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Politics › Re: What Happens When Christians No Longer Turn The Other Cheek ? by Funlordjnr: 7:56am On Aug 28, 2016
It will then lead to multiple 187's on the muthafucking ragheads!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Breaking News: IGBUDU - The Terror Of Ahoada, Finally Killed. by Funlordjnr: 7:48am On Aug 28, 2016
tongue



Good riddance to bad rubbish!



NCAN has also noticed the name of the dead poltroon as "Igbudu?"


No wonder! A confirmed citizen of the ogoro soaked, creek filled, environmentally devastated hood of the "our oil" nationals!



Reporting live from the diaspora!
Politics › Re: President Buhari Laughs So Hard In Kenya With Other Heads Of State by Funlordjnr: 3:36pm On Aug 27, 2016
undecided


See question? Make person no laugh again?



And see some baby wailers on this thread still making an issue out of it!

These wailers are really a sorry bunch of sad, bitter, frustrated and cursed nitwits!
Politics › Re: Rio 2016: How Dalung Embarked On Jamboree With 36 Guests - NigerianTimes by Funlordjnr: 3:26pm On Aug 27, 2016
undecided


Even though dalung is an incompetent bonobo monkey, which kind of evidence is this?



That paper can be printed anywhere na? No official headings, stamps etc! Haba......
Politics › Re: Abdulmumin Jibrin's First Wife, Laila Who Dumped Him After He Married A 2nd Wife by Funlordjnr: 3:23pm On Aug 27, 2016
undecided


So?
Politics › Re: How Dogara, Gbajabiamila, Others Received N10bn In Illegal Allowances - Jibrin by Funlordjnr: 3:15pm On Aug 27, 2016
grin


From that source, you can tell that this story was brought to you from the inside of someone's "face me I face" you apartment somewhere in ogun state! Probably close to olumo rock........
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 5:45pm On Aug 26, 2016
afrodoc2:
Omo i bow o. Last time i had to go through all that was when i was in Naija. I live 15mins from my office.
But wait o Nihilist, you mean 2hrs by train? shocked
Men such dedication must mean the nigga fit dey stack nice chips or na fulfilling dream job!


I get up at 5 daily but I don't step out the door till ten! Although if there is 1 thing life in that u.k dey teach person na how to dey prompt and not tardy! Or else the next document you may be viewing may be your p45!

Lmao......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 5:06pm On Aug 26, 2016
shocked
Nihilist:
Used to.

Back then it used to take just 50 minutes to get to Euston.
I've now moved to a small village in Lincolnshire. It now takes 2 hours to get to Kings Cross, and I still do that everyday. grin grin
2 hours to kings cross? This nigga dey try gan! What if you get pissed the night before in error?


What time to you normally have to leave your house each day? Like 5am? Cause I guess you need to hit the office before 8am!
Politics › Re: 'I Handed Over The Best Nigerian Government To Buhari' - GEJ Says by Funlordjnr: 8:49am On Aug 26, 2016
MissingBudget:
My parents must be so ashamed of me by now. The distorted facts are right before my very eyes but the stupidity and ignorance that lucifer has blessed me with keeps on blindly leading me to support a brainless, corrupt, _dunce of president who made no significant efforts to change my destiny and those of my fellow youths! I just can't understand the fact why I am this cursed.
I understand your pain!


Now kindly GET LOST!
Politics › Re: Buhari should make Jonathan’s mistakes, says Omokri by Funlordjnr: 7:12am On Aug 26, 2016
greatgod2012:
Please, for posterity sake, stop this. It's getting annoying. We're talking about how serious hardship and suffering are hitting on Nigerians, you're talking about someone being a wailer, Abeg, if you have any iota of humanity in you, you'll pity your fellow citizens suffering.
Is this the 1st time that people have been suffering in nigeria? Was there no suffering under their visionless government that only kept borrowing billions in order to cover up their looting spree and provide no meaningful development?



It is expected that things would get bad before they improve but that is expected in a mono economy like ours? Oil prices have crashed and subsidy is gone so the product is more available but more costly and the government has not implemented a new minimum wage so why won't things be a bit challenging on the average?



