₦airaland Forum

Lexoria: With all y'alls half-inch,low sperm-count,10-second performing di-cks(how you guys hate when your jon-thomases are called names but a quick to label the women's privates all kinds of names)can y'all go and jerk-off somewhere now.

Lexoria: hehehehehehe......everyone loves me,everyone must make reference to me even if they don't understand or know where I'm coming from with my comment.I'm easy rightWhy not give it a try,I'm sure I'll fall like a humpty dumpty.....mtchewwwww.

youngchopper: fx u get bad mouth. U sure say ur babe dey dix site? Ur not far from the truth nicca!

flymyq: I av the Video of this...contact me asap

lola.luv:
Are you high? Or maybe your brains just went up in smoke with whatever it is you're smoking. Who talked of a defunct social life? Or who lacks male attention?

Yeah, I work. And I'm not married. And I'm not like your girlfriend that sits at home watching African Magic all day and spreads her legs wide in exchange for peanuts at night.

Have a problem with the way I am? You can go up to the nearest high-rise building and take a dive headfirst.

He he he!

SpicyMimi: Also, would love to have answers to the following questions:

1. When should a guy start spending on a girl? ''For your info am not a gold-digger, i hardly collect stuffs from my boyfriend but atleast am glad he isnt the stingy type''

2. Why do guys so much believe in the word 'Give and take'?

da-gentility:
Of course,he has to provide me wit love,money and oda necessary things dat are needed for me 2 choose him as mr right.

dowjones: You must be high on sperrm !! You better read well before you start revealing how many F9 you had in WAEC

pleep: Dude i dont like calling other men gay... but you need to explain that post.

Because that was the most homosexual thing ive ever read for dis nairaland.

aare07: Here are some facts from our common heritage that should make you proud to be called a Nigerian:

1. Nigeria is home to seven percent (7%) of the total languages spoken on earth. Taraba state alone has more languages than 30 African countries. The importance of this fact is appreciated when one understands that language is the “soul of culture” (as Ngugi wa Thiongo famously said). It is language that births the proverbs, riddles, stories and other aspects of culture that give us identity. UNESCO puts forward that the world’s languages represents an extraordinary wealth of creativity. Linguistic diversity correlates with cultural diversity. This means Nigeria can look inwards and drive itself to become the greatest hub for cultural tourism on earth, and consequently empower its citizens tremendously in the process.

2. The Walls of Benin (800-1400AD), in present day Edo State, are the longest ancient earthworks in the world, and probably the largest man-made structure on earth. They enclose 6500 square kilometers of community lands that connected about 500 communities. At over 16000km long, it was thought to be twice the length of the Great Wall of China, until it was announced in 2012 (after five years of meticulous measurement by Chinese surveyors) that the Great Wall is about 21,000km long.

3. The Yoruba tribe has the highest rate of twin births in the world. Igbo-Ora, a little town in Oyo state, has been nicknamed Twin capital of the World because of its unusually high rate of twins that is put as high as 158 twins per 1000 births. In a video I watched last year on YouTube presented by Titi (a white lady who speaks Yoruba), and which was centred on twin births in Igbo-Ora, one of the locals boasted that every family in the town has at least one twin!

4. Sarki Muhammad Kanta The Great of Kebbi, was the only ruler who resisted control by Songhai, West Africa’s greatest empire at that time. He founded and ruled the Hausa city-state of Kebbi around 1600 A.D and built Surame its capital, a planned city which was almost impossible to penetrate during war. In fact UNESCO describes Surame as “one of the wonders of human history, creativity and ingenuity”, and probably the most massive stone-walled constructions in West Africa. He is listed in Robin Walker’s 50 Greatest Africans.

5. Africa’s oldest known boat is The Dufuna canoe which was discovered in Dufuna village, Yobe state, by a Fulani Herdsman in May 1987, while he dug a well. Various radio-carbon tests conducted in laboratories of reputable universities in Europe and America indicate that the canoe is over 8,000 years old, thus making it the oldest in Africa and 3rd oldest in the world. The discovery of the canoe has completely changed accepted theories of the history and sophistication of marine technology in Africa.

6. Sungbo’s Eredo, a 160 km rampart equipped with guard houses and moats, is reputed to be the largest single pre-colonial monument (or ancient fortification if you like) in Africa. It is located in present-day Ijebu-Ode, Ogun State and when it was built a millennium ago, it required more earth to be moved during construction than that used for building the Great Pyramid of Giza (one of the Seven Wonders of The Ancient World). The most astonishing thing is that Sungbo’s Eredo was the biggest city in the world (bigger than Rome and Cairo) during the Middle Ages when it was built!

