₦airaland Forum

odinese:
This is how things should roll bruv. ....

Worst thing to ever happen in SE is a Yoruba/hausa man wanting to be a leader in anything over there.... Don't know why igbos hate Yoruba so much. Lol.. Whenever a Yoruba man/woman board a bus with junk of igbos In any state in SE, and he/she mistakenly speak Yoruba maybe answering a call or some other sh!t lol. All the igbos will be like "Onye abu kwe Onye oboda" lol dunno if I got it right thou or "okwa Onye yoruba".... Don't know Why some igbos are tribalistic. From an average mixed igbo guy whose mother hails from anambra.

Why should you enter a bus in Igboland and start showing off your Yoruba and expecting not to be noticed?

asadike:
y the Hmmnnn!!!? eh? biko achupu kwa na ndi na acho m na nairaland.

Hmmnnn!!!

asadike:
not yet

Hmmnnn!!!

great664:
Going through this thread, can't stop laughing, Honestly give it up for Igbos, they are blessed with wisdom and rich culture, I envy una, though I can read most of them sha, who try Google translate just dey deceive him/herself....

Ndi Igbo Nda aluu o...

Hope I get am.

Indi ofe mmanu don confuse totally.

Ndi Ofe cannot figure out what is going on... The level of confusion in their heads right now have escalated to astronomical proportions.

Ndi Ofe, ekenee m unu!

bloodyBLOGGER:
Eziokwu chu nna gozie achuru mma. Ndi ofe anya aba na anya aturu pogi. Biko bia nu alaigbo kedu kodi eze enwe e'. Nyem ndi ofe ihe nacho abona adigo mma

You see how Google Translator can make someone look like a fool?

ibotic:
My brother
If you read my posts
you will see that I attended the ofala festival
I mentioned how we address him
he is the longest serving monarch in Nigeria
and our manarch is b4 the whiteman

It seems you want us to invite Yorubatic to come and put you in your proper place.

Chukazu:
you are a He-Goat!

both word are inter-changeable.
stop saying what you know nothing about just to get noticed. you can Google the word if in doubt and douse your myopia

You still have mouth to talk abi? Instead of taking corrections. Anyway, we know your type... 'My papa talk say I be Ibo'

Ariani:
Which one is Real Igbos?

Those who aren't Ibos...

DiademSh07:
You would have to take over Ondo first before you losers can lay claim to Lagos, which is at the heart of the SW!
Ondo won't forget to feed you losers your usual food though (koboko)! That your Eze own na small!
Shameless useless landlocked parasites!

We have absolutely no single interest in Ondo. We've conquered the city we want. It is already done and dusted. If we need Ondo, we will go for it at the appropriate time. For now we're more interested in enjoying our spoils of war in Lasgidi....

DiademSh07:
According to the law of Nigeria, all lands belong to the government and the indigenous people of the land! Hence, land can only be leased! That's why the Warri could chase the foreign oil companies from their land! That's why there are still millitants fighting over their degraded lands! Gosh, you useless losers are so dull!
Ibo and dullness, smh! Too much of akpu!
That being said, only Yoruba chiefs can sell election tickets to non-indigene in the Southwest! Without this ticket, there won't even be this your phantom 'game of number' because there won't be ibo candidate to vote for, in the first place!
Ibos are just too dull and very useless!

Lagos has been taken and that ends it. Any other thing from you is pure unadulterated wailing.

DiademSh07:
LOL!
Your C of O expires after 99yrs unless renewed else, it would be demolished just like your phantom wealth and shops got demolished in a day at Oshodi!
You hopeless losers really loves being imaginative! Who would sell election tickets to you losers this time around, especially after you've shown your card too early? Have you forgotten the likes Obanikoro and Yoruba chiefs sold the Pdp tickets to you losers in the last election, of which all Yoruba are regretting!
Like I said earlier, Anambra is more of a no man's land where ibos head are collected as trophies in Aguleri!
Shameless losers!

Are you really serious about asking my grandchildren to renew their C of O by the year 3016 LWKMD!!! I think you're the one full of imaginations here. Your brain is seriously on overdrive now...

Politics has always been a game of numbers. There's nothing you can do about it. We will continue picking the tickets and winning the elections as long as we have the numbers. This one is beyond you my friend.

