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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmania:
elampiro:
What makes Bailly consistent? This was the guy who played when we had our worst defensive run. His last real outing was in October, don't forget.

The person who brought stability to our defence was Phil Jones. He deserves his commendation. He has had a match he made one or two mistakes, but it is to be expected. Bailly has also made cheap mistakes with the striker fortunately firing wild.
Banned till march by those baboons so this is my new account!

What do _fuck do you mean bailly has not been consistent? Our run of form that suffered from defensive instability was due to Daley blinds pathetic form in central defence (since your bros Jones was in the sickbay as usual) as well as on the left flank added to smallings poor outings after he also got back from injury......or have you forgotten that city game that blind single handedly ended us?


If not for baillys injury and the african cup of nations you think anyone could have displaced him? Was it not even the injury that helped Phil Jones get a spot in the team? Was it baillys fault that Phil jones was also injured (as usual) at the start of the season? Look at the way Jose even rushed him back into defence when he was available that shows you his value to the squad!
PoliticsRe: Twenty Young Nigerians Who Helped General Buhari Become President Buhari In 2015 by Funlordmania: 2:45pm On Feb 01, 2017
medpren:
I love the pains my hammer caused to your oblong yoruba skull. grin grin
Hammer? Don't flatter yourself you little boy....i just don't want to waste my time educating daft _morons when I would rather be clipping my fingernails! If I decide to descend on you now your options would be two fold...either you run off like ojukwu or you deactivate! Simple....

Now do everyone on this thread a favour and _fuck off!
PoliticsRe: Twenty Young Nigerians Who Helped General Buhari Become President Buhari In 2015 by Funlordmania: 2:34pm On Feb 01, 2017
medpren:
The 67' coup had 35% yoruba, 55% Igbo, 10% hausa/mid belt. YOU CALLED IT AN IGBO COUP'. This one has 95% yoruba why shouldn't it be seen as a 'yoruba zombies circus clown affair'?

grin grin
I CALLED IT? ...And what has this stupid compilation you pulled out of your anus got to do with ME or the guy that I quoted who mistakenly felt everybody on the list was yoruba? Did they tell you everybody that quotes on the front page of any thread in nairaland is either a yoruba person or an igbo person?

Will you kindly GET AWAY from my mentions with your good for nothing tribalist rhetoric! Rubbish!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmania: 12:33pm On Feb 01, 2017
grin


He he...even though I get ferdinands point he needs to calm down abeg....i did worse than this @ 23 and I wasn't even balling with the kind of moolah that these kids are seeing! I don get new dance for this weekend sef plus them don give my nigga wizzy small spotlight with this banging tune......






http://www.espnfc.com.ng/manchester-united/story/3051313/paul-pogba-and-jesse-lingards-dancing-criticised-by-ex-manchester-united-defender-rio-ferdinand
CelebritiesRe: Phyno & Jay Jay Okocha At A Shopping Centre As Fans Mob Phyno by Funlordmania: 12:18pm On Feb 01, 2017
adedayoa2:
I can see you're high on ogogoro
Better to remain HIGH than _HORNY! wink
PoliticsRe: Federal Government To Arrest All Those Insulting Buhari On Social Media? by Funlordmania: 12:15pm On Feb 01, 2017
grin
Chizgold:
Yesterday was a very eventful one for me. As a full-fledged Nigerian citizen committed to always doing what is right for my country, I had casually responded to some information which showed that our president, Muhammadu Buhari has continued to flout court orders, thus reneging on his oath of office, wherein he vowed to uphold the constitution of Nigeria.

Some minutes before my criticism of the Buhari government, I had engaged in a verbal war with a close associate of Buhari’s favoured son (the poster child of corruption) and Minister of Transportation, Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi during which I was referred to as a full anti-APC writer. My feeble attempts at explaining that I am just focused on the welfare of Nigerians fell on deaf ears. But that of course does not really matter.

What matters was that throughout yesterday, I have been inundated with calls and messages warning/cajoling/advising me to take my feet off the gas when it comes to anti-Buhari expressions. I was directly told that for my security, I should desist as a clampdown on all social media users who “abuse” the president will soon be engaged in by the Department of State Services (DSS). The warning explicitly stated that such people will be brought in for questioning.

