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Christianity Etc › Re: No Terrorist Group Shouts ‘Jesus, Jesus’ Before Attacks – CAN Replies Soyinka by Funlordjnr: 11:03am On Jan 18, 2017
APCmyheart:
Oga shut up, When a christian person committed anything tragic we blame him but when a Muslim commit we blame the religion..

Let me tell you something, I hate all the killing at up North as it's barbaric and inhuman, But not until the Christian mostly CAN stop blaming Muslim/Islam for all those atrocities, they will keep stepping on so many Muslims toes..
I'm still looking for who gives a flying _fuck about what a bonobo monkey such as yourself thinks!

Let me keep searching my dear simian! smiley

Christianity Etc › Re: No Terrorist Group Shouts ‘Jesus, Jesus’ Before Attacks – CAN Replies Soyinka by Funlordjnr: 10:56am On Jan 18, 2017
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BetaThings:
You are confused about theology
Muslims seek blessing from Allah
You Christians seek blessing from a myth - that somebody was killed for the offence committed by another
That is the premise of your blood salvation - nothing can be more unjust and cruel

Jesus did not die for your sin - God is merciful. Adam prayed to God and forgave him
God did not wait for hundreds of years to kill "His son" for the sin of Adam

As for peadophilia, your forefathers are guilty
and your great grandmas were also deflowered as teens and preteens
You can now take everyone to court

We also know that your priests abuse boys
But we don't as part of religious principles abuse leaders of other religions
Our salvation does not lie in propaganda like yours
See "Allahu akbar painment"....keep the tears coming okay!

By the way I get connection for c4 in case you need to buy some to finish the unimaid job!

Business › Re: What Happened To Me After I Outsource A Job To A Nairalander On Fiverr Today by Funlordjnr:
Tabbaz:
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY

So I posted job request here on even though I have not being lucky outsourcing on nairaland. People usually respond to the request late, after I might have outsourced the job on seoclerk or fiverr. However, this time, I successfully outsource the job to a fellow nairalander

SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL IN THIS

I know your are curious.
I will be brief..
After few hours after I postd the job
Judging from my past experience, I ran to seoclert to post the same request

what happened next will shock you..

I received upto ten offer after few minutes from seoclerk
the average price offered me was $2.5

I was about to outsource it to one of them

Behold!

I receive a whatsapp message from a nairalander indicating interest
After checking his profile I realise he has not made any sales
his profile is new..
I realise I have no choice than to order from his fiverr gig in order to help him with first review

But there is no option for less than $5 on fiverr

So, I told him I would order from him being my brother and a fellow nairalander
despite the fact that I saw another offer with more than 50% off $5
He was happy..

THE BIG GIST
I was just about to order his gig, when I received a message from a client
she ordered a job that took me less than an hour for $5

mouthwatery?

But I'm not done yet

she tipped me with $10 after the job

All of these ordering, send back completed job and tipping occurred within 1.5hrs

LESSON LEARNT

Always assist your fellow human..especially those that are closer to you
e.g
family member
neighbour ..be it physical or virtual (such as nairaland mate grin grin)

Shun..
GREEDINESS
TRIBALISM
RACISM
ETHNIC BIAS
RELIGIOUS BIAS


Afterall, we are all humans before we became yoruba, hausa, igbo, muslim, christian, baba alawo grin grin, atheist...etc

You never know how you will be rewarded for your kind gesture.

THE END.....

P.S. This is not to brag that I'm a good fellow. But to push up the spirit of brotherhood in us

P.P.S. Let's continue to help ourselves. The Government alone can not help us..especially Nigeria Government.

Thanks for your time
Christianity Etc › Re: No Terrorist Group Shouts ‘Jesus, Jesus’ Before Attacks – CAN Replies Soyinka by Funlordjnr: 10:46am On Jan 18, 2017
transient123:
Is this the best you can vomit. It is not intelligence having phone and data plan, rather intelligence is a function of a brain's ability to be able to write or reply intelligence responses like he lectured you on, only to rant like someone possessed.

He took you down memory lane from your deluded screwed thoughts, alas, you can't process or withstand such enormous truth, and if you doubt his lecture, you can read Rev Desmond tutu's book on apartheid and missionary is Africa.
My friend will you shut up your filthy gob? If you finish crying because of the way I have slapped your fellow "allahu akbar brother in terrorism", then you can kindly go and take a never ending swim in the lagoons of epe!
Politics › Re: Uwazuruike Working For Hausa-fulani ‘jihadists’ To Betray Our Struggle –Ipob by Funlordjnr: 10:44am On Jan 18, 2017
midol:
Omidina (alias searchiigforlove, joborskills and mrkayusfit) my fellow yoruba muslim. I agree with you that Uwazuruike is now far greater than Awolowo for hating how kanu exposed his hotels.
Uwazurike is now our best friend in oshogbo since he is fighting to destroy Biafra and ensure we don't die of hunger in osun. grin grin
See ipob tout claiming to be a yoruba muslim! Are you people also ashamed of your lineage?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Funlordjnr: 10:11am On Jan 18, 2017
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Ibime:
Fool, are Robben and Ribery the reason Bayern was conceding 7 goals vs Madrid and Barca? Do they play defence?