Chukazu:
I love every tribe. but will single a few because my pen is running out of ink.

love the yoruba for friendliness
ibibio,anang for culture and beauty
hausa for their humility and piety

am ibo

Thank God you're Ibo... We know all of una. When the time comes we will separate Paul from Barnabas. The real Igbos will rid the land of all unclean and impure blood.

YoruBanger:
Mehn STFU. You no dey shame?! What's your fvcking business? ? I don't hear the Benin Kingdom trying to claim Lagos or call her a 'nomansland', but you igbos are the ones trying to rewrite her history. If Benin has the guts it should come and claim Lagos as its territory. At least Benin is close to Lagos by proximity. Wetin concern you Fvcking landgrabbers? You can covet Lagos all you want but too bad for you coz your fraudulent schemes are DOA!

After all said and done, Lagos is and will forever remain No Man's Land. There's nothing you can do about it. If in your foolishness, you decided to sell your birthright to Igbos, who is to blame? The owner of the land is the one whose name is on the C of O. He's the landlord.

The Igbos would continue invading Lagos like locusts till we force you all to make an emergency retreat back to your native Yoruba hinterlands of Osogbo, Ogbomoso, Ile-Ife, Ilesa, Ado-Ekiti, Okitipupa, Ilaro, etc. These Yoruba hinterlands are fertile lands for cocoa farming. Yorubas should go back to their roots and rediscover themselves.

Ilorin has been taken, the Ijaws are set to retake Ondo, Lagos has been overran by invading economic giants from the lands where the sun rises. On the other hand, the sun is about to set on Yorubaland. I see darkness looming on the horizon. It is now clear even for the blind to see that there will be an Igbo governor in Lagos by 2027 if Nigeria tarries. Yorubas should brace up for the final onslaught.

gbantu23:
ALSO NIGERIANS WRITING IGBO Yoruba ...... IS VERY DIFFERENT TO OTHER AFRICAN STYLES OF FORMING WORDS.....WITH ALOT OF TWO LETTER WORDS AND SUCCESIVE CONSONANT USAGE IN THE SAME WORD. THIS IS DIFERENT FOR HOW WE OTHER AFRICANS EVEN WEST AFRICANS FORM WORDS. NIGERIAN LANGUAGES ARE WEIRD. GRANTED THEY SOUND COOL...BUT THAT STYLE OF WRITING DOESNT REOCCUR ANYWHERE ELSE IN AFRICA.....


AM ONLY BRINGING THIS UP BECAUSE NIGERIA IS WORKING HARD TO MAKE A VERY STRONG CASE FOR ITSELF AS THE AFRICAN SPIRITUAL HUB...AS THEY MAKE VERY GOOD SOUNDING AFRICAN SPIRITUAL MUSIC. BUT SO DO SOUTH AFRICANS. SO HOW CAN THERE BE TWO BIRTHPLACES OF AFRICANS. OR TWO SPIRITUAL HUBS UNLESS ONE IS ERRONEOUS.

I MYSELF UPTO NOW CONSIDER NIGERIA TO BE A SPECIAL NATION IN AFRICA.....I THINK THE JEWS FROM ISRAEL SETTLED THERE...AND THEY CARRIED THERE BIBLE IN THE FORM OF MUSIC,.....WHICH GOD BLESSED THEM...AND THATS WHY NIGERIA MUSIC SOUNDS SO RELIGIOUSLY GOOD TO OTHER AFRICANS....THATS ONE EXPLANATION. BUT MY ONLY CONCERN NIGERIANS DONT SOUND VERY PAN AFRICAN...AS MUCH AS PRO NIGERIAN.

IF THEY WERE A GOD DESIGNATED GROUP TO BRING A SPECIAL MESSAGE TO AFRICA..THEY WOULD SHOW TENDECY TOWARDS AFRICAN BANTU DIASPORA. BUT I THINK NIGERIANS CULD HONESTLY GIVE A F*** ABOUT BANTU DIASPORA. THEY ARE JUST SORT OF ON THEIR OWN QUEST, THEY JUST DE DO THAT ONE!

THERE IS SOMETHING ARABIC ABOUT NIGEIRANS SOMETHING THEY ARE NOT ADMITTING TO. AND IT HAS TO BE PUT INTO OBVIOUS. BECAUSE THE NUMBER 1 ENEMY OF AFRICA IS THE ARABS AND NOTHING THEY HAVE TO OFFER TO BLACK PEOPLE WOULD BE FOR MERITS..