That does not mean that the efforts that the new government has been trying to put in place would not yield fruits eventually so why all the crying? It has only been a year plus of them trying to point the country in a different direction after all! Nigerians and hurry hurry sef! Are you not happy that black market fuel dealers have vanished? Don't you enjoy the availability of purchasing petroleum products now with ease without stress rather than having one big mans son or girlfriend sitting in a hotel in abuja and collecting millions for free all in the name of subsidy while only providing you with stress at the pumps?


If we are suffering what should somalians or the sudanese say? With N500 can't you still get decent meal anywhere in this country? Abeg forget this remo guy, he should have rather been advising his boss that stealing was corruption and letting our soldiers and citizens die over dollar sharing could cost them the election! He is just a bitter mong! He should get lost...........
Politics › Re: Soyinka Urges Buhari To Dialogue With Militants- Daily Trust by Funlordjnr: 6:42am On Aug 26, 2016
Legitbaba:
No o body dey beg am oh....if he is not ready for dialogue...he should buy more war planes and come down south....

No one, I mean no one can beat us in our land..... unless night and day ceases to exist
Where were you when they sent some of your money grabbing naija delta criminal militants to hades via the odi route in bayelsa?



Keep quiet and stop beating your cabin chest unnecessarily and pray for a solution through dialogue! If the nigerian army decides to descend on your paltry militants the collateral damage may send you and your family to cameroon!




No rag tag group of self serving drunkards can fight a determined government and win! Now run along go and have breakfast so that your mum does not complain about you wasting her chow!
Politics › Re: Buhari should make Jonathan’s mistakes, says Omokri by Funlordjnr: 6:34am On Aug 26, 2016
grin


This omokri is one super wailer! The way dey ended his career in the villa go pain am till the rapture occurs!



Nigga go get a new job already! Or your oga no get who to give your cv to again?
Politics › Re: Reasons Why There Will Be Deadlock In Federal Government & Avengers Negotiations by Funlordjnr: 6:29am On Aug 26, 2016
undecided


These o.p's views seem like those of a tribalistic militant!



Which wan be tinubu this, hausa that, oil, oil, oil, northerners interest, denying access?


Just add ipob youths and afonja something and get it all off your chest at once! Rubbish
Politics › Re: I Handed Over Nigeria That Produced Africa’s Richest Man-jonathan Replies Buhari by Funlordjnr: 6:24am On Aug 26, 2016
Abeg this jonathan should shut the _fuck up abeg!


You were rejected by nigerians for your massive failure as their president! Focus on producing a similar kind of dangote from your otueke creek as a local statesman now!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 6:18am On Aug 26, 2016
Diademk07:
De Gea HARDLY MADE ANY SAVES vs ARSENAL for example and the youth played in that particular game?...
So true! No wonder we collected 3-0 at the emirates and escaped with a 3-2 scorline in old trafford in which they created more chances than us!


Conceding 5 goals against an average title rival is down to superb coaching tactics plus solid youth involvement I guess!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 8:17pm On Aug 25, 2016
tongue

GROUP STAGE FINAL DRAWS;

GROUP A;
PSG(FRA) Arsenal(ENG) Basel(SUI) Ludogorets(BUL)




GROUP B:
Benfica(POR) Napoli(ITA) Dynamo Kyiv(UKR) Beşiktaş(TUR)



GROUP C:
Barcelona(ESP) Man. City(ENG) Mönchengladbach(GER) Celtic(SCO)


GROUP D:
Bayern(GER) Atlético(ESP) PSV(NED) Rostov(RUS)


GROUP E:
CSKA Moskva(RUS) Leverkusen(GER) Tottenham(ENG) Monaco(FRA)


GROUP F:
Real Madrid(ESP) Dortmund(GER) Sporting CP(POR) Legia(POL)


GROUP G:
Leicester(ENG) Porto(POR) Club Brugge(BEL) København(DEN)