Look, I don't know you from Adam and you came in repeating insults you musta heard from Dayo about obesity. Do you know me or what I look like?

You took it to insults, which is fine, because I only debate with graduates. . . . and prefer to insult bloody HND HOLDERS like YOURSELF.

Go and UPGRADE YOURSELF before you show your face again in the comity of men.
Hian!


Nice choke of doom from the portly 1!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Funlordjnr: 10:07am On Jan 18, 2017
ollah1:
Now I know why Dayo disses you here and there. Why haven't Ancelotti upgraded the bayern team pep left for him even tho it's a young side compared to the ageing Robben and Riberry Jupp left for Pep?

Of course u will never mention it that Robben and Ribbery were the men Jupp used to achieve the treble but were already aged and prone to injury upon Pep's arrival.

Your hatred knows no bound.
You should hit the gym btw. OBESITY KILLS YOU SHOULD KILL IT FIRST BRO
cheesy

Haba! Ibime...I can't take this

Christianity Etc › Re: No Terrorist Group Shouts ‘Jesus, Jesus’ Before Attacks – CAN Replies Soyinka by Funlordjnr: 9:58am On Jan 18, 2017
TeamSimple:
Dose are mere world's. You can't say it to my face
In your dreams you wish this statement were true! Listen boy if you met me FACE TO FACE I'm sure you are the kind of lad that I would send to buy me cigar! Stop attempting to measure _pricks with your mental god!

Now GET LOST!
Christianity Etc › Re: No Terrorist Group Shouts ‘Jesus, Jesus’ Before Attacks – CAN Replies Soyinka by Funlordjnr: 9:38am On Jan 18, 2017
TeamSimple:
Keep quayet Toad,somewhere in the Central Africa Republic the Anti-balakas are killing muslims all for their love of Christianity. The muslims are presently living as a refugee in their own country.

The news was all over CNN and BBC including channels last week,But you Idiotas won't see that. Hypocrites
Who is this pained bastard again? undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Funlordjnr: 9:36am On Jan 18, 2017
Oasis007:
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Where are these Dudes Lana1, Eph12 and Funlordjnr!

Chai!
Wetin dey pop? We dey background na!

huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 8:11am On Jan 18, 2017
PietroRico:
These lyon people should go to hell.
Granted depay is not a serious person but I want him to stay till summer.
Something might touch his brain to make him take his career more seriously.
So the "something" that hasn't touched his brain for almost 2 years now will suddenly be touched in 6 months?

My friend depay should get lost! He is an unserious footballer! The money and the fame has gotten to his brain! He should start rapping instead!
Christianity Etc › Re: No Terrorist Group Shouts ‘Jesus, Jesus’ Before Attacks – CAN Replies Soyinka by Funlordjnr: 10:21pm On Jan 17, 2017
Jaymaxxy:
Do I have the right to call Christianity a religion of the rapists after reading that a pastor raped a girl?
That one is your bloody business! I did not create christianity so I can never be pained about how you feel towards it! But the fact that you would agree with me that a lot of _stupid crimes are committed all in the name of your own religion is enough for me in this particular discourse!



A lot of your fellow head butting brothers are crazy _mongs! Ask Donald Trump and after that Kiss the truth!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 8:46pm On Jan 17, 2017
hardwerk:
just look at what a fellow humanbeing did to his fellow human....this is man inhumanity to man oooo
grin


E be like say the guy dey owe the mod money? This kind beef must be followed with chips and gravy!
Christianity Etc › Re: No Terrorist Group Shouts ‘Jesus, Jesus’ Before Attacks – CAN Replies Soyinka by Funlordjnr:
WorldRichest:
This is the last pair of fuccks that I have gotten,you and your fellow morons can have it.
grin


E pain this Osama useless brother well well!

Politics › Re: Southern Kaduna Killings: Reps Summon Service Chiefs, Police IG... by Funlordjnr: 7:08pm On Jan 17, 2017
Upon all the summons, reports and inspections by all these acting big men the southern kaduna people are still being killed like fowls!


Maybe it's time to try the "sack option"!
Christianity Etc › Re: No Terrorist Group Shouts ‘Jesus, Jesus’ Before Attacks – CAN Replies Soyinka by Funlordjnr: 6:53pm On Jan 17, 2017
WorldRichest:
Your hatred for Islam and Muslims has not stopped Islam from growing faster than Christianity. Islam was fully established about 600 years after Christianity, yet the population of Muslims all over the world is near that of Christians. Lies cannot overshadow truth. There are Islamic Terrorist no doubt, but does that make Dangote, Fashola, Tinubu, Rilwan Akiolu, Atiku and billions of Muslims all over the world terrorists?

You hate Muslims, but you all are rushing to Dubai. You hate Muslims, yet you line up in front of Dangote Group for jobs. You hate Muslims, but you wont mind fuccking Aisha, Amina and Rashidat.

