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[b][color=#770077]Late in 1994, an 87 year old great-grand father passed on in a village close to Amai, Kwale, Delta State.

The late man's grandson by name Ufiaka (26 years old and fairly educated) was given some money and asked to travel to Agbor and buy a fine casket for his grand pa's burial.

Ufiaka left base early and arrived Agbor in good time to purchase the casket and make the return journey same day. He was fortunate to get an open back white coloured Peugeot 404 pickup heading for Amai. He, however, had to ride in the back of the pickup with the casket because two market women travelling to Amai were already seated in front with the driver.


On the home journey, they ran into a heavy rain storm close to Uronigbe and Ufiaka quickly opened the Casket, laid himself nicely in the well-padded interior, covered the lid and used the folded newspaper he had with him to leave a small opening between the lid and the main body of the white casket to ensure adequate ventilation. The interior of the casket was very comfortable and Ufiaka fell into a very deep sleep.


The rain had subsided at the time the pickup van arrived at Umutu and during a brief stop there, two men travelling to Amai entered the vehicle at the back and the same happened at Ubiaruku where a man and a woman travelling also to Amai entered the vehicle. All this while, Ufiaka was enjoying his beauty sleep inside the Casket completely unaware of the new passengers who boarded at Umutu and Ubiaruku.


The pickup van arrived Amai just after 5 p.m. and the driver, who was now very hungry, stopped in front of a busy bukataria to have a quick bite before proceeding to the next village. The sudden stoppage and revving of the pickup's engine woke Ufiaka who then opened the lid of the Casket and rose up.

Trouble! Trouble!! Whahala!!! Katakata!!!!
The passengers in the back of the pickup jumped out of the vehicle from various points and took to their heels in various directions. The people eating in open type bukataria (including the mama-put and her service girls) who saw the white casket open and a ‘ghost’ stop out, ran off all over the place some with balls of eba and akpu in their hands.

Ufiaka, seeing people running ‘helter skelter’ was convinced that armed robbers were operating and decided to take-off in the direction three of the passengers, including the women, were running.

When the three passengers realised that Ufiaka was running towards them, they increased speed and shouted ghost, ghost and to further worsen the situation, Ufiaka was dressed in white up and down with white shoes to match that day.

With the shouting of ghost, other people in their homes came out to see what was going on and on seeing people running at high speed all over they joined in the race for dear life and the number just swelled.

The driver and the two market women were running too! When they saw people pointing to Ufiaka that he was the ghost they started laughing at their stupidity for not knowing what they were running from before they started running.


IF NA YOU SEE DE GHOST, WETIN YOU GO DO?
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Late in 1994, an 87 year old great-grand father passed on in a village close to Amai, Kwale, Delta State.

The late man's grandson by name Ufiaka (26 years old and fairly educated) was given some money and asked to travel to Agbor and buy a fine casket for his grand pa's burial.

Ufiaka left base early and arrived Agbor in good time to purchase the casket and make the return journey same day. He was fortunate to get an open back white coloured Peugeot 404 pickup heading for Amai. He, however, had to ride in the back of the pickup with the casket because two market women travelling to Amai were already seated in front with the driver.


On the home journey, they ran into a heavy rain storm close to Uronigbe and Ufiaka quickly opened the Casket, laid himself nicely in the well-padded interior, covered the lid and used the folded newspaper he had with him to leave a small opening between the lid and the main body of the white casket to ensure adequate ventilation. The interior of the casket was very comfortable and Ufiaka fell into a very deep sleep.


The rain had subsided at the time the pickup van arrived at Umutu and during a brief stop there, two men travelling to Amai entered the vehicle at the back and the same happened at Ubiaruku where a man and a woman travelling also to Amai entered the vehicle. All this while, Ufiaka was enjoying his beauty sleep inside the Casket completely unaware of the new passengers who boarded at Umutu and Ubiaruku.
10:40 AM

The pickup van arrived Amai just after 5 p.m. and the driver, who was now very hungry, stopped in front of a busy bukataria to have a quick bite before proceeding to the next village. The sudden stoppage and revving of the pickup's engine woke Ufiaka who then opened the lid of the Casket and rose up.

