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Travel / Re: Skyway String Transport Technology To Build Lagos To Abuja 45 Mins Rail Network by Funnystatus(m): 12:20pm On Nov 18, 2018
I will cheerfully donate 100 years of expectations.. at least my great grand son will know the history started from us

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Religion / Re: Sharon Oyakhilome & Phillip Frimpong Traditional Wedding (More Photos) by Funnystatus(m): 6:45pm On Oct 04, 2018
black and white

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Sports / Re: Levante Signs Moses Simon, Unveils Him In Spain (photos) by Funnystatus(m): 10:04pm On Aug 06, 2018
Levan... What?. I rather play for Enyimba and be patriotic

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Business / Re: Lagos’ ICT Cluster Takes Off, Targets $10bn Revenue by Funnystatus(m): 7:51am On Aug 02, 2018
Everytime WE WILL WE WILL
Nothing like WE HAVE WE HAVE
Am not surprised NIGERIA sef is a future tense

Car Talk / Re: Car Battery Or Alternator: Which One Is The Culprit Behind A Dead Car? by Funnystatus(m): 7:21am On Aug 02, 2018
My neighbours has a two drivers car, one is driving one is pushing. Whenever i see him on the road coming i either hide or smartly dodge his demand to help me for a lift. Poor car

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Education / Re: World Pitch Competition: Anambra To Represent Nigeria, Africa In America by Funnystatus(m): 7:19am On Aug 02, 2018
Good for them

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Celebrities / Re: Charity Nnaji Gets Car As Birthday Gift From UK Based Fan, Shares Testimony by Funnystatus(m): 7:12pm On Jul 16, 2018
That's how she will be complicating issue for herself unnecessarily.. Did she know the meaning of that clause "small girl with big god. Don't have time to analyse anything.
Probably she is really in the crew already sef, who knows

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Sports / Re: Kelechi Iheanacho Sprays Couple With Pounds & Dollars At Their Wedding (Photo) by Funnystatus(m): 5:37pm On Jul 16, 2018
iluvpomo:
next year is your turn ... IJN
amen. I claim that
Celebrities / Re: Simi Slams A Lady Who Said All Adekunle Gold's Songs Sound The Same by Funnystatus(m): 5:23pm On Jul 16, 2018
Naso love matter be. It go dey push you unto wetin no concern you
Sports / Re: Kelechi Iheanacho Sprays Couple With Pounds & Dollars At Their Wedding (Photo) by Funnystatus(m): 5:18pm On Jul 16, 2018
How old is iheanacho, how old am I. Common 10 naira dey hard me spray for party. Oga oo

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Romance / Re: "Never Introduce Your Man To Your Female Friends" Lady Advises by Funnystatus(m): 5:08pm On Jul 16, 2018
Introducing your Boyfriend to us is like marketing your goods to us.
How good he is will determine if he joins our shrine of gods on rentage or purchasing

Signed: Small girls big gods crew

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Celebrities / Re: Leo & CeeC Become Numatville Tourism Megacity Ambassadors, Get Plots Of Land by Funnystatus(m): 5:05pm On Jul 16, 2018
Congratulations to them. Business couple

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Food / Re: A Lady Ordered For A Superhero Cake And Got This (Photos) by Funnystatus(m): 4:40pm On Jul 16, 2018
It can only be a work of Igbo caterer. The same way their Aba broda will turn timberland to timboland
Shey Na by force to be creative

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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Joseph Yobo And His Wife, Adaeze Yobo by Funnystatus(m): 4:35pm On Jul 16, 2018
Please has Yobo retired to modelling?.. Because that's actually his real calling. Don't say my question is too much oo, during his footballing career did he carry any trophy.
Just asking

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Celebrities / Re: Kechi Okwuchi Rocks Bikini At Daytona Beach In The US by Funnystatus(m): 4:06pm On Jul 16, 2018
Good she is proud of herself. But she does not need to display anything or wear exposing bikini to explain that. That will just expose her to the negative minded people whose their word are like poison that can kill her acclaimed self esteem.
Lastly these photos will only generate pity from the masses. Put the hypocrite aside.
Aunty just enjoy life privately, don't let your burn burn your aspiration, be where you want when you want to embarassed without being shy.
But this, is a no

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Undergoing Medicals At Juventus (Photos) by Funnystatus(m): 3:07pm On Jul 16, 2018
Modric is collecting this year balloon d'or. Cr7 ntoor
Politics / Re: Meet Oka Obono: Profile Of Professor Who Wants To Represent Cross River Central by Funnystatus(m): 1:51pm On Jul 16, 2018
And He is the first professor to contest for embarasseda senator post abi?.. Because I don't understand this unnecessary hype.
Last last he will steal from us and give intellectual reason he did that and organised his learned fellow to win case for him. Otan