So somehow, we are returning to that time when freedom of expression is no longer the right of citizens. We are back to the time of “respect the ‘King’ or die!”, something I really feared would happen with the election of President Buhari.

Well, no matter the punishment ahead, as a soul, fully Nigerian, I won’t stop talking for the sake of the people of Nigeria. The question for you all is, will You chicken out in the face of this planned intimidation?

Credit: http://ikengachronicles.com/federal-government-to-arrest-all-those-insulting-buhari-on-social-media/
NCAN ex presidential division roving reporter reporting live from Hawaii for duty!

Now let's see what we have here....

1: POSTERS ID:"chizgold?"..probably some acronym for some form of "chiamaka or chinedu" or some other akpu induced regional name!


2: SOURCE MATERIAL: "ikenga chronicles?"...good god almighty...atrocious!




FINAL REPORT: Definitely the handiwork of some bitter and disgruntled ipob quarter jewish tout hiding out safely in his mummy's bedroom wasting his cheap parental supported mb on senseless lies and ugwu assisted propaganda! No danger here...over and out

PoliticsRe: Twenty Young Nigerians Who Helped General Buhari Become President Buhari In 2015 by Funlordmania: 12:04pm On Feb 01, 2017
SubtleFRED:
They're all from the WEST
undecided

So even CHETA NWANZE is from the west? Who do you this thing like this na?

PoliticsRe: 43-Year-Old Sister To Bayelsa Governor, Tari, Engaged To Her 29-Year-Old Lover by Funlordmania: 11:54am On Feb 01, 2017
This nigga dey try sha mummy.... grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordmania: 10:42am On Feb 01, 2017
There is no doubt that man united was one of the winners in the January transfer window business done in the premier League and maybe probably throughout Europe! Sold most of our dead wood for almost £42 milly while retaining a strong enough core to see us finally push for the top 2nd or 3rd spots in the last few months of the season! Nice work from Jose and the board! The bank balance still remains a nice shade of black....... cool

PoliticsRe: Femi Adesina Orders Popular Musician To Shut Up On Live Interview (video, pics) by Funlordmania: 10:34am On Feb 01, 2017
castrol180:
Another new state apparatus, sponsor by Lie Muhammed & FG with tax payer's money

New monicker and new profile open yesterday and already used more than 10hrs in order to keep hailing the failed government on this platform/medium. You are here in order to be monitoring people's opinion...
My friend shut up and stop crying all over people's mentions with your senseless conspiracy theories like the baby you are!

PoliticsRe: We’ve Recovered Sensitive Boko Haram Documents—lai MOHAMMED by Funlordmania: 10:17am On Feb 01, 2017
RZArecta:
the post isn't meant for zombies and brainless dolts sir cool
See as e don pain the mumu? Don't stop crying abeg......LMFAO!

CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy And His Daughter In Seductive Amorous Photo Shoot by Funlordmania: 9:10am On Feb 01, 2017
Creative mumuism......
CelebritiesRe: Phyno & Jay Jay Okocha At A Shopping Centre As Fans Mob Phyno by Funlordmania: 9:05am On Feb 01, 2017
adedayoa2:
Fine eyes he's got there
_Horny future phyno baby mama spotted! grin
CelebritiesRe: Phyno & Jay Jay Okocha At A Shopping Centre As Fans Mob Phyno by Funlordmania: 9:02am On Feb 01, 2017
chesterlee:
Phyno the playmaker


The greatest indigineous rapper Naija has ever produced!!
Even when dem dey try show una small love by pushing una onitsha matters to front page some of una go still dey beat una cabin chests anyhow? SMH undecided
CelebritiesRe: Onitsha Main Market Shutdown As Phyno And Jay Jay Launch Ejison Shopping Plaza by Funlordmania: 8:58am On Feb 01, 2017
Omata crowd!
CelebritiesRe: Harrysong And Desmond Ike, His Manager Re-arrested For Fraud And Impersonation by Funlordmania:
All I'm seeing are Nonsensical LIES sir!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Funlordmania: 8:14am On Feb 01, 2017
kokaneprodigy:
niggár I could kill Wenger right now, just realized his adopted children were subbed out before the the custom 70mins. What happened? Particularly Ramsey that left at 20th. Pple should gist me abeg
No need for an autopsy bros...just enjoy! But I wonder why watford beat you guys as if you stole something from their house? Maybe "sod09 abi na sodomite09 and Patakshite" can explain better...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSTXfpa2URU
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Funlordmania: 8:02am On Feb 01, 2017
kokaneprodigy:
Just see hw he passed up an opportunity to close the gap, I just headed straight for the other room as soon as I saw the line up, that has been my MO since December. I'll still skip the I told them so.
grin

