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Car Talk / Re: Tell Us Your Car Fault Lets Assess And Fix Them by funlover1(m): 3:27pm On Jan 02, 2023
On Saturday, I was in a bit of hurry and mistakenly connected my battery terminals the wrong way.. I connected positive to negative and vise versa. While this happened, it triggered an alarm in the car, I still didn''t know what the issue was and tried to start the car; the engine did not come on. I realised the mistake and connected back the right way but the car didn't come on. There was no cranking; it was as if the battery was flat but the same battery when I returned to the car I took it from worked perfectly.

I have not tried to start the car since then. What do you advise I do? What should I check ?

The car is Acura MDX 2005
Business / Apply For Tony Elumelu Foundation Entrepreneurship Programme; $5000 Seed Funding by funlover1(m): 6:34pm On Jan 01, 2023
The Tony Elumelu Foundation Entrepreneurship Programme 2023 commences today, the 1st of January 2023.

The application is open to Africans from all 54 African countries with scalable business ideas or a business that has been operational for no more than 5 years.
Get more details and apply here : https://msmeafricaonline.com/call-for-applications-tony-elumelu-foundation-entrepreneurship-programme-2023-for-african-entrepreneurs-get-5000-seed-funding/
Business / Appltony Elumelu Foundation Entrepreneurship Programme $5000 Seed Funding by funlover1(m): 6:29pm On Jan 01, 2023
Business / Top Opportunities For Entrepreneurs by funlover1(m): 2:00pm On Dec 19, 2022
Call for Applications: Sankalp Africa Summit 2023 Awards for Social Entrepreneurs ($100K – $1M USD funding)

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Deadline - Dec 18



Call For Application: Orange Corners Nigeria Incubation Programme for Entrepreneurs (receive up to €40,000 funding)

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Deadline - Jan 25, 2023



Call for Applications: 2023 Google Career Online Training Program (Training in Information Technology, UI/UX Design, Project Management, other skills with free professional certificates)

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Call for Applications: Rootcamp Accelerator Program for Ag-Tech Entrepreneurs and Changemakers (up to €50k equity-free funding)

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Deadline - Jan 16, 2023



Call for Applications: AIIVON Hub, TSI Japan-Africa Investment Drive for African Startups ($500k & above funding)

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Call for Applications: Flour Mills Nigeria Innovation Competition for Nigerian MSMEs, Undergraduates & Postgraduates (N5m grand prize)

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Deadline - Jan 5, 2023



Call for Applications: SMEDAN/Sterling Bank Matching Fund Programme for Micro and Small Enterprises (get btw N500k to N2.5M)

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Deadline - Dec 25



Call for Applications: Deji Alli Young Talent Award (DAAYTA) 2023 for Young Nigerian Entrepreneurs (receive N12 million funding)

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Deadline - Dec 27



Call for Applications: Mastercard Start Path Global Program for FinTech Startups

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Call for Applications: CBN Regulatory Sandbox for FinTechs, Local Companies and Individuals

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Deadline - Feb 1, 2023



Call for Applications: MEST Africa Entrepreneurial Training Program

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Deadline - Feb 26, 2023



Call for Applications: Rural Youth Skill Acquisition Programme for Nigerian Youths (N50,000 monthly stipend, Training, Seed Grants, Work Tools and other benefits)

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Call for Applications: LEAP Africa Social Innovators Programme (SIP) for Young African Changemakers

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Deadline - Dec 22



Call for Applications: Enhancing Women Entrepreneurship in Africa (EWEA) Program for Women SMEs and Community Enablers

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Deadline - Dec 31


Call for Applications: Mastercard Foundation Africa Growth Fund for African SMEs

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Business / Orange Corners Nigeria Incubation Program For Entrepreneurs (up To €40,000 ) by funlover1(m): 8:19am On Dec 17, 2022
Call For Application: Orange Corners Nigeria Incubation Programme for Entrepreneurs (receive up to €40,000 funding)

The 8th cohort of the Orange Corners Nigeria Incubation Programme is now open!

Benefits
This 6-month incubation programme offers the following;

1.Enterprise Development knowledge and capacity building

2. Funding of up to 40,000 Euros

3. Access to local and international markets

4. Access to industry experts and peer learning opportunities

5. One on one coaching

More details here : https://msmeafricaonline.com/call-for-application-orange-corners-nigeria-incubation-programme-for-entrepreneurs-receive-e40000-funding/
Business / 2023 Google Free Career Online Training Program In UI/UX, Project Mgmt, IT by funlover1(m): 8:05am On Dec 17, 2022
Call for Applications: 2023 Google Career Online Training Program (Training in Information Technology, UI/UX Design, Project Management, other skills with free professional certificates)

The Google Career Certificate program is an online training program that offers professional certificates in fast-growing, high-demand technology fields.

