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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmania: 12:14pm On Jan 31, 2017
"Carrasco" being linked with man united? So it's either him or "griezmann" then because athletico madrid won't let both go @ the same time!

Who we need pass?



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RomanceRe: Weed Or Pusssy? Pics by Funlordmania: 12:06pm On Jan 31, 2017
AlexCk:
Did they say he left his home?

He could be anyway away from home, n the pooo decided to come,

My cognitive reasoning abilities is pretty good, tongue tongue
Mama see as this criminal wan dodge me sha?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmania: 11:57am On Jan 31, 2017
Spy360:
Lie lie boy. You too lie jawe. Which kind unrepentant liar you be? So tey lies don force your mouth bend like Ekaette yansh. Repent and be baptised you silly liar. All liars shall go to.....?
This is a verified statement from a confirmed "gayner legend"....so why e dey pain you like say na Cantona talk am? Abeg stop crying..Ndo!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmania:
Spy360:
Did I mention my club? I only said money can't buy class and you guys went into a self servicing orgy. Shows you guys lack class.

Kwantinu!
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"Even though I owe him a lot in my career, It would be remiss for me not to point out that Arsene tends to lack class when under immense pressure...." Thierry' igwe' Henry!

Foreign AffairsRe: I Swear If Isis Bomb Any City In Russia, Every Islamists Will Die In Half An Hou by Funlordmania: 11:18am On Jan 31, 2017
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SalamRushdie:
Wiki will be releasing 1700 e mails soon that would finally silence fools like you ... Hillary and Obama rceruited hardened jihadist from all ove the middle east armed them and let them loose ....since Obama left what gain has ISIS made ? Was it not the same USA that recently gave russia bombing coordinates for over 30 ISIS sites the Obama administration refused to disclose .. Wake up
Wiki? When assange is even saying he is ready to return to America after his tranny pal was pardoned? Does your TV use kerosene?

I give up bros.....you just made my day! Such a funny fellow....so in order words you have nothing to use in backing your claims...just wikis future releases? Jesus....lol

Foreign AffairsRe: I Swear If Isis Bomb Any City In Russia, Every Islamists Will Die In Half An Hou by Funlordmania: 11:05am On Jan 31, 2017
SalamRushdie:
Another Obama ass licker has arrived ..Dude i have known you to be reservoir of poor judgement for sometime now ..You that cant even tell that Buhari will never achieve a single thing and now you want to teach me international politics .....understanding the intrigues and processes in international politics is not for people withe IQ of a flea ...Are you not the same Muslim that comes online pretending to bea christian just to cause division?
When you saps are cornered you start throwing stupid brain dead conspiracy theories around in order to hide your mind numbing intellectual deficiencies! What has buhari got to do with how I have backed you into a corner? Or are you angry that he is slapping the taste out of the mouth of your "shiite or shall I say shitty" homeboys in nigeria? Nigerian is not Iran so no backward thinking, bushy bearded gang of child rapists is going to get a pass from this govt. Sorry....if that hurts you then I'm loving it!



Now I'm a muslim? Very soon you would say afonja? The next thing it would be silly kid! Lol....kindly provide proof of the claims you have made in your last post about "hillary Clinton and Obama supporting ISIS"! "Show us the hard evidence as well as explain to us how their interference in that country or how their tacit support for a terrorist group which has also killed americans would aid u.s foreign policy?" "so it was the marines, CIA and the FBI that were recruited to become ISIS touts?" I wonder why hillary and Obama have not been charged to the ICC then with such glaring evidence discovered by some kid with cheap Internet access?


Are you paid to reason like a _dunce for a living?
Foreign AffairsRe: I Swear If Isis Bomb Any City In Russia, Every Islamists Will Die In Half An Hou by Funlordmania: 10:21am On Jan 31, 2017
SalamRushdie:
He used them to do what exactly ? To overthrow his vety secular govt ? They were recruited by hillary and co as the armed wing of the Obama sponsored arab spring in syria
Kindly keep shut....this your post has shown that you are the one that knows absolutely nothing about international politics! I'm sure you are one of those jihadist mofos!
RomanceRe: Weed Or Pusssy? Pics by Funlordmania: 9:58am On Jan 31, 2017
AlexCk:
...or maybe he's going to take a shît, that awkward feeling when one is heavy with póop, n no place to clear it

Lol
So he left the comfort of his own homes toilet? In order to go and take a _shit in the forest while it's snowing?

