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Literature / Re: The Bang Rule Pdf File Pls by funshajo1(m): 1:08pm On Jan 20, 2019 |
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Romance / 8 Reasons Why Sex Is An Art Just As Writing by funshajo1(m): 6:16pm On Oct 26, 2018 |
I draw her towards me and kissed her with ferocity and urgency. I could feel a blaze of fire rushing through my body, as we melted in each other arms and surrender ourselves completely. Making love slowly, languorously and experiencing the tenderness as we lay in silence for a long time and our breathing returns to its normal pace. Thought there was no physical contact between words and the you (reader), but my playful art of intimacy in the above lines made you visualize the scene in your conscious mind. That’s the extraordinary power of art. Thus, sex is an emotion, an art which can felt through words, paintings or craft. You need not be tangled physically to feel it. Here are the reasons why sex is a an art: 1. It is necessary Just as for an artist, his art becomes his necessity for satisfaction and survival, in the same way, sex is the needful thing for pleasure. The more you try to abstain from it, the more jumbled your sexual fantasies become. 2. It is fulfilling A writer after completing his soulful piece of art escapes from the demented demons ruling his mind. After-sex moments are absolute bliss, your sexual high will switch off the world and if you are the master between the sheets, you will express your happiness in the purest form with your partner. 3. It is liberating Sex relieves stress and love causes it. When you love someone madly, sex is bound to happen at some time to liberate those undesirable anxieties and madness. A writer too breaks from his prison of eagerness and impatience when he finishes his writing. 4. It is all about emotions Deepak chopra rightly quoted “Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions”. Every sexual act has an emotional origin, just as writing is produced by the overflow of clouded sentiments 5. It is incomplete without passion If you are not a passionate writer, your writing will lack honesty and originality. Also, casual sex can never replace the passionate sex. Causal sex will help to unchain your sexual experiences but it can never give your satisfaction. The greatest pleasure isn’t sex, but the passion with which it is done. 6. It is addictive No writer after his first story stops to write. It becomes a compulsion forever. Sex is never enough, it’s hunger and desperation multiplies with every encounter. 7. It helps you to find yourself A writer discovers new things about himself as he picks up the pen everyday. Every story takes him on a journey within. Without enjoying the sexual energy of love, one always remain distant from himself. 8. Most importantly, it sells just as art Writing is a drug and sex is a taboo. When a semi-naked woman appears on the playboy cover, it automatically creates a sexual desire among males, which is very natural and hence it sells. 1 Like
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Travel / The UAE Now Has A Rain Room Where You Can’t Get Wet by funshajo1(m): 3:02pm On May 01, 2018 |
The endless downpour uses 1,200 litres of self-cleaning recycled water, The heat is here. We wouldn’t mind a bit of cooler weather, but the UAE doesn’t usually get its fair share of rain. However, Sharjah’s new installation is giving us plenty of wet weather thanks to its new indoor endless downpour of water. The new exhibit lets people experience a constant indoor rainstorm. The catch? You won’t have to worry about getting wet so you can ditch that umbrella. Using special trigger motion sensors that detects movements, the rain pauses wherever people walk through. Chase the rain all you want, you’ll never catch it. A massive eight-lane tunnel is due to open in Dubai soon. Built on an area of 1,460 sq m, the site is now permanently installed at Al Majarah, near Buhaira Corniche. It uses 1,200 litres of self-cleaning recycled water that provides a continuous stream of rainfall. The unique room was created by Random International and designed by the Sharjah Art Foundation. The first Rain Room was launched at Barbican, London from 2012 to 2013. It was a major hit, and has been presented in New York, Shanghai and Los Angeles over the past few years. His Highness Dr Sheikh Sultan bin Mohammed Al Qasimi, the Ruler of Sharjah, inaugurated the Rain Room on Sunday April 29 and walked through himself. It will now be permanently and exclusively housed here in the Middle East. Lucky us. When rain does fall in the UAE it’s quite a novelty, however, we’ll be sure to get plenty of photos in the rain without getting wet. The UAE is becoming a blossoming hub of art these days, as a new floating sculpture, also with a geographical theme, has been recently revealed in Downtown Dubai. http://www.timeoutdubai.com/aroundtown/news/83091-the-uae-now-has-a-rain-room-where-you-cant-get-wet