The program is designed by Google and taught by experts in the areas of:

Information Technology (IT)
User Experience Design (UI/UX Design)
Project Management, and
combines skills training with hands-on practice.

More details here : https://msmeafricaonline.com/call-for-applications-2023-google-career-online-training-program-get-free-professional-certificates/
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by funlover1(m): 5:59am On Apr 24, 2022
Hello all, I need help .

My wife's Honda Accord 2007 ( Discussion Continues) has a nagging issue. The first thing I noticed was the car suddenly jerking and hesitating on top speed like two months ago, it hesitates,jerks ,then picks up. Also,sometimes when entering the house,because it's somehow hilly,the car would refuse to climb except you apply a lot more force to the acccelerator ,with this ,sometimes it climbs and sometimes,it still refuses, you would have to reverse, switch off the AC, put off the car ,then start again so one can climb. I got a mechanic who said he needed to clean the injector, he did and the problem seemed to stop.
After some time, the car would hesitate a lot of time in traffic, but doesn't get to stop, driving wasn't smooth,then shifting gears comes with a lot of jerking ( moving from Park to Reverse or to Drive), the jerking was almost scary. The mechanic who checked said it was throttle body, he replaced it and the jerking when shifting gears was addressed significantly but the car hesitation still continued, it behaves like the fuel supply gets cut off intermittently.

This is how the car behaves, it suddenly hesitates like it won't move, then suddenly forcefully surges forward and continues moving. This happens intermittently and is quite annoying.

The mechanic again said it was something that had to do with the transmission, he claimed he changed some parts, topped up the transmission oil, changed the filter etc. The car seemed to be okay when I drove for some kilometers then the same symptoms showed up again.

The car was scanned like 2 months ago when the symptoms started showing up and I have attached the scan results here. Someone,kindly advise on what I should do next .

Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by funlover1(m): 5:51am On Apr 24, 2022
Hello all, I need help .

My wife's Honda Accord 2007 ( Discussion Continues) has a nagging issue. The first thing I noticed was the car suddenly jerking and hesitating on top speed like two months ago, it hesitates,jerks ,then picks up. Also,sometimes when entering the house,because it's somehow hilly,the car would refuse to climb except you apply a lot more force to the acccelerator ,with this ,sometimes it climbs and sometimes,it still refuses, you would have to reverse, switch off the AC, put off the car ,then start again so one can climb. I got a mechanic who said he needed to clean the injector, he did and the problem seemed to stop.
After some time, the car would hesitate a lot of time in traffic, but doesn't get to stop, driving wasn't smooth,then shifting gears comes with a lot of jerking ( moving from Park to Reverse or to Drive), the jerking was almost scary. The mechanic who checked said it was throttle body, he replaced it and the jerking when shifting gears was addressed significantly but the car hesitation still continued, it behaves like the fuel supply gets cut off intermittently.

This is how the car behaves, it suddenly hesitates like it won't move, then suddenly forcefully surges forward and continues moving. This happens intermittently and is quite annoying.

The mechanic again said it was something that had to do with the transmission, he claimed he changed some parts, topped up the transmission oil, changed the filter etc. The car seemed to be okay when I drove for some kilometers then the same symptoms showed up again.

The car was scanned like 2 months ago when the symptoms started showing up and I have attached the scan results here. Someone,kindly advise on what I should do next .

Autos / Re: Used Honda Accord DC 2007 SOLD ❌ by funlover1(m): 3:24pm On Feb 05, 2022
780k..where can it be inspected?
Webmasters / Re: Help Needed For Adsense by funlover1(m): 10:52am On Jan 13, 2022
Ebubu:
what is your average daily traffic?
Secondly, what is your niche? Let’s start from there

What I basically need is someone who is a wordpress and adsense expert to help with some back end stuff. Like I said, I think I am not doing some things right
Webmasters / Re: Help Needed For Adsense by funlover1(m): 4:52pm On Jan 11, 2022
Webmasters / Help Needed For Adsense by funlover1(m): 1:30pm On Jan 10, 2022
Hello everyone, I have an adsense account but not making anything reasonable with it, I have only crossed the 100 dollars threshhold once since 2020 when i got the account. I am obviously not doing something right. The clicks are rather too few and it seems the ads are not maximized.

Any adsense expert here who could help?
Business / Re: How To Apply For CBN Tertiary Institutions Entrepreneurship Scheme by funlover1(m): 2:40pm On Oct 22, 2021
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Education / Apply For CBN Tertiary Institutions Entrepreneurship Scheme by funlover1(m): 2:38pm On Oct 22, 2021
The CBN, as part of its policy measures to address rising youth unemployment and underemployment, introduces the Tertiary Institutions Entrepreneurship Scheme (TIES) to create a paradigm shift among undergraduates and graduates of Nigerian polytechnics and universities, from seeking white-collar jobs to entrepreneurship. The Scheme aims to provide an innovative financing model that will boost job creation, enhance entrepreneurship development, and support economic growth.