From the look on me and niggas face you should know what we think about your cognitive reasoning abilities by now!

RomanceRe: A Benin Girl Posted Before & After Sex Picture On Facebook And Got This. by Funlordmania: 9:47am On Jan 31, 2017
Both of them look like jobless smelly youths!

Look at what their stink even did to my kid?
Now he won't have breakfast....undecided

PoliticsIgbo Nation Finally Dumps Pdp [ Apc All The Way!]....by Joe Igbokwe! by Funlordmania(op): 2:48am On Jan 31, 2017
General Collin Powell tells me that “A dream does not become a reality through magic, it takes sweat, determination and hard work” John Lennon also tells me that “Being honest may not get you many friends but it will always get you the right ones” My people, the biggest political news in Nigeria today is the massive movement of Igbo political leaders into APC. From Enugu to Anambra, Ebonyi, Imo and Abia the story is the same – APC all the way. 



Now, what did they see? Why this unprecedented movement? Did they just wake up from the slumber? Did they learn anything different today? Are there emerging tendencies they suddenly discovered? What are those emerging tendencies? Why APC now? What are the political calculations? Will it be beneficial to Igbo and Nigeria as a political entity? Can this move reintegrate Igbo into the mainstream proper? There are other many questions that bother me.



In 2015, few of us appealed to the Igbo Nation to join APC because we know PDP will die because of corruption and impunity and what did they do? They abused us and called us names like saboteurs, traitors & betrayers. My name becameJoe YORUBAKWE, Joe HAUSAKWE etc. Today they are lining up to join APC. Last year I wrote an article that I want to the IGBO nation play opposition politics for at least 20 years and hell was let loose. They nearly sent me to the gallows. Now see IGBO politicians trying to outdo one another to join APC. This is unbelievable! So APC is no longer Boko Haram Party, Hausa/ Fulani Party or Yoruba party? Why did it take us this long to discover the truth? When Yoruba and Hausa/ Fulani formed APC, did we not know that the game is over in 2015? I welcome my brothers and Sisters into APC because of one man called, Senator Ken Nnamani, a great son of Igboland, a decent man, very intelligent, honorable, wise, cerebral, sensible, honest, and truthful.


When they descended on me it was only Senator Ken Nnamani that consoled me. No wonder he is now the South East leader of APC. Do not forget that it was Senator Ken Nnamani as the President of the Senate that led the onslaught that killed the Obasanjo’s third term agenda.


God is not unjust! He chooses whom to lift up and who to bring down! Today history has taught me that every leader writes his own history through his own actions, deeds and choices he makes. I have also learnt from history that all the darkness in the world cannot extinguish the light of one candle. It is always good to follow the majority in a democracy but it is always good also to listen to the voices of the minority because the majority can be wrong and foolish.
After all, those who crucified Jesus Christ were in the majority.



The rest is now history but the lessons are there for the Igbo leadership. Proper analysis, permutations and calculations in any issue that concerns Nigeria, Igbo and other Nigerians should be strictly adhered to.  Jumping into serious political decisions with heads, hands, legs, mouths, ears, eyes etc portends grave danger for the Igbo commonwealth. The decision to support Jonathan in 2015 to rule Nigeria for 10years when Obasanjo had done 8years was a terrible decision that was at once potentially dangerous for Nigeria corporate existence. The permutation that an incumbent cannot be defeated in Nigeria was an attack on history and civilization.



The lazy and timid assumption that Jonathan would hand over to Igbo in 2019 if he had won the 2015 was a celebration of mediocrity and poor understanding of the dynamics of Nigerian politics. Like I said the rest is now history. This piece is just for record purposes.
Now let me use this medium to appreciate men like Governor Rochas Okorocha, Dr Chris Ngige, George Moghalu, Osita Okechukwu, Osita Izunaso, The Igbo Conscience(TIC) the late Chukwuma Azikiwe, and few others. Thank you for accepting all the abuse. Governor Rochas Okorocha was the biggest victim of this assault. I appreciate Rochas for taking the heat with courage, power, love and a sound mind.



