong ..

Politics › Re: Jonathan's Appoinment: Countering The Deceit Of Some Northern Element by funlord(m): 10:40pm On Jul 05, 2015

So? Why not wait until the man constitutes his FULL cabinet and then note its composition before labelling it "northocratic or northocentric" or whatever "hotch potch" title you want to! Na wa oh!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: An Interview With Dygeasy, Mizmycoli, Thesonofmark And Barcanista by funlord(m): 9:41pm On Jul 05, 2015

ronald4lif:
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ronald4lif:
The emboldened is quite detailing. The moment one begin to view religion logically and apply rational reasoning they begin to understand THE CHICANERY AND WILES ON WHICH ITS FOUNDED ON. To my understanding and has witnessed by the swarms you are confronted with since you mentioned you've lost touch with last time you prayed and practice your religion, there seem to be this vindication anyone who doesn't attend churches/mosque is evil and/or immoral while those who invade religious buildings are pure and sanctimonious. One wonders if the journey to everlasting felicity and paradise is premise on how often one prays to God and ecclesiastical rather than their personal actions and lifetime decisions.

You 2 like such religious arguments, but I think you would find that most individuals who follow one or the other forms of organised religion refuse 2 acknowledge the bolded! Because it confirms their worst fears about their beliefs!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 8:27pm On Jul 05, 2015

dharay88:
OH Laaaaaaaawwwwwwd of mercy.!

The return of d Lion.!

Dharay88? Why are you still wasting your time with this dunce? Abeg we dey catch fun 4 interview thread! Na shame dey worry the tadpole! Let him answer those questions or forever hold his peace! Abeg I'm not in a duel or anything with such a loser! You fit dey entertain am with yourself if you want! Him, his moniker and his life are just like his reputation on nl 2 me! And that is DEAD!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 7:01pm On Jul 05, 2015

Sinnzu:
i myt not even witness the interview, who's getting interviewed?

Sinnzu:
i myt not even witness the interview, who's getting interviewed?

I think its son of mark and someone else! Not 2 sure! Anyway I will just put my ipad near the game so that I go dey peep the page! No wahala

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 6:46pm On Jul 05, 2015

Sinnzu:
get ready to winess the passing of the earth while you wait.

Who even get time! Make I die if I ever chat about that cookie monster or reply the dunce ever again! Abeg bro once that interview start tag me abeg! Cuz me and my guy dey try play serious pro evo 4 hia and my attention no 2 dey! Cheers

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 6:21pm On Jul 05, 2015

Sinnzu:
Thats cold man its like sour tuna mixed with cold sushi

I'm done with the ingrate! Let him tell all of you whether the list of accusations I have charged him with are true or false! _stupid, poverty stricken ignoramus! Abeg just ignore the fake _fool! E don do!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 6:17pm On Jul 05, 2015

Sinnzu:
Funlord you dey vex pass me oo

The BASTARD no dey learn? Haba! Make I silence the mongoose once and 4 all abeg!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 6:09pm On Jul 05, 2015

darkenedrebel:
is that why you are stealing my words? hehe

we know you are funlord.. your textstyle is the same & you know all about me.. even steal my words... hehe you are a fool ✘