Objectives:

The broad objective of the Scheme is to enhance access to finance by undergraduates and graduates of polytechnics and universities in Nigeria with innovative entrepreneurial and technological ideas. Other specific objectives of the Scheme include:

Provide an enabling environment for co-creation, mentorship and development of entrepreneurial and technological innovations for value creation in partnership with Nigerian polytechnics and universities for the purpose of economic development and job creation;
Fast track ideation, creation and acceleration of a culture of innovation-driven entrepreneurship skills among graduates of polytechnics and universities in Nigeria;
Promote gender balance in entrepreneurship development through capacity development and improved access to finance;
Leapfrog entrepreneurial capacity of undergraduates and graduates for entrepreneurship and economic development in partnership with academia and industry practitioners; and
Boost contribution of non-oil sector to the nation’s GDP.

Get more details and apply : https://msmeafricaonline.com/how-to-apply-for-cbn-tertiary-institutions-entrepreneurship-scheme-n500-million-grants-terms-loans-equity-investment/

Business / How To Apply For CBN Tertiary Institutions Entrepreneurship Scheme by funlover1(m): 1:31pm On Oct 22, 2021
The CBN, as part of its policy measures to address rising youth unemployment and underemployment, introduces the Tertiary Institutions Entrepreneurship Scheme (TIES) to create a paradigm shift among undergraduates and graduates of Nigerian polytechnics and universities, from seeking white-collar jobs to entrepreneurship. The Scheme aims to provide an innovative financing model that will boost job creation, enhance entrepreneurship development, and support economic growth.

Objectives:

The broad objective of the Scheme is to enhance access to finance by undergraduates and graduates of polytechnics and universities in Nigeria with innovative entrepreneurial and technological ideas. Other specific objectives of the Scheme include:

Provide an enabling environment for co-creation, mentorship and development of entrepreneurial and technological innovations for value creation in partnership with Nigerian polytechnics and universities for the purpose of economic development and job creation;
Fast track ideation, creation and acceleration of a culture of innovation-driven entrepreneurship skills among graduates of polytechnics and universities in Nigeria;
Promote gender balance in entrepreneurship development through capacity development and improved access to finance;
Leapfrog entrepreneurial capacity of undergraduates and graduates for entrepreneurship and economic development in partnership with academia and industry practitioners; and
Boost contribution of non-oil sector to the nation’s GDP.

Get more details and apply : https://msmeafricaonline.com/how-to-apply-for-cbn-tertiary-institutions-entrepreneurship-scheme-n500-million-grants-terms-loans-equity-investment/
Business / Call For Applications: Stanbic IBTC Free Digital Skills Empowerment Program by funlover1(m): 1:45pm On Sep 29, 2021
DiSEP is an intensive program and a unique opportunity for young people who are resourceful and passionate to develop required skills to build a fast-tracked career.
The program is an initiative to train eligible candidates with digital skills to build their capabilities and broaden their digital scope which will give them an edge in the employment market. Successful candidates will have the opportunity to prepare for and complete professional certifications.

More details : https://msmeafricaonline.com/call-for-applications-stanbic-ibtc-free-digital-skills-empowerment-program-disep/

Business / Call For Applications: Project DIGITAL RURAL 1.0 Free Digital Skills Training by funlover1(m): 2:28pm On Sep 22, 2021
Do you want to learn digital skills?
Do want to become a Tech guru?
Do you reside in Ikorodu or it’s environs?
If YES is your answer, then *PROJECT DIGITAL RURAL got you covered at NO COST.
Eligibility:
Must be willing to dedicate 3 months for this course

More details : https://msmeafricaonline.com/call-for-applications-project-digital-rural-1-0-free-digital-skills-training/

Car Talk / Re: Car Talk Chat Room by funlover1(m): 2:32pm On Aug 02, 2021
My Acura MDX 2004 experienced overheating and the mechanic decided we needed to change the radiator, we did that and everything was fine. But after then, I noticed the car won't start/crank easily. I initially thought it was battery but even after driving for several hours (after which the battery should have been charged enough) same thing was still happening.

I got a rewire who said it was the kick starter, we repaired the kick started but situation was the same. Then the mechanic recommended by the rewire discovered that oil was mixing with the oil, the oil was milky and the spark plug head was somehow wet.

This pointed to a bad gasket according to him.The mechanic changed the plug and after that the car cranked when we started it but that was the only time, the next morning it didn't crank ( just like it was doing before).

