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Buhari: Hey bastards, you better think long and hard about this dialogue _shit! Cause after "dialogue" comes only "death"....



Burutai: Damn straight your excellency! I'm ready to "smile!"......




Scavengers: Chai! Soyinka come oh.........?

Ebele! Shut up and finish that your ogogoro!

Which kind nonsense article this otondo prof write like this?

Community service! Its not unusual or a problem! Even banks in the developed world support social programs in such ways!



_Fuck it o.p! Next............

Hausas to the rescue as usual!


Tazarce baba na!






**sips tuwo shin kafa shake**

Can't these people already ranting on this thread take a closer look at "the source?"


Na wa for these our naija youths oh! So much gullibility!

See dudes worrying about city because of all the pep propaganda?


Na their type man united dey call "customer "da da ni"!

Bring on the derby! They will get a game unlike any other!

See marriage?


Look o.p marriage is a medium for YOU and your PARTNER to build a new union for YOU and YOUR KIDS to both cater to!


Your priorities should be doing the best for your KIDS and not walking on egg shells around your extended families or caring who texted who or who did not greet whose mother or father!


Both your families have fault lines so for now allow your husband focus on his family and you face your own! Bone all these unnecessary issues and focus on YOU, YOUR HUSBAND and YOUR KIDS!



It seems both sets of your families are filled with members who don't have anything going for them in their lives hence why they need to use you guys as a distraction or as a place to display their wickedness or frustrations!


With time everyone may outgrow all this crap, but if not I don't see how what your family eats should be making your inlaws go to the toilet!


FACE FRONT and focus on your nuclear family for now! Being besties with your inlaws is not by force and sometimes your marriage is more peaceful when you keep them at arms length!

n0m0705:
I never doubted blind, he may look too soft but he has shown us over and over that he has the intelligence to make up for his physique. If player like blind plays for Barcelona he would be the BEST DEFENDER IN THE WORLD the world. Even NOW HE IS NOT FAR OFF.

Chei!


Bros we still dey august oh! Chillax.........form may be temporary!

Please let's get 1 thing straight here! Fellaini is an average central or defensive midfielder! Even the early season form you lads are yapping about is virtually non existent to me!



This Is the same brute that was at fault for causing our 1st official goal against us this season(in the community shield) and almost cost us the lead by needlessly giving away 2 stupid freekicks about 25 yards from the post! If only hull had a "messi, payet or ronaldo" type freekick taker we may have been 2-0 down by the end of the 1st half!




His card count has already started stacking up! He got a yellow yesterday that could have jeopardised the teams efforts, and his needless elbows and holding players are red card accidents waiting to happen when we get to the europa league where refs are more heartless! His passes are always safe options, never any defence splitting or over the top ones, his goal count is minimal and he never seems able to make a difference when in the wall even if he looks like an iroko tree!




The truth is fellaini is a "jose type" player for now, strength, height to make a difference during set pieces or corners, and one willing to unleash the dark arts in order to aid the teams ultimate aim which is victory! At man united we have always had DM's or CM's who may have been brutal but were good footballers: "bryan robson, paul ince, nicky butt, roy keane".....these are our standards and fellaini does not meet up! I don't know what "scheniderleins" problem is, because "carrick" is old and "bastian" wants to only watch tennis! If he could step up he would be the typical guy we need at 4!



Fellaini has just been doing what fellaini always does! I saw him play games like this under LVG sef! Nothing exceptional yet, let's keep watching!

Ibime:
God bless the day we signed Kante.

Of all signings made by ENGLISH CLUBS in the summer, he is the BEST signing.

Its the hope that actually kills...........along with the laughter!



And quote..............

Greenback:
When will the fulani herdsm..oops! when will the libyans and boko haram herdsmen receive the treatment?
What a dogharious president..

Why go off topic? If you don't have anything meaningful to type and post regarding this thread, its not a crime to save your mb and go and watch a nice movie or have something to eat! Maybe its hunger that has bred this your anger!



Stop filling cyber space with this sort of mind numbing foolish posts! It makes you and your extended family look bad!

This guy can wail? Haba! You be babe?

Have you finished protecting nigerians from murderous herdsmen, criminal militants, crooked politicians and boko haram 1st?

Tell your future WIFE to check that _bitch she calls her sister!


And stylishly avoid her till after the wedding! You don't need to deal with her mess!

Naturally I'm a fun guy and usually the life of the party so my girl has her funny bone screwed on tight!



I do the you "sexy _bitch or nasty/filthy girl" thing when we shag but normally I don't go with the name calling too much! "Baby girl, baby mama, love, sweetheart and madam" are all par for the course though! She can call me whatever I don't mind!




Now what I won't stand for is being called any of that crap I see in naija movies or hear on naija radio! Why the hell would I want to be called or even attempt to call my woman my "sweetie potato or sweetie banana, panya" or all that trashy area mush? We keep it classy all year round abeg!

joeace2020:
Most people troll that kagawa guy here just to pass time really. Any intelligent person would know when he is being trolled and take a chill. Even elampiro knows when he's being trolled on the rooney matter but this dude is of a different class. Reeks of utter cluelessness. He would think he's in an argument when he is being made fun of and ridiculed...from watching ball under canopy now to assister of the asssist man. Nairaland and especially this thread is all there is to the dudes life. All his supposed friends and enemies exist here so it's no wonder he replies every quote or comment regarding him and his sh1tty posts like a customer call rep. He would spend the whole day to read and watch all the videos about the club just so he can display his "fantastic" football knowledge here and at the end of the day still fail badly at it. Imagine having all that time in the world and wasting it just to prove a point to faceless people you might never meet. cringe....The same time a lot of people here spend making money or even shagging their girlfriend while replying his post. That's how little his world is...begins and ends here! Take away this thread or nairaland and tomorrows front page news of a suicide wont surprise you.

