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sseunth:
So I mst input my email and password before I can vote?....



You are on your own

Nobro try again

http://gotswagnaija.com/indexpoll.php?id=1189
Pls click d Link and vote for me In a photo contest.

Mossaino:
Bros, run for your dear life...

Heheheheh dat na it sure pass jor

***LOOOOLLZZZ... U must answer dis... Hehehe...
Your girlfriend wants u 2 meet her family, when u got there...The elder sister is ur ex girl friend .The broda is the guy you were fighting with over a girl .Her dad is the doctor who advice u to stop bringing young girls for abortion. You went away to live a holy life some years ago but u didn't and finally the mother is the sugar mummy who just bought u a ferrari sport car. don't spoil the fun... Am expecting ur response...

Phinagold:
Does it still happen?

Yes dr, nd its still goinna happen especially in dis our days of photo editing

“On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog”.

You look different! Online lovers fighting over deceptive internet photos after meeting first time…



The boy saw a very pretty internet photo and probably thought he has found an angel, or the biblical Shulamite. The girl saw a very beautiful internet photo and thought she has found the love of her life, no need of searching anymore. However, little did each one know that the person he/she has in mind is totally different from the real person! What happened next? – Street fighting started after first time meeting!

In the photo, the girl was seen yelling:
“I hit you, so what? Look at what you look like, and you’re pointing fingers at me!”
The man on the other hand brought out his phone and showed it to onlookers who were watching with some excitement. “Look. I was invited to meet an online friend. Look at how she looks before me, and then look at this photo.”
“You (onlookers) be the judge. Isn’t this me? Isn’t this me?” The woman asked. She then turned to the man and told him: “It’s you who is lying to me, you bastard!”

As the argument intensified, it became messy as the two got physical, fighting in the middle of the road! Nobody intervened to help them. Finally, the man overpowered the woman, pushed her down and ,,,,,

Hhmm! What happened next?

Ar get warri here so? AREA....may una show...dis lagos piple wan colonise us....lasgidi kpomkpi

Obiwannn:
SENSELESS POST.

U no dey see d gal name? Really senseless

braimeddy:
OP there re diff kinds of Bishop. So which of the Bishop re u referring to? A man dat just opened a 1-ceiling church can also call himself a Bishop. Pls clarify dis aspect so dat we can understand ur Msg properly

Lmao guy dnt kill me wid lafter dismornin jaweh...a bishop in one of the church in benin

Lmao!! Drunk Student Emails His Lecturer (See The Brilliant Reply He Gets)




It was posted on Reddit and has gone viral.

Right is an email from US student, Patrick Davidson, which he wrote to his lecturer while he drunk, asking for an extension and apologizing to the teacher about his bald head.

And right is the brilliant reply the drunk student got from his lecturer, who granted him an extension on the condition that he bring him a bottle of whatever Patrick had been drinking

A FEW days after he petitioned ‎the police on an alleged plot to kidnap and kill him over his petition to President Muhammadu Buhari on the state of the psychiatric hospital in Benin City, two strange objects were Tuesday morning discovered at the entrance and exit door of the residence of Bishop Ezekiel Orhevba‎.

A ‎statement was placed on the objects at the back which read “Ancient juju from ancient shrine for Ezekiel Oise Orhevba. See and, touch and die.

If you have solution to all moves and attacks, you have no solution to this mother of all destructions.” Orhevba said he had already informed the police and was waiting for their response.‎ “I came from Abuja late last night and this morning, it was people from outside who alerted me that something strange was there, which I will call juju, when the police come, they will give it a better name.”

I have an issue with some people in the Federal Psychiatric Hospital, I think they should know something about this. I have a petition against six people there so there are proofs, these are exhibits against them.

They think they can stop me from going to the police and maybe opt out of the case so that they can walk away as free men, but I am not deterred and victory is sure,” he said

Pls hu av charger...same old shit evwidae...drag der, drag here...trust dem..its in dia favour nt d masses.

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YOUR OPINION!! YBNL vs MAVIN – Which Do You Think Is The Hottest Right Now?




Hi Guys,

Permit me to say these are the Two hottest record labels right now in Nigeria, No doubt about that. No matter the less, One is sure hotter than the other.

ARTISTE TO CONSIDER UNDER YBNL

– Olamide, Lil Kesh, Viktoh, Adekunle Gold, Chinko Ekun

ARTISTE TO CONSIDER UNDER MAVIN

– Don Jazzy, Tiwa Savage, Reekado Banks, Korede Bello, Di’ja, D’prince,

TRACKS TO CONSIDER UNDER YBNL

– Shoro Niyen, Bobo, Lagos Boys, Efejoku, All My Ladies, Gbese, Melo Melo, Sade, Orente, Emi Na Re

TRACKS TO CONSIDER UNDER MAVIN

– Dorobucci, Adaobi, Looku Looku, Chop Am, Godwin, Awww, My Darlin, On Your Own, Oga Titus, Corner.

Now Over to You fellow nairalanders
From your own Point of View, Which do you think is the Hottest right now?

Drop your Comments

omenka:
Jonathan is a Dunderhead. Hang yourself.

U r a dunderhead, pick a lyf....

Otunbatrafford:
Buhari cannot send all of jail at the same time, but he can start with Jonathan.

Pls Off ur data, nd go to bed...u gat no resonable talk....slip well

Buhari and probing
Arbeg live jona jejely and face ur presidential seat....nd more importantly stop d killings, human beings r nat fowls...

ModiKen:
Person wey borrow cloth go party no dey dance
too much

This got me cracking.

