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Politics › Re: Evidence Of Buhari Been A Religious Fanatic (PHOTO) by Funniez: 1:50pm On Nov 13, 2014
omenka:
We have seen this over a thousand times on this forum and it is getting too damn boring. Don't these folks have any other card to play?? I can bet my life you will see a dozen more of threads like this before the day runs out. Why aren't they giving us reasons to vote Jonathan?? Why is it so difficult to sell Jonathan using his "unparalleled developmental strides"?? What has jonathan achieved since he got into Aso Rock besides polarising Nigerians along religious and tribal lines?? Ask them this question: how many of them wouldn't prefer living the rest of their lives in a place like UAE or Qatar to living in Nigeria??

If you think you can't vote for Buhari because of some flimsy reason as the statement above, then goodluck to you.
I'm as Christian as can be and I say this with every sense of responsibility in me, Buhari is God's gift to this nation, and I will cast my vote in his favour 50times over even if he looses his 49th contest!!
No sane Nigerian will vote for a coup plotter in 2015. I prefer a neighbour who built almajiri skuls to one who gave me almajiri plates to beg around. I prefer someone who is trying to unite Nigerians irrespective of dia religion, to a monster who has d intention of islamizing Nigeria. I prefer a humble and meek president who despite all abuse and insults levelled on him, continues to seek 4 peace and development of Nigeria, to a mallam who promised he wuld make Nigeria ungovernable if he is nt elected in 2011. Definitely, Nigerians needs change but I dont Buhari is d change we need.
Politics › Re: . by Funniez: 1:24pm On Nov 13, 2014
Chairman of his local govt
Politics › Re: Why Jonathan Deserves Second Term— Information Minister by Funniez: 12:55pm On Nov 13, 2014
Well said, make I book space incase.....
Politics › Re: Before The Massacre by Funniez: 12:33pm On Nov 13, 2014
So our soldiers were playing hide and seek with them all this while.
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Trying To Get Reelected By Blaming US For Boko Haram- FP by Funniez: 12:04pm On Nov 13, 2014
FG blames U.S for refusing to sell them arms, U.S blames Nigeria soldiers of Human rights violation and being too difficult to work with, Soldiers blame their commanders for not boostin their morale, the commanders then blame the FG for non-supply of advanced weapons, the F.G blames the U.S, and the blame game continues...... GEJ for how longg will this nonsense continue??
Politics › Re: US Denies Failing To Help Nigeria Fight Boko Haram by Funniez: 11:39am On Nov 13, 2014
Make thunder disvirgin ur entire generation there @Psaki.
Politics › Re: Let's Celebrate Lieutenant M Umar. Killed By Boko Haram (Photo) by Funniez: 11:12am On Nov 13, 2014
May his soul rest in peace. GEJ see what u've caused?
Politics › Re: Buhari Was Very Very Corrupt (see Facts And Figures Inside) by Funniez: 10:37am On Nov 13, 2014
Chai guy u wicked o, so u expect me to re-read my J.s.s3 Agric science text book again??
Politics › Re: 2015: Court Fixes December 1, For Jonathan’s Eligibility Case by Funniez: 10:11am On Nov 13, 2014
[quote author=fyneboi79 post=27968698]All of you asking for Gej are just shallow mindedundecidedFor how long do you wish to sufferhuhWhat has d present government done to better ur sufferings?What prospects does the present administration hold for the future?If ur answer is nil then be wise and vote for change.Vote corruption out of our land.Vote for integrity and fair play.Vote for a leader and not a stooge.Vote Buhari for a better Nigeria and drop d shackles of shame,defeat,poverty,bondage,joblessness,war and insurgency .Let's work together and change our nation.....Abeg let's vote Buhari full speed ahead. So We should vote for a coup plotterhuh? S. M. H
Jokes Etc › Re: I Love Naija I No Go Lie!!! by Funniez: 12:16pm On Nov 12, 2014
Na 4 naija u go see poor man dey trekk under hot sun dey sell books with d title "HOW TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE IN TWO DAYS". I just dey wonder why him neva read am.
Politics › Re: Meet Mrs Aisha Buhari Beautiful, Sound & Intelligent. PIX by Funniez: 11:09am On Nov 12, 2014
Forget that nonsense pic of Aisha, it was taken since 1982.
Politics › Re: Meet Mrs Aisha Buhari Beautiful, Sound & Intelligent. PIX by Funniez: 11:08am On Nov 12, 2014
Forget that nonsense pic, it was taken since 1982.