You really are the most _stupid goat I've ever met on NL! Since you think I am sinzu So let me just bury you once and 4 all So that you can get the message loud and clear U degenerate demagogue! Listen child! You've spent all night crying and all day frowning while furiously searching threads, stealing rhymes and insults, trying to cover the shame of the epic disgrace I gave you last night! But unfortunately I have ensured that your reputation as a biatch, a snake and a snitch is now set in stone! Your biatch nigger statue will be unvieled soon, and it will be located in front of your former "faculty of arts block in unilag" to serve as a severe warning to other students on how not to end up as another ignorant statistic such as yourself after graduation! If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid, and people like you need to wear helmets on a daily basis so that even when you walk into doorways or gates you don't get injured! That's how daft you are!
I wanted to ask you how old you are, but I know you can't even count that high! This your moniker "darkend biatch rebel" should be changed to one that is more befitting of your status as a world reknowned BASIC _IDIOT! , maybe you should start calling yourself the "rebellious mathematics man", because all you ever do on NL or anywhere you find yourself in life is to add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance! You are very similar to the AIDS virus, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and you are solid proof of why everyone should always use protection.
The facts are scattered all over for the world to see, we were all witnesses to your cowardice, just because you got your ugly chimpanzee looking ass tossed by a very friendly girl, you resorted to emotional blackmail and caused her to deactivate! True or false? You were caught in the hip hop section for stealing bars,! True or false? You always talk money shite but your broke ass that is supposed to always have cash is always looking for contributions for your "sufferman rap tournaments"! Can't you sponsor them yourselves? Mr OWO! By the way ,were is your album after all these years you dunce? No funds abi? Even most of your rap section homies have now crossed over and built alliances with each other against you because of how you have snitched, dissapointed or embarrassed them with your snake like ways! True or false? Your the same BASTARD that threatend to send "eiye boys" to some rappers in the rap section were you not, you also made the same threat to sinzu because he was giving you a "visual root canal"? True or false? Since you and everyone else knows that these list of charges against you are FACTS with ample evidence to back them up, why are you so pained? A good moniker name is better than riches but yours has been consigned to the toilets of history forever! You can never rebuild your rep here again na! Why can't you get that into your thick, expired condensed milk filled skull? I on the other hand have a stainless reputation on NL because unlike you I trample on bullies or fake _fucks like you for kicks and come to the rescue of the meek! Men, dude the sad reality about your life is this, you sir are a BIATCH, you come from a long line of biatches, pimps, crack hoes, harlots,_retards, scallywags, crackheads and yokels in your family tree so the fact that you are similar to them in traits and character is not suprising to any of us! While you spend your lonely anti social days and nights writng "wack, mad rapper-esque colonial rhymes" I am busy writing "cheques" like diddy! I told you last night that you are the epitome of a glorified "chibok boy" who does not know his place in society! You belong at the lower rung of societies totem pole! If dignity was money, you could maybe at least buy a fanta with yours. That is your level kid! Whenever I flick through your posts, I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a _moron is. I always get the perfect definition of one from reading the garbage you write and refer to as "posts" for us to read everyday and for free too. Meanwhile check through my threads or posts on NL compared to yours, I'm known for steadily dropping mad knowldege, reasonable advice, funny quotes and threads to make people happy on a whim because I'm here to have fun! But you on the other hand are an "ass wipe" only known for being a "HATER, dropping VANILLA ICE 1990 standard rhymes, a PM sending bandit and an arrogant _TWAT!" See your life? I’d really love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person. You lack everything I have in abundance! Like "swag, similies, smarts, success, sex, succor and even sense! Your limited IQ is too insipid, vacous and infinitesimal to spar with that of a "master shadow boxer like myself!" Why don’t you just do us all a favour and slip Into something more comfortable like a coma? It would please even s.e.u.n! I've always wanted to ask you if being really _stupid is your profession or are you just gifted at it? Cause I really can't fathom this your "award winning kind of stupor"! Listen ape It’s not that I’m even smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else on NL. But anyway _stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go, because from all your pathetic, unfounded and baseless claims to being smart, I have only come to discover that your intelligence is my gibberish! Even onila would slap you silly in a game of wits! Jealousy is a disease so I hope you get well soon!
Now! My words hurt don't they? The truth is bitter innit? You wish I could just have a heart attack right now don't you? So that your rag of a moniker, reputation and life can receive some modicum of relief from my visual darts and ferocious style of vitriolic showers abi? never _fuckface! I'm still here! Now I would advise that you kindly stop spamming your lords mentions and get the hell out my world, YOU disease ridden, abrasive goat! Its a sin you know?

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 5:57pm On Jul 05, 2015

Sinnzu:
Saying you are a nitwit is a gross insult to the great nitwits worldwide! I told you to upload a pic of you so we can see the NEW FACE of stupidity but you cant right?? Your face looks like it caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer!

Catfish technique! Damn!!!

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Romance › Re: 15 Funny Questions To Ask Your Lover On The First Date by funlord(m): 5:44pm On Jul 05, 2015

Op! Asking this sort of crap on a 1st date will only ensure that there will be no 2nd date ever!

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