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TravelRe: Inside Abakaliki Street Awka, Renamed Club Zone, That's Causing Uproar by Funnystatus(m): 4:47pm On Jul 01, 2018
TundeBricklayer:
west headquarter of ritual dens in Nigeria
do you just quote me? Or was that a mistake?
TravelRe: Inside Abakaliki Street Awka, Renamed Club Zone, That's Causing Uproar by Funnystatus(m): 4:44pm On Jul 01, 2018
Postanalyser:
Show me a proof of it. Oh i forgot,you're from the dirty republic, where data is generated from under the bridge where you belong and is posted here.
sorry am a bonafide Lagos boy not your Igbo gala selling and traffic hussle manager brothers who sleep under the bridge so correct your mistake.. You need proof abi, go collect loan from bank or ESUSU and meet me in Lagos as your tourism guide, I will show you everything you intended to see
TravelRe: Inside Abakaliki Street Awka, Renamed Club Zone, That's Causing Uproar by Funnystatus(m): 4:39pm On Jul 01, 2018
Postanalyser:
Lol...nollywood is an igbo-dominated industry ,and as such 90% of movies it produces are about igbo tradition. How many nollywood movies have you seen a family without a son a happy one? The level of stewpidity ypu guys exhibit is the reason for the "sophisticated mor.on" tag you guys carry around. For ypur information, we value both genders, unlike your tribe that only uses their women as sex machines, however, God punishes you people by making your women ugly,so that the sex will be a horrible one.
can you justify the incidence of increasing baby factory and child trafficking dominating your place. Is that part of valuing too, am not even surprised values to you guys starts and end in money nothing more nothing less.
TravelRe: Inside Abakaliki Street Awka, Renamed Club Zone, That's Causing Uproar by Funnystatus(m): 4:35pm On Jul 01, 2018
Postanalyser:
Try selling a product that has label and nafdac number and know how it feels. Agbo has rendered most of you impotent, that's why your women goes about hawking their unkept pvssies
but most brothels in Lagos are all filled with Igbo girls so what can you say about that
TravelRe: Inside Abakaliki Street Awka, Renamed Club Zone, That's Causing Uproar by Funnystatus(m): 4:32pm On Jul 01, 2018
Postanalyser:
The federal government has to recognize your madness. I will tell you here and now "no sane igbo man will dire to marry a dirty ugly bitch from the dirty republic " what for? Do ypu go about gathering stones, when you have golds at home? Please emancipate your shallow brain from such ungodly beliefs. I have never seen someone going to a far away market to buy products that are worthless compared to the ones that are sold in the market at his backyard.
ode!! Have you forgotten how Alex was running after Tobi. Tonto dikeh have you forgotten how he was use and dumped by a Yoruba man. Dorris Simeon and Stella Damascus have you forgotten how they betrayed themselves to marry a Yoruba man. In my street there are lots of Igbo playing maga to Yoruba girls everyday
TravelRe: Inside Abakaliki Street Awka, Renamed Club Zone, That's Causing Uproar by Funnystatus(m): 4:15pm On Jul 01, 2018
Luxuryconsult:
they'd still come back here to point the finger at you instead saying you are the one hating and envying them. What they have that we envy is what i don't know. They are not in anyway better than the yorubas in all aspect of life. So what we envy is what i'd like to know.
their chest beating mentality usually irritates me like is a kind of disease eating them up. They will always see things in one direction when we all know that there are some Igbo like them who dire to marry Yoruba also. Love is a natural thing and it can falls anywhere but the problem is why should an overpriced dowry be a hindrance
TravelRe: Inside Abakaliki Street Awka, Renamed Club Zone, That's Causing Uproar by Funnystatus(m): 4:03pm On Jul 01, 2018
Let truth be told, the igbo mentality on expensive dowry can only be traced to one thing 'POVERTY ALLEVIATION PROGRAM' and not as an avenue to value anything. Have seen igbo's themselves reversed financially all in the name of marriage, while some after 30 still align their reason of not being married to the high price in dowry.
To those that said that Yoruba are toasting igbo or marrying them. My question is why do you guys reside in Yoruba zone, Yoruba are known to be tolerant and one of our ways of expressing that is inter-tribal marriage but it really surprise me that the children of hate will translate that to other things
SportsRe: Ahmed Musa And Wife, Juliet Celebrate Their 1st Wedding Anniversary by Funnystatus(m): 7:56am On Jul 01, 2018
BonkoINC:
See as all of una forget what he did to his previous wife...because he scored 2goals ..