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Politics / Fact About May 1st (worker's Day) by funshajo1(m): 8:42am On May 01, 2018 |
International Workers' Day, also known as Labour Day or Workers' Day in some countries, and often referred to as May Day, is a celebration of labourers and the working classes that is promoted by the international labour movement which occurs every year on May Day (1 May), an ancient European spring festival. The date was chosen by a pan-national organization of socialist and communist political parties to commemorate the Haymarket affair, which occurred in Chicago on 4 May 1886. The 1904 Sixth Conference of the Second International, called on "all Social Democratic Party organisations and trade unions of all countries to demonstrate energetically on the First of May for the legal establishment of the 8-hour day, for the class demands of the proletariat, and for universal peace." The first of May is a national public holiday in many countries worldwide, in most cases as "Labour Day", "International Workers' Day" or some similar name – although some countries celebrate a Labour Day on other dates significant to them, such as the United States, which celebrates Labour Day on the first Monday of September. == History == Beginning in the late 19th century, as the trade union and labour movements grew, a variety of days were chosen by trade unionists as a day to celebrate labour. In the United States and Canada, a September holiday, called Labor or Labour Day, was first proposed in the 1880s. _Source: https://www.wikipedia.org/ |
Romance / Re: Bride Embarrasses Groom, Refuses To Kiss Him On Wedding Day Over His Mouth Odour by funshajo1(m): 12:14pm On Apr 29, 2018 |
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Culture / About Borgu Kingdom by funshajo1(m): 11:07am On Apr 15, 2018 |
Borgu , traditional emirate, Niger State, western Nigeria . After a race by the colonial developer Frederick Lugard , on behalf of the Royal Niger Company , in 1894 to beat the French to Nikki (now in Benin), the capital of the Borgu kingdom, to sign a commercial treaty, France and Britain settled their territorial claims to Borgu by a convention of 1898. Eastern Borgu, the area of which contained the 12,000-square-mile (31,000-square-km) Bussa, Kaiama, and Illo chiefdoms, was ceded to the British, who created Borgu Province in 1900, recognized Bussa chiefdom (founded c. 1730) as an emirate, and established Kaiama’s Chief Mora Tsaude (Murata Sidi) as emir of Kaiama. After Illo was transferred to Sokoto province in 1905, what remained of Borgu was given (1907) to Kontagora province; Borgu division was incorporated into Ilorin province in 1923. In 1954, when Kaiama’s emir resigned, Kaiama and Bussa emirates were joined; Muhammadu Sani, emir of Bussa, then became the first emir of Borgu. Today, the emir functions in a traditional and religious capacity. Borgu’s area of plains and wooded savanna is drained by several small streams that flow eastward to the Niger River , the area’s eastern boundary. Poor soils, low rainfall (especially in the dry season), and Fulani slave raids in the 19th century have made Borgu one of Nigeria’s least-populated regions. Most inhabitants are of the Bargu (Borgu, Bariba, Borgenci), Busa (Bussa, Bussangi), Boko (Bokoboro), Reshe (Gungunci, Gungawa), Fulani, Kamberi, or Yoruba ethnic group and mainly engage in cattle and poultry raising, subsistence farming (sorghum, millet, shea nuts, onions, corn [maize], peanuts [groundnuts], cotton, tobacco), and fishing. Gold mining, once important around Kaiama and Bussa, is no longer significant. The creation of Kainji Lake (1968) forced the evacuation of several towns along the Niger, including Bussa, the former spiritual headquarters of the Borgu kingdom. Kaiama, New Bussa (built in 1966; 24 miles [39 km] south of old Bussa), Okuta, and Wawa are the chief towns. Source: https://www.britannica.com/place/Borgu-emirate-Nigeria |
Romance / Re: Things Older Women Can Do To Attract A Younger Man by funshajo1(m): 1:20pm On Feb 22, 2018 |
