₦airaland Forum

moorevic:
My personal observation about nairalanders is that once they remember you, my bro you go commit suicide.
Abeg NL if na lie come sleep me i dey my house.

No be only sleep na nap.

boss airforce1,you need serious deliverance o

This one is strong o.

Mznaett:
@Op
You got this from Steve Harvey's relationship guide right?

nope,but i'm glad you thought i did

ennon92:
i've quoted it oya coman beat me

like seriously?

Wetin this one dey talk?,Wtf who wants to date a fisherman?,op sense fall on you.

Before someone go rush into this thread and start throwing the above remarks and comments at me without reading my post,please take note of the fact that i used 'like'.

Now we all know who a fisherman is.He is a person who catches fish for sport or a job.
Meanwhile when i talk about real men i mean the marriage material kind of guys,i mean guys who are going to make a good family man.Not fuckboys.
Real men are like fishermen.Why is it so?

Before a fisherman can start catching fishes their are some tools and implements that he will need to have(hook and line,baits....),before a real man can go after his woman their are some things he needs to have(shelther,job....).

A fisherman needs to find a good fishing spot,cause the fishing spot determines the type of catch he will make.A fisherman that has found his fishing spot in a dirty pond,should not expect to make a good catch.
The same applies for real men who are searching for a good woman but have limited their search to club houses,beer parlours,tell me how can they make a good catch.Your environment determines the quality of the women you can find.

When a fisherman finally gets a good spot he sets his bait and waits patiently for a fish to fall for the bait.When one finally does a fisherman will still have to use the same patience to reel it in,cause if too much force and rush is used the line might break and the fish will escape.This type of Patience is one quality needed by a real man.He needs to be patient while dealing with his partner.More so,Real men don't rush into marriages.He needs to take his time to study the woman he's about to marry to avoid stories that touch in the future.

If after waitin patiently to reel the fish in the fish eventualy got away,though painful a fisherman wouldn't go all out and jump into the river to go after it,he simply sets another bait cause he knows their are plenty of fishes in the sea.In that wise Real Men shouldn't kill themselves over rejection by a woman or because that lady dumped you,you will risk your life to get her back,you should move on cause their are many women in this world.

A fisherman sets his baits for fishes that he knows he can handle,he wouldn't go way out of his league by trying to catch a shark with a fishing rod.Most men today are running after women that are out of their leagues and end up getting hurt in the long run.Real men will only go after ladies that they can handle.If you really want that billionaire's daughter to like you but she feel's you are too low for her,don't try too hard to impress her just find a girl who will love you for who you are(a girl you can handle).

Now you can see the relationship between a real man and a fisherman.

Ps: Please don't quote this whole post,it's annoying.

cc lalasticlala

mofeoluwadassah:
sagged or not.......at d mention of breast like dis una ear dey stand straight

see me see trouble o,so make person pikin no appreciate good thing again?

onila:


that comment is painful

you should be locked up in a zoo like seriously atleast no guy will come for your virginity over there.

adaksbullet:
who his the dunce here u these okokomaiko dusbin?


I'm seen frusration on ur busy body .....mumu ode oshi

lwkmd

mofeoluwadassah:
na wetin una dey like be dis.......see as them dey salivate...... smh 4 una

so na sagged breast we suppose dey like

IamKashyBaby:

Miss NL or NO Ms NL ....i juz dont give a fvck...

cause you know you don't stand a chance?

this early monday morning

Victornezzar:
sharrrap

why do you keep replying that guy,can't you tell a troll when you see one.

sexybbstar:
Na every day I dey look chinchilla to you, you promised to tell me the meaning then but you ran away without telling me.

Do you know that chinchilla is a rodent?

rodent?lwkmdh,adaksbullet why na.No mind the guy jare you don't look chinchilla

I think adaksbullet is funny but you're just a troll

shinarlaura:
Yeah.... now I got ur point. I think u re right

hmm

and me go still kiss that mouth,mbano

lwkmdh,if anybody ever try call me short again,i go show them this guy's picture and shut em up.proudly 5 feet

Waiting for ipob's to come and call her afonja

Benita27:
I don't like free things.

me i like am o

Mediator97:
Click A Like If He Is An Afogan And Share If He Is An ab.Oki.quote if he's a Igbo

exactly you tribalistic dumbhead

dump them both,i hate seeing immaturity in girls

safiaapussy:
jobless motherfucker, comot for my mentions

my advice for you is to:read your books and sit for jamb next year. That's all

safiaapussy:
You must be insane, NPF will mistake you for evans like how you mistook me for homosexual, ugly bastard motherfucker.

I just no wan talk anything when you mention me. I dun see your posts and you're obviously obsessed with the whywhyogun person.

Mad idiot, na me and you for this nairaland.

All this epistle still doesn't change the fact that you're a jobless mofo.Get a life bro.

safiaapussy:
Jambite like you talking politics

Let me guess,your main got banned now you are trolling with your alternate. Keep it up.whowhokwara,jobless mofo

Guy,dem never dupe you before?

lefulefu:
and he's mentally unbalanced

correct

TheAlternate:
nice one


if i dont post ur nudes on this forum 2moro let me die b4 this month ends , let me just go and sleep b4 i vex do wetin dey vex now but i swear 2moro i dont care what people will say , i will post it

This guy's a clown.