Politics › Re: PDP Govs To Jonathan: Road To 2015 ’ll Be Rough by Funniez: 9:41am On Nov 12, 2014
Association of Poitical Criminals are like, we need change, and that change is Buhari. If a coup plotter is all APC has to offer, then my vote goes to GEJ.
Politics › Re: 2015: Nigeria will collapse if Jonathan fail to win the Presidency- Ifeduba by Funniez: 8:57am On Nov 12, 2014
Well, dont panic @op, Buhari has already lost and will continue to lose.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: The Mystery Solved! by Funniez: 8:45am On Nov 12, 2014
Am glad some well tinking ppl are still in government.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Votes 2015 - GEJ Vs Buhari - Vote Now by Funniez: 6:29am On Nov 12, 2014
Last time I checked, elections arent done on the internet.
Politics › Re: Major Cords Struck By The President In His Presidential Declaration Speech by Funniez: 6:18am On Nov 12, 2014
That is a Presidential candidate talking!!! Matured, excellent and accurate. Not the type of d desperate APCHEATS where an old coup plotter will tell us how he halted a democratically elected President and forced a military era to Nigerians and then claims its an achievement. Where somewhere in the east, a man on his presidential declaration speech, claims he has more money than all the pdp governors combined. Not where a northern mallam who owns the most expensive skul in London will tell us he wuld grant free education. These ppl are just desperate power-drunken bastards who are on dia way for vengeance, but I tell u, as long as Jesus lives, Buhari and his cohorts will never rule Nigeria again, NEVER!!!!. My 2 Cents.
Jokes Etc › Re: Amazing Facts You Must Know by Funniez: 12:25pm On Nov 11, 2014
Did u know that many are mad but few are roaminghuh
Politics › Re: Northern Governors To Collaborate With FG To Defeat Boko Haram [waking Up] by Funniez: 11:40am On Nov 11, 2014
Northern governors, una gud morning o
Politics › Re: I Don’t Know My Political Future – Fashola by Funniez: 7:05am On Nov 11, 2014
Like for realhuh? U dont know ur political futurehuh Chai, see wat "Association of Political Criminals" have done to u.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Blasts America, Says U.S Has Let Nigeria Down In War Against Boko Haram by Funniez: 6:23am On Nov 11, 2014
Make I book space first. Mods, front page material
Politics › Re: Boko/h Captures Maiha Town In Adamawa, Fleeing Soldiers Beg For Civilian Clothes by Funniez: 6:21am On Nov 11, 2014
Chai diaris God o
Politics › Re: My Husband Was Set Up!!! Pastor Oritshejafor's Wife by Funniez: 6:20am On Nov 11, 2014
Make I book space first, incase e enter front page.
Politics › Re: Why Did Buhari Sentence Fela Kuti To 10 Years In Prison? by Funniez: 8:58pm On Nov 10, 2014
I swear Buhari will regret ever picking that nomination form come 2015.
Politics › Re: Political Bias Of Nigerian Media (Newspapers/Blogs, TV/Radio Stations) by Funniez: 8:22pm On Nov 09, 2014
Space booked
Agriculture › Re: Rom Oil Mills - Biggest Edible Oil Refinery - Launched In Ibadan by Funniez: 10:08am On Nov 09, 2014
Who talk say GEJ no dey work??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (1 - 0) On 8th November 2014 by Funniez: 5:34pm On Nov 08, 2014
Chai! Mata don carry Man u Matter 4 head like say na im papa Canter.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 8th November 2014 by Funniez: 5:25pm On Nov 08, 2014
IAMGEJ:
Oya dey bend oh, cus d thunder weh 1 fire you so eh, dey do press up.
wetin be ur shape now?? Get ready to become crippled 4 life.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 8th November 2014 by Funniez: 4:58pm On Nov 08, 2014
To all those whey carry Chelsea matter for head like gala hawkers, how market na?? Useless idiots. Chelsea 4 life. 9 Epl games, 8 win, 1 draw. No be nyash o
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana: Friendly (1 - 0) - Live by Funniez: 9:19pm On Nov 07, 2014
Who sbore? How them score? The keeper touch am? Na own goal? Mikelis Obilis {botanical name of snail} dey playhuh?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Maribor Vs Chelsea: UCL (1 - 1) On 5th November 2014 by Funniez: 9:04pm On Nov 05, 2014
Blues till Buhari becomes a Christian.
Phones › Re: Russians Take Down iPhone Statue Over Apple CEO's Gayness by Funniez: 10:38am On Nov 04, 2014
Sometimes I wonder if this senseless bastards parading themselves as gays were born and bread by a woman or a monkey.

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