I actually think the following reasons are the reasons for his strange posts and over all manic forum game:


1: He might be a high school kid or just some really young dude! Hence why he can never differentiate between friendly or hostile fire!



2: Gets a lot of his views on formations, tactics, player profiles etc from segas football manager (FM) and not from actual experience or knowledge gained by playing the game with friends or watching decades of soccer!




3: Probably uses player ratings from FIFA or Pro evolution games to determine the qualities of the player or what a player is capable of doing with the ball!




4: Visits a lot of soccer blogs and imports random balderdash from such sites in a bid to appear as some well versed guru in the game! Hence why dude is never able to give a straight answer when cornered but prefers to go on a tangent about some other topic that has no direct correlation with the present discourse!




5: Is not a "united fan" and has probably never set foot in an actual football stadium before (local or international) but has seen them a lot through his parents car windows as they drive past!




6: Probably single, a virgin or prefers sucking on male testes(explains the unwarranted attack on the female last week), hence the sexual frustration leads to the involuntary need for constant confrontation as opposed to actually busting a nut in order to feel orgasmic!





**expecting him to come and wail and gnash his teeth over this psyche evaluation in 1..2...3..**

Keneking:
Useless government, a family of five needs N1300/for lunch with low quality protein.

- Tuber of Yam 1pc : N1000
- Pepper dried : N100
- Onions : N100
- Red oil : N100

Excl gas cost etc

You have recently joined the wailing gang so I am not suprised at your new found penchant for lying through your keypad by distorting facts, falsifying news reports, creating alice in wonderland type statistics, non existent claims on the past governments achievements etc. all in the hunt for cheap likes or some sort of fleeting online validation that gives you a feeling of satisfaction!




So let me ask you this! Please where in nigeria did you by a tuber of YAM 1PC for N1000?



Dried pepper for N100? So you can't buy a N50, N60 or N80 naira portion anymore? Even onions? Even red oil? So these your prices are the government approved rates and are non negotiable?




By the way I live in abuja, 1 of the 3 most expensive cities for food prices in nigeria! So abeg, kindly regale us with this "dubai state of nigeria" that you shopped in that was so costly!



Rubbish!!!

“We are starting matches with a second man behind Zlatan, but we can start some matches with the player in front of Zlatan, so the kid rashford is going to play a lot of matches for sure.”




Jose mourinho.....www.football365.com




That 2nd man is rooney! Which means as the season goes on rooney may have to revert to the bench or will have to replace mata on the wings because this days his effectiveness comes whenever he is shunted out to the wings!




He does nothing in the hole except losing possession and slowing down our tempo! What mikityrian showed yesterday was exactly what the number 10 does and should be doing!

adwem2003:
Do you know what's called investigative journalism?

No ogbeni! You know I only attended night school underneath the area 1 bridge!



But you that knows, why are you not working for channels tv or CNN?

UniqueGem:
You sir, are a SUPERB fool.

Corrected!

BEFORE THE CALL:


NDScavengers: " PMB! we want soyinka to dialogue on our behalf oh? He is credible and we know he won't come and dialogue with you under the influence of ogogoro! Abeg make him show"




PMB: " so no credible people from your region again? Oya na! No shaking, call him up"



AFTER THE CALL:


Soyinka: "Erm scavenge... I mean guys this dialogue no pure sha! Una don over _fuck up and una sponsors don already judas una in order to escape probe! And the rest of those board members na alert dem dey find! Them no send una! You no see say even kanu dey beg for him life from kuje? Na oyo state una dey now oh?"




NDScavengers: "Ha! But why na? We are ready to talk! Anything wey dem drop we go collect! Owu dey blow us die for inside this creek oh! Abeg forget kanu and dasuki matter, see as dem butcher general migwor and field marshall egberipapa some days back? Ah we dey fear oh"




Soyinka: "abeg try call clark or ebele, I wan reach ogun sharply for 1 meeting, but I go show back sharply, maybe tomorrow or next week sef! I no go tay, I swear! Sorry for una lives...erm I mean loss......take care, call me"



ABUJA:



PMB: burutai? I just heard from soyinka... Has that crocodile started smiling yet?





General burutai! It has started boning sir! The smile is gone! By the time we are done, even the fishes in the creeks would have more to live for than those bastards! Over and out sir!

teebillz:
Those guns look very different the one we always see the militants carrying.

So you know sabi say na those militants sabi lie pass?



See dem with locally made oka pistols, I pass my neighbour generators, ancient ak 47's and mossberg shot guns wey don rain pass even during university days and with 1 boat wey resemble the one wey mungo park take discover the niger river!



Na only mouth dem get oh? Their sponsors don freeze account!

Maybe after operation "crocodile bone"! Na turn by turn!

No honour amongst thieves really!



I'm sure they may find that accountant general somewhere in otueke! That's were all of their loot training began!