The people that chained your grandfathers and exported them to work at slaves in Europe and America were all Christians. Till today, the Africa is backward because of Slave Trade, yet you see Muslims in your dreams.
Have you finished crying? No one cares raghead! Now go and knock your skull on the ground till your forehead looks as if you were shot by a sniper while looking for blessings from a child banger above! Lmao!

Politics › Re: What If Jonathan Was Truly A Hero Of Nigeria’s Democracy? by Funlordjnr: 6:47pm On Jan 17, 2017
See mumu question?
Politics › Re: A Letter Of Appeal To President Yahaya Jammeh From ECOWAS Youth Council by Funlordjnr: 6:33pm On Jan 17, 2017
Jammeh don finally jam!

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Politics › Re: Nigeria 'sends' Warship To The Gambia,Jhammeh Declares 90-day State Of Emergency by Funlordjnr:
As e dey hot! Jammeh sorry oh! grin






Jammeh: "but no be like this buhari talk am na? Haba!


Jazzman olofin: "oga fear don dey catch me oh!"

Christianity Etc › Re: No Terrorist Group Shouts ‘Jesus, Jesus’ Before Attacks – CAN Replies Soyinka by Funlordjnr: 6:24pm On Jan 17, 2017
DeAvenger:
Islam also preaches peace
Yes! The sort of PEACE that comes after a bomb has been detonated I'm sure?

My friend Islam is backward in all ramifications! Go and have a seat!
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Funlordjnr: 8:40am On Jan 17, 2017
Durosure:
You Register Just October last year... and you are here running your Mouth
Olodo!Go run your scam for 2go
Politics › Re: Chibok Girls: Oby Ezekwesili Speaks On Her Return From Sambisa Forest Tour by Funlordjnr: 7:11am On Jan 17, 2017
2 confused individuals....
Politics › Re: Graphic Video Shows Men Being Slaughtered By Men In Military Uniform - Watch by Funlordjnr: 7:08am On Jan 17, 2017
angry
viviangist:
A graphic video has shown some men in military uniform slaughtering people one after the other with a knife. The video shows about 10 men lined and called one after the other to be slaughtered.

It is unclear what they did to deserve such bad end. "People are saying it happened in Southern Kaduna". Watch Graphic video below:

Source - http://www.viviangist.com/graphic-video-shows-men-being-slaughtered-by-men-in-military-uniform-watch


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szyRvBuXv2o

CC - Lalasticlala
This Vivian sef...why are you such a mega liar? Even after being busted times without number?

Abeg just change the name of that your blog to "Vivian bobo"!
Politics › Re: No Dialogue, Niger Delta Problems Already Known, Says Buhari by Funlordjnr: 7:02am On Jan 17, 2017
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sarrki:
Baba please Don't disappoint us on the Niger delta problem.

Please put physical infrastructure we can all see

God Bless Muhammadu Buhari

God Bless Niger delta Areas

God Bless Federal Republic Of Nigeria
Oba himself.....This your passport set oh!

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Funlordjnr: 6:56am On Jan 17, 2017
Durosure:
If you cant trust me with your fund. No need for Business, It hard but thats how i role now.

Am not subject to anyone credibility

Credible enough to Stand Otherwise.........Go left..........it an open Market
You better go and look for stew to use with these your trashy terms!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr:
Brightwood:
When Kagawa isn't busy bashing Herrera, he's one of the best bathroom analysts on this thread, sit down, maybe you will learn a thing or two from him.
Look mom....another talented _moron!

Politics › Re: Buhari's 1983 Coup Was To Derail Igbo Presidency - Ezeife by Funlordjnr: 5:38am On Jan 17, 2017
Ngozi123:
I always knew that you were a tribalist...
But you are a diplomat abi? Odiegwu!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 5:35am On Jan 17, 2017
ChristineC:
Ander Herrera and Paul Pogba played as a middle two for 45 mins. From my view they were not overrun.

Kagawa10 be kind enough to BLESS ME with some ANALYSIS smiley
Bless you with some hot _shit you mean?
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Funlordjnr: 5:32am On Jan 17, 2017
Durosure:
paypal fund available ABOUT 300$ @425/$

NO ESCROW NO NEGOCIATING.
grin

See terms? So are you willing to send 1st then?
Investment › Re: MMM Just Credited My Account, Who Else Has Gotten Alert? by Funlordjnr: 10:34pm On Jan 16, 2017
goldenval:
You must be very stupid to vomit such rubbish from your mouth.... Simply upload your so called payment or shut up your mouth because you don't have nothing to offer!!
Cc: aloyt!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 8:17pm On Jan 16, 2017
Nihilist:
Of course I'm a proud ABU, but this has nothing to do with that.

Elampiro is contesting the judgement of pundits who were live at the game and had replay technology to hand. I'm also contesting his own interpretation dazall.
I feel you...abeg ask him to review his "brother" rooneys performance when he was brought on to save our souls! Na that argument I go like join....

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