7. Sarki Abdullah Burja of Kano (ruled 1438-1452 AD), the 18th ruler of Ancient Kano, created the first Golden Age in Northern Nigeria and ushered in a period of great prosperity. During his reign, Hausa became the biggest indigenous language spoken in Africa after Swahili. He is on the list of 50

Greatest Africans in Robin Walker’s wonderful book, “When We Ruled”.

8. The Jos Plateau Indigobird, a small reddish-brown bird, is found nowhere else on the planet but Plateau state, Nigeria.

9. The Anambra waxbill, a small bird of many beautiful colours, is found only in Southern Nigeria and nowhere else on earth.

10. The Niger Delta (which is the second largest delta on the planet), has the highest concentration of monotypic fish families in the world, and is

also home to sixty percent of Nigeria’s mangrove forests. You should know too that Nigeria’s mangrove forests are the largest in Africa and third largest on earth.

11. According to the World Resources Institute, Nigeria is home to 4,715 different types of plant species, and over 550 species of breeding birds and mammals, making it one of the most ecologically vibrant places of the planet.

12. Ile-Ife, in present day Osun State, was paved as early as 1000AD, with decorations that originated from Ancient America suggesting there might have been contact between the Yorubas and the Ancient Americans half a millenium before Columbus ‘discovered’ America.


http://thenationonlineng.net/new/online-special/12-shocking-facts-about-nigeria/

Lexoria: With all y'alls half-inch,low sperm-count,10-second performing di-cks(how you guys hate when your jon-thomases are called names but a quick to label the women's privates all kinds of names)can y'all go and jerk-off somewhere now.

SpicyMimi: is it that Nija guys are all broke-azz niggas? Cause i dont understand why giving your girlfriend gifts its now a problem U na STINGY no be small ooo...
the irony of this is that, most of you don fall mugu for girls well well, so why all the forming?

Arsenate: whoever told you I was single and 40? How were you able to arrive at that from the conversations we've had here? See! I told you. You are too dumb and, Unfortunately, you are not willing to learn. You'd remain dumb for life. Too bad.

Lexoria: .Pls make sure you get her consent and no under-age ones.

segelity: why are u so unhappy girl?if ur boy or ur toy aint doing so gud in bed tell him 2 contact me b4 he use frustration kill u.coz me na prof 4 dis mata.

troy20: lexoria life is all double standards either way of both sexes.but pls act like a lady and not like a LovePeddler.

Lexoria: I'm sure ur stupid,good for nothing,broke behind is so unfortunate that you are still single @40.Schmia!
Attetion seeker....I've noticed you,move on.

dowjones: nelie you know can get a Ho' in las vegas for 30k ? Some sensible posters have given you "survival tips", my advice is you hook up with boys that "ball on a budget" even if it means hooking with them online. BUDGET an amount for ballin'.
your GF sounds like bad news cos you're the freaky type and she's not (i hope you dont marry her cos it will be sad).
try to hook up with "boys" not girls who know the way..you seem like a cool dude, shame you aint in lagos where there's excess.

Lexoria: As always,making a hell of noise....I can't dignify your idiotic lil rented brain with my time,as from this moment your side and everything you write is bar-beach,I can't see it.Lil Wusissy,make sure you return that rented brain of yours.Vafanculo!!!

Arsenate: the Lexoria of a lady is extremely dumb. Very dumb to think that ladies are doing men favours by having sex with them. Some unfortunate guy will end up with such dumb@ss. Dammmnnn

SpicyMimi: He should start it first, and she will do like wise. Happy?

Lexoria: i have never seen a thread where a guy says,I've been paying my gf's schoolfees,pocket money,clothes and I have never slept with her.Even if there is,the guys on this forum will be telling him how he is such a fool but then,a girl giving intimate favors to a guy and expecting him to buy her gifts is materialistic in you guys eye.!!

Orikinla: Ejor tani Wunmi Allen?
She omo Allen Avenue ni?

Lexoria: Noise-maker,please go and hide under ur mom's wrapper.You make noise everywhere,I haven't seen what you've done on the Wunmi Allen case.After all the noise making....
I said 'make a zillion dollars', I din't say make money in dollars and pounds.....shaking my damned head for you.that was simple english.

Orikinla: [size=18pt]But when you give her money or help her in exchange for sex, you have already received your reward and don't whine whenever she disappoints you. [/size]

Orikinla: [size=18pt]
And I have gained more from all my women than I have even spent on them. [/size]