Chanchit: You make me laf, so far guy get money, even if e no get p r i c k, e go still marry, if he wants to..

Very funny... If a guy is short and urgly den its a no no, just dat dis one is handsome dat's y I'm advicing her to go for it cos phisical attraction matters too. Its not all about money abeg.

Hey ladies,

Please help a vry good friend out, she is in love with dis guy dat is vry caring and all but she is way way taller than him... The guy is already asking her to marry him but she has always wished for TDH{ Tall Dark and Handsome}.
This guy is very handsome n smart but short. Shud she 4get about tallness n go ahead to marry him?

My own advice is 4 her to go ahead but i will like to hear ur opinion pls.
Thanks

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trying to make money from sales of this sticker (because he/she knows that people will buy.

My tought!!!..

A friend of mine is about to do the same thing, all effort to discourage him from doing so has proved abbortive. He says he's in love and wants to do what the girl wants. I dnt like such wedding.mtcheeeEeeeeeew

I'm happy I did most of dem, plus hide and seek in the compound with neighbours. Sometimes I wish I cud do dem all over again but for age.....mtcheeeeewwww

Not all ladies are outspoken, some really want to be touched or treated in a particular way but just won't open up so guys, check out what ladies want but won't ask for.

1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5.Kiss her slowly.
Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.
KEEP READING ...
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say “I love her more than you”, deny it. Fight
back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. It makes her
feel loved.
Are you thinking of someone?
16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she’s beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to
show her you actually do mean it.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she’s your everything - only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her - if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT - so just hug her.
24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know! WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US....
26. Don’t lie to her.
27. DON’T cheat on her.
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants.
29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good
day at school, and how much you miss her.
30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can always count on you.
ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER, BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT.
31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will
automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Don’t ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If
she’s upset, comfort her.
REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS ;DWHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT ..
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she
can listen to the steady beat of your heart, link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to
you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED.
41. Call or text her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walk at night.
44. Always remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much you love her and then
bend down to her face and kiss her while you’re sitting on her.
You’ll never know when she needs just a little more love

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My first car was a kia picanto car which never gave ‎​♍Ƹ any problem till i sold it 2yrs after and bought a honda baby which first problem is radiator cos it was a single cell radiator now I've changed τ̅☺ double but still not please.

God 4giv d guy who sold it τ̅☺ ‎​♍Ƹ, like d car though, stong.

If it be the will of God, nothing will stop Fashola from becoming the president ofNigeria. We need ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ man, we knw how difficult it looks, but wit God, notin is impossible.

Plenty experience oo with d̶̲̥̅̊ĭ§ devils called police..

My first experience was in 2002, one faitful evening, my toaster came τ̅☺ pick ‎​♍Ƹ from church, he was τ̅☺ travel that night so we parked a street away from my street τ̅☺ jist and all dat, he had changed all the money on him τ̅☺ dollars and gave ‎​♍Ƹ 200dollars from it so i kept it in the bible and we kept jisting. We jst saw a danfo bus parked beside us and guys jumping down from it, we tought they were armed robbers cos the first 5dat came down weren't on uniform so my heart was gone untill we saw one of dem on uniformthey came τ̅☺ our car and started hitting it shouting come down! Open! Den d guy opend and we started begging, i was dragged down from d car wit slaps and taken into d 'danfo' den i started crying, explaining dat we were coming from church and my house is just down the road but dey wudnt listen, they took my bible from ‎​♍Ƹ and saw the dollars,went τ̅☺ meet d guy and requested for 500dollarsτ̅ and threaten τ̅☺ go lock him up if he doesn't give them the requested amouunt which he eventually had τ̅☺ cos he had no Nigerian currency on him cos he was τ̅☺ leave d country dat night, they drove ‎​♍Ƹ. Round and round surulere with d̶̲̥̅̊ĭ§ guy behind dem and i cried my eyes out...i will never 4get dat experience, may God 4giv dem.

Best thread ever... I'm lookin 4ward τ̅☺ the day i'll share my experience. God pls help ‎​♍Ƹ.

this new nairaland new look is terrible... apprc8 d fact dat it has more features now but the backgorund is terrible and d arrangement is uninteresting
@Seun plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss make life better for the nairalnaders not worse biko

my figure 8 shape!