My advice to Igbo: please work with other Nigerians to make sure the North complete its 8years as adopted in 1999 for equity, justice and fair play. We must begin now to position ourselves for 2023.  Igbo Presidency in 2023 must never be negotiated away again the way we did in 2011 with Jonathan. Old ways will not open new doors. The difference between an animal in the bush and human being is education not money. The future belongs to the efficient.
 

Joe Igbokwe
Lagos



http://www.premiumngr.com.ng/2017/01/igbo-nation-dumps-pdp-apc-all-wayjoe.html?m=1
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan's Statue In University Of Port-Harcout, By Onyekachi Divine by Funlordmania: 2:22am On Jan 31, 2017
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Even his statue also looks drunk!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmania: 1:42am On Jan 31, 2017
This has to be the worst January transfer window of all time! Even with all the cash the TV rights thing has brought into the coffers of most clubs! I can't believe what I'm watching here..... angry
PoliticsRe: Miyyeti Allah Cattle Breeders Have Standing Army That Can Destroy National Peace by Funlordmania: 1:25am On Jan 31, 2017
highrise07:
A non-governmental Organisation, Advocacy for Advancement of Peace & Harmony in Africa Initiative (ADAPHAI) has described the activities and utterances of members of the Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders Association of Nigeria(MACBAN) as a serious threat to National Security, calling for urgent action to avert imminent danger.
The statement was made on Monday through the Executive Director of the organisation, Mr Olaniyi Owolabi while speaking on the recent clashes between herdsmen and farmers.
Owolabi said the recent killings of farmers in the North Central, and gruesome murder of villagers in Kaduna State portend serious threat to National Security, and a recipe to internal uprising.
He recalled the Ekiti saga, where Miyetti Allah Cattle breeders Association of Nigeria issued a threat of imminent attack on Ekiti people over the alleged killings of cows in the state and ban on open rearing of cows through Grazing Reserve Act.
He noted that the continued massacre of innocent Nigerians in the hands of herdsmen was unacceptable and barbaric, saying such act must stop quickly for the purpose of national cohesion.
According to him, “there is limit to what people can take in their stride when it comes to brutal oppression and calculated elimination, communities in the Southern Kaduna and elsewhere where people were being killed in hundreds are potential theatres of war, if something is not done very fast.
The Peace Advocate averred that the organisation had concluded a comprehensive research on the mode and pattern of attacks by the herdsmen, including their source of armament, and discovered shocking revelations that seriously pose a threat to national security.
He, therefore, called on President Muhammadu Buhari to quickly mobilise various security agencies in the country to check the activities of Fulani herdsmen and invariably avert possible internal uprising of “unimaginable magnitude”.
In his words, ”the covert reality of the incessant clashes between cattle rearers and farmers anywhere in Nigeria is ” a wrapped infringement” of people’s rights with impunity.
“By our mandate and objectives, we are statutorily a whistle blower on issues that pose threat to peace and National Security, and our voice should be compulsorily louder in the face of dicey security challenges in Nigeria, and Africa at large.
” The bloodbaths in various communities of Nigeria as a result of rifts between cattle rearers and farmers compelled us to embark on painstaking research and methodological findings on the burning issue of continuous clashes over grazing territories between herdsmen and farmers.
“Our findings convincingly revealed that the style of grazing by cattle rearers adversely affect the farmers economically and infringes on their rights of ownership without remorse, which make them to confront cattle rearers most of the times in which the Fulani herdsmen responded with violence.
“We authoritatively gathered that the Miyyeti Allah Cattle Breeders Association of Nigeria has a Standing Army of Occupation who they call upon anytime there is hostility between them and their host communities.
“Also, the association, as a matter of policy make it compulsory for its members to contribute annually to a funding pool for the purpose of procuring armament, through some syndicates in different security agencies and powerful Nigerians who are cattle owners or sympathisers.
“The concentration of this Fulani Standing Army of Occupation (FSAO) on the plateau makes attacks in States like Benue, Nasarawa, Plateau, Enugu and Kaduna to be callously brutal.
“On many occasions, FSAO supplies sophisticated weapons to brave nomads for preliminary attacks where they encounter confrontation from frustrated farmers, and mobility for the FSAO proves difficult because of distance.
“Sincerely, this is a serious threat to our indivisibility and corporate entity, the president as a matter of exigency should direct security agencies in the country to wade in and professionally investigate the veracity of these findings without fair or favour to save our dear country from impeding danger,” Owolabi resorted.
Chairmo! Abeg you dey help me see dis gist!