I SAY THAT TO SAY THIS....FOR ALL THE GUD THE NIGERIANS HAVE DONE.....BUT NIGERIANS ARE NATURAL SORCERES WITH THEIR VODOO MAGIC RELIGION AND THAT CANNOT BE OVER LOOKED...WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE... AND WHAT IS UR REAL PURPOSE IN AFRICA. I MEAN WE THANK YOU FOR UR MUSIC, BUT SERIOUSLY WHO ARE YOU....AND WHY ON EARTH IF U CONSIDER UR SELF A HOLLY NATION....ARE U DEVIL WORSHIPERS...

Someone is definitely running amok here!

ebosie11:
Yasmin is her name and SUPER SEXY and HOT is her description; she belongs to one of Ex-Governor of Lagos son, Admola Fashola, she has been his girlfriend for close to 5 years now after they met at a conference in Abuja, she is young, sexy and very educated - Infact, she is also a lawyer like Ademola! Lets hope to see some wedding bells soon! Children of the rich marry very young these days, so no time wasting!

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/01/ex-governor-of-lagos-states-sonademola.html

His grammar and written English is too poor for a supposed lawyer... I sincerely hope he's not a product of Awolowo free education.

bigiyaro:
R we importing...... Now?

Our politicians are always importing... Oshiomhole is a crude example. He even went the extra mile

Tequilah:
Point of correction. He does NOT put food on people's tables. They work for him, he uses their sweat to achieve his ends and does not pay them their salary at the end of the day. Do an audit of his employees and find out how many of them are being owed backlog of salaries stretching to 6 months or more!

It seems you work for Mr Jimoh Ibrahim. One sure way of showing discontent is to tender the resignation letter. It's that simple...

Tequilah:
Managing dissenting opinions is as important as getting the job done, and ensuring your enterprises are properly managed for optimum productivity.

Afterall, if both men had managed the enterprises under them properly and given value to the public, would there have been any need for dissenting opinions?

Jimoh Ibrahim is a hypocrite and a fraud, for even presenting a public lecture on that forum in the first place. I beg, he should go and sit down.

Now you're pointing your accusing fingers at Mr Jimoh Ibrahim for mismanagement of businesses he acquired or built with HIS MONEY. When one of such businesses runs aground, who loses? Whose money goes down the drain pipes? Jimoh himself...

How about pointing those accusing fingers at those men and women gathered in that auditorium whose tasks are to manage those businesses and make them more profitable? They're men like you... Jimoh Ibrahim said something of note today. He said sometimes you hire people to manage your business and instead of aligning to YOUR VISION for the business, they come with THEIR VISION for YOUR BUSINESS. That is one sure way to running businesses aground.

I hope I made a little sense here. I tried to pick up the positives in what Jimoh was saying

Tequilah:
The same Jimoh Ibrahim that does not pay workers' salaries, that buys over business as a going concern, only to run them aground? How many of his businesses are actually operational and making profit? What is the level of staff welfare in his companies, when he owes backlog of salary arrears? This guy is a clown! He has the guts to be delivering lectures and presenting papers at energy conferences when his firms are in shambles? mtcheew!

Buhari is as bad as Jimoh Ibrahim as far as business and enterprise management is concerned. They're both bad managers. My point is that Buhari should learn how to manage dissenting opinions. What happened on live television this morning could have spiralled out of control if it wasn't well managed. Jimoh even instructed that the live broadcast should continue notwithstanding the potential damage of such protests to his businesses.

suyamasta:
There was a protest live on tv

Buhari should learn from Jimoh Ibrahim. Can Buhari please emulate the level of maturity with which Ibrahim handled that little uprising that had the potential to turn into a large-scale corporate embarassment for Jimoh and his companies.

Jimoh said 'they should be allowed to protest. It is their right to protest... ' The Dullard in charge at Aso Rock believes every protest should be visited with death. Dissent isn't part of his constitution. May God deliver us from the hands of this tyrant imposed on us against our collective will by the Northern Alamajiri and their slaves from the Southwest.

Paentera:
Peddling falsehood? No I speak with facts and information widely available to everyone including yourself.