crismark:Older women know what they want unlike a lot of younger women who are still exploring the dating world, older women have a much stronger idea of what they want. They’re less inclined to “play games” and more willing to go after exactly what it is they desire. |
Romance / Re: Things Older Women Can Do To Attract A Younger Man by funshajo1(m): 9:50am On Feb 22, 2018 |
Romance / Re: Things Older Women Can Do To Attract A Younger Man by funshajo1(m): 8:53pm On Feb 03, 2018 |
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Romance / Re: Things Older Women Can Do To Attract A Younger Man by funshajo1(m): 8:35pm On Feb 03, 2018 |
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Romance / Things Older Women Can Do To Attract A Younger Man by funshajo1(m): 8:29pm On Feb 03, 2018 |
Some of the old stigma is disappearing.Older women dating younger men is becoming increasingly acceptable. In fact, there is even a positive term for a woman who engages in this kind of behavior: a "cougar." Though the term properly applies to older women who seek serial casual sexual relationships with younger men, its frequent and positive use does indicate that the age barrier is not such a big issue anymore. However, attracting a younger man is not the same game for an older woman as it is for a 20-year- old woman.Different rules apply. Don't Be His Mother Don't give too much advice or offer too much comfort or understanding. If you want a younger man to be attracted to you, he has to see you as a woman, not as a mother.Instead, show him what you truly are: awoman who knows life. Let him see that you have a sense of irony, that you know how to let things bounce off you. Also, don't overwhelm younger man whom you wish to attract with your personal feelings. Hold back a bit; younger men have a lot of their own feelings to figure out. Wear Tasteful Makeup Don't cake on the makeup. Instead, wear it tastefully and sensually. You want to make your skin seem smooth and bright. Caked-on makeup seems rough and dry. Since you don't have the advantage of the glow of youth, you have to balance that out with the skillful application of makeup. That doesn't mean hiding your flaws. Younger men can see right through it and it will turn them off. Instead, you want to highlight your best features. Tease a Little Show younger men that you have the sexual advantage. You have more experience, and you know a lot more about pleasure. Catch him off guard by hinting that you just might know a little more about sex than him. Don't be crass, but hold your experience at a distance that is far enough to be tasteful, but near enough to be seductive. It will pose a challenge for him. He won't know whether to try to master you, or whether he will be mastered. Dress Classy Younger men don't want to see you dolled up like a sorority girl. It can be a total turnoff, and you won't be able to pull it off.It is important that you are able to show the men you are attracted to that you know and respect yourself. So dressing like a sex object isn't going to do it. If anything, a younger man wants to be your sex object.So dress like you are in control of yourself.Wear tasteful clothes that flatter you. Dress your age, but flaunt what you have. Stay in Control You don't have to try to control the situation. But keep yourself undmastery of older women. Don't be desperate. Let him see your love of life. Don't clutch at the situation, or at him. A younger man will be attracted to the combination of your mind, your heart, and your body. Show him that you know how to live in harmony with yourself, in a way that is pleasurable to yourself, and could be to him, too. |
Romance / Re: Drop Your Name And Age And I Will Shock You With Love Prophecy! by funshajo1(m): 9:25pm On Jul 30, 2017 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EFL Cup Semi Final: Manchester United Vs Hull City (2 - 0) On 10th January 2017 by funshajo1(m): 10:26pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
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Romance / Re: The Fraud: Judefcc Mr N18 Million. Pics Included. by funshajo1(m): 9:25pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
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Politics / Re: Shame On PMB Aide Ojudu As Nigerian Guy Lends Abandoned Daughter 500k by funshajo1(m): 10:16am On Jan 08, 2017 |
good Samaritan.sharp guy indeed.The guy is just trying to pour water on the ground so he can step on a cold ground. |
Politics / Re: Like Buhari, Like Akufo Addo. Ghana's New President In Plagiarism Mess by funshajo1(m): 10:13am On Jan 08, 2017 |
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