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FinNews:
Hahaha! Ani....babe, at least I tried to crack a joke Okay, I will try again next time

U tried my dear, its nat easy

wisefizz:
Them done start again.... This is hw they start religious war.... Who told u say there is no light in Christianity?

Mind u, I'm a muslim

Thank u sooo much for that

Yevgeny:
are you sure this is not a secondary school?

Dear I tot As much ooo

morbeta:
This is cloudy lies joor, you can as well tell us that vibrator got stucked in someone hony pot. Vagina is not lagoon.

Lol u neva see cucumber weh get size like dick before Doh I dunt masturbate cos av gat an able bf

Jacksparrow0712:

Na to use _dick push am in make e fall inside her belle. Then she go fit _shit am comot

Lwkm pls dunt spoil me oh....
Buh y dat gal go behave lyk dat na wehboys full evriwhere deytroway

MuhdG:
Shut up!

You must be from Abi

Dat s jus d simple truth, calabar myt be floody buh its always clean.

yiwaldecanta:
Were you there on the creation day?
How did you know who and what created ....cos if I recall correctly Adam and eve never had a daughter .....so who did seth Cain and Abel impregnate to create more generations of people..... Is it their mother Eve ?

My ansa say no to gayism and lesbianism.

God created adam and eve nat adam nd steve

Also, God created adam and eve nat ada nd eve


SAY NO TO GAYISM and LESBIANISM

GAy is legalised in america and urhappy,,,,I nw see hw u hate america children,,,,cos u dunt wonna see dem again...cos gay dunt give birth.
Ur happy dat der areworkin against d bible...wen God sayd men and women shud multiply and fill d. Earth...
I dunt even blame u cos guys Av started toastin u, same guys as u Are..
Jus lafd out loud wen u said ur goinna block piple who comment negatively,,befor u even block anibady der av alredy bloked u cos uare nat fit to be hu peeps follow

Strugglin wid guys to av six pack...breast don hang der lyk bat for. Chest...infact let me end here. Fool wen last u play for nigeria sef?

Pineapp:
For fun!

Husbands;

1. Pretends to have been choked by fish bone while eating and begins to cough profusely,thereby making the wife to say "what is it"? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

2. Purposely crosses one leg to touch the wife at night ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

3. Purposely starts seriously searching for nothing in particular,making madam to finally say,"what are you even looking for "



Wives;

1. Purposely dresses provocatively revealing all revealables which prompt hubby to say,"where do you think you are going dressed like that" ,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history.

2. Fakes call and starts with "hello baby",which now makes oga to say "who the hell was that" ..... you know the rest.

3. Pretends to have fallen in the bathroom thereby screaming and making oga to come running and saying,"Jesus,don't let her die"





Tell us how you do yours

ainT married sha, buh wen me nd my bf usually av quarrels nd hes angry wid me...I usually put my pics dat he always love nd by so doing, he will be lyk Anger can't mk me Loose My angel..




And some nairaland guys wonna quote me,,,buh. M lyk u no reach.

Ephemmm:
Yeah! I am very sure of that: she should be happy wherever she is now. But to be candid, life without mum is like running a race with handcuffs: one can only come out as the best though the help of God only.

God bless the proud mother of my unborn children.

God is ur muscle bro

Ephemmm:
Though not discouraging you, but the truth is that not everybody is destined to be an entrepreneur: if everybody is a teacher, who will be the student? If everybody is a Lawyer, who will be the client? If everybody is a producer, who will be the consumer? If everybody is an entrepreneur, who will be your labour slaves?

Before being posted to North under Boko Haram territory, I worked and toiled diligently before graduation: I jumped into professional programme, which consumed the largest percentage of my salary immediately I got my first job. throughout this period, socialization perishes: religious activities were reduced to barest minimum: I closed eyes before giving: no gyration. In fact, the only thing I manage to do without then is watching two 'team' - Barcelona and Lionel Merciless Mercy: may God bless me for being among the generation who live to witness that 'god of soccer'. I can't just continue with such struggling at least for some foreseeable future now.

According to the Bible, 'for everything under the heaven, there is time'. Therefore, it is time to reap and step up my connectivity before putting on the thinking cap of entrepreneur. Lord I thank you for employment opportunities that always come my way in the face of rampant unemployment: glory be unto your holy name.

Op! This might be your own appropriate time to venture into entrepreneurship: I wish you good luck under Buhari's administration.

Front Page thing

Dedicated this to my mummy who passed away while I was in Primary four: It clocks 24years in this month of June when you left your one and only son behind. To me -

"You are costlier than gold
Precious than silver
Beautiful than diamond"

I love you mum.........................

Mum is Happy were she is, just continue makin ha proud.

Nigeriacally, ders natin to celebrate
Personally I gat to celebrate a good lyf Given by God
Obasanjolically guess u want us to celebrate ur ugly face and hrt.

