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PhonesRe: The New Airtel 2gb For N200 And 6gb For N500 Data Plan by Funnyguy83: 5:15pm On Jun 12, 2016
please can it work on nokia c101 and nokia E63 ? Urgent answer please.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mali : International Friendly 1 - 0 (Full Time) by Funnyguy83: 3:04pm On May 07, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Lol. Father Mbaka Asks For Forgiveness? See This. by Funnyguy83: 9:40pm On Apr 29, 2016
Lairs.
PoliticsRe: Eu Parliament Moves Motion Against Violation Of Citizen Nnamdi Kanu's Right by Funnyguy83: 9:45am On Apr 17, 2016
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PoliticsRe: We've Been Visiting Nnamdi Kanu In Prison — UK Govt by Funnyguy83: 5:47am On Apr 03, 2016
There is light @ the end of the tunel kanu. Keep it up.
FamilyRe: Women, Stop Lying To Your Husbands And Playing Victim Afterwards! by Funnyguy83: 2:54pm On Apr 01, 2016
5minsmadness:
No its not the same case bro. The stories are different. In this one the woman had her womb removed long before the marriage. The woman in that thread said she has her womb intact.

I have seen that other thread and commented on it. I agree she isn't saying everything. Nevertheless she should move on.
ok bro.
FamilyRe: Women, Stop Lying To Your Husbands And Playing Victim Afterwards! by Funnyguy83: 3:48am On Apr 01, 2016
[quote author=5minsmadness post=44244957]There's this case I'm trying to sort out now where the man has been sleeping around and wants to divorce his wife. Naturally his friends and neighbors were outraged and coming after the head of the man , calling him all sorts of names and swearing for him. Only to discover that the man recently found out that the reason they haven't had a child for 2yrs is cos the woman had a hysterectomy (surgery to remove her womb) whem she was a teenager following a bad abortion. And SHE KNEW BUT DIDNT TELL HIM. Why decieve the man and enter marriage under false pretenses only to start crying wolf when your deceit is found out. Now nobody knows how to proceed since the man has irrefutable proof that the lady he 'loved' decieved him into a childless marriage.

Op is it the case of the woman on the front page saying that her husband wants divorce after telin him of vodoo ? Cos i think the said gal has more to tell us than what she told us here. Answer me.
FamilyRe: Women, Stop Lying To Your Husbands And Playing Victim Afterwards! by Funnyguy83: 3:44am On Apr 01, 2016
5minsmadness:
There's this case I'm trying to sort out now where the man has been sleeping around and wants to divorce his wife. Naturally his friends and neighbors were outraged and coming after the head of the man , calling him all sorts of names and swearing for him. Only to discover that the man recently found out that the reason they haven't had a child for 2yrs is cos the woman had a hysterectomy (surgery to remove her womb) whem she was a teenager following a bad abortion. And SHE KNEW BUT DIDNT TELL HIM. Why decieve the man and enter marriage under false pretenses only to start crying wolf when your deceit is found out. Now nobody knows how to proceed since the man has irrefutable proof that the lady he 'loved' decieved him into a childless marriage.

There was another one where the lady told her man she was AA before they got married, went as far as forging lab documents. Only for them to give birth to Sicklers children. On lab tests they found out she was SS and the man was AS. The man wa stunned to hear the family always knew she was a sickler and were happy when she said she had found a man to marry, not knowing she had decieved him to the alter. Now the husband is resentful. He doesn't believe in divorce but hs started sleeping around looking for how he can have a normal child after more than 3 sickler children. The woman has reported him to all and sundry and they were all blaming the man and raining abuses on him until the real story came out. And you wonder why he is bitterhuh When you ruined his chances at a normal life? When you didn't respect him enough to give him a choice of what he wanted to feel with in life?

A third couple the man has turned to a chronic wife beater. He uses her for a punching bag daily, yet she refuses to leave him. Man bashing began before it came out that he never wanted to marry her, that she used a fake pregnancy to trap him into the marriage and he had a fiancee that he had to drop because he thought he was doing the right thing. Only to discover three months into the marriage that the pregnancy wasn't progressing and she was caught trying to arrange a faked miscarriage.