Naija I hail.

Anyway.. let bygones be bygones..

Go n son no more Musa.
you can remember us Na, most of us have forgotten
CelebritiesRe: Jaaruma Blasts Skiibii For Using And Dumping A Wealthy Woman by Funnystatus(m): 10:06pm On Jun 17, 2018
Who knows whether it was KARMA that sent Skibii to the woman sef and KARMA sent skibii to five star and Kcee... Whoever is writing the script for Mr. karma must be good
CelebritiesRe: John Dumelo Shades Super Eagles After Match With Croatia by Funnystatus(m): 7:16pm On Jun 17, 2018
ngwababe:
Please is my birthday, show me some love with your likes!
put ur nude there and you will c many like.. Maybe like will give you money
CelebritiesRe: Little Taju And His Family Visit AY In His Office by Funnystatus(m): 1:57pm On Jun 15, 2018
tragergeorge:
my point is anybody that has done good has done it, if anyone thinks there is a better way to do it,make d person go do am e own way make as it pleases him,
daz a good point too
CelebritiesRe: Little Taju And His Family Visit AY In His Office by Funnystatus(m): 8:34am On Jun 15, 2018
tragergeorge:
just shut up I beg,Na everything una de opposehuhgo find less privilege genius na or better still take it upon yourself arrange d list of less privilege genius den go submit am to d ministry of genius affair,,,,abi are you talking about yourself bros genius,good na good no matter d recipients,
calm down bro, we can't see things in the same direction there has to be variation. The critics and the supporters and the fact there is that those point up there are certainly valid
CelebritiesRe: Little Taju And His Family Visit AY In His Office by Funnystatus(m): 8:57pm On Jun 14, 2018
Fhemmmy:
Inasmuch as i do agree with you that celebration is no more about brain, i will disagree with you when it comes to India, have you seen how they worship and celebrate their actors and beauty too? Please India aint better than Nigeria, only that they have invested in technology but the poverty there too will blow your mind
but India is not mentioned in my comment Na..
CelebritiesRe: Little Taju And His Family Visit AY In His Office by Funnystatus(m): 7:56pm On Jun 14, 2018
silastemplar:
oga they are not celebrating anybody. AY is sponsoring a random kid his crew ran into to school for the first time. His family is only visiting to show appreciation. It's a very noble act and should be commended. Save ur lecture or better still pick a random kid and sponsor.
the same way they sponsor Segun wire, why always such people all the time. That's the question.. We need to start sponsoring genius who are less privilege
CelebritiesRe: Little Taju And His Family Visit AY In His Office by Funnystatus(m): 7:46pm On Jun 14, 2018
Clifford121:
you was making sense right until you used poo, damn you are full of shit!
autocorrect on this one
CelebritiesRe: Little Taju And His Family Visit AY In His Office by Funnystatus(m): 7:18pm On Jun 14, 2018
Did he invent something or made an outstanding academic achievement?
The same thing they did for Segun wire because of what I don't know.. We keep celebrating the same thing everytime and this circle around entertainment, no wonder when you ask kids this days about their future ambition. I want to be wizkid, Olamide that is what you hear. They don't celebrate shit like this in more sensible countries, check china Na and the rest.. Naija sha

WebmastersRe: Popular Tanzania Blogging Site Shuts Down Due To Tough New Rules by Funnystatus(m): 7:10am On Jun 12, 2018
We need that in Nigeria asap... Too much confusion caused by Nigeria bloggers by their fake and unreasonable news especially That BBN shit
FoodRe: Egg Stew Recipe: How To Prepare Nigerian Egg Stew For Yam/rice by Funnystatus(m): 6:32am On May 22, 2018
This is for the ladies.. What am i doing here sef
BusinessRe: N264BN Finished Goods Exported From Lekki Free Zone In Three Years - LASG by Funnystatus(m): 7:29am On May 15, 2018
chuksanambra:
My friend, stop disgracing yourself here. If you have nothing sensible to contribute, shut up and stop polluting the cybersphere with the your ignorance.
and I see what your comments has contributed to the cyberspace
Sorry for the pain inflicted on you by my comment, I didn't know my comment could have turn to three mouthed koboko on u.. And please don't pass the aggression to others especially your family
I wish ya quick recovery. Good day.
I have work to attend to, I can't be jobless like you
BusinessRe: N264BN Finished Goods Exported From Lekki Free Zone In Three Years - LASG by Funnystatus(m): 7:06am On May 15, 2018
chuksanambra:
Of course, you're hardworking.
You are very focused, serious and determined in typing nonsense.