Do we even knw if ders anitin called chibok galS or it was formed to ruin d emeretus government


An E fighter wonna quote me negatively,,,tunda weh go fire u dey do press up

Space booked•••




Good God pls see him tru

princeofpeace22:
rev Chris don fucck sinach pussay tire woow



hbd mum .Chris Inlaw

May God almighty forgive u...
Leave judgement For God

Dis kyn bad belle sef
Una be southafricans weh dia families die for pst tb joshua church?

ty444:
seem more to me like she just finished banging

Bros bros, no spoil me arbeg

[b][/b] pls wat is banging

My fada, IS A STRICT DISCIPLINARIAN, infact if der was any prayer request GOD dint ansa me wen I was a bit younger was d one I prayed dat he shud make dem transfer my fada to our state capital....
Oghene did nat ansa dat one oooo, my fada was wid us till he retired... Imagine no earpiece, no Trouser, no goin out etc
Buh as a mata of fact, ma pupsy is soooo. Caring up to d stage dat people alwaes say he is spoiling me... I just laf cos d Man is sweet nd bitter Dependin On hw u start ur dae in his presence.. Luv Im loads

[quote author=rbekins post=33191404]In your own case, she just wan make u and her be partners, ......(just saying.)....'ve seen ur pix....mayb u look like one to her...[/quote
Lwkm mah catch u first

By naw d room mate willbe lyk; God y did u allow me to meet dis gal...
Its. Nat funnysha...RIP deadie

Buh God forbid, mekill myself? Wenlyf dey sweet lyk dis?...

Some people sha,,,,, pls dunt Bring ur frustrated hrts to nairaland....be appreciative and nice...

So now a soldier can't help again, all becos he owns a gun ryt?

indiraserv:
Lovely

Hmmmm


Wearing a shirt won't have been such a bad idea.....or did they post such a private pic (stomach and all) without his permission?

Sure he's goinna be surprised seeing dat pics evriwere on net

Pls....leave yul alone....
Snce u dnt wonna sqweeze boobs....u prefer sqweezn joyst!c....go fynd ur type pls...
Allow yul to enjoy h!s lyf.[b][/b]

rbekins:
In your own case, she just wan make u and her be partners, ......(just saying.)....'ve seen ur pix....mayb u look like one to her...

hehehehehehehehehehehehhehehe.....broth be careful wd me oh....weh guys dey weh ah go dey ..........(u no d rest)

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*all dos sayin Ebubey is Lying hav not hated or av nat been hated....for me av been hated for no just cause....
I remember wen i took my Jamb some tym ago,,,,,,,a gal was just eyeing me,,,,,,anytym my eyes and hers meet she will just be adjustin ha clothes, hairs,,,,,readjusting d way she was sitting etc....dis is a gal dat we r just seeing for d first tym ooo.....Ebube i believe u die....thumbs up....

Was lookin awt for delta state uni.....dat my sch shaaa

Hehehehe so true

tolustx:
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Teeboy22:
do u wish to knw him....i can link u up with him??

yea ooo,,,,,pls do.....linking fhings

MuguliciousMUGU:
Lagos – Boluwatife Tijani, a 12-year-old pupil of Araromi Primary School, Agege, on Wednesday emerged the winner in the 2015 Spelling Bee competition in Lagos State.

Tijani, a Primary Six pupil, competed with 56 other contestants representing the 20 local government areas and 37 local council development areas in the state in the competition held in Ikeja.

Ten-year-old Iretiola Ifaniyi, a Primary Five pupil of Methodist Primary School, Ibese, came second while 10-year-old Jonathan Arowodu of Akesan Primary School came third.

The winners received N150, 000, N100, 000 and N75, 000 respectively from the state government.

Mrs Ronke Soyombo, Director-General, Office of Education Quality Assurance, said that the competition was aimed at developing the innate skills of pupils and students.

Soyombo said the competition had been able to fulfill the ultimate goal of creating healthy rivalry amongst students as well as drawing out their intellectual capabilities.

She said that the agency had already set in motion machineries aimed at improving the quality of education in Lagos.

The Director-General said that the competition was the brainchild of the former first lady of the state, Sen. Oluremi Tinubu, the founder of New Era Foundation.

“The idea of spelling competition, conceived in 2006 to encourage academic excellence, was adopted by the Lagos State Ministry of Education.

“The competition has helped students/pupils improve their spelling skills, increase vocabulary and develop correct English usage,’’ she said.

According to her, it is also creating good reading habits that will lead to better academic performance and boost the confidence of participants.

She said this was with a view to preparing the pupils/students for future endeavours and igniting the spirit of competition among them.

Some of the winners who spoke to NAN commended the state government for introducing the competition.

Tijani said that she studied the dictionary very well in order to emerge the winner.

“I am very happy and excited, I always read my dictionary and I thank God that I won the first position.

“My parents are traders; they support me in all that I do.
“I will spend my money on my studies because I want to become a medical doctor,’’ she said.

Ifaniyi said that she read her English textbooks and dictionary everyday to improve her spelling ability.

“I am very happy for winning the second position; I won with the help of my parents and teachers.

“I thank my mother, she sells recharge cards and support me in everything I do,’’ she said.

The class teacher of Tijani, Mrs Olubumi Adewunmi, said she was happy with the success recorded by her pupil.

Adewunmi, an English teacher, said the competition had improved the performance of students.

“She has made our school proud today; this is the first time we are winning the competition.

“We expected her to win because we coached her very well for the competition.

“She is a very outstanding girl in the school, she participated in all activities in class,’’ she said.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/12-year-old-girl-wins-spelling-bee-competition-in-lagos/

cc lalasticlala

.....dat na gud news....next gudnews pls!

Hbd

silverx:
there is nothing wrong with are dressing.