But no translation. Wld like to knw whythe person no dey dance too much

So dat the tin no go tear na. lol

Mavin second rated reekado banks av dropped three songs in less dan a week, the songsare sugar baby, corner, nd d newest tommorrow, I love dem all...go download nd enjoy

coogar:
fulfilment - profession & family!
linda only has one of the two & don't kid yourself she's happy being single. no one is happy being single, that couldn't have been her plans when she was in her late teens.

there's no shortage of men in nigeria too so why is she unmarried? perhaps no sane nigerian man wants to walk the aisle with dan foster's sloppy seconds. what right has linda got to criticise another woman's wedding?

Bros arbeg the gal weh marry na ur sister or sister inlaw?

D posture befits d kitchen sef,,,see how d kitchen dey try to look mordern wen na village kitchen

Just sayin sha, no hatin...happy sunday fellaz

Freemanan:
Thanks love... Still in Asaba?

Yea

Congrats dr, wishin. U all d best of lyf

Fynpatra:
You were born in a first class hospital, I was
delivered at home, we both survived. You went
to a private school and I went to a
government school, we both ended in the
same University. You woke up from the bed
and I woke from the floor, we both had a peaceful
night rest. Your outfits are all
expensive, mine are all simple and cheap, we
both still cover our unclothedness. You ate fried
rice and roasted chicken, I ate pap and akara
but we both still ate to our satisfaction. You
ride on Lexus jeep, Range Rover, G Wagon, Hummer
Jeep and I use public transport but
we still got to our various destination. You may
be reading this post from your sony xperia, BB
Z10, Q10, Iphone6 and I typed it with my
Nokia C1, we still see the same thing, you got
married in Dubai and I married in Choba (port Harcourt) we both wore
ring and people ate rice.
#‎LIFE‬ is not a competition and there are
different ways to get a lot of things done,
different lanes all leading to the same
destination. Just because your neighbour is
doing things faster does not mean you are failing.
Happiness doesn't come from having
everything, but from making the best out of
what you have, it's all about how you see
yourself. Stay on your own lane and forge
ahead.....,,,, but remember, there are no reasons good enough to remain #‎POOR‬•••Patra Cares•••

Were is able lalasticlala,,,I wonna mk fp ooo

EasternPride:
Because he is their sponsor.

He is the Terrorists in a chief.

Exactly dr,,,his jus decievin peepzzzz

You were born in a first class hospital, I was
delivered at home, we both survived. You went
to a private school and I went to a
government school, we both ended in the
same University. You woke up from the bed
and I woke from the floor, we both had a peaceful
night rest. Your outfits are all
expensive, mine are all simple and cheap, we
both still cover our unclothedness. You ate fried
rice and roasted chicken, I ate pap and akara
but we both still ate to our satisfaction. You
ride on Lexus jeep, Range Rover, G Wagon, Hummer
Jeep and I use public transport but
we still got to our various destination. You may
be reading this post from your sony xperia, BB
Z10, Q10, Iphone6 and I typed it with my
Nokia C1, we still see the same thing, you got
married in Dubai and I married in Choba (port Harcourt) we both wore
ring and people ate rice.
#‎LIFE‬ is not a competition and there are
different ways to get a lot of things done,
different lanes all leading to the same
destination. Just because your neighbour is
doing things faster does not mean you are failing.
Happiness doesn't come from having
everything, but from making the best out of
what you have, it's all about how you see
yourself. Stay on your own lane and forge
ahead.....,,,, but remember, there are no reasons good enough to remain #‎POOR‬•••Patra Cares•••

NOW LETS IRON OUT THIS MATTER!!!
• Rolex wrist watches for 500k??
Will it show me when
Jesus will return??
• Bathing soap for 80k?? Will it
wash away my sins and
sorrows??
• Rayban/Versace Eyeglasses for
350k?? If I wear it, will I
be able to see the Future??
• Italian shoes for 150k?? Sheybi I
will be able to walk on
water??
• Samsung plasma tv for 500k??
Will it show me the
Judgement day on the last day
live??
•Gold plated Iphone 6 for 3M
naira, will I use it and Answer
God's Call??
• Chanel Lego clutch Hand Bag for
1.3M naira, will I put
my life inside it
• 2M naira for a table in comedy
show, will Jesus and his
disciples perform on stage
• 3M Naira per year at Babcock
university, after
Graduation, will they make me the
president.
sometimes, i wonder why some
people could afford to buy all
these stuffs, knowing too well that
there are hungry children in the
streets roaming about Unclad. the
smallest act of kindness you
show, can change someone's life.
Remember, money only bring
happiness if you help people with
it.
Remember when God bless u don't only raise ur standard of living but also raise ur standard of giving••••Patra Cares••••

Barselonia:
I celebrated u..... everybody have wonderful mother

...

Help me celebrate my mother too.... am not yet a celebrity and she is not celebrity too But she is a wonderful mother........
Millions like for her.....

One love.....

Sweethrt ur a celebrity in ur own wae,,,u are special just dey way u are...ur mum is special too.

richyfunky:
suicide is never a good option, What will be d fate of d kids she left behind....

Sweethrt hw Sure are we dat she even had kids sef, she should be a moda to big men and women na....by naw der r supposed to be makin ha feel loved,,maybe all dis added to her suicide...

Y can't buhari kill dis terrorists once, y put dem in a prison,,,KILL THEM, KILL THEM...he who kill by sword should die by sword...

sauceny:
How can we tell you aren't lying ¿

Dats if and only if u guys are truthful,,,like beget like