Please reduce your "CLASSY tears" abeg...some of us are trying to sleep off the hangover from last night's gbedu!

PoliticsRe: Apc Supporters Planing Counter Protest In Support Of Buhari On 5th Feb. (pics) by Funlordmania: 7:29am On Feb 01, 2017
Omenkata:
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what's this one saying?
I'm saying you should receive sense! Or you still have not learnt how to read? In that case come let us pray for you.....

PoliticsRe: Apc Supporters Planing Counter Protest In Support Of Buhari On 5th Feb. (pics) by Funlordmania: 7:24am On Feb 01, 2017
Omenkata:
it seems that lair Muhammed and his crew of zombies are not succeeding on intimidating 2baba through cheap blackmail with his personal life (past) so they decide to stage a counter protest maybe to hijack, cause commotion and scuttle the protest thereby scheduling the protest the same day with the grand anti government protest.
little did they know that it's them vs the majority masses.
this is sponsored by #istandwithbuhari group

with people like this who have sold their soul for some stipend am afraid this country can never progress.


Prince Omenkata
reporting live on nairaland
No source? No reasonable or verifiable facts in the senseless epistle?

Yes sir....its definitely the handwork of that frustrated and pained ipob youth with no job in onitsha! No need for reinforcements...over and out!

PoliticsRe: Femi Adesina Orders Popular Musician To Shut Up On Live Interview (video, pics) by Funlordmania: 7:19am On Feb 01, 2017
Love Machine:
Will he be alive before that time?
Are you now gods secretary or are you the one that wants to kill him? undecided
PoliticsRe: We’ve Recovered Sensitive Boko Haram Documents—lai MOHAMMED by Funlordmania: 7:10am On Feb 01, 2017
RZArecta:
Reactionary govt doing what it knows how to do best. Someone ridiculed Lie Mohammed as an incompetent minister who gets over 95% of his info from nairaland and its obviously true. After months of celebrating the capture of Shekau's "quran and flag", gifting those items to Buhari at an elaborate ceremony inside Aso rock, the govt finally recognizes the stupidity of celebrating those inconsequential finds hence this new story of finding "treasures" abi na gold and silver dem find ? Nigerians including zombies are tired of your lies and propaganda, the earlier this despotic junta realizes the better cool
Almost 15 lines filled with misinformation,lies and all sorts of painment and you made not 1 iota of sense? Abeg just get out from this place!

PoliticsRe: Court Grants Bail To 5 IPOB Members by Funlordmania: 5:59am On Feb 01, 2017
subtlemee:
Can't be compared to the number of boko harams granted bail and released everyday secretly
grin

Will you just sharrap!

PoliticsRe: ‘in It Until You Die’ , James Ibori Signals Political Comeback by Funlordmania: 5:57am On Feb 01, 2017
donsteady:
Tell me your State and I will tell you how much your past and present gov stole, they are all an Ole. Support yours while we support ourown. Presidential pardon for Ibori. Ibori for president 2019. If others don't have shame we equally don't have. Simple.
grin

Sense don waka tay tay from this one skull sha.....abeg may you receive sense IJN this 2017...say amen!
PoliticsRe: We’ve Recovered Sensitive Boko Haram Documents—lai MOHAMMED by Funlordmania: 5:45am On Feb 01, 2017
sarrki:
Bro morning

There is what is called classified

This mr minister of information should have waited for the document same to be declassified.

We are all working towards nation building
Classified? For a situation that your main man buhari has already admitted has been dealt with? Even the nigerian army has admitted victory in its war against boko haram? So what are they classifying?