O my God,  my head is just swelling as i go through this thread, now i feel like getting married cos everyone has been bodering ma life to do so, dis is interesting and i want to have my own experience shared soon. God bless you all.

@lagosShia or wateva, Fashola is too Educated to be sentimental or partial in religious matters, dat he's a muslim doesnt mean he shud lavish lagos money on his religion at the expense of lagosian. as to not having enof mosques, there re land in various parts of lagos for that nah, abi did Fashola dash those christian churches land to build ni? na wah ooo, d way people reason sef. mcheeeww,

Tnks for airing ur mind Mr, meanwhile av u read d book titled "Think Big"? Dream big ok, its Wα̲̅†̥ i tnk i wnt from Mr right i stated and if u re not d Mr right, pls read n move on as ur opinion may nt mata except from Mr right

Meanwhile, I'm still hoping that Mr right will get τ̅☺ read this.

I'm guilty of dis and i repent cos from now on, i'm gonna jst smile and accept all compliments, pple appreciate me daily and i'm like wat, ?cos i'm kinda used to it but ''I REPENT''. I'm gonna just smile every time. tnks poster.

@ItsModella, u re onpoint oooh, no such names pls Mr right ok? tnks

Mrbrownjay pls kip dreaming and leave ma world ok?,

i see U re not the Mr Right dat's in ma dream so, i'll just count ur comment as one of those, i really hope dis my Mr right sure do exist,

@Goldieluks, yes i hope he gets to read dis cos the letter is very important.

Dear Future Mr. Right,

I and every other girl on the planet has dreamt of you since we were 15, I sure hope you exist because if you don’t it will mean I have been wasting my time and if you do I sure hope you are using this time to improve on yourself spiritually, financially, romantically and domestically so that you would at least be worth the wait.
I hope for the sake of our future kids that, you are tall . I also hope that you are at least good looking (can’t keep explaining) to people that you have a good heart). I want you to be strong, independent, hardworking, responsible and a leader but do us both a favor and don’t always tell me what to do, this is a partnership not a monarchy.
As concerns our future kids (who MUST be cute) I expect you to be fully involved in their upbringing and not just paying their fees you should spend time with them and get to know them individually irrespective of their gender. It is also important to note that I am not interested in being a housewife; my certificate is not a wallpaper, I intend to use it! Except of course, if you decide to pay my salary (6 figures of course).
I have plenty issues and I suspect you do as well so please be patient with me because I will with you, also please don’t take me for granted yes I love you but that doesn’t mean that after a few years you forget my existence and we become roommates instead of partners, oh and always listen or at least pretend to when I am talking (football match or not) in order to avoid quarrels. Marriage is hard work I sure hope you are as ready to make it work as I am.
In conclusion, I don’t want to be number 1 with you (that’s God’s spot, let him have it), I don’t want you to build your life around me and die if I am not there (I consider that obsession). I do however, want to be number 2 on the scale of importance above your family, friends and yes even yourself. Remember I love you big and if you miss me, it will be your loss!
Yours’ Lovingly,
Mrs. Right
P.s.If you ever as much as raise your finger against me, it will probably be the last time you use that arm …#just saying#

congrats bro,

Fashola,

its really sad,  sometimes i wonder if dis pple fear God.

its really sad,  sometimes i wonder if dis pple fear God.

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only my dad did  alot of this annoying comparism while i was growing up, there was dis born again girl opposite our house that goes to church almost everyday,she doesn't wear trouser or ear ring so at any little mistake my father will let u knw dat d girl wudnt do such but as God wld have it, we gained admission to ilorin together and she was impregnated at year2. when i got back home i ofcos was free from the comparism wahala as she cudnt go bak to school cos her parents bundled her to d guy's place. no one told my father to stop, he just learnt

now when i look back, i jst smile cos we are not in anyway in d same level at allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll,  na by God sha. i hope not to ever compare ma child with any when i av one, its demoralising.

Deard All,

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Thanks.

working ke, for where, a friend of mine got a 2bedroom flat in lekki after so much struggle to get her choice only for the land lord to insist on 2yrs payment ofwhich my friend only has 1.3m for one yr, she begged, cried but to no avail. struggle continues as she has started looking for anothe one, i feel for her sha ,

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its a turn off for me,

maybe ur mindset is wrong, cos likes attracts likes,

@op, u re a true Nigerian, ladies we sabi bone wen we go to places we no nobodi enh, i laff in ijebu language