Now we have changed the gasket ,changed the oil but the car still won't crank.

The mechanic says we should change all the coil ( 6 of them) , he seems so confident that the car will work of we do that but I feel he is just doing trial and error.

Experts, kindly advise on what to do.

I am based in Lagos
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by funlover1(m): 2:29pm On Aug 02, 2021
My Acura MDX 2004 experienced overheating and the mechanic decided we needed to change the radiator, we did that and everything was fine. But after then, I noticed the car won't start/crank easily. I initially thought it was battery but even after driving for several hours (after which the battery should have been charged enough) same thing was still happening.

I got a rewire who said it was the kick starter, we repaired the kick started but situation was the same. Then the mechanic recommended by the rewire discovered that oil was mixing with the oil, the oil was milky and the spark plug head was somehow wet.

This pointed to a bad gasket according to him.The mechanic changed the plug and after that the car cranked when we started it but that was the only time, the next morning it didn't crank ( just like it was doing before).

Now we have changed the gasket ,changed the oil but the car still won't crank.

The mechanic says we should change all the coil ( 6 of them) , he seems so confident that the car will work of we do that but I feel he is just doing trial and error.

Experts, kindly advise on what to do.

I am based in Lagos
Car Talk / Re: Help : My Acura MDX 2004 Won't Crank by funlover1(m): 11:41am On Aug 02, 2021
Thank you
neonly:



If you like sef just go and buy half engine jeje and save yur self from wahala
U sef why u dey use mDX dat SUV no get value at all sell and buy Benz and have rest of mind
Car Talk / Re: Ask your Mechanic ! ! ! Thread by funlover1(m): 11:40am On Aug 02, 2021
Dozieson:


Did the overheating affects the engine top? Did you see the top when the gasket was replaced?

Sincerely , I don't know. The mechanic only mentioned that the gasket was bad
Car Talk / Help : My Acura MDX 2004 Won't Crank by funlover1(m): 10:04am On Aug 02, 2021
My Acura MDX 2004 experienced overheating and the mechanic decided we needed to change the radiator, we did that and everything was fine. But after then, I noticed the car won't start/crank easily. I initially thought it was battery but even after driving for several hours (after which the battery should have been charged enough) same thing was still happening.

I got a rewire who said it was the kick starter, we repaired the kick started but situation was the same. Then the mechanic recommended by the rewire discovered that oil was mixing with the oil, the oil was milky and the spark plug head was somehow wet.

This pointed to a bad gasket according to him.The mechanic changed the plug and after that the car cranked when we started it but that was the only time, the next morning it didn't crank ( just like it was doing before).

Now we have changed the gasket ,changed the oil but the car still won't crank.

The mechanic says we should change all the coil ( 6 of them) , he seems so confident that the car will work of we do that but I feel he is just doing trial and error.

Experts, kindly advise on what to do.

I am based in Lagos
Car Talk / Re: Ask your Mechanic ! ! ! Thread by funlover1(m): 10:02am On Aug 02, 2021
My Acura MDX 2004 experienced overheating and the mechanic decided we needed to change the radiator, we did that and everything was fine. But after then, I noticed the car won't start/crank easily. I initially thought it was battery but even after driving for several hours (after which the battery should have been charged enough) same thing was still happening.

I got a rewire who said it was the kick starter, we repaired the kick started but situation was the same. Then the mechanic recommended by the rewire discovered that oil was mixing with the oil, the oil was milky and the spark plug head was somehow wet.

This pointed to a bad gasket according to him.The mechanic changed the plug and after that the car cranked when we started it but that was the only time, the next morning it didn't crank ( just like it was doing before).

Now we have changed the gasket ,changed the oil but the car still won't crank.

The mechanic says we should change all the coil ( 6 of them) , he seems so confident that the car will work of we do that but I feel he is just doing trial and error.

Experts, kindly advise on what to do.
Autos / Re: Honda Accord 06 Used Sale@1m by funlover1(m): 7:19am On Dec 09, 2020
850k and we can close the deal today/tomorrow?
Autos / Re: Sound Clean Registered Rx300 At A Give Away 1.150k by funlover1(m): 10:46am On Nov 27, 2020
900k? when can i inspect?
Autos / Re: Bought Brand New Honda Accord 2007 Model (registered) Discussion Continue by funlover1(m): 10:11pm On Nov 23, 2020
900k?
Autos / Re: Well Used 2004 Kia Sorento N750k by funlover1(m): 10:05pm On Nov 23, 2020
Can we do 600k? There is a lot to fix
Autos / Re: Few month use Corolla 01 for 980 by funlover1(m): 9:58pm On Nov 23, 2020
Location? Can we do 800k?

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