This was just a press release, he did not share dvds and copies of all the documents to all the journalists at the briefing okay! Even the u.s that is the home of espionage declassifies documents steadily in order for the public to have access to information! HE DID NADA WRONG! Morning to you too...
PoliticsRe: Quebec Mosque Attack: Student Alexandre Bissonnette Charged by Funlordmania: 5:35am On Feb 01, 2017
WORDWORLD:
First you said 99%. How did your 99% suddenly become 75%.
Let me tell you the PURPOSE you have served here. It is spelt as M-I-S-L-E-A-D-I-N-G. How can a person change their claim WITHIN 30mins of assertion if not someone that is CLUELESS.

And in order not to be asked to defened your 'THEORY' of 75% you created an escape for yourself "let's die this matter cos it serves no purpose". But if you were not asked to defend your assertion it would have remained as 99% of terrorist are Muslims. WHICH IS VERY DEMONIZING. I AM A SPECIALIST ON THIS SUBJECT AND MANY MORE. What amazes me the most is how too many people have not PROFITED from their going to school. Do i blame them. NO!!! Because the world's EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM is a conformity order designed to train peoples minds about WHAT TO THINK instead of HOW TO THINK. Because unless you own your mind you cant be controled like a puppet. The masters want to keep controling our minds. We all need alot of UNLEARNING to do in our lives.

It was FAR worse in the days of cold war. CAPITALIST vs COMMUNIST.

All these IDEOLOGICAL war fare making our world to keep bleeding at our feet.


So, is it your thoughts this NEW 75% of Terrorist are Muslims or a confirmation backed by statistics which is grounded on the defination of what it means by being a TERRORIST.

Unless it is well defined. So what does it mean 'TERRORIST'.

I blame BAD EDUCATION for most of the chaos happening in our world, and more than ever in today's world because people are too LAZY to make researches so as to find out TRUTH from FALLACY. Except with a REALITY OF PRECISION and SINCERE QUEST there will never be solutions to the crises in this so called modern world.

PLEASE NEXT TIME WHEN YOU WANT TO MAKE A COMMENT THINK FIRSTLY ABOUT YOUR DEFENSE. OTHERWISE YOU WOULD HAVE MISLED A MULTITUDE. AND THAT IS BAD ENOUGH.

Words which are UN-TRUTH have ruined more souls than ever before. Dont be careless with the use of words. ITS POWERFUL it destorys quickly than you think and can travels far than any missile that can ever be invented.

Can you come up with a defense of your 75% WITHOUT FEAR?

Politicizing acts of EVIL is DEMONIZING enough. Its delibrate because TERRORISM is a MONEY BOOMER.
grin


She probably only meant that :

1:most terrorist acts are committed by Allah worshippers which is TRUE!

2: Most terrorist leaders base their ideology for their crimes and stupidity on Islam's laws which is also TRUE!

3: Most of the countries that export and sponsor terrorism around the world are muslim countries which is also TRUE!

If you choose not to accept these facts that is your goddamn business! Now stop crying....

PoliticsRe: We’ve Recovered Sensitive Boko Haram Documents—lai MOHAMMED by Funlordmania: 5:27am On Feb 01, 2017
sarrki:
This are classified documents

YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY THIS OUT.

You should have allowed us to win the war first

The the right agency will declassified it .

THIS IS WRONG Oga Lai

I don't support this
Are you high? What then is his job then as the MINISTER OF INFORMATION? huh
Christianity EtcRe: Watch Your Tongue, DSS Warns Apostle Suleman by Funlordmania: 5:22am On Feb 01, 2017
undecided
oloriooko:
They can EARN HIM but they can't make a single arrest of the real evil herdsmen responsible for causing havoc angry
Abeg how dem dey take EARN human being for your area?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Funlordmania: 4:55am On Feb 01, 2017
Spy360:
Giroud lacked that drive Welbeck has.

Sanchez too wasn't useful as CF. Kept running away from position.

Gabriel is not a FB at all. Or was Wenger attempting a 3-4-2-1?

Ramsey should just... sad
grin grin grin


CLASS PREFECT.....how far?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Funlordmania: 9:35pm On Jan 31, 2017
angry

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