Imo state until 2000, was not considered part of the area earmarked as the Niger Delta, a move made by Obj. Historically and according to map drawings, only Bayelsa, Delta & Rivers States constituted and were the original areas that made up this geographical feature.

Fortunately, my knowledge about the delta of River Niger was taught using the cartographic & geographical feature many years ago and I have only learned about Imo State being added to this area by executive fiat as recently as 2000.

I still don't understand your point... Imo part of the Niger-Delta or not? Even with your pictures...

obailala:
I got off an argument with an ipob dude who was celebrating the unfortunate incident of the bombings and praying that it should continue because Hausas and Yorubas were stealing SS and SE oil; I was still pissed off that was why I made that statement.

Seems you have no control over your emotions. You got off an argument with 'an IPOB dude' and you subsequently think the smart thing to do is to transfer the aggression and hate to another thread and the entire Igbo race? You see why I said you need to get a life?

By the way, how do you identify these 'IPOB miscreants' as you're wont to call them? Most of the said 'miscreants and touts' are much more educated and better off than your low self-esteem person.

obailala:
But the last time I checked, this thread was referring to a crisis which is unfolding in the SS not SE or SW.

But you shamelessly brought Igbos and IPOB into a matter that doesn't concern them My friend you seriously need to get a life

obailala:
God help us!.. Now we're back to 2009 and I'm very sure some set of people would be exceedingly excited at this sad news, just the way they were very excited over the news of the bombings yesterday. These sons of devils get very excited at any negative news and they totally support anything that destabilises the country they call a zoo.

Very soon we would hear some of them make statements like 'our oil' and you begin to wonder when they also became oil producing Niger-Deltans whose environment is being polluted and whose peace is being eroded by the activities of a few miscreants.

I really do not know what exactly your problem is but you need to get a few things clear...

1. Abia and Imo states are part of the Niger-Delta and are also oil producing states.

I hope you'll just shut up and stop making a mockery of yourself

Paentera:
Niger Delta is a defined area around where the River Niger empties through tributaries called a delta, into the Atlantic Ocean. Imo isnt within this area so does not qualify.

Being an oil producing state isnt what makes that state a Niger Delta State though most if not all Niger Delta states produce crude oil

The Imo River is a tributary of the River Niger and deltas into the Atlantic. I hope you don't continue peddling your falsehood and making a public show of your ignorance

obailala:
It is not my problem that you do not understand the use of English. Swerve!

I've already made my point... The whole world now knows. Every other thing from you is inconsequential. You can only continue to fool yourself.... Nobody cares. I'll only ask Igbos to beware of your antics by disregarding your comments here. They're ill-intended.

There's a huge difference between...
1. They don't have oil
2. We don't have oil

And besides we know those whose stock in trade is to recite the monotonous chorus of THERE'S NO OIL IN IGBOLAND. When we know such statements are borne out of sheer ignorance and stupidity

obailala:
The more you keep equating the ipob sect and its ideologies with general Igbos, the more you continue to get me pissed off. Be ye reminded that in a political or economic argument, I'm under no obligation to take sides based on tribe and if that is what you keep regarding as my hatred Igbos, then you can keep fooling yourself. And about what you perceive of me as regards my origins, that's you bloody business, your opinions or thoughts about me don't add food to my table so you can shove that stinking opinion up your a*s.

Now for the benefits of any reasonable person out there reading this, the reason I made my earlier statement was simple, I got off an argument with one ipob zombie who prayed that the bombing of oil facilities should continue as long as Hausas and Yorubas dont leave SS and SE oil alone. It was a senseless and unfortunate stance because we are talking purely of SS oil and SS environment here; and for the records, even the so called SW has equal amounts of oil as the SE presently.

I do not wish to engage you again... Do you know why? You fall short of my expectations. What sort of a man refers to his supposed people and place as THEY? Even if you disagree with them on political issues, it still should be WE. I hope you get my drift. Your use of the word THEY in reference to Igboland and Igbo people is a clear indicator that there's absolutely no spiritual or emotional connection between YOU Obailala and the Igbo nation. It simply means you're not Igbo as you've been claiming.

I'm only trying to expose the treacherous slimy impostor that you are, just for the benefit of the few gullible who might want to fall for your antics.