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Celebrities / Re: Davido's Daughter, Imade Adeleke In A Gucci Shirt by Funnystatus(m): 1:34pm On Jul 16, 2018
Why always that sneakers everytime.. She wan wear ham tear ni
It's only chioma davido go remember do shoe shopping for in Paris. Iranu
undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Kella, The Beautiful Singer From Port Harcourt by Funnystatus(m): 10:27am On Jul 16, 2018
OP why do you skipped Upcoming before typing the artist. Is she upcoming sef abi aspiring

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Kella, The Beautiful Singer From Port Harcourt by Funnystatus(m): 10:23am On Jul 16, 2018
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Events / Re: Young Couple Buried Two Weeks After Their Wedding. See Obituary & Burial Photos by Funnystatus(m): 9:22pm On Jul 15, 2018
Chai.. Knack till die
Crime / Re: 4-Year-Old Girl Missing At Christ Embassy Church In Lagos (Photos) by Funnystatus(m): 11:35am On Jul 12, 2018
You know those trick we do play when we gather our shoes for one place to play football or when we go Church where you off your shoes outside, people with the ugly shoes later miraculously go home with the best shoe. That might have happened there, we usually call it goods exchange
Or probably the woman mistakenly took the wrong child
Lastly maybe someone who is not happy with the family executed their hidden plan
THIS IS NOT A SKULL MINING ISSUE
Career / Re: Amasa Firdausa Finally Called To Bar In Hijab By Nigerian Law School. Photos by Funnystatus(m): 4:33pm On Jul 10, 2018
Fear muslims. The next thing you'll start seeing is unnecessary killing all in the effort of enforcing their opinion. It's good anyway at least no one is dying

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Properties / Re: Police Have Abandoned Us, Nitel/mtel Ikorodu Estate Residents Lament by Funnystatus(m): 8:48am On Jul 09, 2018
ikorodu is not lekki. So what's the police gonna gain from you guys. This is NIGERIA

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Phones / Re: German Student Invents Phone Casing With Pops Out Legs by Funnystatus(m): 5:13pm On Jul 01, 2018
Wow
Travel / Re: Inside Abakaliki Street Awka, Renamed Club Zone, That's Causing Uproar by Funnystatus(m): 5:07pm On Jul 01, 2018
Postanalyser:

Please is there any "intelligent " yoruba here to argue with? This one i quoted is practically mad and i can't stoop so low to exchange words with a psychopath.
mumu, you have reach your intellectual climax abi?. You even try reach this level sef, your type don't go this far and meanwhile I will leave you to analyse the picture below maybe That will help you

Travel / Re: Inside Abakaliki Street Awka, Renamed Club Zone, That's Causing Uproar by Funnystatus(m): 5:02pm On Jul 01, 2018
Postanalyser:


Onye ara..you see how gullible you lots are? Allowing a scripted tv series to influence your reasoning (if you ever have it). How long will it take you to understand that Tonto Dikeh used the big for nothing Churchill to achieve how aim,financial and famously. Your tribe is one that anyone can easily use to his or her advantage. Once a yoruba man sees an igbo girl he sheepishly loses his sanity and becomes vulnerable as usual, and trust my igbo sisters, they will always teach them lessons.
are you tryna tell me that the girls your side are leech and parasite, relationship jobbers (AKA prostitute). What am I saying sef? Are the guys not useless drug sellers and meagre income business manager.
Travel / Re: Inside Abakaliki Street Awka, Renamed Club Zone, That's Causing Uproar by Funnystatus(m): 4:53pm On Jul 01, 2018
Postanalyser:


Lol,still haven't proved me wrong that your data was collected and organized under the bridge (where you belong) . go through the rubbish you posted and search for the correlation between your first and second sentences. Sophisticated mor.on
am not surprised. An adage says that what belongs to an elder don't give a kid. A kid will not have the intellectual capability to align that two sentence up there with the reply. And please have you hawk your gala today? You know it's almost night make hunger no kee you

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Travel / Re: Inside Abakaliki Street Awka, Renamed Club Zone, That's Causing Uproar by Funnystatus(m): 4:48pm On Jul 01, 2018
Luxuryconsult:
Academically? Well everyone knows the igbos as one lousy creature, hence they go about shouting around when they graduate with first class in some 3rd level university in the UK. Yorubas don't do such, we keep calm and succeed. Financially, do i have to remind you of the top richest people in Nigeria again?

And intellectually, lemme just agree with that since you people are good at carrying those illicit drugs to countries as far as indonesia, india and sort.
wonderful reply there

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