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[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Mehn! You guys can chat ehn! Na waoh! Last time I was here, it was 2-hundred pages, now its over 5-hundred; with lots of new housemates.
I may wish to eye one of them ladies, but I guess funpeter is somewhere waiting to pounce on moi.

How's my shawry doing? Hope u're having fun. You know what to do when you're bored; watch po.r'n, or read my stories, all na de same

Have a nice night, and a refreshing morning y'all.[/quote]Mazi
Mazi
Mazi
we go fight ooooo

Hemical: Isn't it time yet to open "prospective batch A" and take all these OAU and EKSU students there? Make una no shout on top my head o... Just kidding. God go help una

Have you forgotten about last minute miracle that will make u say this kind God oooo i never see your type oooo

ajoskele: d oga at the top said we shudnt rush tinz after almost a year at home..God D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sha!!

Am sure his child is not among you

Jaygrl: New here...fellow prospective batch C corpers I hail una o.

Welcome too the loveliest family on earth feel free to mingle and dingle with us but first of all introductions

temiosunrinde: The room is so silent and dry cos of eksu and oau shhhh
Dear God please make us happy together resolve all issues as per approval of results and help us do it on tme lord for your word says there is nothing to hard for you to do and you will supply all our needs according to your riches in christ glory father we pray you intervne lord in such a way that our lips will be filled with your praises and thanksgiving....lord please just this once!we pray you touch the heart of assu and gej let them begin to loose sleep cos of our oau and eksu brothers
And lastly we pray thy will be done IJN(amen)

Pastor temi wa gbayi tanks all. @ beauty ur words are like that of an angel tanks so much, Baba go do am.

ajoskele: lolz...my faculty dean gave the order bch n comp sci results shd not be presented at the senate

Wetin he say happen?

WinnieDPooh: No result have been approved by Senate and not Business committee of Senate. Senate is different from Business committee of Senate.

If lautech can make the last batch even when mobilisations has been done, we are going too make C13 by His grace

legendsilver: thanks dude, but my sch is crisis free. I rep AAUA in Ondo state

Better so any news from ya school?

Never knew u are an eksuite ooooo

legendsilver: most of d updates were on OAU not general

banttieman: I sent him a text message as regards that. He should be done with it by now. Lets hope it is eventually processed.

Tanks bro he has done it lets hope which i believe it will b done

banttieman: Okay. Got the mobilization form. Funpeter and Obinoral hope you did.

thank God obinoral should do that, still dont know if our result has been approved or not

ayodeji752: All universities including almighty UI and OAU but mainly into faculty of education.

Tanks bro

Good day
please will need assitance on university who accept NCE for Direct Entry student.

banttieman: Well, no regrets if I don't make Nov batch with the way they are wasting our time in EKSU. Straight to Lag tomorrow morning.

Guy na die ooooo but time still dey shall

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]I honestly pity Wenger, he is really in a tight situation. The result of this game would determine if the big names he is eyeing would agree to come or not. No big player would want to play at the uefa cup while his mates are competing at the ucl.[/quote]So we are going too keep fighting? Hope u re-write ur statement about my team?


Funpeter of C13

saintalone: This is the awkward Truth About Naija husbands..

There was a group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with your wife. The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife: I love you, sweetheart...

Then the men were told to exchange phones so one can read the other wife's reply to the love message..

Here are some of the replies:

1. Have you impregnated someone again|
2. That was then,not now.
3. You wan borrow money abi!
4. What did you do again?I won’t forgive you this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming ?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this.

lwkmd!!!

lolz

temiosunrinde: Funpeter,ojesta,nnamdi,gerald baba I hail oooo

Baba i dey gentle ooo and @ your signature na only God fit do am oooo cos na him sure pass

Geraldboy: Wow S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ happy our names are out 4 mobilization Gods time is still d best I rep unizik 2012

Congrat bro

Geraldboy: bro still Gods time is d best tnks man..U̶̲̥̅̊ will get ur own gudnews soon!

Tanks man congrat

obinoral: never underestimate the power of woman. Welcome bro.

Obinrin lo le se ooooo

WinnieDPooh: It is well just keep the Faith. I believe God will surprise us all

Amen tanks dear, ave a nice day ahead

Who saw the teacher who cant read her certificate from Edo state? Saw it and really feel for her with the governor beside her she was calling Declarations as Creations of Age good morning all

WinnieDPooh: Same with OAU ooo may God help us all. The Nasu strike is it generally or just EKSU?

EKSU alone God help me am losing hope already

Tee lady how u doing? Say sumting and stop peeping cos is an offence

Have a feeling is going to be called off tomorrow cos ASUU are meeting tomorrow and na jst propangada cos dem don agree if not dem for waka comot for meeting today all is well

Imanuelle: i really pray for a change of heart

Imanuelle: i thought it's tomorrow ?

goverment has proposed N30b for their alowances, so waiting for their reply tomorrow

younghorbar: safe journey bro, am with u in d spirit.

you not going?

banttieman: I'm on my way. Kindly follow me back to get my phone number. Before one s.ick arss will refer me to travel section.

lolz brother abeg gba gbe jare I've dont that wish u safe trip make u buy aboliki and ibadan bread come ooo

Banntie how you? Hop your nite was good? Wish safe trip down to ado

tutulicious: Hello dear good morning too, I hope you night was great?

fine dear

Imanuelle: Religion is never a problem , but when it becomes a threat to human lives, it should be frowned upon.
Dear Pastor Lazarus, I have always marveled at the zeal with which your members fly their flags and rep you., one of your top gear-flag-flying busses knocked down a friend of mine. He is presently in the mortuary.
What exactly do we call this sort of madness?
I am short of words on what to tell you. But I am so pissed !
It's a shame . You are supposed to be good examples.
THE LORD's CHOSEN has caused this mess!
RIP chinemerem!

And what is the church doing about it? Someone should b held responsible, sorry for your loss

Just only me among three damsel Mercyspeaks1 tutulicious and Nekistoe how una day?