PoliticsRe: President Buhari Writes Nigerians From London. by Funlordmania: 1:22am On Jan 31, 2017
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marcjane:
BUHARI WRITES NIGERIANS FROM LONDON HOSPITAL
Dear Naijerians
You fiful are bely wukied, why are you fiful fraying that I should die kuo? Ayam not even dead yet, and all of you fiful are jubilating, then ip I die now, you fiful will just turn za whole kwuontry to carnival na. I was at za foint of death when I heard that za whole kwuontry is jubilating that I am dead, I said "ah ah" I will not die now so that you fiful will not be hafi.
I even heard that afostle Suleman said that Christians should kee my cows and my herdsmen, you fiful should tell that afostle that ip anything hafens to my cows, I will pinish him o.
Por those of you saying that ayam not pighting kwaraption because I cleared Buratai, Dambazau, Amaechi, Kyari, Magu and Babachir of kwaraption like a clearing agent, I want to tell you something, they say "show me your prends and I will tell you who you are" so ip I declare all my forlitical prends kwarapt, won't you fiful say I ayam kwarapt too? Or do you fiful think ayam not wise? I have told you fiful bepor, my farty, za All Frogressive Confidence, Afee cee, is a farty por saints, kwarapt fiful cannot be pound in my farty or guberment.
I want to seize zis ofortunity to call on za National Assembly that ayam not coming back on za 6th op Pebuary again because of some unporseen circumstances, they should allow His Seselency, Za Pice Fresident op za pedral lipublik of Naijeria, Frofesuar Yemi Osibande to kwuotinue to act as za fresident fending when ayam back.
Yoowaa to za pew fiful who still believe in my guberment, Isha Allah change will begin with you bepor it gets to me.
Lest I porget, Tupace is flanning to stage a frotest against my guberment, all I can say to him is dambruba waka shege to him and za pive girls he infregnated.
Signed:
Dr. Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR
#COPIED.

Christianity EtcRe: Burning Shrines, Eating Bibles, Killing Christians And Other Issues - Opinion by Funlordmania: 1:20am On Jan 31, 2017
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I wonder how the bible or Koran tastes! Do you have to use stew or beer to wash them down?
PoliticsRe: by Funlordmania: 1:17am On Jan 31, 2017
I send am....if I was in her shoes I might do worse sef......no need to hate on these opportune criminals, just bide your time, maintain your legal (or illegal) grustle and when the time is right.....ball out on all these hating ass niggas and_bitches! cool
PoliticsRe: Southern Kaduna Update: How Soldiers Meddle With Self Defence by Funlordmania: 1:13am On Jan 31, 2017
AllTheWayUp:
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Buhari and Hell Rufai will rot hell


Christians in southern kaduna have decided to arm and defend themselves against the satanic fulani herdsmen yet the Buhari led federal government sent soldiers to arrest innocent Southern Kaduna natives for arming themselves against the marauding and satanic fulani Herdsmen which Buhari the Evil bastard is their grand patron.


God help us in Nigeria
What is wrong with you? So when buhari and el rufai gave executive orders to slaughter and jail those barbaric zakzaky led shiite terrorists that have been killing and oppressing young nigerians like you in zaria and kaduna for years they were catholics then I guess?


And there were no attacks from herdsmen during obasanjo or yaradua or ebeles time I'm sure? It just began in 2015 in the history of nigeria it seems? There really is no need engaging a confused child such as yourself! Good luck with your hate and myopic views!
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: New IDPs Found In Jos - The Nation by Funlordmania: 1:06am On Jan 31, 2017
Jos again? What are the governors of their respective states doing to help all these displaced people? Imagine the pressure this would bring to bear on the plateau state govt. Already lean finances.....

Or are their allocations only for decoration?

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