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Attention of the NL police is needed here:
www.nairaland.com/1234169/complaint-alabi-daniel-naija-web#14890682

Attention of the NL police is needed here:
www.nairaland.com/1234169/complaint-alabi-daniel-naija-web#14890682

Reactions from Nigerians

Omo Jesu
@tosinadeda 16h
I hope the Nigeria vs Kenya match in Calabar will be at noon, cos Kenyans can't be seen at night.
#SomeoneTellKenyans

Obongawan Morgana
@Lionezz__ 15h
LOOOOL #someonetellkenyans
" @odinny : Kenyans taking turns to use a laptop to twitfyt 9ja pic.twitter.com/VYXkE0CVfJ "

•Retired Flirt•
@_Gbenga_ 14h
#SomeoneTellKenyans
" @publicist101 : Kenyans steal
everything!! Even their capital 'Nairobi' was gotten from the words 'Naira' and 'Obi'

Mr. Ayo
@Ayourb 12h Where two or three Kenyans are gathered, a monkey is being christened. #someonetellkenyans

okiemute taunu
@otaunu2004 5h
#someonetellkenyans RT
@SeyiLawComedy : Kenyans Don't
Experience Long Distance Relationships....They Run To Each ...
m.tmi.me/OOe3P

Terryanne Chebet
@TerryanneChebet 12h I give up!Ha!RT @kuluwaz: Its over!
@Skiwo: #someoneTellKenyans They cant twitfight 160M people with just 1
laptop! pic.twitter.com/
BbGVNpC7sh ”"

Iron Lady
@Caroline_Mutoko 13h LOL #someonetellkenyans the only reason they win all those races is cuz they r promised food at the finish line!

OneFM 97.1
@OneFMKe 2h
NKT #SomeoneTellKenyans their men are so irresponsible ,dey divorce & collect deir brideprice back, their ladies prefer 2 marry a nigerian.

TROYˡᶤᶬᶤᵗᵉᵈ
@TravisTroyy 1h
#SomeoneTellKenyans '1 way to impress a kenyan model:Buy banana and groundnut for her'" #Fact

ADANNA
@sparkykrystals 1h
*rolling to kuvuki land* " @TravisTroyy: #SomeoneTellKenyans none of their models can give me a 'weak' erection"""

chris_carter
@Iamchris_carter 58m
#SomeoneTellKenyans A kenyans average rib size is trice lesser than the size of a voilin string'"

D'Big Meech
@onesyoki 16m
“ @TravisTroyy #SomeoneTellKenyans that Nigerian women wear makeup to enhance their beauty. Kenyans wear makeup to attract wild animals""”Gai

[ COMEDIAN GORDONS ]
@GordonComedian 11h Ghanaians shuld rejoice, Kenyans are now the S.I unit of darkness! Darkness is now measured in Kenyans!! #someonetellkenyans

RamblersINC.
@tee_hidee 18h
#SomeoneTellKenya you know all our Nigerian stars, your TV stations show our movies, but we dont even know
where you are on the map..

JULIUS AGWU D GENIUS
@ComedianOfLife 33m When two Kenyans kiss, the sound they make is like that of the Screen Muncher app #SomeoneTellKenya

Nelson Charles
@Nelly1792 58m
FACT: Did you know that Dangote could hire the richest man in Kenya to clean his shoes?
#someoneTellKenya "

♧AlbinoAbokiette☆
@Bombabili 1h
Lol RT @ESAOFFICIAL :
#someonetellkenya We own them. Naira is our currency Obi is our igbo name. We gave u both so ...

RIP KENYA
@Rip_Kenya 1h
#someonetellkenya that the only reason they always win marathons is from years of practice of running from wisdom

............
@_kichwakibov 4h
Witch DOCTORS #someonetellnigeria RT @dozman_richie :
#someoneTellKenya their models are used as skeleton 4 medical students in Nigeria"

The only thing positive in Kenya is HIV.

These Kenyans are killing us on twitter ooo

Stan lee
@wnabbz 34m
*stolen* #IDEAD I hear ati everyone in Nigeria stinks, their country is located at Africa's armpit
#SomeoneTellNigerians

Larry Asego
@LarryAsego 30m
Ati #SomeoneTellNigerians their ghosts in their movies look left and right before crossing the road. Mad Kenyans Made my Friday

@gabriel_ISEI 28m
Lmao" @kip_of
#SomeoneTellNigerians Fifa13 is so real,if u tap the button 4 Mikel 2 shoot in front of the goal,he will still pass

Elisaphan Kanyi
@Ellyk1m 23m
#SomeoneTellNigerians Every girl has
the right to be ugly, but in Nigerian
movies, they have abused that
privilege!

dave onji
@emuhaya 17m
#Someonetellnigerians R so dumb their scientistspromised 2b the first to land in the Sun,reminded of the temp,they said they'll go at night

ganye1: It seems the kenyans are giving nigerians a good fight.
ypdj jazzy jess @ jessmurokae 1h
#someonetellnigeria ;you mean Nigeria is 1real?I thought we2
were just naming types ofdiseases such as diarrhea, Nigeria,
Gonorrhea””

Choi! These people don finish Nigeriaooo

These Kenyans are really throwing their poison-laced spears at us. Check these I lifted from twitter:

"@kenotyc :
#SomeoneTellNigerians its only on
their movies where a ghost looks left
and right before crossing the road"

kip_official 9h
#SomeoneTellNigerians Fifa13 is so
real,if u tap the button 4 Mikel 2 shoot in front of the goal,he will still
pass

@Mtumar_Al 1h
Ati kenyan women wear weaves to enhance beauty, Nigeria women wear weaves to confirm their gender.
#someonetellNigerians


@che_japheth 1h
#SomeoneTellNigerians Obina Mikel has made over 200 appearances for Chelsea and has scored ZERO goals

@ChrisAuren 37m
Then i realized that the Nigerian movie was sponsored by a weave company..every female had one even the witch #SomeoneTellNigerians