Trouble! Trouble!! Whahala!!! Katakata!!!!
The passengers in the back of the pickup jumped out of the vehicle from various points and took to their heels in various directions. The people eating in open type bukataria (including the mama-put and her service girls) who saw the white casket open and a ‘ghost’ stop out, ran off all over the place some with balls of eba and akpu in their hands. 

Ufiaka, seeing people running ‘helter skelter’ was convinced that armed robbers were operating and decided to take-off in the direction three of the passengers, including the women, were running.

When the three passengers realised that Ufiaka was running towards them, they increased speed and shouted ghost, ghost and to further worsen the situation, Ufiaka was dressed in white up and down with white shoes to match that day.

With the shouting of ghost, other people in their homes came out to see what was going on and on seeing people running at high speed all over they joined in the race for dear life and the number just swelled.

The driver and the two market women were running too! When they saw people pointing to Ufiaka that he was the ghost they started laughing at their stupidity for not knowing what they were running from before they started running.


IF NA YOU SEE DE GHOST, WETIN YOU GO DO?
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fynewaka: so chioke is ur friend, eeeyah sorry about that sha. i really felt 4 her when she was evicted. i never expected that she would be the 1st to go. all the same, i wish her d best atlist she's now a star.

uuummhh na wah at 26, u really hurt her feelings u know? just pray 4 forgiveness sha. i pity her. cos i know how she feels. sorri!!!!!!!!

ANTHONY , R.I.P

Thank God they arrive safely into the bush after enough treat in the palace. only God knows how they will suffer 4 how many   days paying for that food they eat. anyway it is fun oooooo. I felt so bad last year when Tope lost at the end.

I wish them all the best in the bush.  any Nairalander among the please

so that we can all vote 4 he/she.

Thank God they arrive safely into the bush after enough treat in the palace. only God knows how they will suffer 4 how many days paying for that food they eat. anyway it is fun oooooo. I felt so bad last year when Tope lost at the end.

I wish them all the best in the bush. any Nairalander among the please

ahahahahahaahahahhahahahah!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

na wah!!!! cnt stop laughing when i recall the funny show. see grown up guys n' chicks running up and down   some crying after little excersise

shuo!! na who send them message sef na me, why cry?   some people sef.

ahahahahahah!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

na wah!!!! cnt stop laughing one i reall the funny show. see grown up guys n' chicks running up and down some crying after little excersise

shuo na who send them message sef na me?? why cry some people sef.

EasyBaby&Sandykok abeg una enh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! make u na no fight ooooooooooooooooooooooo just small arguement now, e don dey turn something enh! na wah oooooo. easybabay plssssssssssssssssssssss   take it easy and just let go the matter enh! abeg leave mata 4 matayas.


easybaby i always dey gbadun u sha.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes oooo

isn't this cool?

absolutely yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MODEL: I asked him who the girl was,though i know the girl very well,she happen to be my friend but she comes from a wealthy family,when i asked him, he said the girl was the one throwing herself on him and that he told her that he already has someone who he loves.He said he just said love u on the phone so that she'll think he loves her and be happy,but i told him that it's not good to play with someone's emotion/feeling but he said she was stubborn and wouldnt let him be.She even want to vist him,but he refuse.I'm just confuse,that something might go wrong someday.

u guys are all saying ask him who the girl is,  am sure u dnt real what she posted well,if u did,u willl answer her right  so please go through it again and stop telling her to ask who the girl is because she already said she know who the girl is.


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miute u should know he will be somewhere jirating. if na u nko? eeeyahh SEUN HAPPY BIRTH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MANY HAPPY RETURNS with long life and prosperity.

omotola

how can u compare omotola wit her? omotola is far pretier u know so it shouldn't be a debate.

beyonce

omotola a beaty to behold is 28 going to 29

thank God 4 him oooo congrats

omotola. she too fine no story