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He should have prayed for God to make the body disappear or something like that.

None but ourselves can free our minds.
Have no fear for atomic energy,
'Cause none of them can stop the time.
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WON'T YOU HELP TO SING,
THIS SONG OF FREEDOM



- Bob marley for life son!!

I want one, I think it's bloody hilarious!

or, to phrase it another way. She'll be putting a banana in her mouth not an apple

Lets just say, Eve would be getting tempted by a different kind of snake

lepasharon:
Nigerians wont like this post. No matter how you try to deny it, the fact is homesexuality has existed in every culture,nationality,race and still does.

Not only that, even in certain animals

Seriously? Just because some guy decided to forget his life, and stupidly make it all about his girlfriend loses all sense. You bring in god, demons, curses and all that crap.

Get this through your head. Sex is sex. That's it.

sleep paralysis -> Lucid dreaming(this part is beyond amazing)

simple Cuttiemama

Who cares?

Left is a Celtic cross. Irish

Don't remember the one on the right

johnydon22:
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What they'll tell you is that god is the one who sent the man. Since man is dumb and can't do shiт on his own

nobilis:
Just reading the first line of that essay proved to me that the writer was never an atheist.

it is really pathetic the extent and the depth to which these religious people can sink in order to get people to believe in their God.

and like I mentioned in one other thread, the Jews, Muslims and Christians don't worship the same God. it is so so obvious. and I wonder why people, especially Christians, refuse to see it.

Exactly!! They refuse to understand that the only reason their gods exist is because they choose to believe he/she/they exists. The day they stop believing in them. Humanity will be in a much better place.

seunoni34:
Do you know that the well known Instagram is owned by anti-christs. If you don't believe type this

"I'm a born again follower of jesus christ "

in the comments section on any Instagram page and see what you get.
What you will get is similar to the picture below, pass it on to whom it may concern ..

WOW!! You are a special kind of retarded

talk2riel:
Sorry to disappoint you I won't trade words with you. If only you can see that I try to narrow my thought to the thinking of the OP. How on earth can someone ask such silly question? The bible doesn't need to answer all his question.
If the OP had used the goggle you suggested then he wouldn't have posted the question

Chiiiill, were these thousands tied down or something? or was samson invisible??

Midehi:
i just checked ur profile pics & ws really dsapointed,u dosnt worth atall...
quote me & i wont reply u agn coz u too brat,immature,dead brain.

same, it looks like all he does is insult naija girls. forgetting he is related to and probably is friends with quite a lot of them.

Dude seriously?

Just because you dislike nigerian girls doesn't make anyone better than them.

There are disgusting people in every single race, nation, and street even.

negrito:
1. A white girl knows how to make her happy while a Nigerian girl only gives a man stress and high blood pressure as a result of their incessant demands.

2. A white girl is independent and works for her own money while a Nigerian girl is a parasite that depends on a host (guy) for survival.

3. A white girl has proper hygiene but a Nigerian girl is very dirty. Some can't even wash their wrappers or pants.

4. White girls are better cooks than Nigerian girls.

5. White girls are more presentable and appealing than Nigerian girls.

6. You can give a white girl head cos it doesn't stink down there but you will die if you try to do it with a Nigerian girl.

7. White girls make your life worth living but a Nigerian girl will only make your life miserable. No wonder Mikel Obi went for a white girl instead.

8. White girls don't make incessant demands like their Nigerian counterparts.

Date and marry a white girl. Shun these ex and potential prostitutes called Nigerian girls.

jerflakes:
Who was there when God said the words "LET THERE BE LIGHT"

I didnt see any other mention of this throughout the bible.

That means that God told no one.

So, how did people conclude it?

lol. How about the fact that there were 4 days before god created the sun and moon.

onetrack:
And I have a sign from the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pasta be upon him)! RAmen!

All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster in all his noodly goodness

EvilBrain1:
God likes the shedding of blood, he loves the smell of burning flesh in the morning. That's why either an animal or a person has to suffer and be murdered in order to appease him.

Old testament Judaism is basically the same as home video juju.

PREACH!!


Do you think he likes black people more? I mean look at the sheer number of african kids starving to death.

negrito:
bro have you tasted some delicacies? Don't go there. Try paella, marshed potatoes, macaroni and cheese, Greek salad, etc.

Mashed* not marshed

val25:
This kind comments just dey make me fear. Bad things now turning into normal stuffs. Nah God go help us. Porn no be sin again.

Where does the bible say watching porn is a sin?

My opinion, there's absolutely nothing wrong with watching it. As for what you'll do. I told my girl about it, and now we watch it together, sometimes she even finds new ones and sends them to me.


Honest question: If you are, why are you against watching porn?

zick19:
Romance section has turned to waste bin completely....... see question

I put sеxual in the title so if you are against it, you just ignore it.
So if you aren't gonna answer and just say rubbish then how about you piss off

Nigerians vs sех toys why?

I mean what's the reason for being against it? I know some guys feel it'll replace them even though it's actually not possible.(don't agree ask me why)

For the girls that are against it can you tell me why? and for guys if you are against it for any reason other than what I put above, please tell me why

really

was it god that made the inhaler? or was it god that bought one, and then helped him use it?

at least the guy was lucky enough to be dying from an asthma attack not too far from a place where someone can get him a new inhaler before he died

So no hugging now? What next?

Lisaflex:
Notn beats abstinence

I bet you that being free "sexually" and otherwise beats abstinence hands down

you shite your pants, and probably take a piss. Then Nothing Happens, just emptiness.