As for the bolded, wake up your elders at home and ask them.
I gat you.. Zombie syndrome is really more potent than AIDS
Keep up with your slavery, you will be paid your peanut
BusinessRe: N264BN Finished Goods Exported From Lekki Free Zone In Three Years - LASG by Funnystatus(m): 7:03am On May 15, 2018
GavelSlam:
Gerrout.

You were fishing for likes with your childish memes and cynicism.

Every time your likes hear of progress all you do is bad mouth it.

Chop the likes while the real men are chopping forex.
Calm down... The sense you lost will soon come back
HealthRe: Burn Survivor Shares Her Story 3 Years After She Was Burnt In Gas Explosion by Funnystatus(m): 6:58am On May 15, 2018
The picture up there is it before the burnt.. Becos it look like nothing happened.. Our God is really a miracle working God
BusinessRe: N264BN Finished Goods Exported From Lekki Free Zone In Three Years - LASG by Funnystatus(m): 6:52am On May 15, 2018
chuksanambra:
Keep looking for the lie while others are looking for the money.

20 years from now, others would be giving investments to their children while you'll be looking for excuses to give your children.
are you normal?..
From my comment, where do you see I am lazy there?
And please Mr. Future you can as well show us the millions in your account.. Rubbish
BusinessRe: N264BN Finished Goods Exported From Lekki Free Zone In Three Years - LASG by Funnystatus(m): 6:32am On May 15, 2018
Please what was exported sef?

I can smell a serious lie.. Wait let me run a test on the nature of the lie

PoliticsRe: One Killed At APC Convention In Agege, Lagos (Graphic Photos) by Funnystatus(m): 7:13pm On May 12, 2018
APC again!!!.. Simple Ekiti primary election we know how violence destroy it, now Lagos, just common convention see what ended it. The prophecies on coming mass violence next year election has start manisfesting. We cannot doubt the destructive power of APC, bleeping blood suckling party

Next election APC must exit our political atmosphere and go on extinction like the dinoseur

CelebritiesRe: Iheoma Nnadi Celebrates Her Husband, Emmanuel Emenike's Birthday by Funnystatus(m): 6:33pm On May 10, 2018
Money money money.... Wetin I do you. Shebi Na fight abi oya come make we settle ham, am already on my knees, please Na

Am tired of dating alagbo dem

CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade In Hot Leather Pants On Stage. (Photos) by Funnystatus(m):
Op you said pant but what am seeing there is trouser.. What is expect is not what am seeing

CelebritiesRe: Frank Artus With His Daughters And Son In Family Photos by Funnystatus(m): 10:30pm On May 03, 2018
Shey Na Elubo (yam flour) or atiké (local powder) dey rub for face?.. See how their face white na
CelebritiesRe: Frank Artus With His Daughters And Son In Family Photos by Funnystatus(m): 10:26pm On May 03, 2018
Ghost mode
CelebritiesRe: Okwudili Umenyiora Arrested By Police For Threatening Runtown With A Gun (Photos by Funnystatus(m): 10:36pm On Apr 20, 2018
Do you know that the Yoruba of Fuc.k is fucki and in my culture we are cautioned not to give fucki anyhow.

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Ehiozuwa Johnson Agbonayinma Endorses CeeC by Funnystatus(m): 3:48pm On Apr 19, 2018
Now Nigeria is moving forward. This are news that should be gracing our media. Thumbs up man
Jokes EtcCan You Sell Your Destiny For 50 Million by Funnystatus(op): 4:06pm On Apr 17, 2018
I have heard pastors, priests and lots of people talking of how more than 50% who are dead never achieved their destiny.
This numbers is in the increase in Africa with the uncertainty ruling our politics, hardship in all aspects and emphatically in the economic sector. We can't play ignorant to the wickedness and the diabolic act of people in hampering or destroying the growth of their fellow people destiny wise.
This has made one achieving his or her destiny a gambling. No certainty whatsoever.
Now if you given opportunity to get that destiny in exchange for money. Will you hesitate?

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