I can go on and on but it's the first story that happened recently that touched me to share this. It's sad to see women crying pitiably only to find that they are the source of their problems. The wedding day is not as important as the marriage proper. Getting married is a good thing, but getting married with deception will ALWAYS come back to bite you in the ass. You are going to be living with this person for the rest of your life. Make sure you start well so you can end well.

My take.
SportsRe: Perpetua Nkwocha Weds Nwufoh In Owerri (Photos) by Funnyguy83: 10:37pm On Mar 28, 2016
I love this woman to the core. If not for anything, but for her goal scoring Prowess. Thou i know she might be a lezibian no probs sha :-D
SportsRe: Precious Dede Retires From Football After 15 Years by Funnyguy83: 1:55pm On Mar 28, 2016
I don book am.
EducationRe: Thread For Masters Degree Students by Funnyguy83: 7:54pm On Mar 22, 2016
AM THERE BRO IN 3YEARS TIME.
EducationRe: FG Bilateral Education Agreement (BEA) Scholarship Awards 2016/2017 - Apply Now by Funnyguy83: 6:23am On Mar 22, 2016
Please Can i apply with my HND distinction result ?.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Egypt AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 1 On 25th March 2016 by Funnyguy83: 3:48pm On Mar 17, 2016
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CelebritiesRe: Peter Obi Set To Reconcile P'square by Funnyguy83: 11:43am On Mar 16, 2016
Fiwasayo:
These guys should be left alone jare....they remain brothers,whether they like it or not,but they definitely cant do business together forever.
na woman cause am o !
PoliticsRe: Senate's Rejection Of The Gender Equality Bill: Nigerians React On Twitter by Funnyguy83: 10:31am On Mar 16, 2016
Leme just book dis space.
EducationRe: Senate Fixes JAMB Application Fee At N2,500, Extends Validity Period To 3 Years by Funnyguy83: 6:44pm On Mar 02, 2016
Correct.
EducationRe: FederalPoly Oko Diverting Staff Salary For Over 12 Years by Funnyguy83: 8:50pm On Mar 01, 2016
okostaffschool:
So because they are secondary school teachers, their salaries shouldn't be paid?
my brother the thing tire me o ! Am even at my corridor in the POLYTECHNIC nw.
EducationRe: FederalPoly Oko Diverting Staff Salary For Over 12 Years by Funnyguy83: 12:09am On Mar 01, 2016
okostaffschool:
Just when you have heard the worst of corruption and maltreatment in the Nigerian civil service, Federal Polytechnic Oko will surprise you with something worse.

Staff of the Polytechnic Staff Secondary of the Federal Polytechnic Oko recently made a shocking discovery: their managment have been paying them way below their government stipulated salary for over 12 years and they didn't know. And the difference, amounting to over N1 Billion has been consistently diverted every month to people in the managment of the Polytechnic. About 32 of the Staff school have been discovered to be victims of this thick web of deciet and stealing.

This is a summary of the situation written by the affected staff.



How could something like that happen, and for that long?

Like most people in the Federal service, they (the staff) were invited to apply for jobs, when they were employed, they were led to believe that they were employed by the Polytechnic, rather than by the Federal government. So the management convinced them that , since they were in the Staff Secondary section, the Polytechnic (instead of the Federal Government) is responsible for paying their salaries. Being grateful to have a job, they didn't question it. Using that as a covering over their eyes, the Management kept diverting up to 60% of their salaries and giving them a little piece of what rightly belongs to them. Frequently, even the little they get were withheld and delayed for up to 3 months. This means that their colleagues that are working in the Polytechnic will have received their salaries and they will be left waiting, sometimes, they will teach for a whole term and not get paid, even though the Government has released the salaries. But since they have been convinced that they were not Government employees, they didn't complain, and they didn't suspect any foul play until PENCOM came along.


ENTER PENCOM!

Sometime in 2006, 2 marketers from First Guarantee Pensions Limited (FGPL), a Pension Funds Administrator (PFA), came to them and told them asked them to register for a Retirement Savings Account (RSA). An RSA is an account where your pensions are deposited until you are ready to retire. Nigerian Pensions Commission allows people to choose a Pension Funds Administrator (PFA) that will manage your pension, just like you choose a bank to manage your money. This is to make it easy to withdraw your pension from your Retirement Savings Account (RSA) whenever you retire without delays. Most of them didn't really understand Pensions RSA when they created the account.

