White007: "Don't die a virgin; a suicide bomber is waiting for you in paradise."


Dear ladies, take it one guy at a time. It's called a relationship not a group meeting. :-)

Hell awaits any girl who can't cook, but still wants a happy married life. #TakeSteps.

U be 35yr old first class graduate without job and u dey follow Lil Wayne sing 'I ain't got no worries...ur life is on SOS. #TrainingCube.

Nigerian police and Nigerian girls are the same. They visit u, u pay. You visit them, u pay. Either way, you lose something. How true? #OshoFree

Dear boyfriend, I'm not Anny Marcurley, I can't wait for 12yrs, 5 step-children and 2 women before you pop that question. #Faithless girlfriend :-)

If she reads instruction before cooking indomie Or she cook the indomie finish and water full inside like swimming pool, don't marry Her.

Igbo language works best for gospel music. Yoruba works best for Rap & RnB. Hausa is the only language best understood by cows. #HowTrue?

You son of a bîtch, you took my daughter virginity away!!! Akpos smiles and replies: " don't worry, it won't happen again"

Nowadays some girls can roll weed, but can not rap moi-moi. Nawa ooo !!!! *Smh*

Dudes be wearing N300,000 jeans, N250,000 belt, N200,000 shoes, N70,000 shirt just to impress a chic wearing N5,000 leggings! #priorities.

Life is like a pënis...simple...soft...straight... Relax and hanging freely. Then women make it hard. #fact.

Life is too short to commit sucide... Be patient, you will still die.

U been dey follow Aristo, dey tidy sugar daddy, now u are married and u don't want to share your husband, may the lord judge u separately.

Some girls will just open thier mouth #Gbosa and tell a guy 'come and pick me' YOU BE BEANS? No let angel Gabriel refer your mata to OgaAtTheTop

I overheard a girl talking to her boyfriend, initially I thought she was talking to God, coz the things she ask for only God can provide them. *Smh*

Why bleach when you know life is not fair?

The floor is open, add yours...

exxell: As we join Christians in the celebration of Easter, may we truly reflect on the quintessential modus vivendi of Master Jesus; The Christ, who peregrinated this incarnation as an exempli gratia of self abnegation, puritanical excrescence, spartan discipline, mental magnitude, hierophantic candour and altruistic effusions,qualities which have become a desiderata for national resurgimento.

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The Prof Is Back... The grammatical architect of our time. This his Eeaster message is worthy of reflection and practice... That is if Nigerians will leave the grammatical verbosity and read in between the lines

BoboYekini:
Howewver, Sisi Kill does not know about female condoms?!! Omg!!

agoha_vivi: Very interesting though it would have made more sense if it could be removed without going through the process of a surgery.

chaircover: Sisi dont mind them jare. There is no such thing as a stuupid question. Anyway to silence them altogether, I am starting a 101 course on " " next week and I have enrolled you on the course.

Lesson number one (theory). . .where do babies come from
Lesson number two (practical) . . . where do babies come from . . .bring a practical partner of your choice

Reading material to catch up on before the lesson commences.

see you in class

ULSHERLAN:
Well I hope ur not refering to ursef as the virgin cos if u did then I will blv Mary is already a nairalander

slimyem: Don't mind her.Was equally surprised when i saw Sisi-Kill of all people say she doesn't know of female condoms in 2013.
Forgive her though.

Becacia_Barbie:
Thanks
Ohh...sowee, you should be out with friends nah, unlike me just stucked here with my books.
Am fine anyway, hope u r gewd? Miss u. Xx