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Na dem sabi!

Road safety Rambo: "oga where is your licence?"





Unarmed driver: "e don expire"





Road safety Rambo: " you go settle us?"




Unarmed driver: "I just wan begin my hustle"





Road safety Rambo: clicks gun...."booyaka".




That's how it goes in naija!

Madam due process that could not ensure that ebele and co followed the same due process but rather encouraged them to rob nigeria blind!

South south people and cultism sef! It's all reversed cowardice anyway! They can't stand alone to achieve anything except with a siege mentality!

johnsonjosbles:
na me and ur dad be mumu cos me n ur dad na mate ode oloriburuku sombody, ma sanfani like buhari durlad

At least I have a dad! You that even the motor park tout that impregnated your mom has abandoned, is your situation not worse!


You don't even have a dad to call mumu! Bloody rejected ape!

joey150:
I can't help but reply. Am guessing you think if i did MMM I'll quit my job or just sit my ass all day waiting for the next 30 days. Because seriously you sound like a pained bitter old woman.

Awww first you'll beat me up and next you give me advice to work hard.

You went from thug to teacher real quick.

Have a nice day and stop being so pained about what people choose to do with their money or not.

This boy you really lack sense! An electronic beating does not mean i want to slap you in real life even though you deserve it!


Teacher? I'm only trying to help you gain some sense! You are the kind of _twat I would send to buy me cigar in real life. Don't take it as an insult because it is a fact! Don't tell me how, when and what I should post on because how I waste my mb is of no concern to you, I can afford it! If the fact that I have opened your eyes to the foolishness of pozi schemes has gotten you butt hurt that is your business! I'm not teaching you anything I'm only trying to assist you in escaping from the land of senselessness which you currently call home!

johnsonjosbles:
anybody who stil suport buhari is a dry soaked bag of cement wit no value because buhari himself is an ashes blowing by breez

Are you still on drugs? Mumu!

joey150:
wow somebody is happy he pays salary.

This ponzi scheme is giving you sleepless nights.. Why so boss? You think one day your workers wouldnt value the change you give them...

Keep getting heart aches. I care less about any ponzi scheme, am just bewildered at such a sad, pathetic and angry low life you are.

Ponzi schemes are for fools and lazy sods such as yourself! Work hard boy, be brave after all you are a man even though you don't reason like 1!


Don't end up like "Bernie madoff" okay! Now kindly _fuck off!

Africonji:
OYEGUN is a fOOLLANI slave. He and Tunubu and the rest Southerners slaves in APC don't know that Buhari and Saraki are Foolanis and were working together on Foollani agenda to enslave the country from the very beginning. So now they are trying to reconcile with Saraki? No more anti-party accusations? Confused fools. No more room for APC in 2019. Mark my words.

****

Your words belong in a toilet!

dee02:
Qualify for the CL again.. I dare your team, when you are bag mingling with the big boys, lets have a natter....
Right now, you are not part of that elite set up anymore
Your shitty team is just a monumental tower which has been and is now obsolete..... A monumental tower of woes!!!!!
Dont live in the past, the present times, we have surpassed you... And that is what we should focus on
Your future and prospects as a club, from a footballing perspective is perilous.... Extremely bleak!!!!!

Hmmmm.....i never knew that nastradamus has been reborn as you seeing as you possess the all seeing eye and can therefore predict the future!



Anyway your deluded rants were exactly what I expected from a frustrated fan of an underachieving club with no history, but know this manchester united are the standard by which the rest of you _cum slurping _wankers of the premier League are meant to aspire to!
Your painment not withstanding we have the cash, trophies, history, allure, prestige and pulling power that you mongrels can only dream about!


I would advise that you shut it till may at least so that you can know where your own destiny lies instead of pulling false predictions about other superior teams out of your ass like t.b joshua! At the end of the day you are an assnal fan....i know it sucks! Stop taking shots at the throne....

BeastAmbition:
With folks like you, Nigeria will never move ahead.

While it is because of folks like you we are currently the way we are!

joey150:
Just as i thought, the petulant baby would bleat and moan.