This is how it works. When they create the account, they get a PENCOM ID. When it is nearing payday, the woman in charge of pensions in the school (name withheld) sends the Nominal Roll of all the Staff of the Polytechnic being paid by the Federal Government to PENCOM, along with their PFA account, PENCOM ID Payslip, Passports and Appointment Letters. Then PENCOM can verify that they are Government employees, identify their employer, calculate their pensions and identify the PFA (in this case, First Guarantee) to pay it into. So whenever the government releases money for salaries, if PENCOM has recieved the Nominal Roll, they will send the pensions directly to the PFAs then the rest of the salary is sent to the school. Like every other bank account, as soon as money is deposited into the RSA, the staff get a credit alert. Periodically (sometimes, monthly), they got statement letters showing their monthly Pension contributions and the balance. And that was how suspicion started.

Now according to PENCOM act, pension is 15% of your gross salary, part of which is deducted from your salary every month and deposited into your RSA. The 15% is split between you and your employer, 7.5% each. So assuming your gross salary is N100, N7.5 is deducted from your salary, and your employer will bring the other N7.5 to make N15. So N92.5 is credited into your salary account, and N15 is credited into your RSA. So to get your gross salary from your pension, multiply the pension by 100 and divide by 15. PENCOM will specify in the RSA statement that the deposit came from your employer.

So when these people were getting the alert for the their RSA they kept wondering how they were contributing over N13,000 to an RSA when their salary is just over N50,000. When they became highly suspicious was when they kept getting RSA credit alerts when they haven't received received salary for that month. Sometimes they get RSA alert for 3 months and no credit alert from the Polytechnic. The staff, one of whom tragically died during one of those months in 2013, usually have no other source of income and have to endure long hardship when their salaries are denied them by the Polytechnic. It was baffling to them how they would be tucking away over N13,000 when they haven't received a kobo. That was what led to the investigations that uncovered this story. Over 30 staff, almost all of whom work with the Staff School division of the Polytechnic, discovered that this has been going on since they have been employed. In the case of one of them who has been employed there for 13 years, she has been receiving less than 60% of her entitlement since she was employed. The sum of all the monies that have been diverted from their salaries since all 33 (or so) of them have been employed is over N1 billion. Lecturers and other staff that work in the Polytechnic did not know about this injustice because they didn't experience it. They were paid fully when due. As at the time of this writing, they have only just received their June, 2015 salary. They haven't been paid for July 2015 to January 2016.

Various attempts have been made by the affected Staff to communicate with the management but they have been threatened with sack and reminded that they were employed by the Polytechnic and not Government. Any of one in the Senior level management that has tried to look into the matter has been cautioned till they backed off. Up till recently, the teachers, most of whom are elderly people were too scared to loose their jobs, and of long legal procedures that might leave them out of job and delay the remunerations they seek.

Two week ago, the SSS summoned the affected staff and the management of Polytechnic to Awka investigate the matter. Apparently, the management didn't know the staff were receiving RSA alerts. They denied knowing anything about the Pension deposits, insisting that they paid the correct salary. The claimed that the pension amount which they manually input on the payment sheet (see payment slip pic) was their real pension, but couldn't prove where it was deposited. After the meeting one of management reps was reported to have lamented the RSA alerts and claimed that he will stop the alerts.

The SSS said they will invite them to Abuja for further inquiry, but at this point, the staff involved are making frantic efforts to get the justice so they don't get victimized, the management is making frantic efforts to cover up their terrible injustice and hide the trails and we are making frantic efforts to make the public aware of the situations. Hopefully the EFCC and concerned Agencies will launch an investigation into the matter and make some arrest. Hopefully, justice will be served quickly and the staff will be refunded what is due them.

For more about this situation you can send a mail to staffschoolstory@gmail.com or call Mrs Obi on 08037371914 (Vice Principal) or Mr. Awgu Stephen on 08063761322 (Principal).


UPDATE: They will be going to Abuja to meet with the SSS this coming Tuesday.


PICTURE EXPLANATIONS:

Picture 1 is the list of all the staff that are affected. Names have been covered to protect their identities. Notice their current salary they receive from the Polytechnic beside the confirmation year, their pension contribution which is 7.5% of their salary, and the actual government stipulated salary at the last column.