GROUP H:
Juventus(ITA) Sevilla(ESP) Lyon(FRA) Dinamo Zagreb(CRO)





I wonder which one can be considered the group of death this time around?
Politics › Re: World Bank Officials Drown In Nigeria's In Egbe Dam In Egbe Ekiti by Funlordjnr: 4:11pm On Aug 25, 2016
IrradiatoR:
imagine this


we believe, we believe. . .

they had no idea of what was going on in their backyard. . .

and I can't imagine supposedly exposed individuals not to put on life jackets. .

it is a pity
That's not even suprising as long as its naija! I'm sure even the budget for the provision of life jackets even for the staff working at the dam is in one idiots bank account! And who has been held responsible? No one......



Even my close friend "muheez bello" lost his life during the last local government elections in 2014 in epe local government in lagos! He was going to cast his vote and was in line to win the election! Even the fishermans and obas sons died because they had no life jackets in an overloaded boat! Till date nothing has been done to address the situation! And this is rich lagos!


If wan big man dies now they would swing into action!
Sports › Re: Usain Bolt's Manhood Is Small - Jady Duarte, Brazilian Girl He Had Sex With by Funlordjnr: 3:17pm On Aug 25, 2016
grin


Bang and bounce like a boss!



He did the right thing all man does on a holiday na, and did she expect a multi millionaire like bolt to treat a ho like her like a housewife?


_Bitch please shut the _fuck up! That nigga you are trying to diss is ALL THE WAY UP! Go and buy some cerelac for your babies with the change you got!
Crime › Re: Man On Facebook Lures Women In Lagos, Rapes And Robs Them by Funlordjnr: 2:32pm On Aug 25, 2016
grin

His victims were all _stupid and greedy!


He himself is just a pathetic rogue! Match made in hell!
Politics › Re: El-Rufai: The Worst Job To Have In Nigeria Today, Is To Be A Governor by Funlordjnr: 2:19pm On Aug 25, 2016
angry



Will you sit down there and finish the job? See this man oh? When after 21 years of failure by past military and pdp governors you have finally started repairing my family houses streets and all the adjoining ones in my hood you want to cut out?



Finish my tarring my street and complete those street lights before you resign okay!
Politics › Re: World Bank Officials Drown In Nigeria's In Egbe Dam In Egbe Ekiti by Funlordjnr:
shocked
ganisucks:
Nigerians will regret ever voting for APC. When people say that by 2017, Nigerians will be eating each other due to extreme poverty, APCites will be talking balderdash. Without investment, let us see how the government will reach its $42 per barrel pipe dream.
How does this event involve the apc again? Or Is ekiti state now being ruled by the apc?



Instead of you to complain about how that _stupid, ponmo slicing thief called fayose could not provide adequate security and safety detail to a group of officials trying to bring some form of infrastructural development to his pathetic state you are here crying about inconsequential things!



Was it apc that told him to hide over N2 billion of the states cash in his zenith bank account and told him not to pay salaries and pensions for months or to allow the danger in the dam to fester?



This your career in wailing has completely diminished your ability to apply deductive reasoning in your daily pursuits! Pele.......
Christianity Etc › Re: Princewill Iheme: Only Igbo President Will Save Nigeria by Funlordjnr: 2:02pm On Aug 25, 2016
grin

Yes! From ipob _stupidity!
Politics › Re: Mark Okoye & Mohammed Sani, Youngest Serving Commissioners Who Are In Their 30s by Funlordjnr: 1:59pm On Aug 25, 2016
huh
kokoA:
That handshake in the second pix though..
Occultic?
Politics › Re: Misunderstanding Democracy...Buhari Sliding Back Into Draconian Dictatorship . by Funlordjnr: 1:56pm On Aug 25, 2016
undecided


Very long rubbish!
Crime › Re: I Killed To Avenge Friend’s Death - Eiye Hitman by Funlordjnr: 1:14pm On Aug 25, 2016
grin



Not suprised at all! Eiye boys have always been an embarrassment to the establishment!


_Fuck j-pron!!!

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