Stop disgracing yourself..if you see something u dont like, just ignore next time.

PS.. Oh you do have a job.. As a Thug i guess. Since your expertise lies in beating people up

Nope! Thuggery is for miscreants such as yourself! You seem to be keen on getting a job hence why your thought process keeps revolving around jobs!



Listen boy some of us are done with collecting salaries and now prefer to pay salaries to people like you! When next you need motivation for your frustrated ass why don't you check one my threads on my funlord account and see what your mates have achieved through hard work and not through ponzi schemes and _stupidity! Till then double your hustle but for now get lost!

SailorXY:
You no hear say he be cripple's fan?
The men forever looking @ next season

Leave am! I wan ask am some simple Questions!

dee02:
Bags of confidence..... In Abundance!
I support a team not on the same level as United........ Progression over regression!!!!! #Arsenal

Wow....that's impressive...so can you explain to me what version of WOE that not winning the league for 12 years even after millions upon millions of pounds of investment and consistently getting kicked out of the champions League knock out stages in embarrassing fashion has caused you to experience?

dee02:
Only a few MUFC fan will tell you they are nowadays

It is so embarrassing and disgraceful to be a United fan right now

Those guys are going through an awful lot

Pray for Manchester United FC

Good day sir! Please are you confident enough to let us know the team you support?

joey150:
Oga keep quiet.. When me and you discuss if i dey mmm or not?

The guy in a bid to rubbish mmm no even dey make sense.

I know even wan follow you trade words because obviously you go reduce my I.Q, just go your way.

P.S U suppose dey work rather than crying over mmm particpants... Ohh i forgot..you dey jobless.. My bad.

Will you shut the _fuck up before I give you the e beating of your life?


Redundant kid! Do you even know what IQ stands for?

Women and their _stupid quarrels over nothing!



_Bitch please STFU!

Afonjatribeguy:
People's Governor . i love this man , so brave and friendly to the masses not Dullard Buharii the Zoo president ear blocked tyrant, wicked fulani coww

Painology don almost kill this 1!

Has fayose paid salaries in ekiti sef?

The mofo was watching porn.......

joey150:
Since mmm nigeria is not affiliated to mmm global how come you are mentioning it still crashed in China and Zimbabwe? Abi na mmm Nigeria still crash there? I dont understand bros.

No come cry later for nairaland oh? Go and find a job or do business before them "Bernie madoff" you with this mmm trash!

If I was a governor for 8 years and upon that my wife is currently a senator?


Why would I even be in nigeria playing local politics up till now? Na Miami for sure pass for me and my money!

azerbaijanbase:
copied :
# Biafra makes headway in # INDIA
The new Indian national coordinator was invited by the Indian government, Organized by NGO in India to address the issue of Biafra and reasons why Nigeria government is killing unarmed peaceful Biafran protesters. Buhari doesn't know that issue of Biafra is much bigger than him. Let's wait and see.

Shut up you bloody liar!

She even fine pass after she begin run porn package!

iPopAlomo:
Adikam is any football fan worse nightmare... ask Chelshit fans last season... this season... he had a vision about manure utd...

Lana1 and all other uber useless fans of manure should check it out... lower your expectation... nothing for manure this season...

As long as him no see anything about arsenal... me and Adikam are good...

https://www.nairaland.com/3363581/he-never-win-premier-league

So it is the baseless view of this _moron that you are advising us to take as a prophecy for the rest of the premier League season?


Anyway I'm not suprised,_imbeciles are usually in awe of one another! I think you should focus on designing some more wenger out banners, febuary is not far anymore and you know that is when you goners usually begin your descent!

Oasis007:
If Herrera, instead of hitting the post, makes it 2-0, then goodbye. Result."

- Jose Mourinho

Lame! Very lame!! Hope JM isn't tying to pin the Blame on Herrera?! He should rather blame Pogba for his outstandingly poor displays in the Hole!

He was not blaming herrera....he just simply meant that the story would have been different had that his shot that hit the bar gone in!