Picture 2 is the RSA of one of the affected staff.

Picture 3 is payment slips used by the polytechnic to pay them in January, July, August and September 2009 . Notice that their gross pay is N60,218. Also Notice that January 2009 salary (first column) was paid on 3rd of March 2009. Notice also that there are multiple deductions from the gross pay, including NAT PENSION (written with a pen). None of those deductions are even legitimate. These deductions drop their net take home to N53,338

Picture 4 is the section of the RSA statement showing January, July, August and September 2009 Pension contributions (the months on the payslip in Picture 3). The contributions from employer and employee was N7375.58 respectively, each of which is 7.5% of the true salary. This puts the actual salary for those months at N98,341, but instead this teacher was paid N53,338 for each of those 3 months.
EducationRe: FederalPoly Oko Diverting Staff Salary For Over 12 Years by Funnyguy83: 11:41pm On Feb 29, 2016
Beehshorp:
People no get conscience how can u divert people's salary for 12years...
young man its not the lecturers but the secondry school teachers.
SportsRe: Oliseh Resigns As Super Eagles Coach! by Funnyguy83: 7:26am On Feb 26, 2016
Good.
SportsRe: Some Major Highlights Of NPFL 2015 Season by Funnyguy83: 4:16pm On Feb 24, 2016
Thats how we roll.
RomanceRe: I Lost My Man Because I Slept With So Many Men - The Real Reason He Left!!! by Funnyguy83: 7:53am On Feb 07, 2016
EggovinMma:
I didn't say ladies should sleep around.I only said there was no need to reveal such when she is not mad.
She loves that man and wants him to know the truth baby girl.
RomanceRe: I Lost My Man Because I Slept With So Many Men - The Real Reason He Left!!! by Funnyguy83: 3:32pm On Feb 06, 2016
EggovinMma:
Exactly!She should continue to talk like a licking tap till she gets to 100!She be mumu!Was the guy there when she was humping around?Wetin kon bring that kind question?Giving him an answer in the first place shows she sef no ready to marry.
u misunderstood me. I mean women should keep their self cos its very important. Men can Bleep and go scot free bt women cnt.
RomanceRe: I Lost My Man Because I Slept With So Many Men - The Real Reason He Left!!! by Funnyguy83: 2:51pm On Feb 06, 2016
EggovinMma:
I'm not justifying her randy lifestyle please.I'm only saying there are some things that need to be kept secret.Its not all questions that needs an answer.I do not see the reason for this revelations.As long as she is medically alright,she should have kept mute.
she should lie keJust to get maried? I tought she wana compete with men. She shouldnt lie. She should keep saying the truth till she z 70yrs. U cnt compete with men.
RomanceRe: I Lost My Man Because I Slept With So Many Men - The Real Reason He Left!!! by Funnyguy83: 2:41pm On Feb 06, 2016
kaziblake:
Did the man tell her how many women he has slept with?

That lady needs slap to reset her brain.
note: you cnt compete with a man. Its a mans world. Believ it or not . Ur man can tell u he has slept with 200 gals and u must stay, bt if u tel him u hv slept with just 10 he must flee 4rm u 4ever. Am sure u knw dat. So dnt try to compete atal.
BusinessRe: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Funnyguy83: 8:47am On Jan 19, 2016
thewarrior72:
Ogbagwojuru ndi obodo gbamgbam tara nchara anya otu anyi jiri were asusu igbo na akpa ha stod.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. GWA HA OKWU NWANNE!
EducationRe: Nairaland Official SCHOLARSHIPS Thread (degree, Masters, Phd, Contests Et Al) by Funnyguy83: 11:39pm On Jan 06, 2016
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Is Nairaland Allowing Attacks On Women? by Funnyguy83: 10:18pm On Jan 05, 2016
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FamilyRe: IS it right for a dad to bath his 15years old daughter? by Funnyguy83: 10:25pm On Jan 04, 2016
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RomanceRe: When She Asks For The condition Of Your Manliness. by Funnyguy83: 4:07am On Jan 04, 2016
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PoliticsRe: FG Officially Removes Subsidy - African Spotlight by Funnyguy83: 7:11am On Jan 03, 2016
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