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6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by hylyne(m): 10:25pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Learning how to satisfy a woman is no easy feat. Finding the center of gravity is about as difficult as getting an answer from your girl when you ask her where she wants to go for dinner. So when it comes to getting down and dirty, decoding her many sounds can be an almost impossible task. Is she faking it? Is she enjoying it? Is she bored and hoping you’re almost finished? Before your next romp in the sheets, take note of these vocal expressions. 1. Heavy breathing This one’s a classic. She may not want to waste energy making actual sounds because she’s so into whatever you’re doing. When her breathing is heavy and rushed, you know you’re a champ. 2. Loud shrieking She’s probably just watching too much P0*n and thinks you like this. In reality, she’s probably faking it and you are now deaf. 3. Low moans Some women just aren’t very vocal and, if they’re shy, this goes double. Sure, you may think she’s forcing out any sort of sound to make you feel good, but trust us, it’s the highest compliment. 4. A weird noise she immediately regrets She’s so into it and has no control over her body anymore, so this just slipped out. This may happen more often than you might think, so be nice. s*x can be awkward sometimes 5. Screaming She might be super into it… or she might be in pain. We think you should be able to tell the difference. If not, ask her if she likes it. 6. Laughing If something awkward happens, like you knock something over or someone hits their head, and she laughs, it’s probably because she’s comfortable with you and she’s enjoying herself. But if she’s just straight giggling the whole time, we can’t help you there. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by BiafraBushBoy(m): 11:12pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Can I borrow this post ahead of my tomorrow showdown? 8 Likes |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by Nobody: 11:54pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
what if she is calling your name |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by Kingsteve(m): 12:01am On Jul 03, 2017 |
You omitted: when she starts talking gibberish 1 Like |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by Charismatic107: 12:29am On Jul 03, 2017 |
Hmmmm what if she is not making any sound 7 Likes 1 Share
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Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by sirfee(m): 2:27am On Jul 03, 2017 |
Charismatic107:You are not hitting the right spot Your meme cracked me up. 1 Like |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by adaksbullet: 2:51am On Jul 03, 2017 |
What if he cryed wen u are put jus the tip Cos I'm date mine gilr since on 3yr ago and she alway cryed if am whant too put the tip of mine kini too his kini buh am alway use force too enter his kini......if am entered him finish, she we jus be looked me till am come While his she alway cryed if am only put just the tip? |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by madone: 6:52am On Jul 03, 2017 |
adaksbullet:she must have cried cos ur English was bad.if u closed ur mouth and not say anything maybe she won't be crying.ur spoken English I believe caused the cry. 34 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by teresafaith: 7:50am On Jul 03, 2017 |
adaksbullet:If actually you are faking to be an illiterate, you really sound so dumb and stupid, please no insult intended. But if truly truly you are really like this please refrain from commenting cos I epp you dey shame Gush!!!! 7 Likes |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by vanida6: 8:35am On Jul 03, 2017 |
adaksbullet:fainted 3 Likes
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Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by Olibboy: 8:36am On Jul 03, 2017 |
I gotta leave this post |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by adaksbullet: 8:45am On Jul 03, 2017 |
teresafaith:jus seen these gilr u are sayed I'm sound dumb and stupid and u are still sayed u are no insult me Jus stayed on ur lain women I'm I mention u on mine post 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by adaksbullet: 8:48am On Jul 03, 2017 |
madone:bus maradona, whot his do mine eglish? Are u no no that that his how we prof used to talk on eglish haved u hear prof wola Soyinka talked? Patric idiagbon? Are u alway understand whot they are sayed at times? No! That his how they are train us on prof sch.......I pray u we reach our level 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by teresafaith: 9:27am On Jul 03, 2017 |
adaksbullet:I don't usually respond to dunce like you but I'll pitifully dignify you with one but after this I'm done. Cover your face in shame cos you are a disgrace to your community. |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by adaksbullet: 10:19am On Jul 03, 2017 |
teresafaith:who his the dunce here u these okokomaiko dusbin? I'm seen frusration on ur busy body .....mumu ode oshi 19 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by madone: 10:48am On Jul 03, 2017 |
adaksbullet:nice one boss ur writing style of English eh..... |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by drunkpunk(m): 1:09pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
What if she calls you someone else's name? |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by arleck: 2:10pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
adaksbullet:Excuse me SIR, i beg ur Pardon, This Ur Story don dey long o! This Ur Fabu E Dy Madt gan So I Say Wehdone SiR, you sha wan kee everybody wth ur adaksbullet 1 Like |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by Efe16(f): 2:32pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
adaksbullet: oxford fall on u 1 Like |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by Nobody: 2:36pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
teresafaith: Why all the insult? Doesnt make a better world. ENGLISH OR GIBBERISH IS RUBBISH IF WE CANT TOLERATE ONE ANOTHER. |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by Oyindidi(f): 3:48pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
sirfee: |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by fynestpotato: 5:32pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
adaksbullet:lwkmd
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Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by adaksbullet: 5:42pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
Efe16:mine eglish fall on u 8 Likes |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by toastedbread: 5:46pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
what about when she starts singing young ma's "ooouuu"? |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by sapientia(m): 6:52pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
adaksbullet: lol.. this guy sef.. so you know your eglish fit fall untop person |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by sirfee(m): 7:27pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
Oyindidi:Mama the mama,why that face?oya smile |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by Oyindidi(f): 7:36pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
sirfee:Not smiling How have you been? |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by sirfee(m): 7:37pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
WORDWORLD:Don't mind the attention seeker,I prefer his english or gibberish to the tribal war on nairaland. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by sirfee(m): 7:40pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
adaksbullet:Fatality,you can't make heaven,you just murdered her with your engrishhh Weldone sir |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by sirfee(m): 7:41pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
Oyindidi:I'm great,why are you not smiling? |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by Oyindidi(f): 7:42pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
sirfee:So pikin fit forget him mama? |
Re: 6 Types Of Noises Women Make During S*x And What They Mean by sirfee(m): 7:45pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
Oyindidi:Naaa sis,are you busy?let me chat you up. |
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